Chapter 15 Aunt's Postmodern Life 15

--------------- Aunt's Postmodern Life 15(1) --------------- Several days of continuous storms in Shanghai kept them stuck at home.Kuan Kuan reads comic books and draws all day, and Ye Rutang's mood is also very boring.After returning from Mount Emei, she decided not to tell her sister anything, because that would desecrate her feelings, not to mention how could she explain clearly?How could this happen if she didn't even figure it out herself?Besides, you encountered a bunch of vulgar people, and the feathers were boring again and again. Not only did you not want to explain to your sister, even if you met that Mr. Pan again, it was too boring.

But Ye Rulan knows everything about everything, big and small, who is Director Ye, she can guess the other.Depressed, she first said to her sister on the phone that she is too kind to people, you are such a cheap bone, you can't teach it, and you can't wake up if you scold it!Then she cursed and swore that she would utter such a bad breath.He said angrily: "Well, I didn't expect the scheme to fall on me, so don't blame me for not having principles and a sense of justice." Ye Rutang said repeatedly that this matter is over, so don't mention it. Ye Rulan sneered and said: "Don't mention it? It's early! It's too early to cross the river and demolish the bridge. Isn't the film not aired in Beijing? Don't mess with me! Little girl, what's the prize? It's just that the members of the grassroots team can't be counted. It’s a bad award, it’s purely a commercial show that the company spends money on, and I can’t watch the movie, why is she crying?”

Ye Rutang doesn't understand these things in the entertainment industry, she just wants to return to tranquility as soon as possible.She didn't say that she didn't even bother to answer Lao Pan's phone call.In this life, when she faced disappointment and disappointment with others, she would always shrink back and hide in her own shell to heal her wounds.According to my sister, my girl from Peking University, your EQ is a bit low. A scholar who doesn't go out knows the world's affairs. When a scholar goes out to deal with people, he always suffers. "Even if you engage in charity full-time, you will be killed by the philanthropist!"

Ye Rutang said angrily: "You are the one who forced me to go out, and you are the one who lied to me to deal with people! I will never go out again." Ye Rulan said: "Don't be so miserable, okay? You've been imprisoned in that compound for too long, and you're a fool. If you don't go out to exercise, it's even more hopeless." As soon as the subject changed, she mentioned Pan Zhichang, and asked you and How is he doing? Ye Rutang was naturally not excited, and turned on the stereo to listen to Chopin in a distracted manner.He replied: "It's nothing, didn't you say that I have low EQ? I'm stupid now, I can't understand people, I can't explain clearly." Ye Rulan thought that in general, if you can't explain clearly about emotional matters, it means that there is still a relationship between the two of you. It makes a lot of sense.During those few days on Mount Emei, didn’t my sister’s speech and behavior sound very happy?In order to drag her out of Wang Yinda's emotional quagmire as soon as possible, she must be forced to go downstream on the boat of matchmaking. No matter what, this Mr. Pan is still the closest to Ye Rutang's aesthetic standards among many elderly men. One who is not easily let go.At least someone will accompany her to listen to operas, play sports, watch movies and chat.She understands her sister's personality, romance is in her heart, and she is very restrained on the surface.In love, passive defense is more than active attack. Generally speaking, men launch an offensive, and they will break through the city before the second battle.

In this way, Ye Rulan took the initiative to call Lao Pan.Before calling Lao Pan, she spent a little time thinking about setting the tone.This inquiry should be both enthusiastic and restrained, seemingly careless, so as not to make him feel that our sisters are rushing, so the words are tortuous.Unexpectedly, Lao Pan laughed loudly and said: "Director Ye, I was just looking for you!" When will this film be aired in Beijing?" Ye Rulan was very satisfied with these few words, it seems that he is caring for his sister, otherwise he would not worry about whether you will be sick or not.So, of course, that meaning permeated her conversation with Lao Pan.

In this way, Pan Zhichang's phone calls came one after another.The care and sympathy are also meticulous, reflecting the true qualities of Shanghai men.He invited her to go out, but Ye Rutang politely refused at first, saying that Kuan Kuan was at home and she couldn't leave.In fact, she went to the swimming pool in the district to go swimming every day, and the swimming pool was far away from his building.After declining it for a few days, one day, a letter came into the mailbox. She opened it and it was from Pan Zhichang.Pan Zhichang's calligraphy is really good, and his style of writing is also old-fashioned.

The content of the letter is neither salty nor bland.It always begins with "Ms. Ye Rutang". In the days to come, even though he lived in a city not far away, Pan Zhichang wrote sporadically. Every time a letter came, Ye Rutang would put it aside for a few days to reply, and then lazily replied or called back.Intentionally or unintentionally prolonging the time, it seems that the protracted time can also dampen Pan Zhichang's enthusiasm.But Pan Zhichang didn't look for her for a while, and Ye Rutang felt abnormal again. He felt that the last conversation he had was too hard and cold, and he might have hurt his self-esteem.So upset, hoping to wait for his phone appointment earlier.When Zhen came to call and heard his long-winded enthusiasm, she couldn't be happy again, and worried about the next meeting.Ye Rutang moved forward and back like this, unable to find a real sense of proportion.

