Chapter 4 Chapter 1 The Heart Blooms

On the ground in northern Shaanxi, beyond the Wuding River, surrounded by mountains, there is a small town called Liuliu Town.What is "Six Six", the name is a bit weird.Those who have good deeds, after some research, know that this ground is exactly the place where Li Zicheng, a rural party member in northern Shaanxi, rose up. Li Zicheng called his year name "Dashun". "Liu Liu Da Shun" and "Liu Liu Da Shun" are the catchphrases of the local people.One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight nine, nine numbers, people in northern Shaanxi only like this "six" character, they think it is auspicious, rich and powerful, and they associate it with Dashun in their speech and spoken language, so there is a "Six Six Dashun" said.Li Zicheng named his dynasty out of such a mentality.

According to textual research, after the death of the Dashun Dynasty, the Northern Shaanxi Township Party beat its chest and feet, and renamed the place originally called Taiping Town to "Liuliu Town", which can be regarded as a commemoration of the Township Party. In the huge land of China, if you want to get to the bottom of it, it is not uncommon to come up with such anecdotes.As far as Liuliu Town is concerned, the names of many villages and surnames under its rule are exquisite, and after a little digging, you can find some interesting things. There is a village with a village name.This "" surname is a bit weird.It turns out that the young and old in this village are the princes and grandchildren, with golden branches and jade leaves.In a certain mutiny in history, the emperor's family fled in a hurry, went up the Yellow River, and settled here.The original surname did not dare to be surnamed, so I took the word "Di" and added a "Zhou character bottom", and the surname was "".

In another village, the people of Tongcun stayed behind closed doors on the thirteenth day of the first lunar month in the ancient calendar.What is the reason?This village, the surname of the whole village is Yang, and after careful inspection, it is the descendant of the general of the Yang family.On the 13th day of the first lunar month, when the Yang family conquered the Liao Kingdom, there was a big defeat. From then on, the descendants stayed behind closed doors on the 13th day of the first lunar month, ashamed to see others.This habit has continued to this day. There is another village, Tongcun's surname is Zhang.According to the word passed down from the old life, this is a group of descendants of the fourth son of the Yellow Emperor.It turned out that the son of the Yellow Emperor was called Qingyang.Qingyang invented the bow and arrow, and Cangjie created characters, so he took a character for "bow" and a character for "long", which became his surname.

There is another village, Tongcun's surname is Men.It turns out that the people in this village are all descendants of Lin Xiangru, the Prime Minister of Zhao State.After the fall of Zhao, the enemy chased and killed people with the surname Lin. They shouted once, and when they saw the beheaded Lin, they shouted again, and cut their hearts out when they saw Lin.So the family surnamed Lin who was fleeing said, let's cut off the head first, and cut out the heart first.So the initials of the cursive characters were removed, and the heart of the character "隹" was changed into the character "门".

Gossip less.However, once the ins and outs of Liuliu Town are verified, the people on this piece of land will be overwhelmed for a time, and the mountains and hills around Liuliu Town, the barren and desolate mountains and wild land will give birth to a sense of heroism out of thin air.Under the rule of Liuliu Town, there is a Zhangjiapan Village.This piece of home is exactly the place where the northern Shaanxi folk song "A good woman comes from Zhang's home". The family surnamed Zhang next to this piece of home is also the descendant of the legendary Qingyang. In this village, there is a man named Zhang Jiashan.Zhang Jiashan has a tall figure, a long face, a goat belly handkerchief on his head all year round, a white four-pocket blue uniform on his upper body, and a pair of crotch trousers on his lower body. , always tied with a belt, and a pair of round-mouth cloth shoes under the feet.From winter to summer, he always dressed like this and never changed.

Zhang Jiashan had been a village cadre all his life, and Erge retired at home, lying on the kang with the stone slabs on his back, waiting to die.In his words: "The old man told the donkey to pull it into the back alley!" He also said: "The old cat no longer pushes the mouse!" As he was saying this, the story of Liuliu Town came to his ears.An old man who was originally a stern-eyed man, when he heard this legend, he felt uneasy all of a sudden.Zhang Jiashan picked it up from the kang, and walked around his kiln yard for three days with his waist down. He made up his mind, and then tied his two-foot-long cloth belt into his waist, making it dirty. With a handkerchief around his head, Aries came to Liuliu Town in high spirits, intending to make a fuss.

Coinciding with the reform and opening up period, in Liuliu town, many professional individuals and paving shops were born overnight.Seeing Zhang Jiashan, he smiled and asked someone to go to the county seat to apply for a business license. Therefore, a civil mediation office opened with a whip. The Zhangjiashan Civil Mediation Office specializes in mediating civil disputes, talking white and black, and smoothing things out.The children's song sang: "Zhangjiashan, Zhangjiashan, there is an old man in northern Shaanxi, with a face made of paper, pretending to be a hero everywhere!" It is exactly the daily behavior of Zhangjiashan.What is "son"?In northern Shaanxi dialect, the word "er" is a word that is difficult to explain clearly in a few words.People in northern Shaanxi are lazy by nature. When encountering some unreasonable things and unreasonable people, they slapped their hands together, laughed and said, "I'm a fool!" But to be fair, the title "old man" in Zhangjiashan is It is not very suitable, we know that the reason why he is old and restless is because of the place name of Liuliu town, the heroic and romantic spirit of the ancestors, in one morning, like a gust of wind, got into His head is gone.

The institute took in an old woman with a benevolent face and a bodhisattva heart, known as Guzi's godmother.Some people in the know said that this was a good friend of Zhang Jiashan when he was young, the daughter of Zhang Jiapan.The institute also took in a half-year-old, the ignorant Li Wenhua, who had a half-brained mind and was busy before and after, so he was regarded as a servant. During the Taiping period, when human beings were wretched, the town of Liuliu and its surrounding satellite villages were strange and strange, and many weird and weird things happened.What can happen in such a closed country, in such a dull and monotonous environment?Most of the things that happened were tricks. In the words of the common people, they were things that happened to the ghosts, strange things.These things always make people laugh and cry.Of course, people in Liuliu Town, who remember yesterday's glory with deep local concepts, will say that it is this semi-wild land, it is this closed environment, and it is these simple mountain men who gave him and If they get a chance, they will immediately run rampant like Li Zicheng.They are right, dear reader, at least in the opinion of the storyteller.

