Chapter 6 Chapter Three

Opposite the Zhangjiashan Mediation Office, there is an earthen platform facing the sun.This day, Zhang Jiashan had nothing to do, so he moved a small stool and sat there, watching "Reference News". People who know it say that this is a good habit that Zhang Jiashan developed when he was a village cadre, caring about world affairs.People who don't know said that the old man here, whether he can read or not, is holding a newspaper and pretending to be gentle. The Zhangjiashan Civil Mediation Office is a low-rise three-room private house, which was rented from a resident in the town when the mediation office was established.

Next to the mediation office is a small town court with a concrete gatehouse—the highest legal institution in the town. Zhang Jiashan crossed his legs, his eyes were right in front of the newspaper, and he was reading when he suddenly heard voices shouting at the door of the court. At the gate of the court, Ma Chengming, a villager from Laomiaogou, was dragging his mother-in-law Wang Xiaocui to the court hall.Wang Xiaocui sat on the ground, unable to get up.Ma Qingqing grabbed one of her arms and pulled a dirt mark on the ground. Zhang Jiashan saw him, folded the newspaper, stood up, pointed at the horse and clarified, "Ma boy, what are you doing? It's not even the first month yet!"

Seeing someone interfering, Ma Cheng turned his head and saw that it was Zhang Jiashan.He stopped pulling, but he still held Xiao Cui's arm in his hand. Ma clarified and said, "Zhang Ganda, we are going to get a divorce!" "Divorce?" Zhang Jiashan said, "Xiao Cui is one of a kind good person in a hundred. If you let others, love is not enough. How dare you say divorce? You kid, I'm afraid you took the wrong medicine!" Ma clarified: "One family doesn't know the difficulties of the other family. Go big, there is a reason for my divorce!" "What's the reason, just tell me!"

"I don't know what's wrong with Xiaocui's belly. She only raised girls. After passing through the door, it's only been four years since she went all out and raised four girls. She was fined by the township and called by the county. Don't divorce her , in my whole life, I don't want to have a man!" "Just because of this, you want to divorce your wife? What a baby, in the new Ergo society, men and women are equal, and boys and girls are the same!" "That's the way it is said. But no one can figure out who the matter is. We rural people have a well-established male in our family, really!"

"Look at the people in the city, they only have a doll, and they can't come here!" "How can we compare with the people in the city? A son of a dragon will determine the world, and a litter of pigs will be rooted against the wall!" "When did you learn this sharp mouth! I won't play tricks with you anymore. You bastard, go back to me and live a good life!" "Zhang Ganda, to save you, I'm going back. It's just that this marriage has to be divorced! I can't think of it if I don't!" After Ma clarified, he pulled Xiaocui again: "Xiaocui, let's go back to Laomiaogou!"

Seeing Xiao Cui say, she stood up from the ground, patted the dirt on her buttocks, and said, "Zhang Ganda, Xiao Cui thank you here!" "you are welcome!" After Ma Chengming and his wife left, Zhang Jiashan sat on the stool again and read the newspaper.But the state of mind just now was destroyed, and I couldn't keep my eyes fixed. "I hate four kinds of people the most in my life: those who kill brothers, those who beat their wives, those who disrespect the elderly, and those who are at odds with their neighbors!" Zhang Jiashan said to himself. Seeing that Zhang Jiashan was carrying a newspaper, Li Wenhua was infected, so he followed Zhang Jiashan's example, picked up a small stool, took a book, and sat in front of Zhang Jiashan.

It just so happened that Guzi's godmother came out to pour water, and when she saw an old man and a young man like this, she smiled "Puchi" and said a bad word: "A group of monkeys came up from Nanshan, and each of them was holding a ball!" Zhang Jiashan let out a "hmm" as a protest. After "Yeah", he said to Li Wenhua: "Wenhua, you go to the cultural station in the town to borrow some books and newspapers. I want to find some truths and enlighten this Ma family boy!" Li Wenhua had just sat on the bench and was reluctant to go: "You don't have long legs?"

"You are the leader and I am the leader?" Zhang Jiashan said. Li Wenhua had no choice but to stand up, put the book on the stool with a "pop", and went. After a while, Li Wenhua came back, excited. "Zhang Ganda, I saw it right away. This article is exactly what you're looking for!" Li Wenhua said. "What article?" ""Girls are born in men"!" "It's the man who gives birth to a boy and a girl! It's the man who gives birth to a boy and a girl! This truth is quite new! Li Wenhua, read it!" This is the latest issue of "Reference News". In the lower corner of the second page, there is such a small article. The length of the article is not large, but the titles of "Girls are boys and girls are men" are impressively written on the paper.

Li Wenhua took the newspaper and read: "The creation of life is a big blue mystery in the universe. The combination of a sperm and an egg, and then a new life comes to the world. For a long time, people have believed that the main responsibility for giving birth to boys and girls lies in women , because this life was brought to this world in the form of material due to the female's pregnancy in October. In fact, this view is now considered wrong. The latest research results in life sciences believe that the dominant person who gives birth to boys and girls It lies in men. If you sow melons, you will reap melons, and if you sow beans, you will reap beans. Be a sperm..."

Zhang Jiashan slapped his thigh and said, "Okay, save your eloquence and show it in Laomiaogou later! This principle is clearly explained, if you don't believe him, you can clarify it!" After speaking, I asked for a newspaper, folded it carefully, and put it in my pocket. "Li Wenhua, go call Guzi's godmother, let's go!" Laomiaogou is a very remote village, located in the hinterland of Ziwuling.At that time, there may have been a temple here.The temple was destroyed later, and only half of the old cave dwelling made of stone remained on the half-mountain beam.In the past few years, the upper management has not been so tight, and each person in the village shared five yuan to connect the cave.After the rebuilding, the small temple continued to burn incense.

