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Chapter 17 Headman-2

"Officials" and others 刘震云 12524Words 2018-03-20
Four In 1966, Shencun once again changed its dynasty.The superiors defeated Liu Shaoqi, and the villagers ordered Lao Sun to be defeated.It is not difficult to defeat Lao Sun, even the secretary of the commune has been defeated, let alone an Lao Sun.A descendant of the Jin family named Xinxi succeeded Lao Sun as party secretary.Lao Sun is very strange. The party secretary was overthrown, but he looked like a party secretary.When I was a party secretary in the past, I didn’t look like I was sitting, I didn’t stand like I was standing, my head was nodding and my butt was sticking out, and I didn’t look like a leader; now that I’m not a leader, I’ve learned how to be a leader, walking around on the street, stepping forward. With splayed steps, with his shirt open, he spoke bravely, saying:

"We don't want to be the branch secretary of this dick!" Of course, it still can't change the problem of grasping each other with both hands. Xinxi is in his thirties.Went to middle school.It is said that when he was young, he had the habit of petty theft.When I was five years old, I followed my uncle to brush sorghum leaves in the sorghum field of the shopkeeper of the Song family. I was forced to kneel in front of the earth temple in the west of the village until the stars came out, and I was fined five buckets of sorghum.After liberation, I went to school, and on the way to and from school, I couldn’t stop stealing some melons and dates with a group of children. I was interrogated by my grandson.But when he became an adult, he behaved better, did not steal anything, did good deeds, went to the field in the middle of the night to cut sorghum, and carried it to the team to threat the wheat field.The next day everyone went to chop again, and seeing that the sorghum had gathered on the field, they knew that Xinxi had done it.Xinxi became an active student of learning and applying it, and stood in front of the earth temple in the west of the village to give lectures on how to use it.

Everyone said: "Xinxi is crazy, he's doing good deeds." Only Xinxi's mother said that Xinxi was not good, that she was too lazy at home, and that she didn't spill the urinal once in three days.Everyone said damn it: "I'm so tired from chopping sorghum, I even talk about urinals!" Later, when Xin Xi talked about the use of the commune, he was favored by the new secretary, Lao Zhou, who happened to hate the appearance of Shencun's old grandson, withered and frivolous, with hair and eyebrows connected, how could he look like a branch secretary?As soon as it was announced on the small speakers in each family's security, Lao Sun was defeated, and the branch secretary was selected as Xinxi.

Xin Aiai wears a student blue suit, with a big hat and pen in the cloth pocket of his jacket.After he took office, he cleared up Lao Sun's crimes (he took home an extra earth urn during the land reform, stole two liters of sesame seeds when he was in cooperative form, ate a bean noodle pancake when he was eating everyone, and he was confused during the four cleanups etc.), fought him twice, removed Uncle Nu's security guard and Xiaolu's village worker, and replaced them with a group of people who also often cut sorghum at midnight.Then he organized the whole village to do good deeds, cutting sorghum in the middle of the night.When I was ten years old, I was also called by Xinxi to cut sorghum.As soon as I cut to the west of the three stars, I was so sleepy that I said:

"Brother Xinxi, it's too late." He leaned over to look at my face, and said, "I'm so sleepy, try pulling out one eyelash, and I'm sure I won't be sleepy anymore." Then whoever said it was because of him would let him pull out his eyelashes, and then everyone stopped because of him.The sorghum was piled on the field one by one, and everyone was very excited.This year the sorghum harvest was bumper, everyone said: "Thanks to Xinxi, Shencun has never been so prosperous!" Laosun, Uncle Nu, Xiaolu, and the remaining descendants of the shopkeeper of the Song family became members of the five categories at this time.Also called to cut sorghum.The only difference is that other people can go back to sleep in the threshing field after cutting the sorghum, while Lao Sun and a thousand people still have to stay and continue to repair bridges and roads.Xinxi said to them: "You are members of the five categories. You did all kinds of evil in the past. Now do something good to build bridges and roads!"

The only thing Xinxi should not do is to make Uncle Nu and the descendants of the shopkeeper of the Song family into a team.The bridge was not repaired, but there was a conflict.Uncle Nu went up with a shovel and hit Sun Fuyin, the third generation of the Song family, on the head, causing blood to ooze out of a big hole.A small trumpet sounded in the village, causing Xinxi to settle the case.Xinxi looked at Uncle Nu and Fuyin, and said: "The dog bites the dog, and they all go to the earth temple in the west of the village to take the plane!" Uncle Nu got on the plane with his butt upside down, still a little unconvinced, staring at Fu Yin and said, "According to my past temper, I will dig a hole and bury you!"

Xinxi said: "Hey, you are amazing, I will let you take the plane to the west of Samsung!" When a star comes out, Uncle Nu's plane will be crowded.Arms are always upturned over the head, it's no joke after a long time.Uncle Ning said: "Xinxi, take the plane away, we used to play pee together!" Xinxi said: "It's not enough to play with cement, you are amazing!" From then on, Uncle Nu dared not be more aggressive.He was so reckless in the past, and he was a bandit and a member of the People's Liberation Army. He was afraid of nothing but Xinxi's plane.Since then, we have been building roads honestly.

At this time, cases of brother fights, mother-in-law and daughter-in-law quarrels, orphans, broken shoes, and thieves continued to occur in the village.Xinxi also has a way.He doesn't dye hair and seal wells, but holds struggle meetings and takes planes.Whoever is a lone old broken-shoe thief will pass the news through a small loudspeaker, and let him (her) go to the earth temple in the west of the village to take a plane.This is more effective than dyeing the head and sealing the well, and the social order will improve immediately.Everyone said Xinxi again: "Thanks to Xinxi, Shencun has never been so smooth!"