Once the Zhangjiashan Mediation Center opened, it was surrounded by eight villages, and various incidents came one after another.The first of these, the most embarrassing, is called "Heart Blooming," and it tells the story of a widow. There are many gossips at the widow's door.On the ground of Liuliu Town, there is a farm.There was a widow in the farm.At the time of speaking, the widow in the field was fifty-three.Widow Tian has an only son named Tian Benkuan at her knees.That morning, Tian Benkuan picked up a sickle and went up the mountain to harvest the autumn. When he went out, he saw his mother standing at the gate with a broom.

Tian Benkuan was a rough man. When he saw his mother looking around at the door, he felt displeased and called out: "My mother, you don't see anyone saying that there is so much going on in front of the widow's door! You are not carefree, you are not at ease, you are not at ease all day long. Holding a broom, like a mourner, standing at the door attracting attention, what are you doing? Take a pee and take a look at yourself to see if you are seventeen or eighteen! Alas, I am old and old, and I am always restless pregnancy!" This is a bit greedy to say.Widow Tian blushed when she heard this, and reprimanded in a low voice: "Good boy, when you talk, why is the land flat and half-slope, not big or small? Others will laugh at you if they hear it! I gave birth to you, I was pregnant in October, and it hurt once!" Widow Tian stopped paying attention to Hiroshi Tian Ben after she finished speaking, grabbed the broom with both hands, and started paddling on the ground.Dust floated up gently.

The broom in the widow's hand is tied with sorghum ears.Liuliu Town is close to Mengdi. The brooms usually used are tied with Achnatherum splendens.The other is a thin broom, which is tied with broomcorn stalks. To make a difference, it is called a broom, which is used by mothers-in-law and women to sweep the kang.In the morning, Tian Benkuan had already swiped across the Tianjia kiln yard with a broom, so now seeing his mother like this, he gave some words, and it is not an exaggeration to think about it carefully. The explanation about this broom is not superfluous. Later, Widow Tian will use this broom for her own use.This is something. Tian Benkuan worked on the mountain until noon, and when he returned home, there was no sign of Widow Tian.Tian Benkuan thought that he was too serious in the morning and made his mother unhappy, so he didn't care. He took out two steamed buns from the bun cage, pulled out two raw green onions from the open space of the kiln yard, and gorged himself.After eating, he passed the ladle again and drank a ladle of cold water. He had a meal and coaxed his belly.After eating, we still went up the mountain. When I came back at dusk, I searched all over the courtyard, but there was still no trace of Widow Tian.Hiroshi Tian Ben was a little anxious this time.He stood on the bank, but he yelled towards the village for a while.This small farm is as big as a palm, and with Tian Benkuan's loud voice, there is no reason why he can't hear it.But after roaring, there was no sign of Widow Tian.On the contrary, a few bald old men, when they heard the shout, poked their probes out, and then retracted.There was no good way, Tian Benkuan could only sigh, and went back to the kiln. When he was at his wit's end, Tian Benkuan suddenly heard a noise in the South Kiln.When I listened carefully, it was a mouse screaming, "chirping", as if it was acting.Hiroshi Tian Ben's eyes lit up when he heard this.It was getting late at this time, and there were no electric lights in the South Kiln, so Tian Benkuan lit an oil lamp and walked towards the South Kiln. Cave dwellings in northern Shaanxi usually consist of three holes.The same is true of the Tian family.The hole in the middle is the main kiln, which is lived by the widow Tian; outside the house, it also serves as a kitchen.There is a hole in the north, which is where Hiroshi Tamoto lives.In the hole on the south side, according to the usual practice, put some sundries.For a family in good condition, there will be a donkey, a pillar and so on in the south kiln.The Tian family's situation is tight, so the south kiln is only empty. Fortunately, when the kiln was dug back then, a large kang was left in the kiln's palm, so it would not appear too empty. Pushing open the door and entering, holding up the oil lamp to shine a light, Hiroshi Tian Ben couldn't help but yelled.On the kang in the kiln's palm, along the edge of the kang, the widow Tian was lying there upright.A group of mice surrounded the widow, jumping up and down, wanting to speak, but dared not, so they twisted their buttocks, stretched out their tails, and tried to test the person.Hearing the noise and seeing the light, the mice dispersed with a "wow".In the shadow of the lamp, Hiroshi Tamoto hoped that his mother could also move, but his hope failed, and his mother still stood there upright, motionless. Tian Ben Kuan boldly stepped forward, held the lamp in one hand, and freed the other hand to test Widow Tian's mouth, but when he failed, he stretched out his hand under Widow Tian's neck again, trying to support her. stand up.However, Widow He Tian's whole body was already