Below the temple, near the root of the mountain, is a row of well-arranged cave buildings. This is the original Laomiaogou production team, and now the Laomiaogou villager group. Wang Xiaocui was standing by the bank, holding a wooden spoon, feeding the pigs.He screamed "" in his mouth, and the wooden spoon knocked on the stone trough, making a "boom, bang, bang, bang".Several pigs wagged their tails and arched their mouths into the troughs. Xiaocui's daughters were running and playing in the kiln yard. On the main road, the villager Stupid Niu put a boy on his neck and was driving a herd of cattle up the mountain. "Wang Xiaocui, you are standing by the bank, looking lost, what's on your mind?" Stupid Niu accosted. "You have a bad tongue, you don't have any serious words. Tell you, I'm overlooking the mountains!" Wang Xiaocui replied. "Mountain now" refers to the silhouette of a distant mountain under the sunlight. "The white-faced sister stands next to her, but she can't see her elder brother overlooking the mountains! It's right as it is said in the folk song!" said Stupid Niu. "Okay, my stupid cow brother! If you don't pull your cow, what are you doing here! Be careful, the horse will come back after a while and break your leg!" "Don't scare me with Ma Clarification. He's been arguing about getting a divorce all day long, and he's going to kick you out of the door!" In a word, when it comes to Xiaocui's discomfort, Xiaocui's face turns gray all of a sudden. Stupid Niu said again: "Really, Xiao Cui, let me tell you something serious. If Ma Chengcheng doesn't want you anymore, you can come to my kiln to fill it. Brother will wash your feet every night." Xiao Cui was wronged, with tears rolling in her eyes, she said, "Stupid cow, if you grind your teeth here and say something that doesn't look good, I'll call someone!" "Don't! Don't! I'm leaving! Oh, my aunt, my son!" the stupid cow said to himself, and drove the cow away. "Eat in the bowl, look in the pot! Take a picture of yourself after soaking in the piss, see how dirty you are, and you still want to play tricks on me." Wang Xiaocui spat at the stupid cow's back and said. Wang Xiaocui turned around and was about to enter the kiln when she saw a group of people descending from a distant mountain road.She set up a pergola with her hands, looked over, and saw that it was Zhang Jiashan and his party. "Oh, Zhang Ganda, why are you free today, and came to our corner of the mountain!" Wang Xiaocui was a junior, looked from a distance, and spoke first. "In this world, people have to go three times if they don't take the road! Let me tell you, Xiaocui, today, our mediation center doll Dalang came together and came to Laomiaogou to mediate the matter clarified between you and Ma! " "You dare not ask us to divorce!" "How can you! How can you do such immoral things at such an old age? It is the procedure of the Zhangjiashan Mediation Center to say that it is broken up in case of a lawsuit, and that it is settled in case of a marriage. This time, I came here with a panacea. It's just for treating the horse and clarifying the boy's illness!" "That's a good thing!" Wang Xiaocui said. Wang Xiaocui put down the wooden spoon, took out a broom pimple from home, and swept the soil on Zhangjiashan's body, picking out nice words while sweeping. "Laomiaogou, Laomiaogou, there used to be a temple, but it was demolished during the Cultural Revolution. Erge, people shouted and built the temple, but the temple is empty and lacks a Bodhisattva. I see, Zhang Ganda, You don't have to leave, go live in the temple, I, Wang Xiaocui, will burn incense for you three times a day!" "Xiao Cui, what you said makes people feel refreshed. I want to live here, but I'm afraid your godmother Guzi won't agree. She hired me to warm her feet at night!" When Guzi's godmother heard this, she blushed: "Zhang Jiashan, you are really worthless, and if you have any luck, you just let it go!" "A pair of old Shaobao!" Li Wenhua said. "Ma clarification?" Zhang Jiashan restrained his smile and became serious. "He's dead in the kiln! As soon as he came back from the town, he would lie on the kang and groan. The crops in the field were called grass fire, and he didn't care. Zhang Ganda, a fire If you don't accept it, you can't live through this situation!" When Wang Xiaocui said this, she lifted her apron and wiped her eyes. "Ma clarifies this kid, the trick is as real as it is!" Zhang Jiashan shook his head. Wang Xiaocui invited Zhang Jiashan and his party to sit in the kiln. When Xiao Cui stepped forward to push the door, she found that the door was closed from the inside.It turned out that Ma Chengqing heard Zhangjiashan's voice outside and knew that he was looking for trouble again, so he closed the door from the inside. Zhang Jiashan went up to knock on the door: "Ma Chengzheng, Ma Chengzheng, you are really capable, a big man's family, in broad daylight, shut yourself at home like a mother-in-law pregnant with a baby!" Yao Lima clarified and replied: "You are Zhang Ganda, I have already heard it! You have lived well in Liuliu Town, what are you doing here! I can't provoke you, can't I hide you? ? In the society of Erg, the shit-eating crowds the shit-eating ones!" Zhang