The secretary of the commune Zhou often organizes people to visit.Xinxi demolished the earthen temple in the west of the village and built three new tile-roofed houses.Hold a meeting or let people fly, just in front of the tile house.Sometimes Xinxi didn't go back at night, but lived in a tile-roofed house. Xinxi branch secretary has been in office for two years, and there have been some changes.Since the village practiced chopping sorghum and taking planes, the village was orderly and stable, and there were not many things to do. Xinxi began to gain weight and her legs began to thicken.Due to his limited mobility, he no longer cuts sorghum to do good deeds. Instead of letting others cut sorghum, he yells through a small horn in the three tile-roofed houses.At the same time, I entrusted a man named Enqing (an accomplice who used to cut sorghum to do good deeds) to choose him as a deputy branch secretary and let him lead the group to cut sorghum, and then he went back to sleep in the tile house.The next day the urinal didn't even splash, which made the tile-roofed house quite angry.Everyone didn't say anything, and Enqing was a little dissatisfied as time passed.Once Enqing said, "Xinxi, this is the office, don't make it too loud!"

Xinxi was furious: "If you are not elected as the deputy branch secretary, you will not say that the branch is angry!" But since Siqing said it, Xinxi often throws the toilet.Sometimes when others went to cut sorghum, he would stop shouting his horn and follow, but he would just stand on the ground and watch instead of doing anything.Or wander around and go to the back garden of any house to eat some melons, pears and peaches.But at this time, he didn't eat secretly like when he was a child, and told others after eating: "Second and third, I ate some of your melons and fruits today."

The second child and the third child said: "Eat it, eat some melons and fruits, can't you eat it?" In the future, the second and third child will find Xinxi to do things again, and Xinxi will do it happily, not to mention anything else.Instead, everyone said Xinxi Renyi: "Xinxi Renyi, not a white-eyed wolf, just eat some melons and fruits!" Everyone welcomes him to eat in the future.If you don't go to someone's back garden, this family is not happy about Xinxi, thinking that there is something inappropriate.People who don't have melon and fruit trees should quickly plant melon and fruit trees.Even the five types of members of the descendants of the Song family, Uncle Sun Nuo Xiaolu, would take the initiative to give some to Xinxi whenever it was time to pick melons, fruits, pears and peaches. This person has developed a problem since he was a child, he likes to eat some melons and fruits!" Make everyone happy. Secretary Zhou of the commune continued to come down to inspect the work.As soon as Secretary Zhou came, Xinxi cleaned the three tile-roofed houses so as not to get angry, and then sat there with Secretary Zhou, reported to him on work, and then ate chicken together.Secretary Zhou is very courageous in his work. When he is a cadre, he doesn't have the airs of a cadre. He jumps off his bicycle and talks to everyone he sees. He just likes to eat chicken. In the end, Xinxi also likes to eat chicks.At this time, the village clerk in the village was replaced by Xinxi, a nephew of the same family named Sankang.As soon as Secretary Zhou came, San Baang went to the tile-roofed house to pick up the chicks.The three baskets are very good at trimming chickens. The little cock is wiped to death with a knife, passed through the boiling water, and stroked to the end, the chicken becomes bare; then chopped, put some aniseed, pepper, salt, hot pepper, two hours After coming down, Xinxi finished her work report, and the chicken was stewed. "Eat, let's eat." Xinxi gave way. Secretary Zhou was also cheerful and said: "Eat!" But he stopped chopsticks and said: "But Xinxi, you have to pay for this chicken!" Xinxi is also straightforward: "Hand it up! Eat!" After eating, Xinxi took the money to find the owner of the little rooster: "Second and third, this is the money for the little rooster!" The second child and the third child looked unhappy: "Xinxi, can't you eat a little rooster? I won't be able to find you in the future?" Xinxi had no choice but to put away the money: "Okay, we'll talk about it later, eat!" Gradually, it became easy to eat chickens. When Secretary Zhou was not here, Xinxi ate them herself, and called the village worker Sanbasket to pick up the chickens.Xinxi had no choice but to call Xiaolu who repaired the bridge because he didn't understand at a time.But Xiaolu only knows how to make pancakes, but he doesn't know how to clean chicken, so the pot is full of chicken feathers.Before the chicken was cooked, Xinxi kicked him and kicked him out.Three baskets came back in the evening, and one was stewed again.Sometimes Xinxi also calls Enqing to eat chicken.But Enqing never ate mutton or chicken since he was a child, and just watched from the sidelines, always reminding him: "Hurry up, one chicken can't finish it!" This made Xinxi very unhappy: "You don't want to eat it, the chicken fat in the bone is delicious when it is sucked out!" I will never ask Enqing to eat chicken again. Once my uncle, my grandson, came back from repairing a bridge and passed by a big tile-roofed house. Xinxi told them to stop.Uncle Nu, my grandson, stopped quickly.Xinxi said: "There is still half a chicken in the house, go and eat it!" The two were overjoyed, went in to eat, and even drank the soup.Old Sun wiped