hardened, like a straight stick, which could not be folded back. Tian Benkuan was young and had no experience in the world. When he saw this battle, he was frightened and lost his mind.He threw the oil lamp and shouted loudly.The sound alarmed Tianzhuang Village. In Liuliu Town, in the middle of the night, the gate of the Zhangjiashan Civil Mediation Office was knocked loudly.Zhang Jiashan's body was heavy, he woke up, but he didn't open the door, his spine was still attached to the kang board, and asked who it was.The person who knocked on the door cried out, "Zhang Ganda, save me." Zhang Jiashan said, "Who are you? If you don't tell me your name, I won't open the door!" Yes, fucking dead.Zhang Jiashan was taken aback when he heard this. He hurriedly got off the kang and opened the door, muttering, "You mean Widow Tian is dead? That day, when I passed by the farm, I saw Widow Tian standing by the side with a broom. , with a bright red complexion. This auntie walked fast, so she died quietly! She didn't even say hello, and seemed to keep up!" Tian Benkuan entered the kiln, took up the quarrel, and said, "That's what I said too, Zhang Ganda! Something is strange, I'm afraid it will kill someone!" "Human life is at stake, you should go out and report to the police!" "I went to the police station. The police station didn't care, saying it was a natural death! Tell me to keep quiet, dig a hole, and bury my mother!" "How can you say something like that? You're completely irresponsible! It's a living person who died, not a chicken. How can you be so reckless!" "I also said, Zhang Ganda! You see, I ran forty miles on the mountain road, and I ran up the rice soup. I came to move you, but I beg you to go to the farm! This matter is up to you. Zhang Come on, give me a face, let's hit the road!" Zhang Jiashan asked Tian Benkuan to go back first, and he went to the farm early in the morning.Tian Benkuan said: "You have to take care of it!" Zhang Jiashan said: "Your business is my business, why don't you take it seriously? Go to Minger, Zhangjiashan Civil Mediation Office, baby and wolf, all go to the farm, How about even bringing the red mound chapter with you, and working on the spot?" Tian Ben felt relieved and went straight away. The next morning, the sun was red, and a group of people walked out of Liuliu Town.Zhang Jiashan walked forward with a cigarette bag in his mouth, looking cheerful.It's really interesting to see people grinning and showing an iron front tooth.Guzi's godmother staggered with a "liberation foot", inseparable, followed behind, and the last one was Li Wenhua, a half-year-old boy, with a briefcase under his arm, walking and holding a book at the same time Looking at it, one foot is higher and the other is lower. On the side of the road, there was a child standing there peeing. Seeing Zhang Jiashan and his party approaching, the child wanted to stop him, but couldn't, so he turned around, turned his back to the road, and continued to urinate, pretending that he didn't know there was anyone on the road. When Guzi's godmother saw her, she couldn't hold back her face, covered her eyes with her hands, and walked along the side of the road. Seeing Zhang Jiashan, he laughed and yelled at the child: "Turn around, let me see, what's growing in your crotch?" The child is also a monster. On the way to urinate, he supported Niu Niu with his hand, turned his head and replied: "Don't look, you have it too!" The level of the answer made Zhang Jiashan laugh again.It's just that poor godmother Guzi, the mountain road is narrow, and there is no place to hide, so I have to bite the bullet, cover my face with my hands, and walk quickly between the old and the young. "Does she have it?" Zhang Jiashan pointed to Guzi's godmother who was passing by. "She didn't! She's a bitch!" the child answered seriously.Seriously, and reveal a pride. Zhang Jiashan clapped his hands and laughed. "A pair of old Shaobao!" Li Wenhua arrived at this time, he took his eyes off the book and said dissatisfied. Zhang Jiashan restrained his smile and became serious: "Hey, Li Wenhua, tell me, what's the matter with this natural death? What does the article say?" While talking, the forty miles came to an end.There is a gray loess mountain in front of me, halfway up the mountain, there are some sparse cave dwellings, and farms have arrived. In Tian's kiln yard, people were shouting.Hiroshi Tamoto is arguing with the "police station". "There is no theory in this world! If you are a good person, if you say die, you will die! If you die, you will die. You just want to accuse him of natural death and let him go. My mother is just a son like me. , I have to take the lead in her affairs!" Tian Ben Hiroshi said. "You are messing around! You are messing around!" said the "police station". The "police station" was a short, fat, middle-aged man with a bit bald head and a big belly like a pissed-off pregnant woman. He was wearing a policeman's half shirt, which made him chubby.Originally, "police station" was not a personal name, and the country people didn't understand these things. Seeing that everyone called it that way, they thought it was a personal name or an official position, so they followed suit and called it smoothly. Later, it was