Jiashan was a little annoyed, he pounded on the door hard, and shouted: "Boy Ma, stretch your tongue out, talk to me again!" "My parents were born with such a mouth. You don't like to listen, you pull out the hairball and plug your ears!" Zhang Jiashan was really angry this time, he stomped his feet and said, "Guzi, Li Wenhua, let's go!" When Wang Xiaocui saw her, she quickly stopped her. "Oh, Zhang Ganda, you can't leave! With your power, Ma Qingqing dare not do anything wrong. If you leave, our marriage will be divorced." Zhang Jiashan stood there angrily and angrily, not speaking. After stopping Zhangjiashan, Wang Xiaocui stepped forward to knock on the door. "Shopkeeper, you have something to do, you have to open the door. It's a courtesy not to hit the customers. Zhang Ganda traveled dozens of miles of mountain roads to mediate for our matter. Look at you, you look so dirty, you are full. Not enough! Let me tell you, there is a panacea in Zhang Ganda's arms!" The kiln hesitated for a moment, but opened the door anyway. Ma Chengqing poked his head out: "What panacea! Zhang Ganda, why don't you just give me a pack of rat poison, and this matter will be settled once and for all." "I'm sorry!" Zhang Jiashan roared and entered the door. Inside the Majia Kiln. Zhang Jiashan and his party took their seats. Zhang Jiashan said: "I'm full of food. If I don't see the little old friendship between you and me, I don't care about your baby!" Ma Chengqing's father was originally a rural cadre with Zhang Jiashan. "Don't mention my age. He was a village cadre once, and he made Laomiaogou poorer and poorer. In the last few years of his deacon, he held a red mound from the production team in his hand. The only thing he did was to give A pass for those who go out to beg for food!" "You've worked so hard all your life, and in the end, you've only left me with these two words. You only remember him eating rice soup and making a kang, but you don't remember his passing five tests and beheading six generals. Baby, you know a lot, I will scold you!" Zhang Jiashan said. Ma clarified: "Zhang Ganda, you don't know what the people in the village say. I kept trying to give birth to a baby girl, but the people in the village said that this is something I did wrong in the past!" Zhang Jiashan said: "You bald-headed boy, you blame your wife for a while, and blame you for being an adult. Can't you carry out self-criticism and check yourself?" "Well, you Zhang Ganda, you're going to turn against the car, so you want to put the responsibility of giving birth to a girl on my head?" Ma clarified. "You're pretty smart and considerate. Let me tell you, my Zhangjiashan has science in my hands. Science says: The responsibility of giving birth to a baby girl is on your Majia boy!" "You're talking nonsense!" "Whether you're talking nonsense or I'm talking nonsense, what we both say doesn't count. There are newspapers here, "Reference News", let's see what the newspapers say." Zhang Jiashan took out the newspaper from his pocket and handed it to Li Wenhua: "Ma clarification, your donkey ears are stretched out, listen! Xiaocui, listen too!" Li Wenhua held the newspaper in his hand, looked around, cleared his throat, and read "Girls of boys and girls depend on men". "The creation of life is a big blue mystery in the universe. A sperm combines with an egg, and a new life comes to the world. For a long time, people have believed that the main responsibility for giving birth to boys and girls lies with women, because This life was brought to this world in material form precisely because of women’s October pregnancy. In fact, this view is now considered to be wrong. The latest research results in life sciences believe that: the dominance of boys and girls The winner lies in the male. If you sow melons, you will reap melons, and if you sow beans, you will reap beans. Be the sperm..." Li Wenhua was thinking, and Zhang Jiashan raised his hand and said, "Yes, here we go! There are so many foreign nouns in here, I'm sorry that you can't solve them immediately. However, this means, you should solve them! You can grow melons." Melon, you will reap beans if you sow beans, the responsibility for giving birth to a baby girl lies with you!" Ma clarified a little dumbfounded. Ma Qingqing wanted to pass the newspaper, read it over and over for a while, and said, "F*ck, where did this newspaper come from? He is really a friend who has never met, and he deliberately opposes Ma Qingming!" "What are you blaming the newspaper for? The newspaper speaks official language, and it doesn't know that Laomiaogou needs you to clarify." Ma clarifies a little gray. Zhang Jiashan further said: "Silly boy, you can't blame the newspaper, Zhang Jiashan, or Xiao Cui for giving birth to a baby girl. You are responsible for the whole package. This time, you should be convinced, right?" Ma Chengqing turned to Xiao Cui, seeking support: "Xiao Cui, look, this guy has come to our door early in the morning, playing tricks on me!" Wang Xiaocui said: "I'm just kidding you! The newspapers are telling the truth. If you plant melons, you will reap melons, and if you sow beans, you will reap beans. If you plant a zucchini, you want me to grow an old pumpkin. How