his mouth and said to Uncle Nu: "We have been cock cadres for so many years, and we haven't eaten a single chicken!" Unexpectedly, Xinxi who was standing in the yard heard this, and said loudly: "You didn't eat chicken with your dick, Shencun would let you starve so many people to death!" This made the old grandson and my uncle Niao stand up quickly and stopped talking. When the bridge was being built the next day, my uncle complained to my grandson: "What are you talking about with a dick! I can't eat chicken with you anymore!" Xinxi has been eating chicken for two years, and has gradually given up the habit of eating melons, fruits, pears and peaches, and only eats chicken.Who has a few little roosters, he has a clear account in his mind.Gradually, the little roosters on the street were stunned when they saw Xinxi.When Xinxi saw the stunned little cock, she got angry: "Look at your dick brain, you are still in a daze, I can't see you!" Later, the other family's little roosters were eaten, leaving Siqing's family's roosters uneaten.Xinxi hadn't eaten chicken for three days, as if she was addicted to cigarettes, so she asked San Baang to look for chicken everywhere.After searching the three baskets, he came back and said: "Without the little rooster, only the Siqing family is left!" Xinxi lay on the bed and said, "It doesn't matter whether he is celebrating or not, go grab it and eat it, and give him money if he eats it!" Just catch three baskets, and eat when you catch them.This made Enqing very dissatisfied: "Dick Xinxi is so boring, I ate all the chicken! When you did good deeds to chop sorghum, you didn't chop more than anyone else!" From then on, I no longer go to Dawafang, nor pay attention to Xinxi.Later, because of a work matter, Xinxi slapped Enqing again.Enqing was furious, pointed at Xinxi and said: "Okay, Xinxi, just wait, there are you without me in this village, there are me without you!" Then sort out the materials at home and report to the county.As soon as the county saw that the deputy party secretary of Shencun told the party secretary, he hurriedly sent a working group to the countryside to investigate.But as soon as the investigation team arrived at the commune, Secretary Zhou stopped him and said: "Comrade Xinxi has a simpler style of work, but he has done all the work. There is just a little problem. Like me, he likes to eat chickens! But which one of you doesn't eat chickens? As far as I am here, investigate a dick or something! " "Yes, yes, Secretary Zhou." The investigation team nodded and returned to the county. Then Secretary Zhou called Xinxi to the commune to criticize: "Be careful when eating chicken in the future! If you eat chicken again, you will be removed!" Xinxi nodded again and again, grateful to Secretary Zhou.Back in the village, they shouted and cursed along the street: "Eat a dick, sue the county! We can't take over this village, we won't do it! If we don't accept anything else, just accept that we have no ability!" Since then, I have been lying in the big tile-roofed house, not eating chicken, not eating and drinking trumpets, and not pouring the urinal, which made the whole room angry.The village lost its leader, and chaos began.Lao Sun, Uncle Nu, Xiao Lu, and the descendants of the Song family all smiled happily, and instead of building bridges, they went to plant their private plots one after another.Another lonely old man and a thief appeared in the village.Seeing that the denunciation of complaints has messed up the village, Enqing felt bored and stayed at home.Everyone also complained about Enqing: "When you see someone eating a chicken, tell them that it's not a thing! It's a good thing now, if the leaders are not united, the village will suffer, and even the five types of elements will become rampant!" Everyone went to the coquettish big tile house one after another to comfort Xinxi.Seeing that Xinxi had saved face, she got up and presided over the work.As soon as they cut sorghum and took a plane, the atmosphere in the village immediately improved again.Uncle Sun Nuo started to repair the bridge obediently again. Fives Xinxi Party Secretary served eleven years.Originally, he could still be the branch secretary, but he made a mess of himself and asked others to withdraw the branch secretary.This year the commune changed its secretary, Secretary Zhou was transferred, and Secretary Cui was transferred.The commune notified the meeting.Xinxi went to a meeting and saw that Secretary Zhou had been replaced by Secretary Cui. She didn't know where she couldn't get over it, so she said to everyone: "Secretary Zhou is doing well, transfer him away!" Others ignore him.He went to a small restaurant and drank a couple of drinks, a little drunk.It just so happened that Secretary Cui made a speech and criticized some villages for not doing a solid job.Among the villages criticized is Shen Village.In the past, Shencun was praised by Secretary Zhou, but now Secretary Cui criticizes him. Xinxi, relying on some guts, stood up and said to Secretary Cui: "Secretary Cui, I'm a pickle. I don't have much ability. Where else can I get my job?" As soon as Secretary Cui took office, he saw someone talking back and was very annoyed. Seeing Xinxi drunk, he patted the table: "Don't pickle vegetables here! You look so drunk, you can't be the party secretary!" After the meeting, Secretary Cui said: "Go and check that pickled vegetable!" So the commune organized an investigation team to go down to Shencun to investigate Xinxi's problems.As soon as the secretary of the commune