Chapter 22 Aunt's Postmodern Life 22

--------------- Aunt's Postmodern Life 22(1) --------------- The next morning, Ye Rutang rushed to Penglai Road according to the address on her business card, and she saw the small shop with the "Bridge of Paradise" cemetery office hanging. Lao Ge was waiting for her early, but Lao Pan didn't see her face.Calling his home, he replied in a husky voice that he was sick. He had a cold and sweated from walking around the cemetery yesterday, and he was lying down. Ye Rutang went in by himself, the decoration inside was exquisite and elegant, like a teahouse.Lao Ge nodded to greet the staff inside, as if they were very familiar.Then, he enthusiastically introduced the types and prices of the blessing seats in the cemetery, and especially introduced a planning map of the acupuncture point model of the Xinpan cemetery.At the same time, it also took the initiative to demonstrate the three-dimensional animation diagram designed by the computer, which is vivid and clear at a glance.Ask her, do you surf the Internet?She seriously replied: on.The staff member also demonstrated the webpage of the distribution cemetery company.

Ye Rutang asked, where exactly is this cemetery?Lao Ge replied with a smile, near Suzhou, there is heaven above and Suzhou and Hangzhou below, which is the highest destination.Our cemetery is famous both at home and abroad for its large scale, new concept, and good benefits. I have been here for several years, and I will never lose my investment here. Don't worry. Ye Rutang was still confused: "Is investing in cemeteries the same as futures?" Lao Ge slapped his thigh and praised: "Mr. Ye, you are really educated and economically savvy. You can understand it as soon as you talk about it. How can you pay for the cemetery here in Suzhou? There are more Chinese people and less and less land. It can be listed for sale and transferred in the cemetery."

Ye Rutang asked again: "It seems that TV and newspapers said that cemeteries cannot be speculated?" Lao Ge looked at her seriously, and said with a smile: "Yes, illegal speculation is not allowed, you use it yourself. Besides, the Chinese policy is flexible." Then, he said empathetically, "So, Teacher Pan and I It’s a friend, when you are also a friend, you must take a closer look at this before investing, don’t just look at us making money and making a lot of money, and some people lose everything.” Lao Ge handed it A document from Ye Rutang, when she saw it, it was a photocopy of a red-headed document, the State Council's "Funeral Management Measures".He was clearly very policy-minded. When they broke up, he repeatedly told her: "Let's see and decide. Ah, the opportunity is not to be missed. I am kind. I have nothing to say to Teacher Pan."

Ye Rutang took the copy and said to go back and think about it.Before she got home, her cell phone rang, and Lao Ge called, earnestly inviting her to visit the cemetery near Suzhou.Anyway, there is a dedicated shuttle bus, so you don’t know if you don’t look at it, and your heart beats when you look at it——he said humorously on the phone. After returning home, she told Lao Pan the ins and outs of today's inspection on the phone, and asked about Lao Ge's character. Lao Pan said that he was quite honest, not telling you the pros and cons clearly and letting you choose.Ye Rutang thinks about it too, he is very enthusiastic and did not lie, saying that investing in a cemetery is a double-edged sword like any investment.

In the next two days, Ye Rutang went swimming and shopping, and received many calls from Lao Ge, inviting her to visit the cemetery.Let's take a look, it doesn't cost much money, haven't you been to Suzhou for a few years?Ye Rutang's brain got hot and upset, so he said: I'll go. When she was packing her things at night, Kuan Kuan saw her aunt holding a traveling outfit and asked her where she was going?She casually replied to go to Suzhou, Kuan Kuan made a noise to play with her, Ye Rutang originally wanted to take him with her, but then changed her mind, this kid is a genius, it's better to keep the matter of her plan to invest a secret, in case Kuan Kuan Kuan knew that sister Ye Rulan was in trouble.She disagreed again, and said that it is not suitable for your child to go, and I am participating in a party organization life.

Waking up early the next day, Ye Rutang hurried on the road while drinking a bag of milk, and hurried there, standing in a pile with a group of old people, waiting for the shuttle bus to this Tiantangqiao Cemetery.The old people are of different ages, chattering like a group of children, traveling in high spirits, showing their longing for Suzhou.Ye Rutang couldn't remember the last time his unit organized a trip to Suzhou, it was already blurred and the photos were all yellowed.But she was too suffocated in that compound. After going out, she returned to nature, and the feeling of sweeping away the haze in her heart was something she would never forget.From afar, Lao Ge is also wearing a tourist cap, and he is arrogant.