can I bear it!" Do you think it makes sense?" Ma Qing nodded blankly. Millet Godmother lowered her head and secretly smiled. Guzi's godmother held back her laughter, raised her head, and said with a straight face: "Clarify, listen to what godmother said, and don't dislike Xiaocui. What a wonderful family, it's a pity to break up. Turn around, go to the town health center, The operation was done for Xiaocui, don't be naughty, the couple can go back to our well-off life in peace, how wonderful! It is God's will to have a boy and a girl, let's just accept our fate!" "You are right, Godmother Guzi! Since this is the case, I have no choice but to accept my fate." Li Wenhua also said: "Thinking about it the other way around, some people are born purely by mules, and would not have given birth at all. Compared with them, you will be much better than them if you clarify immediately." This theory is also solid, and I can't help clarifying my dissatisfaction. Ma clarified this principle of Li Wenhua, and said: "People are better than people, but they can't live, and horses can't be better than mules. My horse clarification is not as good as the top, and I have more than the bottom, so I should be satisfied!" Seeing Zhang Jiashan said, he slapped his thigh happily: "Isn't that right? Only those who can think like this are called sensible people! With your words, this trip to the university is not in vain. To clarify, we are When a man talks, this is a boundary, from now on, you can't divorce Xiaocui again!" "I won't leave, Zhang Ganda. Thank you for reminding me, otherwise, I will fall in love with my mother-in-law again, and I will give birth to a baby girl, not to mention spending money, it will be a waste of time!" "You give Auntie a promise!" "Xiao Cui, it was all my fault in the past. Now that Zhang Ganda enlightened me, I figured out how to harvest old pumpkins after planting zucchini! It's all about the seeds. Xiao Cui, let's take it easy from now on." , go to the hospital for a sterilization operation, and live our lives in peace!" Xiao Cui said: "I've come to this point, I have to say a few words. In fact, the baby is so big, and I just gave birth to a girl. I don't like it in my heart. I always feel sorry for your Ma family!" Tears welled up in Xiaocui's eyes. Ma Chengqing felt distressed, and came over, wiping Xiaocui's tears with his sleeve. Seeing that he had easily resolved a divorce case, Zhang Jiashan was a little proud, and looked at Guzi's godmother happily. Guzi's godmother turned her face away, deliberately not looking at him. Zhang Jiashan felt a little regretful. Zhang Jiashan stood up: "Ma clarified, this is a body that can't be idle. Now that this matter is over, we should leave!" Ma clarified: "I know your old price is important, and there are things everywhere, so I won't keep you!" "Let's go after dinner!" Xiaocui felt a little sorry. Guzi's godmother said: "No!" Zhang Jiashan and his party left. Zhangjiashan walked a few steps, stopped, turned around, and said to the Ma family couple on the bank: "Ma clarification, we are men talking, you have to count. Really, ask me to come to Laomiaogou again in Zhangjiashan, but There are not so many good words today!" "Go away, Zhang Ganda! Xiaocui is my mother-in-law, I don't feel sorry for her, who cares about her!" On the bank, Ma Qing raised his arms and said. "Well, just pretend I didn't say what I said just now." Zhang Jiashan swallowed, and exhorted, "Oh, and, you want to bring Xiaocui to the town for a ligation, you find me, I'll find the best for her doctor!" "Thank you Zhang Ganda!" Without allowing Ma to clarify the reply, Xiaocui spoke for him. On the bank, the Ma family and his wife watched Zhang Jiashan and his party gradually disappear behind the kiln. Ma Chengqing looked back at Xiao Cui, and saw that her hair was disheveled, her eyes were red, and there were black and blue marks on her face from the previous fight. Ma Chengqing suddenly felt sorry for Xiaocui.He affectionately picked up a piece of grass from Xiaocui's hair, which was left when Xiaocui was feeding the pigs just now. Xiao Cui nestled her head in the man's arms. Xiaocui said: "Let's not be busy with the procedure! Wait until I have another life, and then I will have the procedure. What do you think?" Ma clarified: "Don't dare anymore, there are four of them!" Xiao Cui said: "This time, I will guarantee to give birth to a boy for us!" Ma clarified, "Insurance?" "Insurance! It's just that you have to obey me!" "What's the matter?" "Tomorrow morning, put your bag on your back and take a trip to the South Road. Come back in two or three months!" "What play are you singing, I don't understand!" "I'm going to break it, don't be annoyed!" "you say!" "Didn't Zhang Ganda say that it's the boy who gives birth to a boy or girl? Look at her stupid wife, she has a fairy belly that is as big as gold and silver. She married into Laomiaogou in the same year as me. Now, there are four in front of her." It's a boy!" "What are you talking about the stupid cow wife? I still don't understand!" "I'm too embarrassed to say it. I'm not talking about a stupid wife..." "Who is that?" "It's a stupid cow!" After saying this, Xiao Cui felt a little regretful and covered