spoke, the investigation team became very serious and conducted door-to-door investigations.At this time, Enqing got excited and rushed the investigation team to expose Xinxi's problems. How do you eat chickens, how do you pee in the branch office, how do you like to pluck people's eyelashes, how do you like to slap people's ears, people from the investigation team said: "Alas, alas, such a person is actually a branch secretary!" Seeing that Xinxi's situation was gone, the villagers also remembered that Xinxi should not be a party secretary, and remembered some hatred for Xinxi. The second and third children also whispered some problems to the investigation team. Randomly picking melons, fruits, pears and peaches from other people's gardens, and some elderly people even exposed Xinxi for petty theft when she was a child.The investigation team collected the materials and sent them to Secretary Cui.Secretary Cui patted the materials and said: "Look, look, he's just a rogue! Lao Zhou has no eyes, let such a person be the party secretary! It's good not to expel him from the party!" So it was announced through a small speaker that Xinxi's party secretary was withdrawn.Enqing took the lead in exposing Xinxi and made great contributions, so he was promoted from deputy party secretary to full party secretary.Xinxi was ousted from the stage, and she regretted it very much. She regretted saying one more word in the commune meeting and pushing Secretary Cui.But now, it is useless to regret it, so I had to listen to the loudspeaker and say something hard: "Our party secretary has been in vain for a few years. I'm sorry everyone, it's reasonable to withdraw!" Just in the evening, I ran into another grandson who had stepped down as a branch secretary.Lao Sun met him face to face: "Have you eaten Xinxi?" At this time, Xinxi lost her airs and went up to hold Lao Sun's hand: "Uncle Sun, I understand the worldly affairs! It's just that I wronged you when I was the branch secretary. I asked you to repair the bridge, so be patient! " Old Sun acted like someone who had come here, scratched his hands and said, "Young man, what else can you care about?" Enqing has since become the party secretary.After Enqing became party secretary, he changed Xinxi's faults when he was party secretary. He didn't shout at people through small loudspeakers, he didn't eat chicken, he didn't pee, he didn't eat melons, fruits, pears, and peaches. Take off your shirt.Everyone shook their shirts with him.Working shirtless has become a social fashion in Shencun for a while.This year, sorghum piles piled up on the field. After everyone was tired, they were very happy and said: "After all, Enqing is better than Xinxi. Even though he is a branch secretary, he still leads everyone to work, and he doesn't even eat a chicken!" There was a case of robbery in the village, and Enqing also held a struggle meeting and took a plane.As soon as the meeting came, he went door-to-door to notify, and managed the village safely.Everyone was happy and said: "After all, Enqing is better than Xinxi!" Enqing branch secretary has been working for two years, and his body has also begun to gain weight, and his legs have begun to thicken, but his spirit is still the same as before. Gown, the meeting is still being announced by the door, but everyone said at this time: "I've been a branch secretary for two years, but I still don't look like a branch secretary, and I throw my coat at every turn!" "When the branch secretary doesn't look like a branch secretary, he will call the door to notify you when there are meetings!" At this time, Enqing had a conflict with his wife and moved out of the house to live in three tile-roofed houses in the village. Living in the three tile-roofed houses, Enqing gradually looked like a branch secretary.Sleeping alone at night, no one is fighting, and getting up early the next day is easy to oversleep.In order not to delay his work, he had no choice but to use Xinxi's method to call someone through a small loudspeaker to ask others to cut sorghum first.After others hacked for a while, he got up and rubbed his eyes.It was very cold early in the morning, so I didn't take off my coat. I want to eat some fishy meat, some melons, fruits, pears and peaches after I have eaten ordinary meals for a long time.I woke up early the next day and didn't want to spill the urine.But Enqing tried his best to restrain himself, trying to pour the urinal once every two days, and the tile-roofed house was not too aggressive.When I was hungry, I ran to the fields to pick some wild reds to eat, and caught some grasshoppers and burned them to eat. I really couldn't shoot a wild rabbit with a gun to eat. It happened that Secretary Cui often came down to investigate work, and he also liked to eat rabbit meat.So as soon as Secretary Cui came, Enqing sent the village worker Bacheng (a brother from the same family) to hunt wild rabbits and stew them when he came back.After the work report, the rabbit was stewed, and the two of them ate the rabbit together.Sometimes the wild rabbits couldn't be fetched, so I had to borrow rabbits from the second and third family.But domestic rabbits are not as good as wild rabbits.Over time, Enqing felt pain from eating rabbits, and he lost all strength if he didn't eat rabbits for a day. Regardless of whether Secretary Cui came or not, he had to ask Bacheng to cook a little male rabbit for two days, eat the shelf one day and drink the soup the other day.Going door-to-door to catch rabbits, everyone felt that the new joy was coming, and they