Chapter 22 The third film and television drama media 21. Modern drama

Just when the writer was trying to get ahead, a playwright who claimed to be a political asylum who escaped from Oshima published a modern traditional play in France. After his colleague was shot dead, he still didn't understand why the church he loved had trouble with him.After the play was finished, it won an international theater award.But the playwright died soon after, and there was a small note next to his body, signed "Grandma Yan Wang".Grandma Yan Wang said that the reason why she took the playwright away was because the playwright infringed on her copyright. This script was compiled by her based on the conversation with Jitian, and it is a private historical file. In the past, people nowadays really have no morals, and everything has to be made public.So she has to play

The writer took back to the underworld to fight the lawsuit. For a while, the show became a bestseller.The script is as follows: "The Ghost of a Hero" [The gongs and drums start.The curtain opened, and billowing white clouds made of cardboard stood on the stage. Jitian Youhun came on stage and sang: [Qupa: Lady's hat] On earth and in the sky, how do you tell the truth? Ke Xin, on behalf of the church, destroyed the army, lost the battle, and fled back to the provincial capital without making a sound.The Sixty-seventh Army continued to develop, and the unified base was unstoppable.Finally, we have grown stronger again, and the head hall will give an order to come to clean up the hall.They sent the bastard Ke Xin again, and he ordered the arrest of all the generals of the Sixty-seventh Army.I happened to be visiting in the countryside, and the security guard sent a secret order from the head church. When I opened it, it turned out that I was also on the blacklist.After thinking about it, for the sake of unity, I had no choice but to surrender my personal interests and grievances, and report to the prison automatically. If I want to be killed or cut, I will go to the execution ground alone.The Spring and Autumn Poetry Club on Dashima has become a trial hall, and people on the island are panicked and afraid of Tongtong Hall.Colleagues were imprisoned and tortured, and the good army did not end well.Tang ah Tang, how can you kill each other like this, which is disappointing? As soon as I arrived at the interrogation hall, I was tied up, handcuffs and fetters were clanging, and Ke Xin shot me behind me on the way to Blue Mountain Prison.Immediately my soul went out of my body, leaving the poor body lying by the roadside. [Zhuanqupai: Let the water go] I leave the corpse and go to the sky, only hoping that there will be justice in the end of the world.Flying here and there, there is no one around, the vast sea of ​​clouds and the road are slim, ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah, there are still clouds in the high place, why can’t you see heaven? lower down for me I took a look, oops, there is a road ahead, is it the road to hell? No matter how many people there are, the Tongtong Church is not afraid of death, but is it afraid of hell?

[The gongs and drums are a little dense.Following the world.closed. [The curtain opens.On the stage was a large desk covered with a big red velvet cloth, and a grand master's chair stood in front of the table.A sign hung upside down on the stage, with the words "Hall of the King of Hell" written on it. [The two green-faced ghosts come up from both ends of the stage, each carrying a big Hanyi fan. Ghost Roar: O-O--. [The two ghosts meet in Taichung and turn to the desk. Ghost Roar: Oh——. [The two ghosts go to the grand teacher's chair, stand on both sides of the chair, hold up the big fan, and see that the big fan is two big black clouds.

Lady Yan Wang sang: [Step by Step Pretty] The old man pissed me off again early in the morning, and insisted that women should not be in charge of the world.He knew that I was knowledgeable and reasonable, and learned the meaning of women's rights from reading ancient books.Now that the Palace of the King of Hades is no better than in the past, he should know how to value women.Women in Yangjian cut their hair and carry guns, and I also want to take over a share of the business of my husband, Lord Hades.He didn't agree with what he said, so I put foreign medicine in his porridge, and the sleeping medicine came from England.After taking the medicine, he fell into a drowsy sleep. He slept for ten and a half months without sneezing.Now I am an upright supervisor, riding his black-headed cloud, holding his briefcase, swaying step by step, step by step, left and right, swinging back and forth, charming and charming, pretty and charming, The face is also smiling, the eyes are also smiling, the smile is pretty, and the smile is pretty, no matter how you look at it, you will laugh when you see it, I will enter the lobby here, sit upright, my eyes are shining, I am lucky, From now on, I will be the female emperor of the Palace of Hades, and I will be the upright new woman from then on. Look at your passing souls, Yama ghosts, heavenly soldiers and generals, and the Jade Emperor, are you convinced or not? Ahhhhhhhh—(At this time, the audience should clap their hands. Madam Sitting upright on the grand teacher's chair, Bai) Little ones, your Lord Yama has retired from now on, and this palace of King Yama will be under the control of my mother and me from now on.What case is interesting today?