untied① , but no longer change his mind. The two sides were arguing, Tian Benkuan's eyes brightened, he turned his head, and saw Zhang Jiashan and his party coming, he immediately became energetic and shouted: "The person who replaced me came!" The "police station" took a look, but he also recognized him. Zhang Jiashan then smiled and said: "I said that this Tian Benkuan is so energetic, so I invited you from Liuliu Town, a person with a head and a face! Put your big face on to snuggle up!" This is a foul language.It turns out that country people never use paper to wipe their buttocks. They think paper is expensive and can't afford it; The sentence "Put your big face on and snuggle up with your scorpion" means that Zhangjiashan is troubled, and you shouldn't provoke this scorching ①. Zhang Jiashan didn't mind after hearing this.The director should have the demeanor of the director!he thinks.Zhang Jiashan said hello to the "police station" with an old face, then turned around and asked Tian Benkuan: "What's going on, tell me in detail!" Tian Benkuan said: "In the morning, I went up to the mountain to suffer, and when I went out, I saw my mother. She swept the yard with a broom! In the past, she always prepared food and waited for me. This day, when I came home, I bought an ice pot Lengzao, my mother disappeared. I searched all over the village and outside the village, and later, guess where I found her!" "Where?" "In my side kiln!" "Did you move the corpse?" "I didn't move! I went to a law popularization class, so I can explain this truth!" "It's fine if you don't move! Let's go and see!" People die like lights go out.Widow Tian lay upright on the side kiln Kang, just like that day.When Guzi's godmother saw her, she called "Old Sister" and let out a mournful voice.Zhang Jiashan coughed. Hearing the cough, Godmother Guzi restrained herself.This is etiquette.When the living woman saw the dead woman, the long drag was both mourning and greeting.At this time, someone had to persuade, and with a yell, it stopped.Guzi's godmother cried, and hid silently aside.Now Li Wenhua put aside his books, took out a notebook and an oil pen from his black leather wallet, and took notes at the side like a public servant. Zhang Jiashan took a closer look at Widow Tian, ​​saw her white face, with delicate skin and tender flesh, glowing peach blossom, and looked at the corners of her eyes and brows, as if she had eaten Xiwa's milk, full of smiles.Zhang Jiashan was a little surprised, raised his forehead, and saw that the widow in the field had a broom under her head.Zhang Jiashan saw this broom that day, and later heard Tian Benkuan talk about it repeatedly.What's going on, Zhang Jiashan has a certain degree of certainty in his heart.Looking back, Zhang Jiashan lifted up his trousers again, but he didn't realize that one of the two trouser legs was worn on his leg, and the other was taken off. "Is this trouser leg like this before?" Zhang Jiashan asked Tian Benkuan. Hiroshi Tamoto nodded. Zhang Jiashan lifted his trouser legs and observed carefully.Widow Tian didn't wear half trousers, so when the trousers were taken off, the lower half of her body would be bare.At the bottom, Zhang Jiashan stretched out his finger and pressed it, it was bulging.Tian Benkuan next to him was a little annoyed, and snorted, Zhang Jiashan's hand was retracted. The "police station" stepped forward, grabbed the trouser leg, covered Widow Tian's leg, stretched it, and said, "The baby won't listen! I have handled many cases! This type of case can be easily solved at a glance." See. Zhang Ganda, you say yes or no: this is adultery to death!" "Death by adultery?" Zhang Jiashan asked. "Yes, adultery leads to death! Widow Tian has been a widow for many years. She is a famous person in this area, and she has a few close friends! People in the village and neighbors have heard of it. Look at this broom that is used as a pillow! Think of the widow Tian , carrying a broom, just pretending to sweep the floor. Standing on the bank, shaking his body. The bitch wagged his tail, and the male dog got on his body. The place of tryst is this grass kiln. The widow, after all, is quite old , When nervous, excited, happy, mad, he was tossed to death! The client was frightened, picked up his body and ran away. When he was about to leave the house, he turned his head and saw the widow Tian's fine white legs, It was so shabby to be exposed outside, so I turned around again, pulled up my trouser legs, and covered my legs!" Seeing that the "police station" spoke clearly, Tian Ben jumped up and said, "You are lying ②! I don't believe that you can kill people by doing things ③!" Zhang Jiashan ignored Tian Benkuan, turned around and asked the "police station": "Have you seen it?" The "police station" said: "I have also checked my body carefully, and it looks good, without any external injuries!" Zhang Jiashan nodded and said nothing more. A group of people exited the partial kiln and came to the main kiln.Before leaving, Godmother Guzi took out a handkerchief, stretched it out, and covered Widow Tian's face. "Old sister, why did you toss yourself like this!" Godmother Guzi sighed. "Ben Kuan, don't be brave! The comrades at the police station are right, this is indeed a natural