had opinions on Enqing, saying: "How come Siqing has become a new joy!" But thinking about it, it’s still better than Xinxi: “Enqing eat it, it’s just the same rabbit, and eat it in two days, unlike Xinxi, melon, pear, peach and rooster!” Gradually, the rabbit became stunned when he saw Enqing, but Siqing was very kind when he saw the stunned rabbit, and didn't scold the rabbit. After eating rabbits, Enqing's mouth tends to become fishy.In order to get rid of the fishy smell, Enqing took two sips of wine.I became addicted to drinking and drinking, and my teeth would tighten if I didn't drink for a day.The canteen opened by the Jin family is full of bills owed by the branch secretary.At the end of the year to collect the bills, Enqing asked him to carry away a carriage wheel that was left in the tile house.From now on, everyone will come to Enqing to do business, whether it's brothers fighting, mother-in-law and daughter-in-law quarreling, planning a homestead, or getting a marriage certificate, they all take the initiative to invite Enqing to the house for "meaning" and then talk about things.However, Enqing's drinking has this advantage. After eating rabbits, he must be thirsty for wine, but he doesn't have to eat rabbits when drinking.How can you be so particular about eating at someone's home?Pickled cabbage lumps can also be drunk.Gradually it became a rule that everyone had to buy Enqing a drink before deciding on the case.If anyone doesn't invite them, everyone will say that they are stingy. This made Enqing's wife look for Enqing all over the street every day, afraid that he would drink too much: "I don't know which turtle's nest this turtle grandson is lying in!" "The food is delicious, the wine is delicious, let's live with him!" It made the host very embarrassed, and Enqing, who was sitting on the wine stand, was also very embarrassed.Originally, Siqing had some conflicts with his wife and didn't go home to sleep. At this time, he said bitterly, "Why don't you die!" The wife cried: "How do you want me to die?" Enqing said: "There are electric wires on the top, organic wells on the bottom, and pesticides in the middle. Whatever you choose, I won't pull it!" The wife went back to her mother's house crying "woo woo". When his wife returned to her natal home, Enqing even more boldly drank.After drinking and drinking, everyone killed Enqing instead. Enqing became an alcoholic patient. Like the old grandson, he couldn't sleep at night and wandered around the village in the middle of the night. Alcohol can move.At this time, a girl named Meilan, a descendant of the shopkeeper of the Song family, had graduated from middle school (her face grew a bit, but her nose and eyes were okay). Enqing sent her to the brigade to open the amplifier, and called people to cut sorghum every morning.Meilan went to the brigade to play the trumpet early in the morning, and Enqing often didn't even get out of bed, and the room was full of anger.Gradually, it was rumored that Siqing had cheated on the daughter of the descendant of the shopkeeper of the Song family.But everyone felt that it was not their own daughter who was doing it anyway, so no one would take care of it and let him do it. On the contrary, Uncle Nu (he was fifty-six years old this year) was angry once, and the five-watch chicken called a dung fork to the big tile-roofed house in the west of the village, and kicked open the door (the door was not even inserted), blocking the couple in the bed. Men and women, it is said that "guji" and "guji" crow like a little rooster.Enqing is the daughter of the five types of elements, and the troublemaker is also the five types of elements. Enqing originally wanted to hold their struggle meeting, but after thinking about it, he threw a cigarette to Uncle Nu from the bed: "Become Lao Shen, let's go back!" The next day, I took a pen and wrote a note, approving two large carts of blue bricks to Uncle Nu, and asked him to go to the brick kilns of the brigade to pull them.I was sixteen years old at the time, and I once drove the cattle with Uncle Nu and his son Bai Yan to pull this brick.At that time, Uncle Nu was beaming and said to me: "It's not because I was greedy for these two loads of bricks. According to my temper when I was young, I dug a hole and buried these two dogs and men!" At this time, everyone in the village began to oppose Enqing, and they all sighed and said: "It turns out that Enqing is not as good as Xinxi, who drinks and eats rabbits, and even messes with other girls! Doesn't Xinxi just eat melons, fruits, pears and peaches? We object, but Xinxi!" But Xinxi didn't think so. When she saw Enqing, she said, "Brother, your branch secretary is better than me!" At this time, Enqing was still full of skeletons, and said: "You can't be strong. This dick branch secretary is not easy to do!" In the end, someone reported to the county that Enqing had a lot of problems.The county sent an investigation team to the commune.Secretary Cui of the commune is not like Secretary Zhou, who does not hide people, saying: "This turtle is so comfortable all day long? Check him out!" But the investigation team went to the village to investigate, asking door-to-door, the second and the third, and no one said that Enqing was not good. I knew that the leader was cutting sorghum, but I didn't find Enqing's problem after checking.Enqing was still wronged, saying that he was not the party secretary, but Secretary Cui came to comfort him again: "You can't fucking check it? Check it and you haven't withdrawn your party secretary, why