[The small gong beats quickly, and the little ghost comes on. Little ghost: Your Majesty, a wronged soul is coming straight to the hall! Niangniang: I know that Jitian is a good man, and he should go to heaven, but it's a pity that if you don't have a woman in your life, you won't be able to find the gate of heaven.Tell me that he cannot be sent to heaven for the time being.Bring him quickly and teach me to enlighten him! Little ghost: Chi! [The little ghost is about to turn around when Jitian Youhun has broken into the main hall. Jihun: Where am I? Another trial court? Empress: Jitian is unreasonable!This is the majestic main hall of Hades, don't you hurry up and salute?

Jihun: I am dignified and unified, and I only salute the military flag and hall flag. How can I salute you at the Palace of the King of Heaven? It’s not that I don’t respect you. If I salute you, wouldn’t I become a superstitious person again? Tang Nai is an atheist, how can he see Hades after death? Niangniang: Why don't the ancient books say that Monkey King can't find the Tathagata's palm, by now you should learn to admit the reality.You just closed your eyes and lived your whole life without looking at reality.Obviously, Ke intentionally harmed your army, you closed your eyes and believed in Tang's instructions, and stretched out your hand to send your army to be slaughtered by him.You clearly know that all churches will kill people with knives, but you close your eyes and ask them to "clear" and let them catch you. You close your eyes and believe that the person who kills you is for unity; you close your eyes and believe that the person who kills you is selfless Motivation; close your eyes and listen to your colleagues being shot; close your eyes and believe that the annihilation of the Sixty-seventh Army is to maintain the unity of the church.How can the church always be united? It is politically necessary to be united or not united at a critical moment.Politics is not a dinner party.Don't you look at the fact that from ancient times to today, killing each other in the corners of the border is a matter of course.That is one of the specialties of power.Ke Xin is not Ke Xin, but Zhang Xin, Li Xin, Niu Xin, Ma Xin, a lot of caring people.They are the pillars of the regime.The regime relies on them to develop and grow, not on you.

Jihun: You are talking nonsense!They slandered our Church!I live and die for my disciples, and the disciples will surely win.What do you know? It's just a female ghost. Empress: You amaze me! I am ashamed! You, a great general, despise women! This is another example of you closing your eyes all your life. You have never even seen a woman! You don't know any women.You are not alive at all.Completely crippled!No wonder you don't understand your church! Jihun: How do you say this? The empress sings: [Qupai: Da Chaoban] There is heaven, earth, yin, yang, inside and outside, soft, hard, open, close, light, dark, dry, wet, life, and death. You, you, without the sky, can the earth lie alone? Without the earth, can the sky support itself? Without rain, wouldn’t everything die early? Without light, wouldn’t the world be moldy? Doesn’t the sun come? Doesn’t it show ignorance without conspiracy? Doesn’t it show power without murder? Doesn’t it show violence without weakness? How do you know what it’s like to be a man if you don’t see women? Tangtangtang, according to what you say, Tang is the mother. What is the mother? It is the breast, the vagina, menstruation, the thin skin and soft flesh on the inner thigh, the soft armpit under the soft arm, the soft belly, and the menstrual period. The soft neck, the soft feet, the black shadows hidden under the beautiful clothes, those black shadows that make you dizzy when you lift the hem of the clothes, if you want to see the black shadows, you have to get into the black shadows, but she I don't want you to get into the black shadow easily, you have to kneel down, you have to kowtow, you have to dedicate yourself, you have to sacrifice your life, until you get into the black shadow, if you want to come out again... ) want to come out... (catch catch) want to come out?... want to come out? ? ...

Jihun: Shut up.According to what you said, we should not call Tang mother, but father, and Tang will be bright. Empress: It's bright, but it's vulgar, isn't it? Everything that is not vulgar belongs to women, and everything that is most vulgar also belongs to women.Mix the most vulgar and the most vulgar together, and call it a woman.So the church is the mother, the country is the mother, the land is the mother, the hometown is the mother, and the people are the mother... So if you don’t understand women, you don’t understand the church, and you are killed by the church.If you really understand her, you will love her and not be ruined by her, and you can still get her most charming and affordable benefits.

Jihun: How can women be so complicated? Most women are just raising children, except for the different heroines in history. Empress: Of course you don't know the future woman!The book of life and death sentenced you to reincarnation after twenty years, and to be born as a love species is to let you experience all kinds of future post-modern women—those women are really rare in the world today!If you understand them all, your life will be considered complete.If you don’t want to reincarnate to meet your women, you can’t reincarnate again, but because you don’t know women, you don’t know the gate of heaven, and if you can’t find the gate, you can’t enter heaven, so you have to float in the sky.it depends on you.