her mouth with her hand.She blushed, afraid that Ma would clarify the blame. This really annoyed Ma Clarification. Ma Chengqing stretched out his palm, and slapped Wang Xiaocui with a "slap".After the slap, he still couldn't let go of his hatred, and cursed again: "People say that women in this world should not look at the dog-like person in front of them. In fact, they are all dirty sewers. I still don't believe it. They say you, Wang Xiaocui, are an exception. Today, you Put your mind to rest, tell me, what's going on here?" Wang Xiaocui's tears came out again. "Who cares about that stupid cow? His dirty appearance is no match for your integrity!" Wang Xiaocui said, "I'm so stupid, not because of me, but because of your Ma family's future!" "Call me a Gai, no!" "As soon as the baby sits down, we won't open him up! People don't know it, so what's wrong! It's us who take advantage, and he who suffers. If sheep beat lambs and pigs, they have to pay for it!" "It's not pretty! Heh, his baby..." "Whose baby is born on our kang, it is our baby! Does he dare to call you big and me mother?" Ma Chengqing swallowed: "I only let him once!" "One time is enough!" "Don't let him know that I know about this!" "Don't let him know!" The Ma family couple was brewing this conspiracy on the bank, but Zhang Jiashan, who was walking on the mountain road, didn't know it yet.He sang in a minor tune all the way, happy for his own ability. Zhang Jiashan stopped singing suddenly, and asked Li Wenhua, "Have you packed that newspaper?" "Pick it up. Carry it in my arms!" "Hold that newspaper! No, give it to me, let me carry it. This kind of lawsuit involving boys and girls will happen again. With this newspaper, just read it, and the matter will be solved, and it will save us a lot of trouble." !" Zhang Jiashan asked for the newspaper, put it in his arms, and said, "Li Wenhua, tell me, this newspaper is really powerful!" "Of course newspapers are powerful. A foreigner named Napoleon said: A newspaper can hold 100,000 muskets!" "That's a good word! It's a pity that I, Zhang Jiashan, didn't say it! I want to write it down!" Zhangjiashan Gecu was on the side of the road, took out a small book and wrote down this sentence. In the Laomiaogou, Wang Xiaocui played a suona and drove away the horse to clarify. Then, wearing a bright dress, he stood by the bank, waiting for the stupid cow to take the bait. As in the past, the stupid cow drove the cow and passed by the door. Good Xiaocui, she stepped forward and took the initiative to talk: "Stupid cow, you clarify that brother is not here, you block the bullwhip and give it to others for a few days, so you can free yourself and help your sister-in-law for a few days!" When Stupid Niu heard this, he was overjoyed: "It's fine to be a helper, or you can do it for nothing! But, Xiaocui, you have to cook something delicious for me!" "That's natural!" Xiaocui said, "Stupid cow, I heard that you lost your mother during confinement and owe milk to you! When my sister-in-law is happy, she will open the teat and give you a mouthful of milk!" The stupid cow jumped up: "You curse!" "This time I'm not swearing, this time I'm speaking the truth." When Wang Xiaocui said this, her expression was a bit bitter. The stupid cow gave an excited "ah", swayed its upper body, kicked up with one foot, and a shoe flew into the sky. After some words, the stupid cow put down the bullwhip and came to help Xiaocui. It turned out that there were only a few cows in this stupid cow's block, and most of them belonged to people in the village.Each family has a cow, which is given to one person to release, and some wages are paid, or work is exchanged for work.The ground of Liuliu Town is like this.Erge is a stupid cow, so I just leave the bullwhip to someone else. After the production was contracted to the household, the neighbors helped each other, so it was reasonable for Xiaocui to hire a stupid cow, and it would not cause any trouble. It was the busy season of spring plowing, and the stupid cow was helping the plow in the front, and Wang Xiaocui was sowing the seeds in the back. This kind of farm work was done every year, and they were familiar with the road, and they worked in harmony. Today, it's planting again.The stupid cow was holding the plow in front, a little irritable.The three-stop land has already been planted for two stops. Wang Xiaocui coaxed him to be as hot as a monkey all day long.The stupid cow is suspicious, this Wang Xiaocui is coaxing him to use his stupid strength to farm for her, and he has no such thoughts at all. "Xiao Cui, you are so clever to say some deceitful words, and you are playing me like a stupid baby!" Stupid Niu turned his head and said dissatisfiedly. "How valuable do you think you are! If you don't want to do it, just go back and forget it! Watch your ugly wife!" The stupid cow rolled his eyes, feeling conflicted.Later he said: "I won't leave, I will watch over you, Wang Xiaocui, and look at you twice a day, and I feel at ease!" When Wang Xiaocui heard it, she laughed with a "puchi" and said, "That sounds good to my ear!" The stupid cow followed the cow and continued walking. Wang Xiaocui, who was sowing seeds, stopped and counted the days with her