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Chapter 13 pink eye

Bingling's Humorous Novels 冰凌 485Words 2018-03-20
April 27, 2004 At the end of summer and the beginning of autumn, pink eye disease is prevalent in the whole city, like dominoes, one dyes ten, ten dyes hundreds, it is inevitable. Cong, an old man in the office, was the first to get infected. He came to work wearing sunglasses. As soon as he entered the door, he cupped his fists and smiled at everyone: "Cong is guilty. I saw my neighbor bought a big color TV and got pink eye disease. Please don't touch me, so as not to spread the infection." Everyone laughed and said, "It's all right." But afterwards, everyone dared not look directly at Lao Cong Hongyan, especially dare not touch the things he handled.Once I touch it, I feel that my palms are stained with bacteria, and my eyes are itchy. I hurried to the tap water to wash my hands desperately.

The next day, Lao Ji was also infected, his eyes were red and swollen, like tears, he raised his head and finished dripping eye drops, and laughed at himself: "Lao Cong won the crown, and I am not far behind, and won the runner-up." The next day, Sasha walked into the office wearing a gold-rimmed tea-colored mirror and leaned against Director Shan's desk: "Director, it's unlucky, we've been infected too! I'm asking for leave today, and I'm going to the outpatient department to see you." Eye." Director Shan raised his head and pressed his eye sockets with a handkerchief: "Okay, by the way, prescribe some eye drops for me."

In a few days, Xiaoyang, Lao Jin and Xiaoqiao also had red eyes one after another.There was only Xiaofu Weiran left in the office, and he said to everyone: "It's up to me next time." Everyone laughed and said, "It's your turn, we got it all." After that, when Xiao Fu came to work, everyone looked at his eyes to see if they were red and swollen.But as the days passed and the months passed, Xiao Fu's eyes were still red and swollen.Everyone felt awkward and asked each other, "Why doesn't he have pink eye?" Xiao Fu also couldn't figure it out: "They all got it, why is it just me..."

February 9, 1989
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