Chapter 6 Aunt's Postmodern Life 6

--------------- Aunt's Postmodern Life 6(1) --------------- After thinking about it, Ye Rutang put aside Zhang Luo's plan to inspect the house, and decided to go to a foreign trade company in Huangpu District to find a job first, which was the one strongly recommended by Wang Yinda. Before going out, Ye Rutang dressed herself neatly as usual, blow-dried her hair, and used styling hairspray to make it look stylish.At 8 o'clock in the morning, the wheels were still rolling on the ring road during the rush hour, and Ye Rutang was crowded on the bus, and the good mood in the early morning was blown to nothing.There were young people all around, jostling around vigorously, and her white leather shoes were trampled on by a girl wearing high boots.Compared with her leisurely and closed life in the compound, she really feels like heaven and earth. If it is a fast pace of running around every day, she really has to adapt to the office workers.

When she got out of the car, she saw a tall building rising from the ground. The light blue glass walls shone brightly in the sun. She saw all the handsome men and women pouring into the elevator. They were all confident and stylish. They were really an enviable age. .After finding the magnificent manager's office, Ye Rutang explained to the young and vigorous boss the reason for his visit. At first, he was confused, but when Wang Yinda's name was reported, he received a warm reception, he really had face, he really was a friend, and he gave up his seat and poured tea. , exchanged a few pleasantries, and repeatedly said that the company needs experienced and experienced talents.The boss asked Ye Rutang if he could handle accounts, and did he have an accountant certificate?No.Do you have a driver's license?She answered no!Finally he asked how about the computer?computer?I won't!Ye Rutang answered honestly. "Translating foreign languages ​​has been done with a pen for many years! I seem to be allergic to computers." She answered with a self-deprecating smile.

At this time, the boss's eyes drifted, and he asked incredulously: "Can't you use a computer?" After a series of three questions, it seemed that he was facing a depreciated guy.Then, he had a tepid showdown, saying that he was sorry for not being able to give Mr. Wang face. The company in this office building is openly recruiting people under the age of 35, and a computer is a minimum requirement.Ye Rutang hurriedly said that he could not be a secretary, but could do some chores, such as sending and receiving documents, turning on the water, copying and writing, etc. Young people must not be as serious and careful as us.The boss held back his temper, pointed at the employees outside with a Parker pen, and said, "We hire double-degree graduate students here, and they are all probationary positions in March." Ye Rutang saw the clean and pure faces in front of many computers, Looking around the boss's room, he felt embarrassed with mixed feelings, and quickly escaped.Completely defeated as the sun goes down, she wanders alone by the Huangpu River.Regardless of age, age is also an asset.No matter how you say, you can be regarded as a senior scholar, not only depreciated, but also become a waste. She can't climb up the first step of today's noble office building even if she tiptoes.

Jiang Feng gusts, in a relatively lonely and peaceful state of mind, she has a new perspective on the problem.She probably felt that no one else could be blamed for this matter, the main reason was all her fault.Even a kid as big as Kuankuan has been playing with computers for several generations since he was a child.Kuan Kuan came to his aunt's house these days and kept shouting depressed. Unexpectedly, his aunt didn't even have a computer, couldn't chat online, play games, and couldn't send Yimeier to classmates all over the world.During dinner, Kuankuan spoke eloquently. He was a child and the manager said exactly the same reasoning, that is, to save my aunt and those who are ignorant and outdated in front of the computer like my aunt.Originally, my aunt really wanted to say, wide, I’m afraid I just don’t like machinery all my life, because I tried to understand the manual in the office, and I also tried to type on the computer. Get up, if you don't like it, you don't like it.But in order to defend the dignity of an intellectual, she also had to pretend to understand and like it.Yes, newspapers and radio stations say that in the new era, driver's license, computer license, and English are the passports to the gate of the new century. How can one be considered a modern person with English alone and no computer skills?A computer is necessary because it represents the times, and having a computer in your home represents the times.To live and learn, one must keep pace with the times and move forward without stopping.

How many successful people have proved that only those who suffer a lot can achieve great success.The caged chicken is close to the rice soup pot, and the seagull has a wide world without food, isn't it?Since she was a child, she has never lost face before or behind others, and has never been left behind. As long as she works hard, one thing is certain, all her peers are not her opponents.After thinking about it, Ye Rutang pulled himself together and decided to go to the computer immediately. The next day, she rushed to the Computer City excitedly, and searched for the cheapest computer on several floors.If we were to shop around, she had already shopped around more than 30, but in the end she returned empty-handed.There was a young man who was selling his stuff, and chased her around for a few laps, calling auntie, auntie sweetly, and couldn't even shake her off.Ye Rutang realized that a good computer was too expensive after running dry and thirsty. She could not afford the cheapest one with the original configuration and the cheapest price of tens of thousands of yuan.Second-hand goods are cheap, suspiciously cheap, and you can’t trust them. You can’t ask for assembled goods. Computers are high-tech electrical appliances. Presentable and reliable.