fingers. The cow was already far away, so Xiao Cui quickly sowed the seeds and chased after him. Xiaocui said, "Stupid cow, speak your mind, do you want to?" "think!" "Real or imaginary?" "I really want to!" "If my sister-in-law took off her pants, would you really dare to...?" "I dare! Who am I afraid of?" "Well, tonight, you don't want to go back!" "really?" "really!" "You teased me again, and you teased me hard. At night, you closed the kiln door before it got dark!" "This time it's true. I'm not afraid of your jokes. Brother Cheng has been away for so long, and I'm too anxious to hold on!" The stupid cow jumped up happily: "Who said that I, stupid cow, have no skills! My stupid cow, Erge, is also a living adult, and I have eaten everything in the bowl and the pot!" "Aren't you afraid that your ugly daughter-in-law will make me?" "If she dares to come, see if I don't break her legs! She doesn't take a picture of herself in the piss, and see how she looks like. She puts her trousers off in the street, and no one takes a picture of her! She hates her." nausea!" Xiaocui pursed her lips and smiled, then became serious. "You are only allowed to steal this once! Stupid cow, listen up!" Xiao Cui said solemnly. "Just once!" The stupid cow stared at the west sky, only hating that the round mound did not fall for a long time.The sun has finally set, and the cow understands human nature. When it plows to the ground, it will not go away. It raises its neck and calls "moo".Stupid Niu looked up at Xiaocui, and Xiaocui said, "let's call it a day". The night is dark and the sky is full of stars. This small village at the foot of Ziwuling Mountain is shrouded in a peaceful silence. In the kiln yard, the cattle were unloaded, the animals were fed, and the soup was drunk. Xiaocui fetched a basin of water, put a towel on the basin, brought it to the yard, and said, "Wash up, listen to my greetings, and come again!" " The stupid cow washes his face. Xiao Cui walked back to her kiln. Stupid Niu listened attentively, it was the sound of Xiao Cui humming a little song, coaxing the child to sleep. After the stupid cow washed his face, he walked around in the yard. After a while, the voice of coaxing the child stopped. The door creaked open, and Wang Xiaocui stuck out half of her head. The stupid cow shook his body and entered the kiln. Wang Xiaocui and Stupid Niu became married overnight without anyone noticing.What a good stove wastes charcoal, what a good mother-in-law Fei Han, this is true.Stupid Niu is usually with his mother-in-law, so how can he feel this way? In his words, he used to eat simple tea and light food, but now he eats fine rice and white noodles, so I don't need to talk about being crazy.As for that Xiaocui, the words "I can't hold it anymore" on Tianye's head are also true, after relying on her body for half a month, she is really going to catch fire, and she is a stupid cow, she is very rough.Wang Xiaocui yelled, "Be gentler, slower, slower", how can a reckless and stupid cow wait, a violent storm made Wang Xiaocui's bones all over his body crisp, his intestines were writhing, and he couldn't help himself , only to straighten up to meet. Tossing until midnight, Wang Xiaocui said: "That's enough, you should start! After a while, you won't be able to get out of this kiln." The stupid cow promised, and was about to leave when the moon came out of the kiln. Dongshan came out, and the moonlight shone through the window paper and shone on Xiao Cuibai's face.When the stupid cow saw it, he was reluctant to leave, so he came up once more, and then reluctantly pulled up his pants and left. Xiaocui had promised Ma to clarify, and only let Stupid Niu come back once.Erge had this first night, so he couldn't help himself, and let the stupid cow go up to his body for several consecutive nights.Xiaocui thought to herself: I did it once, and I did it several times. I pulled out the radish and the hole is there. If I don't say it myself, how will he know if he clarifies it immediately? While talking, at the beginning of January, the spring corn planted in the field has broken the ground and grown to half the height. Stupid Niu still helps Wang Xiaocui's family, and doesn't care if his own crops are running out.The stupid cow's wife sent the child to call several times, but the stupid cow faltered and sent the child away. When the people in the village saw it, they didn't talk about the stupid cow, but Wang Xiaocui: "This auntie has a good trick, and tied a reckless stupid cow to her red trousers!" One day, the stupid cow was hoeing the ground, and Wang Xiaocui brought a rice jar to deliver the food.In the field, while the stupid cow was eating, Xiaocui felt sick, so she turned her back and squatted there, trying to vomit, but couldn't, looking in pain. "What's wrong with you?" Stupid Niu stopped eating and asked. Wang Xiaocui glanced at him, continued to vomit twice, and then stopped.A smile crept onto her brow.She put her hands on her waist and stood up. The stupid cow wanted to help her, so she waved her hand. Wang Xiaocui restrained her smile, and said solemnly: "Stupid cow, the helper has helped so far. After all, Brother Cheng is coming back soon. When he comes back, I will pay you!" Stupid