At the same time, a woman who looked like a female tour guide came beside her, wearing a long-brimmed tourist hat and with purple eyebrows on her face.Perhaps Ye Rutang's temperament was more conspicuous among a group of old people, Zimei sized her up and asked, are you interested in our company's project?Ye Rutang nodded.Who introduced you?Ye Rutang pointed and announced Lao Ge's name.Oh, talk to him first, if you think his level is average, you can come to me!she said confidently. Then, the purple eyebrow who called himself Lao Huang shouted for everyone to get in the car. After getting on the bus, it turned out to be like the advertisement said, free lunch, each person was given a bag of food, which contained two sausages, two eggs, a piece of bread, and a packet of mustard.And a tourist hat."Bridge of Paradise" was printed on it, and the old lady sitting next to her wore a "Three Gorges Love Tour" herself. After taking the hat, she happily changed it on.Ye Rutang chatted with her. "Are you living a long life this year?" She accosted and asked. "73!" "Which type are you going to buy?" "You said you bought this or that, what exactly are you buying?" the old lady asked Ye Rutang back.

Ye Rutang was surprised: "You always don't know that we are going to the Suzhou Mausoleum?" "It's a trip to Suzhou!" the old lady said loudly. "We are going to the cemetery." Lao Ge reminded her. The old lady was surprised: "I don't know. When I was practicing in the morning, this old Huang said that I can go sightseeing for free, so I signed up." Purple eyebrows pretended not to hear.At this time, the car drove on the expressway for a while, then turned to a section of gravel dirt road, the driving began to bump, and the buttocks were empty, Ye Rutang didn't know the direction, he didn't know where he was, but regretted that he drank too much milk in the morning, the bumps made his stomach sink , There is always the feeling of peeing.Looking forward to arriving soon, holding back upset.As we walked further and further away from the road, the vegetation seemed to be less, showing signs of desolation.Someone asked, is this Suzhou?How is it different?Far away from Suzhou!Old Ge Liang replied, the Suzhou area is not necessarily Suzhou City. You can see the weather forecast broadcast by the Central Meteorological Observatory, saying that there will be thunderstorms in some areas, and the local areas will be huge!And the purple-browed man replied in a loud tone, everyone, look, look at the land on the right outside, this is also ours, it is the third phase of the project!

--------------- Aunt's Postmodern Life 22(2) --------------- When the car turned a corner, I saw a large flat land for the first time, and the green dots moistened the eyes.Turning again, through the gap in the forest, the cemetery suddenly came into view.Get out of the car and see that the flowers and trees are verdant and magnificent.Behind the rockery and bushes, there are also many stone carvings dotted in a patchwork manner. Although the craftsmanship is rough, it is always a lot of effort.Also, this cemetery does not look like a cemetery at first glance, it looks like a newly built park.Purple Eyebrow greeted everyone to follow, and introduced that what everyone saw was an art cemetery, and it was also one of the best in the country in terms of scale and efficiency.To give to relatives is to send relatives to heaven, and to leave to oneself is also to leave dreams; and the market investment prospect is bright, foreigners come here to invest, and Hong Kong millionaire Li Ka-shing also bought this cemetery... Immediately someone interrupted her Head, which one is it?Zimei paused, gave her a blank look, and said, this is privacy, we must keep it confidential for our customers!

Lao Ge introduced to Ye Rutang every step of the way, all kinds of cemetery styles, and said the slogan: Royal gardens, green mountains and green waters!Looking for a home for your soul...to fully meet your needs. There are tree planting burials, turf burials, and flower burials. There are underground palaces, duplexes, buildings, and courtyards. He pointed to a small courtyard. Enviously said: "If it's not unprecedented, it must be an unprecedented and out-of-print tomb!" Turning around, Lao Ge asked her to look there again-oh my god, the decoration is luxurious and tiled, how does it look like a public tomb? The toilet is about 3 stories high. It is said that it is the cemetery of a provincial and department-level cadre. This is a top-quality tomb, he said.