are you trying to force it? Withdraw you!" Enqing didn't say anything, and hurriedly asked the village clerk to take a gun to shoot the rabbit. At that time, I was already a handsome young man in the village. I once asked the second and third children in the farm with a cigarette in my mouth: "Second Uncle and Third Uncle, you're so snarky behind your back, why do you become soft-headed when you see the investigation team?" The second child and the third child stared at me: "Your ancestors, whoever sues Enqing is the enemy of our Shen village! Take Siqing down and replace him with another dog, maybe it is not as good as Enqing. Enqing Well, just drink and eat rabbits, mess with the landlord's daughter, and change another one, maybe it's time to eat us and fuck our daughter!" From then on, when everyone saw Enqing, they looked kindly.When Enqing was walking on the street, everyone said: "Enqing, eat here!" "Enqing, I'm on the sidelines first!" En Qing kept yawning with bloodshot eyes: "Eat, eat." Then he rode on a broken bicycle and didn't tell anyone where he was going.Sometimes they even take Meilan on board, go to the market, eat sesame seed cakes, and drink hot and spicy soup.Everyone doesn't care. Party Secretary Enqing served until 1982, then stepped down and died of liver cirrhosis.This is something. six The current head of Shen Village is Jia Xiang.At this time, the village has grown to more than 400 people.Jia Xiang is the same age as me, and he had a bumpy head when he was a child.I remember that when mowing grass on the Dahuangpo, he would show others their clothes when they were fighting;Unexpectedly, after becoming an adult, he will be promising and become the village head. I also know Jia Xiang's parents very well.I call his father Uncle Liu, and his mother I call Da Jin Liu.Uncle Liu loves to fart, and a long fart can be pulled from the east of the village to the west of the village; sister-in-law Liu said that she dare not cover Jia Xiang's head when she sleeps at night, for fear of choking to death. Liu Hao's eyes are half-light and half-dark, and he doesn't know east, west, north, south, but he is familiar with history. He often beats the soil with a sickle, and sits in the sweet potato field and tells us "Wu Yunzhao conquers the west".It's just that the hands and feet are a little rough.According to Jia Xiang, once the family ate around the pot, and as they ate, Uncle Liu ate a mouse.When Jia Xiang was 20 years old, his uncle Liu and concubine passed away one after another, leaving Jia Xiang with a dilapidated thatched cottage and a litter of old hens that "cuckoo".There were also several neem trees in the yard, which were knocked down by Jia Yang and used to make coffins for his parents.Then Jia Yang began to learn carpentry from others.Learned to make small benches, square tables, beds, and window lattices.After working as a carpenter for five years, he joined a peasant construction team with his back on his back, and went with his family to build a house in Tanggu, Tianjin thousands of miles away.When I came back from the Spring Festival, I was full of air. Not to mention the new clothes and hats, I also had a gourd-shaped radio pinned to my waist, which rang wherever I went.After two years in the construction team, Jia Xiang became more promising. The gourd-like radio disappeared. He himself signed a contract with Party A and began to return to Shencun to recruit troops to form a new construction team.Subdivided into big workers, small workers, knife workers, bricklayers, masons, carpenters, very fine.Jia Xiang said: "He is Party A, we are Party B!" People in the village said one after another: "Jia Xiang has become Party B, Jia Xiang has become Party B!" Impressed by him. When Jia Xiang became Party B, he became like Party B.Walking on the street, I used to love to wear my hands, but now I don't have sleeves, and I wear it behind my back; my head is no longer pimple.Everyone in the village ordered bowls when they saw him: "Jia Xiang, eat here!" "Jia Xiang, I'm on the wrong side!" Jia Xiang put his hands behind his back and said, "Eat, eat!" At this time, Jia Xiang took a bath, and others showed him his clothes.It is said that after Jiaxiang’s Party B drove to Tanggu, he first dug a salt pond for Party A, and then built a shed.But Jia Xiang didn't stay in Tanggu often at this time, and entrusted an uncle of the same family to be the second party's deputy to lead the work. He often came back by train alone to farm.But at this time, he doesn't need to plant his land, someone in the village has already planted it for him; no one will say who planted it, a bit like Xinxi Enqing used to chop sorghum to do good deeds.Jia Xiang didn't pursue it too much.Two years after Party B left, Jia Xiang no longer wanted the thatched house left by his parents. He built seven large tile-roofed houses next to the branch office in the west of the village. Instead of girders, Jia Xiang used a few steel bar strips on the tiled houses.On the day of raising the beam, everyone went to see it.Jia Xiang also bought a walk-behind tractor for thousands of dollars, and drove it with his wife and children as relatives. Someone in the village stopped by for a ride, and Jia Xiang also gave him a ride, saying: "Where do you get off, say hello in advance, so you can stop!" Everyone in the village said: "I can't see that this child Jia Xiang has a future, and he is more magnificent than the Song family shopkeeper back then!" At this time, there were no five types of elements in the village.The old grandson, Uncle