Later she was invited to his house as a guest, which seemed to have a further meaning.This is how Shanghainese people fall in love. They began to take her on the road, theaters, cinemas, parks, tea houses, western restaurants, or strolling along the Huangpu River.When you have further desires, take your girlfriend home.Just go, Ye Rutang agreed.Nothing was revealed anyway.Pan Zhichang's home is an ordinary residence with three bedrooms and one living room, which looks like a certificate collection hall. In front of him, there are all kinds of red leather certificates in the bookcase on his wall.Ye Rutang raised her head and exclaimed, wow, there are so many, you are so much like a collector.But he was dissatisfied and said: "Collectors are all picked up, I worked hard for it myself!"

He seemed keen to talk about his past struggles.He usually speaks softly, but when he is most angry, he condemns the current education corruption.He said that when he was a teacher, he really made selfless dedication and lit his red heart candle to illuminate others.Speaking of which, he actually took out a bag of certificates from under the sofa to show her. "These are my steps! My history." He placed them one by one on the coffee table, like playing cards.Ye Rutang thought of his red certificates, which were work records that could not be told to the world and could not be explained clearly, and now they were hidden deep in the dusty cardboard boxes, allowing moths to come and go to appreciate them at will.Many years ago, I used to take it out alone in the room, place playing cards, admire them, and then be ridiculously intoxicated.How ridiculous he looks now.Ye Rutang picked up his baby certificate and said with a smile, "Which one comes with a bonus? Which one has the highest gold content?"

// --------------- Aunt's Postmodern Life 15(2) --------------- He immediately picked up the certificate. "This is incomparable!" He replied solemnly, with a trace of profanity on his face.It showed that Ye Rutang was a bit vulgar and mean.Ye Rutang immediately changed her tune, saying that I didn't mean to just recognize money, but I thought our generation was really simple.He was satisfied, and said again: "We are too simple and noble! Life is too short, how much time wasted." Then he sighed deeply. For a moment, Ye Rutang resonated with him. Kuan Kuan found out that besides swimming, her aunt's favorite hobby to keep up with fashion is aerobics.

It is at this stage that Mr. Pan Zhichang exercises with her every day. Just loving Peking Opera is not enough, Ye Rutang deliberately cultivates the common ground between him and her, so every Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday are the necessary activities for the two of them.When the time comes, at 9 o'clock in the morning, he must show up in the academy's gymnasium on time.Associate Professor Pan Zhichang obviously didn't like sports in his life, so he was no match for Ye Rutang in various sports on the sports field.Especially in aerobics, he looked even more stiff.However, he likes to watch, to watch her, Ye Rutang doesn't seem to be wearing a bra when exercising, the protruding part of her underwear vibrates freely inside the clothes, bouncing up and down is very real.Participating in physical exercise with her, more often, she is the one who trains Pan Zhichang, "Straighten your legs and straighten them!" Ye Rutang's commander-like voice echoed inside.Pan Zhichang was not right in everything and was inferior to her in everything, so he began to feel that it was not a shame for her to scold him like an animal. On the contrary, he was proud of having a healthy and energetic girlfriend.Among the elderly over 60 years old, she certainly stands out from the crowd.Pan Zhichang followed her teaching method and practiced with great concentration, his arms and legs became obedient, and he made progress soon.Once, he specially invited two husband and wife colleagues to participate in sports activities, and he wanted to show off his girlfriend a little bit in his heart.They first showed aerobics, then played badminton, singles competition, Ye Rutang beat the couple to the ground within a few rounds, her breasts trembled when she jumped up, and the racket was whirring, making it impossible to see the ball clearly From where it was sent to the opponent, one can definitely guess the result of the competition. Ye Rutang is the champion, the other two are the runner-up, and poor Pan Zhichang is the last.After the game, Pan Zhichang invited everyone to eat crabs at a seafood restaurant to celebrate his failure.Seeing his elation, he really supports the champion and is happy for the last place.While eating crabs, Ye Rutang praised him in front of his colleagues and his wife for his recent improvement in sports level, but he knew that no matter how hard he tried to improve, as long as Ye Rutang played, he would never be her opponent. Later, Pan Zhichang came to learn aerobics and was often late. Every day he danced for a while, and then sat drinking water to watch, or answering the phone. People next to him said why don’t you dance. It hurts.He also lifted the leg of his trousers to show Ye Rutang the Shangshi Pain Relief Paste. Pan Zhichang could only chat with her about the fancier competition, or about Beijing opera, but what Pan Zhichang was most concerned about was when the film about the finals would be broadcast.But as soon as this topic came up, she pouted. //