Chapter 15 15

After Li Qiong left that day, I was very depressed. I remembered the first time I saw her. At that time, she was so beautiful. Zhang Xiaobei used all the tricks to chase her. At that time, Li Qiong had a childhood sweetheart boyfriend who was a lawyer. Ever since Zhang Xiaobei met Li Qiong on the plane, all he could think about was how to poach corners, and I acted as his dog-headed military adviser without hesitation. , sometimes I feel that I am really suitable to be a love expert, and I have used all the dirty tricks. Li Qiong is an only child, her parents are intellectuals, and her family education is very good. Since the first time I visited Li Qiong's house, Zhang Xiaobei has become a regular visitor to Li Qiong's house. I taught him how to please Li Qiong's parents. Qiong’s father likes to eat pippi shrimp. In winter, I entrust a high school classmate who is a sailor to bring it back from Qinhuangdao, 300 kilometers away from Beijing. It’s alive. Li Qiong’s mother likes to watch model operas and Peking opera. Zhang Xiaobei Taking advantage of his advantage in selling pirated CDs, he delivered them in schoolbags to Li Qiong’s home. It is no exaggeration to say that Li Qiong’s CDs at that time were almost enough to open a video store. Zhang Xiaobei, when I saw Li Qiong's posture, I had to encourage Zhang Xiaobei to use a unique move. At that time, Zhang Xiaobei was at the end of his rope and was very superstitious about my strategy. I waved my hand like a commander-in-chief, "Here. Ya create public opinion, overwhelming!"

So Zhang Xiaobei and I spread rumors among Li Qiong's family, friends, classmates, and colleagues that Li Qiong's heart had already been attacked by Zhang Xiaobei, and we even publicized the early breakfast at Li Qiong's door. Zhang Xiaobei wrote one letter a day. Send love letters to Li Qiong’s dormitory, stuff a box of Pipi shrimp into Li Qiong’s house every week, and buy cabbage for Li Qiong’s house in the winter. Obviously, Li Qiong’s mother has already opened the door on the eighth floor, Zhang Xiaobei Leng station building He shouted loudly, "Auntie, Auntie, open the door and wait inside, I'll carry the cabbage up for you right away!" As long as someone walks out of the door of Li Qiong's house, no matter who you know or not, Zhang Xiaobei always talks to people, Li Qiong has a second uncle who buys newspapers, Zhang Xiaobei buys newspapers from the old man three times a day, does not leave immediately after buying, sets porcelain with others, scares the old man's newsstand One place a day is like a guerrilla war, just to avoid Zhang Xiaobei, and finally settled down at the gate of the Haidian sub-bureau, and will not change again.

After two months, basically in the eyes of outsiders, Zhang Xiaobei was already the half-son-in-law of the Li family, including Li Qiong's parents, who also expressed their affirmation to Zhang Xiaobei, and Li Qiong was the only one left. That lawyer boyfriend is in love, and in order to break up the couple, I have to do it myself. I disguised myself as Li Qiong, a distant cousin who went to university in Beijing, and went to the lawyer's workplace to harm that boy.He was a very handsome young man. To be honest, Zhang Xiaobei looked like a migrant worker compared to others. In order to get him off the horse, I disguised myself as a distant relative of Li Qiong’s family and asked him to borrow money. I borrowed money from him the first time. Three hundred, and then I successively borrowed fifty for one time, and one hundred for one time, and he expressed doubts about my identity when I went back for the fourth time.

"Are you Li Qiong's relative?" He asked me very politely. "Sister." I answered bluntly, and then met the kid's angry gaze, and quickly added: "It's pretty." "Li Qiong doesn't have a cousin who went to college, I asked her last time." He muttered to that. "I am the niece of her mother's second brother's daughter-in-law. She told me to get some money from you first, and I will pay you back in a few days!" When the boy was hesitating whether to give or not, a person rushed out from the upstairs of their office and called my name from a long distance, "Chu Xiao, what are you doing!" I looked up and was startled. A buddy from the advertising department of our newspaper came out with a file bag in his hand. I was like a thunderbolt. This guy is a famous big mouth in our unit. If he wants to let him know that I cheated with him, I have to find a piece of tofu and kill him. up.

"Hey, what a coincidence! I'm chatting with a friend." I really wish I could do something to make that kid temporarily lose his memory. I remembered that guy was in a divorce lawsuit with his family's little red apricot, with a full face They are all dishes, and when you look at them from a distance, they look like Marx, with a thoughtful look on their faces.It's a small world and men are so fucking wimpy, that's what I thought at the time. At that time, Li Qiong's lawyer boyfriend looked at me like a stranger from space, which made me very embarrassed. "I'm Li Qiongyi's friend. I was entrusted to inspect you. Let's go. We have time to have dinner together!"

The next day, I received a call from Zhang Xiaobei, saying that it was almost certain that Li Qiong had lost his love.In a fit of rage, the kid called Li Qiong to say they were breaking up. Li Qiong drank a bottle of Erguotou himself that night and was sent directly to the hospital. Trembling, she was also staying in the ward at that time, the doctors and nurses rescued her so hard, Li Qiong's mother hated the lawyer so much that she had a toothache, but she just held her own and didn't cause trouble for the doctor. When I heard it at the time, I felt that Zhang Xiaobei had given enough effort to this family name.

In this way, Zhang Xiaobei insisted on tinkering with Li Qiong. In order to express his gratitude to me, he officially entered Li's house as Li Qiong's boyfriend. On the day Zhang Xiaobei set up a table in Donglaishun, we ate for 10 During the dinner, my crimes were shaken off the floor. From jumping up against him to create public opinion for Li Qiong to finally personally destroying Li Qiong's innocent image, he also seriously raised questions about the economy, saying that I was three years old. A total of 450 yuan was defrauded from Li Qiong's ex-boyfriend, and I didn't pay any cents. In the end, I had to take out part of the fraudulent money to pay the bill that day.