death. No one is a sage, and no one can do anything wrong. It is her fate that your mother can get to where she is today. Let's admit it! Your mother When I was a girl, I recognized the people in Yichuanli! She was a widow when she was young, and it was very easy to bring you up, Erg, it’s reasonable to have something else to do when you are free. Look at her, smiling She still hangs on her face, beaming with joy. Your mother has worked hard all her life, and it is her blessing to die like this. Take a step back and think, Ben Kuan, you should be happy!" In the main kiln, Zhang Jiashan was bored for a long time, so he found these words and told Tian Benkuan. When Tian Benkuan heard this, he jumped up again: "What are you talking about! I have been arguing for a long time, and I asked you to talk about it, but I, Tian Benkuan, am not a human being, messing around and making trouble out of nothing! Zhang Ganda, I invited you here, hurry up You can't help, you have to tear down the table, that's fine!" Zhang Jiashan said: "Good nephew, there must be a reason for everything! I am old, can't I talk nonsense!" Tian Benkuan said: "Even if my mother is the one who died! I admit it! But, a slap can't be slapped, there must be a client! Who is this person?" The "police station" interjected at this time: "Hiroshi Hiroshi, this client is not hard to find. If you catch a few who don't like you, handcuff them and ask what happened. You can't convict them if you find out. Adultery is not illegal. If you catch it, the police station will stare blankly, there is nothing you can do about it, if you fail, they will bite back and say that your mother is seducing him!" "Who wants you to sentence him? I just want him to bury my mother! I want you to find out who the client is, and whoever kills him will be buried!" Tian Benguang said. Seeing what Tian Benkuan said, Zhang Jiashan smiled slightly: This young man has become a genius for a long time, and he has gone around such a big circle, but it turns out that he is looking for a scapegoat to carry and bury his mother for him. The "police station" also said: "Tian Benkuan, I can't take care of your family's affairs when I meet you, Niu Banjin!" "Whoever wants you to care, you just walk away! The matter is messed up anyway. If you don't do anything, you won't stop. I'll go to the county to sue. At worst, this crop will rot in the field!" The "police station" said, stomped his feet, and left. Zhang Jiashan got angry at this moment, he pointed at Tian Benkuan and said: "My dear boy, what did you do to win people as your mother, and you still have to go to the county to sue for the whole world to know? You don't know, people in this world How poisonous is your tongue? When something good happens, I will compose a sour song for you and sing it out. It will stink your house for several lifetimes!" Tian Benkuan said: "Well, you Zhang Jiashan, you stop me again and again, could it be that your old man is also my mother's friend!" "You baby, why did you become a dog with eyes that bites whoever you see? You even paid your mother for it!" Seeing Tian Benkuan say this about Zhangjiashan, Guzi's godmother was reluctant and retaliated. Li Wenhua remained silent all this time, sitting on the edge of the kang reading a book. At this time, after a few efforts, he managed to say something: "Zhang Ganda, I think, let's go on the road too! These young people can't work together! I see, this Once, we couldn't make enough money, and if we didn't manage well, we'd be entangled in this mess!" Hiromi Tianmoto said, and said in response: "You can't leave. You are all suspects. Li Wenhua, I see you are holding a book and pretending to be educated. In fact, you are not a good person!" Zhang Jiashan took off his shoes, sat down on the kang, and said: "We are not leaving, Tian Benkuan, you can go and sue you in peace! Look at your mother standing there coldly, there is no one Tell me, I don't even have the heart to leave!" "That's good! You stay here, I'm going to sue!" After Tian Benkuan finished speaking, he turned back and got off the side, and ran towards the road. After Zhang Jiashan and his party went through all this tossing, several bald old men in the village couldn't sit still.Zhang Jiashan's eyes were sharp, and he saw a bald old man next door to Tian's house, looking at the yard on this side through the low wall.Zhang Jiashan used his eyes to catch it, and the old man felt something, and his head sank quickly.Another bald old man was wandering around the intersection under the bank, as if he wanted to come up, but he didn't dare.Another one, holding a fire rope and a sickle, went up the mountain to harvest crops and hid. This is called a guilty conscience.When Zhang Jiashan saw them, he ignored them. After thinking about it, he took out some money from his pocket and handed it to Li Wenhua bit by bit. "Go to the consignment store in front, pull some clothes materials, and make shrouds for the widows of Tian, ​​and then go to the village on the way to ask, see who has a ready-made thin wooden coffin, and buy one!" Zhang Jiashan said. When Guzi's godmother saw her, she rushed over and grabbed the money: "Zhang Jiashan, do you really want to be a dutiful son to Widow Tian?" Zhang Jiashan grinned: "Guzi, look, Tian Benkuan's situation cannot withstand an accident. The reason why he didn't listen to people's persuasion and went all the way to the dark was not because he didn't understand things, but because he was in a hurry and raised his head." I can't afford to bury the old man!" Guzi's godmother said: "It doesn't make sense for us to carry and bury it. People who know it say that we are doing charity. Those who don't know really think that Zhangjiashan has done something guilty. Besides, these blood and sweat The money is all saved by us penny by cent, it is public money!" Zhang Jiashan said: "Money is walking in the world. It is transferred out today, and it will be transferred back tomorrow. People are placed like this, and if they don't go into the soil, what should I do?" "You are the leader, you decide! But, are you sure that if the money goes out, can it be transferred back?" Zhang Jiashan stopped talking. Li Wenhua took the money and went out to run errands. Guzi's godmother took off her shoes, went up to the kang, and began to rummage through boxes and cabinets to find some needles and threads, preparing to sew a shroud for Widow Tian. At this time, the bald old man wandering under the bank finally made up his mind, went up to the bank and came to the main kiln of the Tian family. Zhang Jiashan made a mug of strong tea and was drinking it. When he saw someone coming, he moved his buttocks and said "you sit down", which is considered a courtesy.The old man rested his buttocks on the edge of the kang and sat down. Zhang Jiashan raised his cup of tea symbolically: "You drink water!" As a courtesy, the old man waved his hand and said, "No need! I just drank rice soup at home. ." On the wall beside the kang, a kiln was dug out.In the kiln was a half-used bottle of cream and a blue chemical comb.Zhang Jiashan saw the old man's eyes slipping into the kiln. The old man accosted and said: "This widow in the field is a good-looking person. If you say goodbye, you will die!" Zhang Jiashan took a sip of tea and said, "No one will hang up the death card! Do you think so?" "That's a good point! What about Hiroshi Tamoto?" "He's gone to town to sue. It seems he won't stop until there's an explanation!" "You mean the public, do they care about this kind of thing?" The old man said, and glanced into the kiln again. Zhang Jiashan said: "I have been killed. I don't think this matter can be put on hold. If I don't get a client, then Tian Benkuan will not turn back!" The old man smiled embarrassingly.He moved his butt, getting closer to the kiln. Zhang Jiashan glanced at him. The old man said: "This doll was picked up by stupid Lu Shao! He must make this scandal known to the whole world!" Zhang Jiashan lowered his head to drink water. Seeing this was an opportunity, the old man moved his buttocks again, stretched out his hand, and went to get the comb in the kiln. Zhang Jiashan's hand arrived before him. Zhang Jiashan picked up the comb, looked around, and said: "This widow in the field is really a pretty woman. She is old and old, and she still uses such a gorgeous comb, tell me!" The old man nodded again and again: "Yes, yes!" Zhang Jiashan seemed to be handing over the comb to the old man.The old man was secretly delighted, and reached out to pick it up. Zhang Jiashan withdrew his hand and said, "You, like me, have grown a gourd ladle. It's unlucky for the comb seller to see us. Guzi, you should comb it! Your hair is blown by the mountain wind." It's getting a little messy!" The old man withdrew his hand in embarrassment. Guzi wiped the needles on her hair, looked at it, and said, "I don't use that comb. My hair is so precious, how dare I use that comb? Who knows who gave it to me!" Zhang Jiashan shook his head and said to the old man: "Look at these women, they are all prudish!" The old man babbled and echoed. Zhang Jiashan held a comb and stroked it on his bald head. The old man watched the comb move, and he didn't want to leave yet.He had nothing to say and said, "Zhang Ganda is from the Zhang family, right?" "Zhangjiapan!" "That's a good place. I walked by it when I was young! There is a folk song in northern Shaanxi that says: "A good woman came out of Zhang's house, and it is this place that is said. " Zhang Jiashan was about to talk, when suddenly a shrill siren sounded. Startled, the old man stood up. "I'm afraid it's Tian Benkuan who brought back a police car! He's so big, you sit! They are busy with their business, let's use our old saying!" Zhang Jiashan said.On the way of speaking, he held the hand of the bald old man. "No, no! I still have something to do at home, so I won't make trouble for you!" said the old man. After the old man finished speaking, he stood up, broke free from Zhang Jiashan's hand, and walked away with a flustered expression and a heavy heart. Zhang Jiashan laughed out loud.He still put the comb in the kiln and went out. Sirens screamed.A police car slammed to the brakes on the road at the foot of the mountain. Hiroshi Tian Ben was the first to jump down, followed by two police officers and a forensic doctor.One of the policemen was a middle-aged man with glasses and a briefcase under his arm.The forensic doctor was a handsome young lesbian with short hair and a bag