Niu was taken aback: "Xiao Cui, why are you going to fire me so suddenly? I don't want the salary, and I'm willing to do it for nothing. Just don't send me away!" Wang Xiaocui said sternly: "That's not okay, the shit eater is still holding the shit sucker? Put the hoe down, you go now!" "Stop pretending to be serious in front of me! The two of us, who is with whom! Look at your fierce face, which looks like it's real." said the stupid cow. With the previous incident, Stupid Niu threw his hands and feet, and he couldn't help being indiscreet. He said, with a rough hand, he wanted to touch Xiaocui's face. "Bold!" Xiaocui separated her hands and slapped her. "The donkey that was stolen from the trough, is it easy to eat?" Xiaocui scolded again. Stupid Niu touched his hot cheek and rolled his eyes.The Xiao Cui in front of her seemed to be a different person.He looked at Xiaocui for a long time, but couldn't figure out what was going on.He wanted to get close to Xiao Cui, but he didn't dare to see Xiao Cui's fierce appearance; when he wanted to get angry, he looked around and saw that there were still people howing crops in the field, he was afraid of being laughed at.After thinking about it, he swallowed, and had no choice but to give up. "I'm going!" Stupid Niu said boldly, "Let's leave it at that, we'll make a clean break! From now on, if you miss me, you'll lift me up in a big sedan chair, and I won't be on your hook anymore!" "I, Xiaocui, will miss you?" Wang Xiaocui laughed. The stupid cow left the hoe on the ground, hung his head, and walked away sullenly. Walking to the edge of the field, he turned his head, glanced greedily at Wang Xiaocuifeng's willow-like figure, and said to himself: "He's fucked, he was hired for some reason, he quit for some reason, he was flirtatious for some reason. A woman's heart is really hard to fathom." Wang Xiaocui picked up the handle of the hoe in the field and continued to hoe. On the main road, someone went down the South Road.Holding the hoe in hand, Wang Xiaocui said to the passers-by with a happy face, "Send a message to Nanlu, tell my man to come back, and tell him that the crop seedlings are stuck, and tell him to go home and do some work!" In Liuliu Town, nothing happened today, Zhangjiashan was still basking in the sun, watching "Reference News".Looking at it, I suddenly remembered what happened to Laomiaogou. Zhang Jiashan said to Li Wenhua who was sitting next to him: "Li Wenhua, go to the health center and ask Dean Li. I don't know if Wang Xiaocui from Laomiaogou has come to have a ligation. If not, you can ask the dean to choose one." Good doctor, Xiaocui is coming, let the doctor do the work for Xiaocui more carefully." "Understood!" Li Wenhua reluctantly walked to the other side of the town. Looking at Li Wenhua's back, Zhang Jiashan said: "A man must do what he says when he does something. Don't let Nama clarify that I didn't say hello to the hospital." As Zhang Jiashan spoke, he read the newspaper again. "Newspapers are the monsters of the day. A newspaper can hold a hundred thousand soldiers. Hey, who said that? Li Wenhua! Li Wenhua?" Zhang Jiashan wanted to ask Li Wenhua, but when he looked up, he remembered that Li Wenhua had gone to the town health center. Wang Xiaocui was sitting by the side, holding her belly in both hands.Her belly has been revealed, like a pot, buckled on it.Because of the pregnancy, the tops of the feet were swollen, the heels of the shoes could not be hooked, and the shoes dragged like slippers. Wang Xiaocui looked straight at Chuandao proudly. Ma Chengcheng cooked the rice soup and brought a bowl. "Go back to the kiln and drink! Watch out for the wind, it will kill you! You have two bodies, so you have to greet yourself!" Ma clarified. "No, it's right here. It's wide-eyed here!" Wang Xiaocui picked up the bowl and drank the noodle soup. Ma Chengqing went back to the kiln, brought a small plate of sauerkraut, and put it in front of Wang Xiaocui. Ma Chengge was there, looking at Wang Xiaocui's stomach full of respect. Ma clarified: "The science of Ergo, it would be great if you could make a pair of glasses. If you look through your stomach, you can see at a glance whether they are tall or not!" Wang Xiaocui hurriedly put the bowl on the ground: "I've told you eighty times, it's a man! You always don't believe me! If you don't believe me again, I'll secretly go to the hospital and drain it!" "How can I not believe it! It's just that before the child was born, I was not at ease in my heart!" Ma Qingqing said, picked up the bowl, and handed it to the auntie. "I'll insure you!" Wang Xiaocui said confidently. Wang Xiaocui took the bowl and continued to eat. "This child is precious, I think, let's put it in the hospital to give birth!" "No, it's better to give birth at home. I heard that when the doctor saw the baby who was born with supersedation, he gave him an injection on the forehead, and he died immediately. Our precious son, we can't take this risk!" "You are right!" Wang Xiaocui gave birth not long after the Ma's and his wife's chatter.On that day, Ma Qingming invited the best midwife from another village, and prepared a large stall of brown sugar eggs, just waiting for Wang Xiaocui to bring