Chapter 15 141-150

141 The party continued amidst foul language, and Wang Yun ran to the bar to eat pizza. After a while, she wobbled over again, bumped me with her shoulder and said, "Hey, writer, I'm asking you seriously, just now You brag to me that—" "I'm not bragging." "Then let me ask you, how rich is your sexual experience?" "Let's talk about you first—how about you?" "I - I'm not as immature as you think." "How many boyfriends?" "Tell me first, what is a boyfriend?" "It's the one that's been in bed."

"Three five or seven." "Oh—it's okay." "It's your turn." "Not counting the ones with condoms, there are about a dozen of them." "What about adding it all together?" "It's an astonishing number. You should call the police if you tell it." "Come on—middle-aged men like to show off their sex. Have you read this issue of "Fashion"?" "Didn't read it! The above manuscripts are all compiled for others, what's there to read?" 142 When we broke up, she sat next to me, and I approached her and asked again: "When did we start dating secretly?"

"I'll have time in a while." "While?" "Do you want to hold off a little longer?" she asked. "Me? I don't want to." "Then go to my place or yours?" "At your convenience." "I can do whatever I want." "If I go to your place—hey, I said, if, if I'm working hard, no one will rush out to stop it for you, right?" I tried. "Won't." "Just go to your place." "Then you will see me off in a while, and you have to send me to the bed all the time, understand?"

143 I drove the car and took her home, passing through the streets, every street in the city was illuminated, but the dim light just made people feel the cold of winter, the hot air was turned on in the car, and Wang Yun was smoking When the cigarette was lit, he rolled his eyes and looked at me, and said to me in a nonchalant way: "I'm not nervous." "I'm not nervous either, who cares about the cannon test." "Aren't you afraid of your oily tone?" "Didn't I tell you to relax and relax?" "Me? I don't need it." "That's great."

"Don't warm up first. Is half an hour enough for you? If it takes longer, I'm afraid I'll fall asleep." "Thank you for your kindness. For a veteran like me who is used to fighting, as long as your flare gun is fired, what difficulties can I not overcome?" "Well, it's a mule or a horse—" "It's not rough, is it?" "Pooh!" 144 It's not difficult at all, I mean, everything went well for us, not only smoothly, but almost successfully, Wang Yun put on the correct posture as soon as she came up, and she didn't make any mistakes until she finished. Afterwards, she bent over with a slight smile Yanqing said to me, "Why are your postures so monotonous?"

"Is it nitpicking? Let me tell you, when we are too poor to make porn, I will show more abundant ones. Don't worry, I will finish all the prescribed movements. Seventy-two moves, including You have to point your toes to the roof in the twenty-two style, practice it secretly, this is no joke." She intentionally put on a surprised expression: "You—just like you, at most you can get into the second form, and the audience will leave after throwing up—there won't be any doubts." "I think, on reflection, you may realize with great pain that you must have had something to do with your departure."

"Tissues—tissues—" She held out her hand to me. "It's over there." I handed the tissue over, she took it, wiped her belly a few times, rolled the tissue into a ball, held it in her hand, jumped up and said, "I'll take a bath first, you have thirty minutes Prepare for the next time, now you are free to move." She walked out the door with her shoulders on her shoulders. After a while, I heard the sound of water splashing in the bathroom. I lit a cigarette and smoked until the sound of water disappeared. I stood up, walked to the door of the bathroom, and looked inside. I saw her smiling at me wearing a bath towel.

"why are you laughing." "Pass," she said. "Full marks for you." I said. "Don't be so sour, can you? It's still an old gun—" She lifted up the bath towel, shook her crotch at me, tilted her head, passed me proudly, and heard her say to me loudly, "I'm not satisfied at all, you see." "From next time, I think I'll have to eat something quietly." Hearing what I said, she giggled. 145 When lying together again, she turned her back to the sky and sighed with emotion: "It's winter, sleeping with two is safe, sleeping alone is too miserable."

I put my arms around her and fell into a dazed state. Which girl is this?Why is this feeling so familiar?The fruit of dewy love, tender and fresh, it was so satisfying to hold a hand on her breast like a freshly baked bun without even bothering to talk. "Hey, let me ask you, is it over this time?" She suddenly pushed her shoulder against me, and asked cautiously, her tone softening, "Are all of you men like this?" "Just wait and see, it's not that easy for you to listen to me swearing indiscriminately." "Self-protection!" She bumped me again.

"How do you feel?" I asked. "Better than nothing," she said. "It's very low-key." I smiled. "Anyway, you succeeded, so I can't control the rest of the matter." She sighed, as a foil for her resentment. "Don't be so pessimistic, I'm not fresh yet." "Yo, look at what you said, it's as if you are so sure, megalomaniac?" "Don't pick things, don't pick things, sleep." "I'm just asking you." "How about an agreement?" "What agreement?" "When we are together, don't talk about the future, don't get pregnant, don't talk about money."