"Anyway, I'll go to the computer class first and learn how to use the computer." Ye Rutang said to Kuan Kuan, and she also told Ye Rulan several times, completely ignoring her sister's reminder - you enroll in those ghost computer classes, you stink the street, It's just a pretense to cheat money. Next, Ye Rutang signed up for a computer class behind a small vegetable market on a nearby road, and went to class on time every day.She pasted an enlarged sample of the Wubi font on her writing desk at home, and recited it day and night. She found a book about computers and read it, muttering and reciting formulas like a primary school student practicing sentence making.She wants to be reborn in a short period of time and give others an unexpected surprise.Kuan Kuan was very surprised by the change of his aunt's attitude towards computers. Every night, Kuan Kuan obediently warmed up the leftovers to eat, for fear of delaying his aunt's precious time, after all, he was enjoying the cheap food.

Day after day, Kuan Kuan found that her aunt became agitated. She couldn't practice typing when she came back from class, so she could only simulate typing on the table.And she said that she made slow progress in class because she couldn't review her homework because she didn't have a computer at home!Knowing how to type and operate a computer has gradually become a very important thing, even a risky investment.The result of the adventure can only prove my sister's assertion that she really doesn't understand computers, and the computer class is indeed cheating money!The computer is really a bullying thing. After typing something hard, I don’t know what key position I encountered, and it disappeared without a sound. Sometimes there is a prompt on the screen. It is clearly in Chinese, but I don’t understand the meaning?I couldn't find what to do, and was so anxious that I was sweating all over.When enrolling students in the computer class, the little purple-haired teacher in his early 20s had a pleasant smile and kindness. After paying the tuition, he changed his face and chatted on the Internet all day long.Half of the students in the room, only Ye Rutang is an old lady, and Ye Rutang just goes to practice typing on other people's computers in class, and doesn't care about anything else.Ignore Ye Rutang's studiousness, ask her questions if she doesn't understand, ignore her answers, and tap on the keyboard, chatting more nasty and flirty words.When she got tired of chatting, she asked Ye Rutang's tablemate, a skinny boy, to beat her back for half an hour.She whispered that the most tiring part was the neck, and she asked him to rub the cervical spine hard, she said, hard, hard!After that, he moaned happily, which sounded very ambiguous and loud.After that, the purple hair fell into a deep sleep.Watching her pimples shine, a computer class is over.Ye Rutang was even more confused by the anger.

// --------------- Aunt's Postmodern Life 6(2) --------------- In the computer training class, it was clearly stated that teaching would be guaranteed, but although Ye Rutang obeyed the discipline and respected the teacher, and had a good attitude towards learning, even if she couldn't learn it, she became a repeater among that group of classmates.The five-stroke input method recited and recited, and she was confused when typing on the computer, but she still couldn't keep up. In terms of simple computer office processing, she was in a hurry, so she was asked to draw a table quickly, and the drawing was irregular for a long time.At noon, she didn't go home for dinner, and hurried to buy a box lunch. After eating, she didn't even bother to drool, and she kept practicing.The purple-haired little teacher not only didn't praise her for her indomitable spirit of insisting on sitting on the bench, but was very troublesome.Ye Rutang is very old and still wants to learn how to surf the Internet, how to download and search, and how to chat in the chat room.Finally impatient, she scolded Ye Rutang and said, "Oh, I told you, everyone has their own opinions. You occupy the computer all day long, so how can we continue teaching?" Then she sarcastically said, "Auntie, you are a college student. They are all elementary school students." Ye Rutang has self-knowledge and knows that she looks a little stupid, but for her own rights, she must reason with her: "That's because your teaching method is flawed. If you always read books and learn by yourself, why should we spend money to come to you? Come?" The purple hair lowered her face, walked to her computer desk, tapped the keyboard, and said, "My teaching is flawed? There are too many people who have graduated from me, and there are many peaches and plums in the world. None of them are repeated. I It seems that you have a defect here." She pointed to Ye Rutang's head.Ye Rutang was very angry, she pointed at the admissions notice, and blatantly fought back: "I am serious, and I learned the real skills when I study. I tell you, you don't want to dismiss me. I became a high-achieving student at Peking University because of my seriousness! Besides, you are not Baojiabao Will it?" The purple hair blinked, she was speechless, she didn't want to chatter with serious people, especially old women, and she couldn't chatter, if she went to sue, she would cause trouble for herself.But she reminded with a smirk: "Auntie, at your age, is it interesting to play childish temper? Forget it, even if you get a certificate, people don't want old women when they hire typists."