on her shoulder. The police car stopped at the foot of the hill.Tian Benkuan led the way, and a group of people pointed and walked towards the farm.In Tianzhuang Village, the high and low banks are full of spectators.The children are no longer in school, carrying a schoolbag, and booing after the adults.On the bank of Tian's house, the "police station" smiled and went forward to shake hands with the police. Zhang Jiashan hugged a teacup and squatted on the side.Tian Benkuan glanced at Zhangjiashan, a little proud.Zhang Jiashan shook his head. In the side kiln, the corpse of the widow in the field was inevitably tossed and tossed again and again.After the autopsy, Officer "Glasses" took out a handkerchief, wiped his fingers, and said that an autopsy was needed. The forensic doctor saw that he put the bag on the kang and, like a magic trick, took out a white coat, mask, rubber gloves, surgical tools, etc. from the bag, and armed himself. Widow Tian wore a large-breasted jacket.There are buttons made of cloth on the big-breasted jacket.The forensic doctor untied it for a while, but did not untie it, but broke one of his nails.Hiroshi Tian Ben met and came over to help.The forensic doctor waved him away.The forensic doctor used surgical scissors, "bang bang" a few times, broke the button, and then pulled it with both hands, and the clothes were uncovered, revealing the widow's white breasts. The forensic doctor stretched out his fingers and measured on Widow Tian's chest. Then, along with the scalpel, he cut it off from the belly like slaughtering a sheep.Widow Tian had been dead for a few days, her blood was not strong, but after the muscle was cut open, it turned white and fluffed to both sides, it was really scary.Seeing Hiroshi Tian Ben, he couldn't help but gasped. For a moment, the forensic doctor held up a bright red heart with one hand. "Oh, the heart is blooming!" the forensic doctor exclaimed. Before he could say a word, there was a loud bang in the yard. Adults and children raised their heads and squeezed into the door, wanting to see this once-in-a-lifetime rarity with their own eyes.The door was too small to accommodate a few heads, so someone poked open the window paper and looked through the window. A doll with a small head actually stuffed its head in through the window lattice.The person who saw the heart kept marveling, which made the people behind who couldn't see eagerly squeeze even more joyously. "Police station, the baton in your hand is just for show?" the police officer "glasses" muttered dissatisfiedly. The "police station" saw that his eyes were away from his heart, he turned around, waved his baton, and swung towards the door.Before the batons arrived, the crowd dispersed with a "wow".Poor thing is that child whose head was stuffed into the window grille, his head got stuck and he couldn't get it out.This kid wears a hijab, but we know him. It is the one Zhang Jiashan met on the road. The "police station" rushed forward, grabbed the child's "cap", and shouted: "Come in, let this auntie in a white coat castrate your cows!" stand up. "Such a working environment!" Officer "Glasses" patted the notepad in his hand and said. The "police station" let go, and the child's hijab got off the grid and disappeared. Now, the medical examiner held up the heart and showed it to the officers. "Look, the ventricle is broken. This is caused by excessive excitement and hyperactivity during sexual behavior!" the forensic doctor said, picking the heart with tweezers. Officer "Glasses" took out his pen at this moment, and took notes hastily. Hiroshi Tian Ben next to him was stunned. The "police station" saw that the opportunity for him to show off had come, so he took the baton away and said, "I told you a long time ago that I did it for nothing! You don't believe me!" "You go find a canning jar!" Police Officer "Glasses" said to the "Police Station". "Go!" The "police station" dispatched Hiroshi Tian Ben again. Hiroshi Tamoto was a little reluctant. "Let me go!" said Zhang Jiashan at the door.After all, go to the main kiln. The bald old man who had talked with Zhang Jiashan was coming out of the main kiln, and the two bumped into each other.The old man was startled and ran away in a hurry. Zhang Jiashan looked at his back and smiled. In the main kiln, Zhang Jiashan took a look at the kiln, and saw that the chemical comb was no longer there. On the kang of the main kiln, Guzi's godmother and several village women are sewing shrouds for the widow Tian.It seems that Li Wenhua has already bought back the material. Zhang Jiashan searched for a while and found a glass jar. In the side kiln, Zhang Jiashan handed the bottle to the forensic doctor. The forensic doctor put the heart in and put the bottle next to his bag. "Do you want to continue driving?" the forensic doctor asked the "glasses" police officer. "Keep driving, and look at the uterus again. Check to see if there is any residue in the uterus!" said the "glasses" police officer. The forensic doctor tugged on the glove, picked up the scalpel, took a posture, and continued to pull it down. Tian Benkuan looked at it with a blue face, and said that he didn't feel distressed, it was a lie, at least it was his own mother, in the words of Widow Tian, ​​"I was pregnant in October, and it hurt once!" 