Nu, and the brothers of the shopkeeper of the Song family all died.Those who did not die were vindicated.It is said that before the old grandson died, his mind was not so clear, and he sang the song of begging for food before he died; when he was dying, Uncle Ning threw down a sentence viciously: "According to my temper when I was young, I dug a hole and buried him!" He startled the person who served him in front of the bed.But who exactly this "he" refers to, no one has guessed. The descendants of the Sun, Shen, and Song families, such as Fuyin, Sankang, Bacheng, and Baiyan, buried the old people and joined Jiaxiang's peasant construction team to dig salt ponds in Tanggu.Meilan, a daughter of the shopkeeper of the Song family, used to play the trumpet in the branch office, but now the horn is broken, and Enqing suffers from cirrhosis of the liver. Cook.Xinxi, the former branch secretary, was in her forties, not too old, and joined Jia Xiang's construction team to Tanggu.Since he is a party member, Jia Xiang arranged for him a supervisor to run around the construction site with a ruler to measure the earthwork.However, it is said that Tanggu still loves to eat small roosters. Once he was asked to buy vegetables, he skimped on the vegetables and bought himself a roast chicken. When he was tearing up and eating, he was discovered and almost pushed into the salt pond by three baskets. .At this time, Enqing had already suffered from cirrhosis of the liver and was still serving as his party secretary in the village. At this time, the village and the commune had to carry out institutional reforms.Everyone was not used to it at first, and felt that they couldn't change their mouths over and over again. It sounded a bit like pre-liberation, but they got used to it over time, saying: "It's still appropriate to call it a village or a township!" Then the village has to re-elect the leader.At this time, Enqing had reached the late stage of liver cirrhosis, with a yellow face, and often wore a big coat, sitting in front of the branch office to bask in the sun, drinking with a wine bottle by himself.The people in the village are too thin, and the land is divided, so no one invites Enqing to eat rabbits and drink.Enqing didn't have the strength to fight wild rabbits, so he had to drink instead of eating rabbits.The loudspeaker was broken, and Meilan didn't turn on the loudspeaker, and didn't come to the branch, so Enqing moved back home and only came here to bask in the sun.But when Jia Xiang came back from Tanggu, when he saw the yellow-faced branch secretary, he invited him to his home and asked the cook Meilan to stew a rabbit to eat with him.When the rabbit steamed up, Meilan blushed, while Eunqing just lowered his head to drink and eat the rabbit.In the reform of the village organization, Enqing was originally supposed to be the village head, but Jia Xiang felt that it was a bit inappropriate for a hepatitis patient to take his official seal and stamp his contract with Party B once a year, so he said to Enqing at the wine table: "Uncle Qing, you are not too young (you are forty-eight years old), and you are sick again. Don't worry so much. If it doesn't work, I will replace you. You go to Zhengzhou to see a doctor! Say it!" Unexpectedly, the yellow-faced Enqing threw the rabbit's leg to the ground all at once: "Dick!" gone.This made Jia Xiang very embarrassed.Originally, this matter was just a matter of discussion and discussion, and Jia Xiang was not upset if the discussion failed, and he was still his second party.Unexpectedly, the village came up with a new idea, saying that there would be a difference in the selection of the village head this time, and one of the two would be selected.The people in the village were annoyed when they heard this: Which turtle grandson thought of this crooked idea, choose one of the two, don't worry about it yourself, and push it to everyone! From the ancestors to the present, I have never heard of choosing one of the two!When Jia Xiang heard this method, he liked it, and said to people everywhere: "Let's make a difference, let's make a difference!" So he stood up and sent a message to Enqing.The contest election itself is not complicated. Everyone’s children and grandchildren are workers of Jia Xiang’s Party B. Not to mention En Qing’s illness, he also drank wine, ate rabbits, and fucked other girls. It's close.The township saw that Jia Xiang was doing well. He once donated 2,000 yuan to build a primary school, and Enqing was in the late stage of liver cirrhosis, so he also agreed with Jia Xiang. Jia Xiang has since become the village head.There is no need to look for Enqing to seal the seal.Before Jia Xiang became the village chief, he seemed to spend a lot of time in the village; after Jia Xiang became the village chief, he seemed to spend a lot of time in Tanggu.In the village everyone still calls him Party B; in Tanggu everyone calls him the village head.The village chief Enqing was sent down, his little face turned yellow, and he had nothing to do all day long, and even squatted at the door of his house to bask in the sun all day.Originally, the sun at the entrance of the branch was better, but he said that he would not go there anymore.Everyone saw him basking in the sun at the door of the house, covering his liver with his hands, and felt sorry for him and said: "Enqing has done good things for the village before!" He also felt a little annoyed that Jia Xiang was selected, and said: "This time we got him up with our hands!" "His mother doesn't work in Tanggu either. He