Ye Rutang continued to type on the computer, as if she didn't hear it. Two days later, the computer class took another exam. When Ye Rutang went to practice on time, the purple hair was kind to her when she saw her. She asked Ye Rutang to sit down, and handed her a box of ice cream, saying, Auntie, you came just in time.Ye Rutang hastily said that she doesn't eat sweets.The modest attitude of the purple hair made her tense mood relax a lot.So she passed the exam with ease.Otherwise, why did the teacher give her such great affirmation that she had never done before? The little purple-haired teacher opened the drawer and handed her a computer training completion certificate. She couldn't see what the red stamp was, so she stamped it on early, and said with a smile: "This is the country's certificate of completion. The certificate of recognition, auntie, you can keep it well, you will definitely have a chance when you go out to find something to do!" She also joked: "It's okay if you can't find something, you don't have money, and you can still trade stocks online at home... Goodbye, goodbye !" Although she was usually annoyed by the purple hair, Ye Rutang still bid farewell to the little teacher warmly and said a few words of thanks.

Ye Rutang was very happy when he returned home with a computer certificate, and asked Kuan Kuan to read it over and over again.Although she was not sure about going to the office building, she was still satisfied with herself, which was a remarkable victory for her after retirement. There is another thing that makes Ye Rutang happy--my younger sister Ye Rulan sent 10,000 yuan, and the sender's explanation wrote: Support you to buy a computer!This is Kuan Kuan's credit. He always calls his mother to mention the computer dream that his aunt has been dreaming about day and night, but she has no money in hand. Let our family help her to realize this dream.If my parents have no money, I will take out my New Year's money.

The aunt put her arms around Kuan Kuan and patted him on the shoulder emotionally, saying, "What a good boy, how can I let you take the money, just have your words, it shows that relatives miss me." The next day, she still deposited the money in the bank first.Said to wait and see, wait until the price of the computer drops. My aunt's reasons are very eloquent. She is not willing to "change the pen" for the time being because she has beautiful calligraphy.It was not a one-day hard work. Since she was a child, under the influence of her father, she practiced calligraphy in her spare time, and she never got tired of it.Look at the pieces of paper in her room and bed, "My words, keep them well, they will potentially become treasures in the future." My aunt confidently said countless times.Therefore, she still has a habit of writing letters. She used to write to her classmates and relatives. Later, her parents passed away one by one. In addition, the information society’s way of contacting feelings was replaced by phone calls and text messages. She felt extremely uncomfortable and depressed. Some angry. So, now she is keen to write letters with beautiful calligraphy, to all places worthy of her free expression of emotion, for example: seeing the municipal road dug and filled, filled and then dug, she wrote a letter to the municipal, talking about Talking about the efficiency and economic issues in the process of world urbanization, these were the expert opinions she quoted after reading a lot of original English materials in the library; Regarding the demolition of the Shikumen building at No. 330 Huangpi Road, she also immediately wrote to the newspaper to talk about "Misunderstandings of House Demolition"; when she came back from the street, she made a big fuss about the poor sanitation conditions in the subway. Grinding ink, writing letters, writing to the mayor of the municipal party committee in charge of sanitation, naming names, and putting forward serious criticisms and suggestions.There are also many suggestions for improvement, which are all based on evidence. When she wrote the letter, she listed one by one in order to promote the construction of urban sanitation infrastructure in our country, strengthen urban sanitation management, and improve people's civilized sanitation quality. From the perspective of environmental sanitation construction, the "National Urban Sanitation Standards" proposes the establishment of a hygienic city. 8 articles on food hygiene, 8 articles on the prevention and control of infectious diseases, 4 articles on the elimination of four pests in urban areas, 13 articles, 3 articles on hygiene in units and residential areas, 7 articles... She was a little resentful, deeply resentful of her own dignity and others' numbness.Is my opinion that unimportant?After that, she began to write in the name of an "overseas wanderer".When she wrote it, she was full of affection. First, she praised the great changes in her hometown, the great achievements of reform, and the tragedy of homesickness, and then expressed the innocent heart of an overseas traveler.Sometimes she is a wandering artist, mixed in Chinese and English, even half-literate, and she can see the cultural heritage of the writer between the lines, and sometimes she is a Japanese ronin who is keen to invest in the economy of Shanghai, China. The affairs of the Chinese people and even the people of Shanghai are their own affairs.Even if my aunt comes to Beijing, goes out, rides in a car, and throws out garbage, she will be keenly aware of some details that others ignore, and write letters to relevant departments indignantly. .Without exception, the inscription is a certain overseas wanderer, but he does not reveal his true identity. // --------------- Aunt's Postmodern Life 6(3) --------------- Fortunately, the signature "Overseas Wanderer" is respected by those in power compared to ordinary grassroots people, which is really welcome.Dear aunt actually received a reply!It was a reply letter from the Beijing Subway Operation Company, with a few words, nothing more than thanking her for her strong support and enthusiastic attention, and gave her a New Year's greeting card, which was very happy with the bronzing letters on the red background, but it was a pity that the reply was late, the greeting card Expired. My aunt was still very happy, and placed the greeting card in a prominent place.I'm afraid the gray hairtail and his ilk won't see it.However, at night, she still sighed and said, "If I'm uneducated, it would be more affordable to give me an annual subway ticket! The French subway management is like this, and the encouragement methods are more humane and advanced." She pointed to the book on the coffee table. Foreign language magazine said. //