田本宽喃喃地说道："妈呀，妈呀，你死了死了，还要挨这么一刀！" "眼镜"警官横了他一眼，没有言语。 法医操作期间，腾出嘴来，说道："你亏，我们不亏呀！好端端个礼拜天，让你给搅和了！" 女法医手脚利索，技术老到，可以看出，这是一个有敬业精神的人。 法医的刀子继续往下拉。 "你来看！"法医又惊讶起来，"你看子宫，已经怀孕了！" "眼镜"警官凑上前去看，匆匆记录。 "俗话说：寡妇抓娃靠大家！我早就说过，这田寡妇是个不安生的主儿！""派出所"用警棒敲着自己的鞋帮说。 田本宽用手捂住自己的眼，不敢看。 张家山在一旁打哈哈："本宽，这就是生你的那个地方！你在这里头盛了十个月，你该熟悉这景致的！" 田本宽听了这话，想发作，又忍了。 女法医长长地出了一口气，放下手术剪刀，直起腰："事情很清楚，确如派出所所说，是性行为过程中致死。我看，这事弄得清清如水了，咱们也能打道回府了！" "眼镜"警官点点头，"啪"的一声合上记录本。 法医迫不及待地拿起罐头瓶儿，放在眼前，细看： "这次田庄之行，真有收获。在学校里听老师说，像这样心脏开花的事情，一万例中才有一例。想不到，这一例让我给碰上了。这可是个宝贝。我要把这作为标本，拿回去用药水养着，还要写成学术文章，评职称用！" 田本宽见女法医只顾举着瓶儿，自我欣赏，又见母亲剖腹剜心，停在那里，不由得一阵阵心疼。他愣冲冲地问道："哎，你们是光管往开割哩嘛，还管缝不？" "当然要缝！当然要缝！"法医见自己的工作程序还没完就分心了，有些脸红，赶紧放下瓶儿说。 法医在"眼镜"警官的记录本上签字。签完字后，将瓶儿交给警官，然后粗针大线，缝起尸体来。 "派出所"走过来，签字。 "来，田本宽．你也签上个字！"法官说。 田本宽签字。 签字的途中，田本宽停下来："那谁是嫖客，你们就不管了？" "眼镜"警官说："男女之事，周瑜打黄盖，一家愿打，一家愿挨，法律不好干涉。这嫖客不难找，只是找到嫖客，有法律条文，也不好定罪！" 田本宽说："那谁抬埋我娘哩？" "眼镜"警官说："养儿防老，当然是你抬埋，莫非让我们抬埋不成？" 田本宽语塞。 一场乡间热闹眼看就要收场。女法医已经将尸首缝完，她脱下白大褂、塑料手套等等，重新装进包里。"眼镜"警官也将记事本合起，装进兜里，准备抬脚走人。"派出所"悠闲地挥舞着警棒，有一种了事一桩的神态。看热闹的人，也觉得这一场热闹，精彩部分已经结束，正在纷纷离去，准备回去以后，好给人卖弄。 满世界现在可怜了一个田本宽。田本宽现在哭丧着脸，六神无主，呆呆地看着这一干人离了偏窑，就要走下畔。瞎激动了一场，激动得没个结果，倒是给自己惹了一身的臊气。早知如今，何必当初？他那可怜兮兮的样子，叫人心疼。 不过，热闹并没有结束，压轴戏原来却在后头。 一行人离了偏窑，来到畔，就要离开时。畔上早就圪蹴①在那里的张家山，威赫赫地站起来，身子一横，挡住了一行人的去路。 "你想干啥？""眼镜"警官说。 张家山没有理警官，他径直走到女法医跟前。女法医背着个包，手里拿着个罐头瓶儿。她有些吃惊，不知道这老汉挡住她有什么事。她想发作，谁知这老汉笑容可掬，态度谦恭，倒叫女法医不知如何是好。 张家山凑到法医跟前，说："日怪，这号事弄得人心脏开花！若不是眼见为实，说什么也不敢相信。活了这么一大把年纪了，这回，是真真地开了眼界！" 女法医见荒山僻野，竟有人这么谦虚好学，说话受听，脸上不免有些得意之色。 她端起瓶儿，置到张家山眼前，讲解道： "心脏像一个高压水泵，脉冲一跳一跳，向全身上下输送血液。心脏的承受能力也有它的极限，紧张过度，兴奋过度，劳累过度，都会造成心脏负荷过重，猝然爆裂！" "乖乖，这里面有这么多深奥的知识！"张家山惊叹。 "我只是浅尝辄止而已，这里面的学问深着哩！"法医谦虚。 "让我看一看！俗话说眼见稀奇物，寿增一季。"张家山伸手。 女法医迟疑了一下，还是将瓶儿交给了张家山。 瓶儿现在到了张家山的手中了。张家山端起瓶儿，眯着眼睛端详。 "好心好心，红格旦旦的！"张家山赞叹说。 山风起了，掠过坡坎，吹得树叶哗哗地响。 张家山对瓶儿里的心说："田寡妇呀田寡妇，你的一颗红心，已经交给公家了，你知道吗？想不到你老了老了，还端上了一碗公家饭，真是造化。田寡妇，你的福分不浅呀！" "眼镜"警官在那里，有些不耐烦了："快起身吧！跟这儿老汉，磨这些闲牙干什么！你不是还急着要回城里去看吗！" 张家山手持瓶儿，哈哈大笑："这不是闲牙，亲亲！田寡妇的心都交给公家了，她人，自然也成公家人了。除了男女之事，法律不予追究的条文外，我听说，公家还有一个条文：公家人死了，要公家出钱抬埋！各位，可有这话？" 女法医愣了。 "眼镜"警官手指张家山，斥道："你是六六镇的张家山，我认得你！你跑到这儿耍黑皮，想敲诈我们！" 张家山嘿嘿笑道："敲诈这话不敢说。你也用不着用舌头打人。只是这田寡妇的心，你们可不能拿走。田本宽，你说是也不是？" "是是是！"田本宽连连点头。 女法医急了，上来抢瓶儿。 张家山身高，将瓶儿举到头顶。女法医来抢时，他背转身子，给了个屁股。女法医转过来，再抢，张家山又原地一百八十度，转过去了。 "哼！""派出所"见状，手提警棍，气昂昂地过来了。 见"派出所"来得凶猛，张家山喊道："田本宽，这可是你的事情！" 田本宽为人愚鲁，这一窍却是开着的。张家山一句话，点拨了他。他走上前去，从张家山手里一把抢过瓶儿，然后说道： "你们不给抬埋费，我就不给这心！" 说完，将瓶儿在大家眼前晃了晃，然后撩起衣襟，将瓶儿往胳肘窝里一夹，一溜烟地跑回自个儿住的北窑里去了。 只见"咣当"一声，田本宽把门关了。 众警察面面相觑。回头再看张家山，只见张家山已经圪蹴到碾盘上面，像个无事人一样，抽开烟了。 女法医对"眼镜"警官说："这心我一定要要！你一定要给我找回来！我还要用它做标本，写论文哩。" 女法医知道自己是个讨人喜欢的姑娘，所以讲起话来，有些矫情。 "眼镜"警官埋怨说："都怪你，不当心！这么重要的东西，你轻轻易易地就让人从你手里诓去了！" "那老汉也真神，睁着眼睛哄人！我当时一点警觉都没有！"女法医委屈地说。一边说一边看了张家山一眼。 张家山在那里悠闲地抽着烟，看着这出戏怎么演下去。 没奈何，几个警察一齐来到北窑门口。 "派出所""咚咚咚"地上前敲门："村民田本宽，你妨碍我们执行公务，看我不踏破门扇，一绳子捆了你！" 田本宽在窑里也不示弱："派出所，你狗日的吓唬谁！老子是吃饭馍长大的，不是给人吓大的！你要清楚，我手里拿着的，不是你的心，而是我娘的心。我高兴给就给你们，不高兴给就不给。走到天涯海角，见了皇帝老子，理也在我田本宽手里哩！" "派出所"见吓诈不住，无可奈何地摇摇头："这个黑皮！" "眼镜"警官见"派出所"不济事，于是推开他，自己上来敲。警官接受过高等教育，因此敲门的方法，与"派出所"截然不同。他是将手指蜷起来，用指关节有节奏地敲。 "田本宽！田本宽同志！你有什么要求，提出来，咱们统筹兼顾，协商解决，你还是先把门开了吧。你把自己关在家里，这咱们怎么对话！事情总得有个解决的办法么！" "眼镜"警官拿腔拿调的声音，逗得张家山忍不住想笑。他赶快别过脸去。 田本宽在窑里答对："任你把嘴皮磨破，这门哩，我是不能开。我三拳难敌四脚，开了门，你们把我这瓶儿抢了去，怎么办？" "眼镜"警官跺跺脚，恨恨地说："《县志》说，这一带民风刁野，看来，这话说得没错！" 女法医不满地说："你们三个大男人，连这一点办法都想不出！" 这时，张家山在碾盘上，伸了一下腿，说："田本宽家境贫寒，没有能力抬埋。他成了这半天的精，无非是想抓挖两个抬埋费，安顿老人入土而已。前晌要寻嫖客，后晌不给瓶儿，都是为了这事。你们公家人，蛇壮窟窿粗，也不在乎这两个，手稍松一松，给上两个，这事不就了了？" 女法医见有了办法，精神为之一振："他想要多少？" "眼镜"警官伸手一拦："钱一分一厘也不能给。我不是心疼钱，我是看这田本宽年纪轻轻的，怕从此给他惯下毛病了！" 女法医不理，继续问道："他想要多少？" 张家山问窑里的田本宽。田本宽嫌夯口，不好意思说。张家山自个儿哩，也不好意思说，他脑子一转，又说道："抬埋费一项，好像公家也有条文！" "有的！"女法医说，"规定上说，三百到八百！" 张家山见话说得越来越近了，于是不再拿捏，从碾盘上一闪身，下到地面，走过来说道："我自作主张，就给这田寡妇三百块抬埋费吧。虽然是最低的，可田寡妇吃公家这碗饭，才一天。一天的工龄，还给她抬埋费，算是高抬她了！" "三百块，这不算多！"女法医说。 "田本宽，我自作主张，给人家同志开了个三百块的口。三百，你看咋样？"张家山朝窑里喊道。 窑里回答："既然张干大做主，我就不好说什么了！" 张家山说："你看，这娃娃还算是给我面子。他应承了！" "三百块好说！"女法医说。 女法医顺过她的包，"啪"的一声打开，就要取钱。 "眼镜"警官伸手一挡："不能给钱！" "这是我自己的钱！"女法医说。 "既然你执意要给，那还是公家出吧。反正这心脏拿回去，是做标本。司机身上有钱，是咱们这次的差旅费。你等着，我去取！" "派出所"在一旁，一直闲着没事干，这回，好容易等来了个差事。"我去吧，我腿快！"说完，向山下的警车跑去，警棒一晃一晃的。 女法医的脸上露出了笑容。 "田本宽，你现在能开门了吧！"女法医隔着门缝，朝窑里喊。她觉得今天的事情很有趣。 "反正都是等了，不在这一阵儿。让我再等一等！"窑里说。 "你低估了乡里的人智力了，他们的心眼，不比咱们少！这叫农民的狡猾。""眼镜"警官碰了碰女法医的手说。 女法医缩回了手。让公家出钱，她心里有些不踏实。她认真地说："我真是诚心要给。少上几次卡拉OK，这钱就出来了！" 张家山见了，看不过眼，上前叫门："田本宽，事情得有个余地。同志已经答应了，还能诓你？你尔格能开门了！" "张干大，我不能开。我这是叫世事经怕了。他们一会儿说是自然死亡，一会儿又说心脏开花，一会儿又是什么政策条文，钱不到手，我是不会开门的。"窑里说。 张家山叹了一口气："这娃娃，真是死牛顶墙！" "派出所"气喘咻咻，把钱拿来。田本宽见了钱，"吱呀"一声，把门开了。田家窑院里，一手交钱，一手交瓶儿，这一场事情，算是圆满了。女法医接过瓶儿，金贵地抱在怀里，再也不敢显能。 "眼镜"警官说："得写个收据，回去好有个交代！"田本宽说："我光会写名字，光认得男女厕所，还是扫盲时候扫的！""眼镜"警官说："会写名字这就够了！" "眼镜"警官摊开记事本，匆匆在上面划拉几笔，"哗"地一把撕下来，然后让这个田本宽在上面签字。 田本宽签了字。"眼镜"警官又说："张家山，劳你老驾，也在上面签个字吧！" 张家山说道："我这一笔狗爪爪字，也能上得了席面吗？"说完，握笔签字。张家山的握笔方法和别人不同，是握毛笔的指法，想来，这是古先生教的。 这时候，只见四个农村小伙，抬着一口薄棺，踩着号子，上了畔。还有一个李文化，一会儿在前，一会儿在后，不停地指指点点。 "眼镜"警官见了，说一声："咱们能打道回府了吧？" 女法医说："起身！" 完了，道一声别。女法医抱了个瓶儿，在前面走着。"派出所"本该就此告别最好，可他说："一个系统的，送君送到大路旁吧！" 田家窑院里，一口薄棺，在偏窑门口放了。这时候谷子干妈和村上几个婆姨一起，也已将寿衣做好。李文化和谷子干妈，看见张家山、田本宽站在畔上呆呆地望着山下，于是走了过来。 李文化对张家山说："棺木一百五十元，衣服八十元，一共花了二百三十元！" "你给主家说吧！"张家山瞅了一眼田本宽。 田本宽掏出刚才得的那一沓钱来，用指头在舌头上一蘸，点出七十元自己装了，剩下的看也没看，塞给了李文化。 田本宽出手这么利索，倒叫李文化有些惊讶。他接过钱，不放心，又点了点，然后交给了张家山。 "我说过，钱在世上走着哩，今天转出去，明天又转回来！"张家山将钱揣进怀里，对谷子干妈说。 张家山的话说到半截，目光就被矮墙那边吸引过去了。院邻家的那个光头老汉，鬼鬼祟祟，正往这里看着。 张家山用手一指，说道："田本宽，你不是要找嫖客么？你看你那个邻家，像也不像！" 田本宽见说，扭头去看，谁知那老汉，立即将头缩回去了。 这时，又听谷子干妈指着山下一阵叫喊。众人顺着手势向下望去，不由得啼笑皆非。 那个架着收庄稼为名，躲出去的光头老汉，这时在外边蹿了一圈回来了。老汉正往坡上走，见一伙人气昂昂地下来了，"派出所"在前面一路小跑，挥着警棒，几个警察指指点点。老头以为是来抓他，吓得扭头就跑。 田本宽和张家山站在畔上，看着几个警察钻上汽车。 田本宽突然喊道："我妈成了公家人，尔格公家人有个政策，叫顶替。我妈死了，理应由我去顶替的。你们不要走，事情还没完哩！" "不要丢人现眼了，憨娃娃，回去抬埋老人吧！"张家山说。