him good news.Aunt Wang Xiaocui was probably even more anxious than him, and besides being anxious, she couldn't help worrying. The door is closed. Ma Qing was outside the window, pacing up and down.He has a stern face and a solemn expression, and he doesn't talk to ordinary people. In the room, Wang Xiaocui is giving birth. The voice of the midwife: "Don't be afraid, Xiaocui, you are trembling all over! You are not the firstborn, what are you afraid of!" "What's wrong, Xiaocui?" Ma Chengming shouted outside the kiln. The midwife yelled from inside the kiln: "Ma clarification, don't make noise outside! Your pissing ball is encouraging!" In the kiln, Wang Xiaocui's groans and shouts came in bursts. After a while, the sound gradually decreased. "What's the matter, Xiaocui, is it a boy or a girl?" Ma Qingming couldn't hold back outside the kiln, and asked again. Xiao Cui suddenly cried loudly in the kiln. Ma clarified that something was wrong, but he still had a glimmer of hope.He said: "You guys are talking, do you grow chickens and cows in your crotch?" The midwife replied: "Ma clarification, don't be sad! It seems that you are destined to be your father-in-law's life in this life!" Ma clarified what he saw, and squatted down, holding his head in his hands and weeping. "My life is miserable!" Ma clarified. The midwife went out, patted Ma Qingqing on the shoulder, and left. Ma Chengqing stepped back and entered the kiln. Wang Xiaocui lay there, half covered by the quilt, with runny nose and tears.见了马澄清进来，有些怕，不敢用正眼看他。 "这事没完，小翠！你实话实说，这孩子，可是笨牛的？" 婴儿用一件小褥子包着，放在里炕。马澄清乌青着脸儿，指着孩子问。 小翠说："是笨牛的。可是这事真日怪，笨牛给自己一连生了四个，轮到咱烧香，庙门子就关了！" "你真不要脸，用这号子办法，还说！前一阵子，你钢嘴铁牙的，还说保险是个男孩！" 马澄清说着，气喘咻咻，一副受了委屈的样子。 王小翠低着头，任马澄清使威，只是不吭声。 "不，我不能吃这个亏，我要找狗日的笨牛拼命去！"马澄清说着，霍地站了起来。 "你不能去，马澄清！和人家笨牛没关系！" "怎么，你向着笨牛？" "不是这个意思！" 马澄清不再嗦，顺手从墙边操起一把大铡刀。王小翠拦了拦，没有拦住，被马澄清一把掀得栽倒在地。 马澄清向笨牛家跑去。 "狗日的笨牛，你给我出来！我下了趟南路，不在家，你竟敢勾引我老婆。我今天和你拼了！"马澄清站在笨牛家院门口，骂道。 笨牛走出窑门说："是有这档子事儿，我认。只是，你不该来问我，你最好回去问问自家婆姨，看是她勾引我，还是我勾引她。俗话说得好：母狗不摇尾巴，公狗不敢上身子！" "你还敢嘴硬，看我不铡刀劈了你！" "澄清哥，有话好说，反正这儿事已经做下了，多说无益。这样吧，你要是嫌吃了亏，这也好办。就我这泔水婆姨，你不嫌弃，你也用上一回，正好，我也想要个女孩！" 笨牛婆姨在窑里听见话头不对，"哐啷"一声将门开圆："马澄清，你净想些好事，看我不放恶狗咬你！" 说时迟那时快，笨牛婆姨话音刚落，窑里"嗖"地蹿出一条大黑狗。 笨牛婆姨一指马澄清，嘴里再一吆喝，狗"呼"地一下扑向马澄清。 这畜生来得凶猛。马澄清吃了一惊，倒提铡刀，反身就跑，跑了一阵，见狗不追了，停了下来，抬头去看，一时不知如何是好。 狗夹着尾巴，吐着舌头，回去了。 笨牛站在自家畔上，伸手摩挲着狗毛，说："澄清哥，你的心思，小翠的心思，我是解下了。我知道，你们猴急了，是想要个男孩。凡事得有个起根发苗，这一场事情，不怨天不怨地，算来算去，这祸事的根子，是六六镇的儿老汉张家山。" 一句话提醒了马澄清。 马澄清朝自己脑门拍了两掌，扭身向家里走去。 马家窑里。 马澄清说："这事不能怪笨牛。我现在想明白了。日弄咱的，是张家山那狗日的。冤有头，债有主，我要到六六镇，找张家山算账去！" 小翠也说："是怪张家山，什么破报纸，生男生女在于男，硬是给咱们乡里人灌迷汤哩！咱们真傻，还信了！" 马澄清弯腰抱孩子。 "你去就去，抱孩子干啥？"王小翠问。 "我要把孩子扔给张家山！" "你不能！"小翠说。 马澄清抱起孩子，头也不回地走了。 小翠手扶门框望着。 夜晚，六六镇上，张家山民事调解所门口。 怒气冲冲的马澄清，抱着孩子来到门口，刚想推门进去，听见屋里正在拉话。 张家山的声音："李文化，你说那句话怎么说？" 李文化的声音："你都问过一百遍了，那叫一张报纸顶得上十万毛瑟枪。" "好了好了，这是最后一遍了。哎，年纪大了，记性没有忘性大了！" 马澄清到底是农村人，有些怯张家山，怕闹腾起来，自己占不了便宜。于是，低声骂了一句，将孩子往门口一放，返身走了。 女婴哇哇地哭起来。 in the room. 谷子干妈侧耳听了听，说："是我这耳朵响，还是真有响动？我怎么听着，好像有娃娃哭！" 张家山也侧耳听听："是娃娃哭，好像就在门口！" 张家山要出去。 谷子干妈说："他干大，怕是狼叫！狼饿极了，会装吃奶娃哭，黑更半夜的，蹲在门口，等人上当！" 谷子干**话，说得张家山也有一些嘀咕，步子缓了。 "狗怕摸，狼怕戳！"谷子干妈将一根擀面杖递给张家山。 张家山"哗"地一下把门打开，手提擀面杖，冲出来，大叫一声："谁？" 躲在墙角偷看的马澄清，吓得打了个趔趄。 女婴哇哇地哭起来。 "真是女娃娃！"张家山挠挠头，将女婴抱起来。 张家山将女婴交给随后走出来的谷子干妈。 马澄清看见门"嗵"地一声关了，于是返身回了老庙沟。 翌日，张家山民事调解所内。 女婴哇哇地哭着。 谷子干妈把女婴抱在怀里，怎么哄也哄不下。谷子干妈无奈，只得揭开衣襟，让孩子噙自己干瘪下垂的奶头。 孩子哭得张家山烦透了，他烦躁得在屋转圈圈。 "哪一家父母，禽兽不如，将自己的亲骨肉，丢在咱们门口！"谷子干妈嘟囔。 "咱慢慢查访，送回去就是了！"张家山说，"只是，眼下，你得出去给她找一口奶。你看镇上哪家婆姨有奶？" 谷子干妈抱着孩子，嘟嘟囔囔地出去了。 俄顷，屋外传来了谷子干**声音："张家山，我是不出去了，丢人败兴的！" 谷子干妈进来。 "咋了？"张家山问。 "儿不儿孙不孙的！你叫我抱着她，像啥？奶倒是给喂了，一点绊搭没打。只是，我前脚走，后脚不断地有人指脊背，说这孩子怕是我生养的，还把你也给拉扯上了！还有人扬言，要到计划生育专干那里去告咱们哩！" "随他们说去，随他们告去，咱们全当是扩大张家山调解所的影响哩！" "说得轻巧！你不嫌丢人，我还嫌丢人哩！咱们这一大把年纪了，叫儿孙们听见，以后咋活人哩！" 张家山抱过孩子，逗一逗："好歹是一条命哩，撂到咱家门前了，这就叫缘分。你先养着，容我四处打问打问，就这么大个六六镇，我不信找不到主儿家！" 正说着，李文化突然急匆匆地闯进来："张干大，这孩子有主了。刚才，我在镇政府遇到了老庙沟的笨牛！" "哦，这孩子莫非是他的--马澄清？"张家山问。 "听笨牛说，正是的！" "这狗日的，不听我的劝，驴下驴驹子一样，又生了一回，走，谷子，李文化，咱们二进老庙沟！" 谷子干妈接过孩子，抱好。 张家山一行说走就走，当下锁了门，一路前行，直奔老庙沟。行走之间，大人吵娃娃闹的，煞是热闹。 到了老庙沟，张家山气喘咻咻，在马澄清家畔上站定，然后高喉咙大嗓子地一阵叫喊： "马澄清，你狗日的，给我出来！啥弄手，年纪轻轻的，日娃不管娃，还放到我的调解所门口。你可知道，法律条文里有一条叫弃婴罪，这顶帽子给你戴上，刚合适。像你这号瞎，要判你三年徒刑哩！" 马澄清将门打开，两扇门开圆，走出来，双手叉腰，站在那里。 马澄清说："我不来寻你，你倒自己找上门寻死来了！好，张家山，今天咱们把这事情理论清楚。" 张家山有些诧异："咦，你还有道理！好，你说，我不妨听听！" "都是你那张破报纸上的生男生女的文章，引起的这一摊子烧叨！话我也不想往明的说，说了嫌夯口，你去问王小翠，你去问笨牛吧！"马澄清怒气冲冲地说。 婴儿哭泣起来。 王小翠从窑里跑出，把婴儿从谷子干妈怀里抢过来，撩开衣襟，给孩子喂奶。到底是亲生，为这小东西疼过一回，小翠现在亲昵着自己的孩子。 "澄清，那是丑事，搁不到桌面上。你就不要提它了！"王小翠拽拽马澄清的衣角，哀求他。 马澄清双手抱头，蹲下来。 "有什么话，到窑里再说吧，张干大！又不是做下什么赢人的事情了，何必嚷得让满世界都知道！"小翠说。 张家山一行进了窑。 小翠拽了拽马澄清的衣角，马澄清不情愿地跟了进来。 马澄清窑里。 张家山说："马家侄儿，干大不是跟你开玩笑，法律铁面无情，弃婴罪这个大帽子，可是轻易戴不得的！" "弃婴？弃谁的婴？实话实说了吧，张家山，这孩子不是我的！" "不是你的，那是谁的？" "是笨牛的！" "我不管，生到你家炕上，就是你的！" "你这是歪理！" 王小翠这时插言："张干大，你放心，好歹是娘身上掉下来的一块肉，咋会扔掉哩！他不养，我养！" 王小翠紧紧地抱住孩子，惊恐地坐在炕上。 "你看小翠多懂道理！一个是犯了弃婴罪，坐牢房；一个是抱了孩子到镇上结扎，接受罚款，这两样，哪头轻，哪头重？马澄清，你又不是孩子，你能掂量出的！" 张家山坐在炕边，循循善诱。 马澄清抬眼看了一眼张家山，不紧不慢地说："张干大，你枉费心机了！你指出的那两条，都与我马澄清不沾边。我还是安安宁宁过我的日子，既不会坐班房，也不会叫罚款！" "咦，这么能行的人，我真还没有看出！马澄清，你有啥道理呢，能一个萝卜两头切？"张家山蛮有兴趣地问。 马澄清继续说道："诚如你说，生到我家炕上，就是我的孩子了，我当然要养她，这样，弃婴罪和我沾不上边了！" "这一条有理！" "第二条更有理！凡事得讲个来龙去脉。俗话说：不怕杀人，单怕递刀。王小翠的这一抹心思，都是你那报纸上的丑文章引起的。那文章就是祸事根子。镇上要罚款，得罚你！" "好侄儿，世界上的道理，咋有这样说的哩！那文章，是报纸上的，又不是我自己造出来的！" "所以你也不要怕，乡上找你，你再去找报社，不就得了吗？" "报社在北京城里，我到哪里去找？" "那我不管！" "生男生女在于男"这个故事，就这样结束了。马家夫妇像对待他们的其他四个女孩一样，认真地抚养起了这个女婴。王小翠很愉快地到镇卫生院做了结扎手术。笨牛经了这一事，也不敢胡成精了，还是觉得搂着自己的婆姨睡觉踏实，丑是丑点，不开灯就是了。张家山民事调解所支付了三百元计划生育罚款。张家山有没有去找那家报社，我们不知道。不过据李文化说，张家山原本是想去找的，是李文化拦了他。李文化说："参考参考，那《参考消息》上的文章，本身就是供你参考的，又没说一准是这样。你要去找，不碰上一鼻子灰，你来问我！"张家山听了，也觉得李文化言之有理，这一口气，只好受了。