Every time he comes to a model of Fuzuo, he does not forget the price comparison between the present and the past, takes out photos, and speaks with facts to highlight the value-added potential.There are distinctions between top-quality and ordinary grades in cemeteries, and the prices range from several thousand yuan to 100,000 yuan.The first phase of the tower burial cemetery was only 4,000 yuan when it was first launched, but now it has risen to 6,500 yuan. If you want to buy it now, you don’t have it yet.I can only buy from customers in the first issue, and I made money in that issue!Therefore, today Lao Ge strongly recommends to Ye Rutang the second or third phase of art tombs and tree burial tombs, which are the tastes that you intellectuals like.Tree burial tombs are priced at 6,000 during the Ching Ming Festival, and will rise to 7,500 in July. Waiting for the Double Ninth Festival, each person will have to increase another 2,000. Ye Rutang was dumbfounded. Lao Ge also said, really, the current price is 50,000 yuan away from the maximum price approved by the Price Bureau, and there is still a lot of profit margin.He also quietly told Ye Rutang that the sales of the cemetery in the past two years have reached 30 million, and it will not be a problem to complete 40 million this year.There are too many people like me who buy a few acupoints. There is also a membership system here, and you can become a member if you buy more than two acupoints. Ye Rutang asked what is the membership price? Lao Ge solemnly said: "There is an official invoice for buying a cemetery, and the management invoice can be issued casually. Some people can be reimbursed. The cemetery certificate is stamped with a red official seal." "What kind of treatment is this? It's useless." "Oh, don't worry, the membership price, the most important thing is that you don't have to worry about it from now on. They are responsible for valet sacrifices and sweeps, valet handling of Buddhist ceremonies, valet delivery of flowers, valet rental of flowers, old tomb maintenance, decoration ,Train services!" "Everything has been valeted, why do you want relatives?" "Isn't there still no relatives? Besides, there are some widowed elderly, unfilial sons and daughters. In short, those who are not lonely after death will still serve for 30 years, according to the contract and humane service!" This sentence was terrible, the needle pierced the acupuncture point on Ye Rutang's heart, and there was a crackling sound. Seeing her meditating and not speaking, Lao Ge said again: "They also invited Mr. Feng Shui on behalf of the guests, which is very clever." "Mr. Feng Shui, please excuse me, I am a materialist." Ye Rutang said hastily.She asked again, "After buying, can I change hands?" Of course, although the funeral industry is an unpopular industry, it is a huge profit, and it is a post-sunrise industry.Land resources are limited, and human life is limited. Sooner or later, everyone has to ask for a cemetery, and it is safe to put it in the ground. If the first ones are all sold out, the later ones can only be bought from the first buyers. Buy first No matter how high the price is for customers, those who will buy later will also recognize it.Besides, I can also help you contact the buyer. Also, if you worry about not being able to sell it after two years of buying, the company will refund the original price. Lao Ge spoke dryly, took out the rest of the "User Guide" and poked one with his finger, and said: "Rename, look at this one. If a customer needs to change their name for objective reasons such as going abroad or moving, they can go to the sales headquarters to handle it." Change of name and transfer procedures." Ye Rutang nodded in understanding, "It's the same as buying a house." Old Ge let out a long breath, you understand. Over there, many people who came in the same car were tempted, and trotted along with Zi Meimei to the temporary sales office to choose various blessing seats.The old lady was also eager to move, raising her glasses to look at the huge second-phase construction drawing of the Tiantangqiao Cemetery hanging on the wall.Small flags are densely inserted on it, marking the codes of various cemeteries.The sand table demonstration is colorful, like a mountain that is about to wait for the bloody battle of the warriors.Zimei’s voice was trembling. She helped customers to choose, and sweetly called old mother, old father, and assured customers that the area of ​​each art cemetery was not less than 2 square meters, (tower burials were not counted) , The shared area shall not be less than 4 square meters. Ye Rutang also interjected: "That's not right, the single and double acupoints for burial of cremated ashes must not exceed one square meter?" Read it carefully. Zimei gave her a gouged look, then changed her friendly face and replied: "I'm emphasizing the cemetery of art, art understands, and policies for any new things are flexible, right?" The old lady wearing a "Three Gorges Love" tourist hat paid in advance and got a piece of code "53710". After reading it several times, she was worried and asked again. We bought the number on the construction drawing. How can you guarantee the area you promised?Zi Meimei patted her, and she shook a contract and said, don't worry, old mother, the number next to you was bought by a famous court actor, Longfeng Point, she has an unusual relationship with the chief executive.Then, he took out a familiar photo of a celebrity and shook it so that it was hard to see, but it had the rich meaning of association. // --------------- Aunt's Postmodern Life 22(3) --------------- Ye Rutang was basically persuaded by Lao Ge and learned that the price of the cemetery fluctuates frequently, almost once a month. She also has an urgent investment intention, and now she only hates that she has too little money in her pocket.That is to say, if she has ample money, she can immediately wish to get a dozen or so acupuncture points.Now, she is still euphemistically replying to Lao Ge, my daughter is in Los Angeles, I will call back and discuss with her before making a decision. Ever since Ye Rutang visited the cemetery and paid more attention to the cemetery, her long-silent phone kept chattering all day long.The daughter didn't call, it was Lao Ge and Lao Pan. //