Jihun: Can you tell me what those women are like? If they can support Unification and work hard, I will reincarnate, otherwise I would rather float in the sky. Niangniang: If I show everyone their future and reveal the secrets, no one will want to be reincarnated in the future.Forget it, I'll show you the plot of the next life to see your meritorious deeds in the previous life. (Ring the bell. Come on, little ghost, hand over a big book. Empress hands over to Jihun.) Jihun (talking to himself): I want a unifier, someone who understands the meaning of unification. (Opening the book, just looking at it, a puff of white smoke came out, and there was already a beautiful female scholar standing in front of him.)

Female scholars: The rise of women's most fundamental maternal intuition to rationality is an incredible logical change. With pure unified rational intuition, it senses the subtle value of material and the irrational number of imagination itself, which disappears in space in the appearance of sexuality. Sexual turmoil In addition to the supernatural, mysterious and sexy, it is like the vibration of a mirror shining in a hidden place...unity... Jihun: Unification is war! Colleagues! You call it metaphysics! (I flipped through the book angrily, the female scholar disappeared, and a female artist came out again.) Female artist: Unity is covered by glass, people are made of glass, and there is glass between people. Through the glass, I saw your eyes, and when I touched them, it was cold.The flowers and trees are dead, every day is a funeral, I am crazy about your dead body, I hope no one can come back to life! Cold corpses have no age, we are always young and rich, marry me, look at the darkness every day and don't get up... (Jihun hurriedly turns another page, and a woman in artificial leopard skin appears.) Artificial Leopard Skin sings: [Rock and Roll] I know what you're thinking, you want a bitch who looks like a leopard.You are called Oedipus complex, such a man needs to see a doctor.I am not your mother, I am your lover.Don't talk much, offer your crazy lips.Hot tongue, wet eyes, come, come, I open my legs and soul to you.You come in, this is heaven's gate, this is the sexual revolution.To die here, all the flowers will bloom, and the soul will be at peace.My love, don't go out, there is only one kind of life.It's hot, it's hot, I'm running a fever, ahhhhh—(She writhes.) Jihun (quickly close the book): There is no natural beauty at all! It can only make people have dirty thoughts! Niangniang: That's called sexy. It's a real trained sexy. It's not like your mother's generation. It's only wild, not civilized.Jihun: This is called civilization? What’s wrong with the women in the future? They talk upside down, crazy and silly, are there any real women? (As I was talking, I accidentally opened the book, and a little woman came out of the ground.) Little Woman: How much do you earn? Jihun (throwing away the book in fright): Forget it, I don’t want any women in the future, there is no one that fits my ideal! Empress: What do you imagine? You didn’t even know the women of your generation when you were alive ! What's more, when reincarnation, the world has already become another look.At that time, it will be difficult to distinguish the difference between men and women. How can you imagine? You can only experience it.Otherwise (singing) [Huang version] In life, he was a heroic bachelor, and after death, he is a noble and lonely soul.Jihun: With my faith and my loyalty to the church, I will definitely find the door to heaven. If I can't find the door, I will travel to the sky. Empress: It’s a pity, how can you understand politics if you don’t understand women? (Whispering to yourself) Am I right or wrong? Does politics really need to understand women? Why do we have to understand women? Why do we have to be so serious? No, no, I have said so many reasons, but I can't say it in vain, and I can't make him confused, because it always seems wrong to reason with a confused person.Besides, what I say is all new truths, and the more I talk about it, the more unreasonable it will become. If I don’t believe it, no one will believe it.New truths need to be shouted out loud! Go online!Huh? Which ancient book does this sentence seem to come from? (Chong Jihun sings) [Keban] The world is full of randomness with you.You don't know how to be gentle and soft, you don't know how to be lubricated and unobstructed, you don't know how to bend and bend a wet vine, and dry wood burns away.Your piece of material can only be used as a flagpole, let people shake you and block big guns. In the future, you will not be able to use your skills at all! (Bai) When you regret it, reincarnation will be delayed until the year of the monkey. At that time You don’t even understand women like this, and the purpose is even more complicated. (With a wave of the hand, a puff of smoke rises. After the smoke clears, the tables, chairs, women, etc. are gone, and there are white clouds made of paper again. Only Jihun is left on the stage.) Jihun: In the last human race, there was a man named Marx As I said before, a ghost is wandering in the sky of Europe. Did you mean me? It seems that I have to go to Europe! (singing) [Wag the tail]: Unity dry firewood, not afraid of wind and sun.By the moon and by the stars, the sky and the earth come and go, no reincarnation, wandering, wandering, the soul of the stars, can be chaotic, where there is me, there is a unified purpose, the unified soul is immortal, generation after generation! [The ancient "Internationale" begins and the curtain closes.