built seven big tile-roofed houses upside down. Now that he's the village chief, he doesn't stay in the village. Let him occupy everything that suits him!" Of course, these words are behind the scenes, and they still call Party B after seeing Jia Xiang. At this time, the head of the village was replaced by Wu Xiangchang.Mayor Wu loves to ride Jialing.As soon as there was a "chug" sound in the street, it was the mayor of Wu Township.As soon as the mayor Wu came to the village, he went to Jia Xiang.Mayor Wu did a good job, and when he came to the village, he said: "We can develop commodity production!" As I said, I drank beer with pork belly with Jia Xiang.Township head Wu could drink four bottles and would blush after drinking; Jia Xiang could drink three bottles and would pat his head after drinking.The two blushed and touched their heads for a while, then smiled "hehe", and the village chief Wu rode back on Jialing. Last year, when the elder’s house in Wu Township was built, Jia Xiang went to help him and got him some steel beams; Jia Xiang’s wife was sick, so Jia Xiang went to Tanggu without home. Everyone said: "Go to Mayor Wu, go to Mayor Wu!" Everyone took Jia Xiang's wife to the head of Wu Township, and he immediately approved a note for Jia Xiang's wife to be admitted to the hospital.people say: "Major Wu is a benevolent man, he can stand up to Jia Xiang!" At this time, Siqing's cirrhosis had reached the point of complete hardening, as hard as a rock, and she could no longer bask in the sun on the street.When Jia Yang came back from Tanggu once, regardless of the old enmity of the time difference, he personally drove Siqing to the village to see a doctor in a small handcart, and Enqing was so moved that he lay down in the carriage, clutching his liver and crying: "Jia Xiang, knowing this, I gave it to you a long time ago, what the hell is missing!" Jia Xiangli said: "It's better to be poor." When he arrived in the village, Jia Xiang went to the head of the village, Wu, and approved a note for Enqing to shine on X.After being exposed to X light, Enqing lasted for a few more days and finally died.It is said that when he was dying, he still held an empty wine bottle in his hand and shouted: "Xinxi, Xinxi." But Xinxi was working as a supervisor in Tanggu at this time, and he didn't know what he wanted to say to Xinxi.After his death, the whole village, old and young, went to send burnt paper.The former mistress Meilan also went, but she didn't cry, and everyone was a little dissatisfied.Jia Xiang also went to send Enqing to the funeral, offering a boiled rabbit in front of the grave. Then something happened that shouldn't have happened.Three months after Enqing's death, Jia Xiang came back from Tanggu again, and suddenly proposed in the village that he wanted to divorce his wife and marry Meilan.Meilan and Enqing had seen the loudspeaker before, but now everyone says that Jia Xiang is unrighteous, and it is unrighteous to make such a scene just three months after Enqing's death; Just miss others, not benevolent.Some people also said that Jia Xiang was sorry for his wife.But Jia Xiang still wanted to leave.Everyone advised him not to stop.这时村里的村务员新换成了小路,小路已经一把胡子,声音变得沙哑,一次也在猪圈捂着铜锣说;“祥弟,不能离,不说弟妹贤惠,只是这美兰,以前可是恩庆用过的!” 贾祥大怒:“放你妈的狗屁!你住的房子你爹没用过?你不也照样住!” 弄得五十多岁的小路很尴尬,捂着铜锣跳出猪圈,三天不敢到贾祥跟前,嘴里老念叨: “离就离,谁不让你离了?” 贾祥离婚是真想离,就是贾祥他老婆不想离。掰扯几个月,贾祥说: “给你两万块,跟小孩过去吧!” 老婆想了想,哭了一回,离了。 离婚那天,大家都出来看。贾祥开着小手扶,拖斗里坐着老婆孩子,去乡里扯离婚证。扯完离婚证,小孩看着卖糖葫芦的老头伸手要糖葫芦,要不到就哭。贾祥停了机,就给小孩去买。老婆在车斗里还哄孩子:“小二小三别哭了,你爹去给你买糖葫芦了!” 拖拉机开回村,七间瓦房老婆和孩子住了三间,另四间贾祥与美兰住。不过美兰结婚以后,表现比较好,仍和以前一样,一点不娇气,仍做饭,仍喂猪,该炖兔子仍炖兔子。出来进去,与贾祥又说又笑。大家看了,气愤过后,倒也满意,说: “这样也不错,美兰也有了着落。只苦了贾祥他老婆!” 也有人说:“他老婆也不是东西,以前借她个芭斗都借不出!” 村里有三间大砖瓦房,以前是大队支部办公室,现在改成了村办公室。贾祥从塘沽回来处理公务,也在村办公室。不过这时办公室干净许多,没了骚气,换了啤酒气。贾祥当了头人以后,不让人砍高粱,不坐飞机,统治村子就用一架录音机。 到乡里开会,带个红灯牌录音机,把吴乡长往里边一录,带回来让小路打铜锣,将村里男女集合在一起,开录音机一放,不用他再传达。他躲到一边喝啤酒。三瓶喝过,录音机放完,他摸着头:“听清楚了?” 大家说:“听清楚了!” 会马上结束。大家满意;吴乡长听说申村放他的录音,也满意。 这时村里照常出些案子。出些盗贼、破鞋、孤老一干杂事。贾祥一概不管,也不设案桌问案。村务员小路有些不满意,说:“贾祥,该问案儿!” 贾祥却说:“出一两个孤老破鞋,不影响四化!” 拔腿就去了塘沽。 他一出发,村里更乱,申村成了破鞋、孤老、盗贼们的天地。一次,光天化日之下,一对男女在麦秸堆里睡觉,被人抓住。大家摇头叹息,对贸祥不满意,说他只会当个乙方,不会当村长,把个好端端的村子给弄乱了套。消息传到乡里,乡里吴乡长也不满意。一次贾祥从塘沽口来,吴乡长把他叫到乡里批评: “贾祥,你这样弄可是不行,村里都乱了。你以为一搞商品经济,就不要党的领导了?赶紧给我想法子治治!” 贾祥摸着头听批评,听完也很恼火,说: “治治就治治,回去就治!治治这些龟孙!我让这些龟孙自由,这些龟孙却不会自由,回去就治!” 但贾祥回到村里,却不会治。娘的,孤老破鞋盗贼,你怎么治?又不能天天看住他(她)们。这时村务员小路又在猪圈捂着铜锣劝他,建议重新实行祖上的染头与封并制度。小路说: “贾祥,用吧,一用就灵,重典治乱世!” 贾祥这次没骂他,说:“好好好,咱染头,咱封井,渴死这些鬼男女!” 果然,一染头,一封井,村里马上大治。贾祥封井还不封一般的井,封机井;除了不让喝水,还不让浇地。小路日日夜夜守在机井旁边,拿铁锹叉腰看着。村里三月不出孤老和破鞋,大家都松了一口气。纷纷说;“就得这样治!” 八月里,老天下雨,一连下了三天。地里庄稼没淹,村里房屋没漏,大家放心。 可这天天不下了,“咕咚”一声,村西头村办公室三间大瓦房塌了。大家吃了一惊,纷纷去看。一片浓烟中,已分不清屋梁门窗,成了一堆废墟。废墟中露出几根出头的椽子,黑黑的。消息传到乡里,吴乡长也吃了一惊,骑嘉陵来看过一次。Say: “村里不能没个办公室,叫贾祥回来!” 贾祥从塘沽口来,吴乡长叫他到乡上,说:“村里不能没个办公室,赶紧让群众集资再弄一个!” 因为在申村更村西的一块地方,群众已经自动集资盖了三间土庙,里边用坯,外面包砖,出头的椽子还用油漆漆了漆,比祖上时代的旧庙还好。贾祥说: “好,再弄一个,集资集资!” 可他从乡里回来,没有让大家集资,自己掏了几万块钱,在废墟上盖起一幢两层小楼,既是村里的办公室,又是他和美兰的新住处。举村皆大欢喜。各人没掏钱,又办成了事。大家都说贾祥村长当得仁义。以后贾祥办公务,偶尔给人断案,染头与封井,都在这幢小楼里。他到乡上开会,录回吴乡长,也让小路打铜锣叫人,集合众人来小楼听录音机。 一九八八年一月四日,出了一件事。贾祥到乡里开过会,大家集合又来听录音机。这一天来的人特别多,楼底下盛不下,贾祥便叫美兰开了楼梯门,一村子人上楼去听录音机。谁知楼板看着是水泥的,挺结实,里边却是空心的。空心的水泥楼板,承受不了一个村庄的压力,大家正听到酣处,突然塌板,全村人坠楼。当场摔死三人,伤四十八人。美兰正在楼下火上炖兔子,也被塌下的楼板和众人砸死。村长贾祥正扶着录音机摸着头喝啤酒,也摔到楼底。小手扶将死者伤者拉到乡里,吴乡长批条子让大家住院,不过贾祥没有住,他只伤了一条胳膊,托着伤胳膊去了塘沽。 今年春节,我回申村,塌楼事件已过去两个月,死的已经全埋了,伤的也已痊愈,塌下的楼板也已修好。贾祥也从塘沽回来,胳膊已能四下活动,虽然落下托胳膊走路的习惯,仍不误当村长。只是头上又出了疙瘩,走在街上红红绿绿的猪狗队伍中,后边跟着小路。一天我碰到他,谈起塌楼事件,我说: “这事多不凑巧。” 小路在旁边说:“上去那么多人,就是人大会堂也给踩踏了!” 贾祥叹息:“美兰死了。” 我说:“你命大得很。” 贾祥摸着头上的疙瘩没有说话,倒是小路在后边说: “吴乡长说了,贾祥不能死,贾祥一死,村子就乱,下一届还让他当村长。” 贾祥瞪了小路一眼,又对我说: “老弟,这一群鸡巴人,不是好弄的!” 说着,就从我身边走了过去。 1988,10,北京·十里堡
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