Chapter 12 12
I came out of the sub-bureau, feeling extremely depressed. Jia Liu had to eat "official meals" for a few more days. I lowered my head and wondered who I should call to settle the matter. I searched all the familiar and unfamiliar phone numbers, then narrowed down the scope to ten people, and finally locked on Gu Graduation.
I don't know what Gu graduated's real name is, but you can guess his occupation from his name, yes, he is a fake diploma.I made a fake ID card from him, and it was the same as the real one. I was on a business trip to Hebei because my wallet was stolen that time. It took two days for the replacement ID card to come out, so I simply passed it through a colleague. I found Mr. Gu Graduation, and I came to pick it up immediately. I got it in three hours. Although I paid an extra 100 yuan for the expedited fee according to the rules, I feel very comfortable. The key is Mr. Gu's service attitude. Very good again.
In fact, I have always thought that in today’s era when performance art is rampant, we can label anything that violates moral standards as an art, such as prostitution, prostitution, hooliganism, police beating, and the West Railway Station project. …Of course there is an art to fake diplomas.
In my opinion, everything depends on how you say it. Different words have different natures.For example, if you play hooligans well, you can also be called a love saint. If you monopolize well, you can be a majestic China Telecom. If you can get money well, you can be a listed company. If such shameless behavior happens to celebrities, it will become a scandal. If a person is an idiot to the extreme, he can be called a little swallow or a jade dragon, etc., etc. It mainly depends on your subjective point of view. How to deal with these artistic acts.But generally speaking, living in the ocean of art, one cannot bear it without a little courage.
Mr. Gu treats people more sincerely. After that time, I made a fake ID card for Zhang Xiaobei. Carrying Li Qiong's fake ID card to the bank to deposit private money, I knew when I saw Zhang Xiaobei that rich people live the same way as ordinary people. Difficult to figure out, pretty boring, to be honest.I hope that if Gao Yuan and I get married in the future, we won't be like the vulgar rich people like them!
I called Gu Graduation and explained what I meant. He thought for a while and said, don’t worry, Chu Xiao, you’re thinking of me by calling me today. I’ll call my second uncle at the sub-bureau. Get your buddy out.
Early the next morning, I received a call from Gu Graduation, saying that I hung up on the phone with my second uncle and master about it last night. , He asked his secretary to call the people below. He will have a meal with the person in charge at noon today, and he will be released in the afternoon.
As soon as I heard it, I quickly said thank you, and said that you can hand me a thousand dollars for my second uncle, and the people's servants worry about our people all day long, so I just slightly expressed that it was fine.
Gu Graduation said, normally you don’t need to hand over any money, they are all from your own family, but my second uncle’s secretary has also been busy for a long time, so let’s buy them two packs of tea for some money, besides, don’t forget, Chu Xiao Well, the person in charge likes to smoke Zhonghua at noon today.
Putting down the phone, I felt a sense of relief. At least I got Jia Liu out. If you spend some money, you can spend some money. It's all about getting another half-year grooming card for my mother's Shih Tzu dog.
At noon, Tan Yutou hot pot, I set a table for the people's servants to sit down, Gu graduated and said that I was a writer, wrote novels and TV series, and the policeman who looked like a militia captain was a little flattered Meaning, at least I didn't dare to make any excessive demands.
The atmosphere during the banquet was very good. The secretary of Gu’s second uncle was also there. He had a bitter look on his face, he was keen on telling nasty jokes, and his smile was lewd enough, especially after drinking some wine, he blushed and laughed dryly with that , I feel like I have hemorrhoids.
In fact, when I was young, I admired the police very much. I don’t know when the feeling of worship disappeared, and I was very afraid of them.Back then, Zhang Xiaobei and I were walking along the West Fourth Ring Road, and we were stopped by a policeman, like a gangster, open the door!get off!Ben!Shout out to me! (Check for drunk driving) A series of passwords are like the instructors gave orders when I was in military training in college, and then I put the book in my coat pocket, "Drinking and driving, two hundred."
I was sitting in the car and discussing with him, I said, Comrade police, can you treat our people better?If the people give you this clothes, you are so rude to our people. If our people give you a gun, why don't you kill all of our people? !The policeman gave me a dark look, and I guess no one has ever been so presumptuous with him, and yelled at me: "What the hell are you talking about?"
I also drank wine that day, and muttered casually, "What are you talking about, it's only two hundred, and you look like two hundred."
When he heard this at the time, he couldn't help but jump up and slap me. Fortunately, Zhang Xiaobei was here, and the police didn't dare. At that time, Zhang Xiaobei ignored him and drove away. He didn’t know that he went back to find the fairy. Two days later, he called me and said that the police drove him to their home that day.
It's not easy being a policeman!
After lunch, Gu Graduation and I got into Team Liu’s car to pick up Jia Liu. I took out two Chinese cigarettes in the car and handed them to him, saying, “Team Liu, here are two cigarettes. Take them with you.” ."
He smiled and said, "No, no, from now on, Chu Xiao and we will be friends, don't be so polite in the future, just call if you need anything, by the way, do you have my number, this is me Business card, if my phone is turned off, you can call me, remember, leave your full name, I will call back when I see it is you."
I took the business card and thought to myself, what a grandson.
Jia Liu looked very haggard when he came out of the sub-bureau, and he said to me along the way: "Sister, I'm really sorry, I caused you trouble, your sixth brother, I just have a bad temper, I'm such a jerk, sister, don't be angry. "Walking bored me all the way.
On the way to pick up Jia Liu and go home, I also received a call from Li Qiong, who wanted to bring a few people to my house to play mahjong in the evening, and told me to come back. I said Gao Yuan was coming back, and I just cleaned up the house. Turning around, a bunch of ghosts and snakes were brought in to make it dirty, and I was annoyed by it.She was a little upset, and hung up the phone without saying anything. Zhang Xiaobei followed up on the phone and asked me what happened to Zhang Mengmeng. I said I was not free yet. Zhang Xiaobei was a little annoyed. Said Chu Xiao, don't play around with me, just tell me how much money you want, as long as you make Zhang Mengmeng's dream come true for me, I will give you as much as you want.
I suddenly felt very sad, we have been friends for so many years, what kind of person am I in their eyes?I don't know at all, though I don't want to care.
I said to Jia Liu: "Brother Liu, what do you think of me?"
"Sister, you are a good person, good people will be rewarded, and when you make a fortune in the future, don't forget your sixth brother and me."
I smiled and said, "You can be funny, Jia Liu, remember what Chu Xiao said to you today, I live a bright life today, maybe tomorrow I will beg for food, if I beg for food at your door, Sixth brother, please don't close the door tightly."
Jia Liu felt very sad when he heard what I said. After thinking for a while, he grabbed my arm and said, "Sister, don't worry, Brother Six will be your own brother from now on. If you need me to work for you, just say a word."
I think it's really not easy to hear such heartfelt words these days, let's not care if it's true or not.