Basically I go through my days like a pig, in fact I do have a pig-like disposition about me, I call it sadness.When I lived in Beijing, I used to divide this fascinating city into several circles according to the way we pigs, work circles, entertainment circles, friend circles, cultural circles... I like to stay in my entertainment circle, because I have a pig temperament, I hate work, my computer sometimes makes me have a desire, vomiting, I like the cultural circle, pull the banner of culture, I am a For pigs who are different and educated, the circle of friends is also a good pigsty. Just imagine, what would it be like if a group of pigs with common hobbies gathered in one pen?

Having said so much, I just want to prove that I really like being a pig. The way I distinguish myself from an ordinary pig is to keep changing the pigsty, from desert to snow mountain, from forest to grassland, from small valley to metropolis, from From Liudaokou to Toronto (Liudaokou is my home in Beijing), I am a pig who has traveled through thousands of rivers and mountains. I have a lot of pig friends, they are distributed in different levels of socialism, cultural celebrities, sex industry workers, opportunist leaders, capitalists, and bonded workers in foreign-funded enterprises, and even Jia Liu, who drives a black car at the entrance of my alley, recently met with My contacts are also getting closer. Every time I walk out of the alley, his broken Xia Li, which is about to be scrapped, stops in front of me clamoring. The feeling of a tractor, once I went to the International Club in Jialiu’s car, the doorman took me as a courier company to pick up the mail, and looked at me with weird eyes. In order to avoid similar encounters, I never Detour out the back door of my community, walk through two small alleys, and take a serious taxi.

I'm an entertainment reporter, I don't have much money, I can live in Beijing just enough, the monthly money is excluding taxi rides, internet access, eating, drinking, buying clothes, and exercising. She stuck my head and doubled my salary. Of course, she has never made such a mistake that excited me, so I don’t have any savings, but my pig friends think I’m rich, I think Their feeling comes from my noble temperament, pig temperament.However, I am rich now, and I have made a random history of the degeneration of a famous actress I have known for many years from being a mediocre actress to becoming a third-rate starlet and now being called a big star. Swan's Liaozhai was photographed by a great director who looks like a village party secretary, and it was made into a movie. In return for my courage to make up things, I got a check with several zeros, how many?This is a secret in our literary and art circles. If I say it out, I will be criticized by my peers, so I can't tell you how much money I have earned, anyway, I am not old or young.

Since I entered a new pigsty, I have added a lot of new troubles. Those are the troubles that my interviewees often nagged when I was a tabloid reporter. Kudos to me for finally waking up to what a disgraceful profession I had been. Basically my life has not changed much, the most is that I don’t have to worry about forgetting to bring my wallet when I go out now, as long as I tell people that I am so-and-so, I can basically solve the problem, of course, there are always some individuals who are more enlightened The masses of the people are skeptical about my status as a third-rate screenwriter. I said that I am a third-rate screenwriter because I am a relatively low-key and humble person. In fact, my popularity is not as low as you think. This column also invited me to be a guest for a while, just because I invited a lot of big names, I didn't get any chance to speak, but in fact, the photographer gave me some close-up shots, and the time was not short, every time it was enough It lasted for three seconds, and I am not ugly. I believe there must be many enthusiastic viewers who will remember my sincere smile.

I forgot to bring my wallet that day. I took a taxi from the back door. I was going to catch a rape with a friend. On the way, I found that my wallet was not in my schoolbag. I told the master, I said, don’t worry about it. When I arrive at the destination, my friend will pay the bill for me. The master became anxious when he heard it. He looked at me coldly and yelled at me righteously: "Don't do this, I haven't encountered this before." However, last time a Taiwanese lady rushed to Huairou Resort to pick up the guests. She also said that there must be someone to pay the bill. As a result, when I arrived at the place, the people disappeared. I came back with an empty car after more than 80 kilometers. What is this called? What's the matter, you said that the first lady still cares about the 150 yuan, what's the fuss about driving a taxi with me, I drive thirteen hours a day, and I can't even earn a penny..." He Chattering, as if I was the one who picked up the guests in Huairou last time, in order to show that I was not the kind of person he thought, I said, "Master, let's turn around and go home. I will go home to get my wallet, and then I will take your car away." " At that time, the car had already reached Jimen Bridge, but he turned around and came back. I guessed that he must have been scared by those sex industry workers.

At the entrance of the alley, I saw Jia Liu. He was discussing how to get money from foreign students with other colleagues who drove black cars. of foreign students. I saw Jia Liu and waved to him: "Brother Liu, come on, I don't have a wallet with me, I'm in a hurry." Jia Liu then ran to me, took off the small satchel on his waist, and asked me if one thousand is enough ?I said it was almost the same, took the money he handed me through the window, and asked the driver to drive the car away without even saying thank you.In fact, I don't have to borrow money from Jia Liu, I just want to prove to the driver master that I am not the kind of person he thinks.

Sure enough, he looked at me with admiration and said that I looked like a cultural person or something. Immediately afterwards, he gave me a reactionary speech, cursing socialism, and the central idea was that the taxis made too little money. When I arrived at the destination, I saw my pig sister, Li Qiong, smoking a cigarette in the car, wearing sunglasses and a black sweater, her lips were red and purple, she looked like Laura in Tomb Raider, Laura She used to be a flight attendant, but since she hooked up with her current husband Zhang Xiaobei 5 years ago, she has degenerated from a pure model worker to a landlady. A peddler who specializes in pirated DVDs sitting in the first-class warehouse, she told me that Zhang Xiaobei must be a potential stock, so she bet all her capital on this potential stock. She probably has a natural investment talent. Sure enough, Zhang Xiaobei Only potential stocks have been soaring all the way. Up to now, he has accumulated tens of millions of net worth, and the business of pirated discs has long since stopped. Now he is the CEO of an Internet company. Man, once you have money as a backing, you can always find A bit of trouble to embellish an ordinary life, Zhang Xiaobei is not reconciled to being locked up by Li Qiong like this, all signs show that he has kept a little bee, and is currently preparing to cut the flesh and get rid of Li Qiong, my sister Li Qiong is naturally not useless The refueling lamp claimed that the current counter-revolutionaries must be caught, and then based on their family's criminal law and Zhang Xiaobei's attitude of pleading guilty, they considered whether to transfer this original stock.

As soon as Li Qiong saw me, he immediately started the car, and as soon as I got on it, I experienced the elegance of a racing car. "Grandson, today I saw that Zhang Xiaobei's dog-tailed flower attracted me some kind of virtuous little bee. If I didn't beat him up so much that he was looking for his teeth all over the place, my life would be in vain." "I said Li Qiong, let's make an agreement, we can't make trouble outside, everyone's face is ugly, anyway, Xiao Bei is now a respectable person." "P, face is given by others, face is earned by oneself, he doesn't want it himself, I will give it back to him?" Li Qiong slammed on the brakes, and my head hit the windshield with a bang, with a big bulge. Bao, I watched her look like a red guard raiding the house, frowning and enduring the pain, got out of the car with her, and went straight to room 1101. Reliable information shows that Zhang Xiaobei and his little bees are hiding here.