She tilted her head and thought for a while, then smiled: "If you say you protect yourself, you are protecting yourself. You must be hurting people enough, idiot!" "You pretend to understand when you don't understand, and you make wild guesses." "I hope you will take the lead in keeping your agreement, and I will follow your example." I hugged her tightly, ready to go to sleep. "Hey, let me say," she moved her body, "These three things are really a bloody lesson, are they copied from the Marriage Law?" “Our country’s Marriage Law does not have this vision.” "I thought about it just now, and my previous problems came from these three items, which are enough for you to sum up." "Yes?" "admire." "Thank you." "Are you hard at night?" "What's wrong?" "I just want to tell you that I'm not afraid." She giggled again. I squeezed her tits and she laughed even harder. "why are you laughing?" "I really want to say a dirty word to you." "What words?" "It's a mule or a horse—" She curled up laughing. "Looks like I had a good time sneaking you," I concluded. 146 But I was the one who was really happy, under the overcast winter sky, in the cold wind that whizzed across the city, I gave myself up to a kind of heartless fun, going from one girl to another Beside the girl, I was dazzled by pornography. Pornography is like this. The pursuit is not better, but fresh and rich. Compared with Wang Yun, I even think Yuan Xiaochen is more attractive in pornography, so that My energy doubles, winter night brings me not loneliness and It is deserted, but lively and warm. Even on days when the sun is not visible, I feel lazy and satisfied. The signal agreed upon by Wang Yun and I is a mobile phone text message, only send one English letter M, which means miss, send two M, mean miss plus want to meet, send two MM plus an F, mean want to have sex, and the following number means The time and place are either my house or hers. She lives in a two-bedroom apartment. When I was there, I saw a lot of things used by men. I later learned that she had a poor boyfriend who was also a white-collar worker and traveled frequently on business trips. , living a life of semi-cohabitation, and she is now hosting a daytime financial program, only working one week a month, and the rest of the time is probably a mess. Sometimes, I turn on the TV and talk about it with relish. Looking at her serious look, I would laugh dumbfounded, because all that flashed in my mind were her unscrupulous looks. In fact, it is very difficult for Wang Yun to appear unscrupulous. She is 30 years old this year. She looks upright. Her big eyes look straight and stupefied when she meets people. She is only 1.60 meters tall and speaks with a straight voice. , but it is only used to host the show. To me, it sounds like a foreign language, but there is a blush on each of the two upper eyelids, as if she has put on makeup, making people guess and think that she may be lucky, but I It was her first accidental love luck. She is very understanding, even a bit of a mother-in-law. She is a standard Cancer. 147 White-collar work is very regular, and it is easy to master their rhythm. Therefore, Wang Yun and I have hardly encountered any obstacles, and we can communicate freely and safely. After dating a few times, Wang Yun asserted that if this continues, it will easily develop into an old relationship. It can be seen that she is also very satisfied and energetic. She drinks boldly at night parties, but rarely gets drunk. We have also deceived many friends. One night, we came out of the bar and went separately. It was a nice car, but she saw a magazine editor who was driving her home half-drunk and arguing with her, insisting on going to her house to go to the bathroom, but she firmly refused, so she had to run to a corner not far away for convenience, and then I went to pester her, but got a slap in the face, and finally had no choice but to leave in despair. , found that she held the same point of view as I did, thinking that she was very attractive to men, and then suddenly concluded that her feeling was nothing more than vanity. 148 Wang Yun told me that she used to host an urban men's and women's program, and found a small rule, that is, when women capture men, they usually perform super-level. On the contrary, men can only rely on their strengths, and rarely Some women don't go to high places, and men are basically dreamers in the general sense. The so-called decent women are nothing more than women with poor self-confidence, so they choose a more secure way to establish a relationship between men and women. In fact, women are better than men. What's more, she can't stand rejection. If she rejects a woman, she will incur unfathomable hatred, and so on. In fact, as long as she talks about men and women, she can tell one set of aunt truths after another, and, for Each of my principles can be proved by an example. I often fall asleep listening to Wang Yun's aunt's reasoning, although the reasoning is repetitive and nothing new, the strange thing is that her understanding of men makes me feel grateful to her, this feeling is not limited to me alone, I simply It is to thank her from the standpoint of a man. In her eyes, all men are children who cannot grow up and need care and encouragement. They make hard work in the world because of their curiosity and dreams about women. No matter what women think they are pursuing, in fact, they only have men's wallets and promises in their eyes. According to Wang Yun, the loyalty between the sexes is based on curiosity, dreams, wallets and promises. It is conceivable what this kind of loyalty is. 149 In other aspects, women are remarkable, but when it comes to the relationship between men and women, they all feel outrageously accurate. If anyone believes that he can hide his secrets from women, he must lose his mind.One night, after Yuan Xiaochen finished working overtime, she came to our party. It was the first time she saw Wang Yun. At that time, Wang Yun and I tried to behave as naturally as possible. Unfortunately, on the way home in the middle of the night, Yuan Xiaochen said to me with a smile: "I think Wang Yun is interesting to you." Even though she was right, I had to hit her right away: "Stop talking nonsense! How is that possible?" "I can see it all." "I'm not a fool, why can't I see it?" "You are an idiot, I can sell you if I go out for a walk-you are so stupid, let me tell you, you can comfort a middle-aged woman like this, she is younger than her It won't work for a month." "She is only five years older than you, what do you say about a middle-aged woman?" "Yo, next time I pretend to be drunk and call her grandma, do you think she agrees? Calling her a middle-aged woman is being polite to her, she wants to flirt and still collapses, what are you pretending! My eyes keep looking at your face, An unnatural look, it is estimated that the sex life is not guaranteed." I really want to reply: "Her sex life is as secure as yours, and it's all dependent on me." But I just swallowed this unfavorable sentence. I said that I am middle-aged and going downhill It went very smoothly, and things like lying are completely self-taught. Unfortunately, in this regard, my real level is very low. I have to admit that I am very stupid, and Yuan Xiaochen saw through it Well, the cause was actually a secret sign between me and Wang Yun. 150 When Yuan Xiaochen and I were about to fall asleep on the bed, there was a "beep" sound from the mobile phone. Yuan Xiaochen picked it up in the dark without hesitation, took a look, and then asked me: "What does MM mean?" "It's garbled." I replied warily. "You're just garbled characters." She said, "You call someone back and ask who the garbled characters are? I've seen them before, several times." "Tomorrow." We then went to bed.