Chapter 44 playboy party jokes─playboy party jokes

1 When Alice came home from a trip, she found her husband, George, hugging the young female anteater on the bed. "Oh George! You man! You brought an anteater to bed while I was traveling." "An anteater!?" George said, "No, I definitely think it's a zebra." 2 When Louise came home from a trip, she saw that the zebra and the anteater were hugging each other on the bed. "Fret! Follett! Where are you? The zebra and the anteater are hugging each other on the bed!" "Hey! Hey! What nonsense are you talking about?" Zebra said, "See clearly. I'm just eating French bread on the bed."

3 When Zebra and Anteater came home from their wedding trip, Richard next door was masturbating alone on the bed. "Hey! What are you doing there?" "Don't be silly," Richard said, "Your house is next door!" 4 On the afternoon of January 23, Mike, who was taking a walk, discovered that the girl next door was swimming naked in the pool in the park. "Hey! Annie, are you afraid of catching a cold when it's so cold?" "What are you talking about, idiot," said the girl. "It's the Fourth of August." Mike took out a small booklet from his coat pocket to read the calendar.It was indeed the Fourth of August.

5 One day an anteater surrendered to Police Scotland. "I killed my wife with a woolen stocking." "Please elaborate," said the policeman. "I went home and opened the refrigerator to see that my favorite woolen socks were frozen hard. So I got angry and killed my wife with those socks." "And what about the corpse?" "I stuffed her into a big mandolin and it sank to the bottom of the Thames." "Why use a mandolin?" "I think it's probably a low self-esteem in some way." "This kind of thing!" said the policeman with a sigh. "It's more suitable for 'The Bachelor' magazine than 'Playboy'."

6 When Eddie came home from a business trip in Florida, President Reagan was hugging the weaver girl on the bed. "Your Excellency," Eddie said in surprise, "what the hell are you doing there?" "Idiot, don't you understand?" Reagan yelled. "The zebras are all out." What's going on, I really don't know. 7 When Reagan returned home from the Ottawa summit, the anteater was already sitting in the presidential seat. "Hey! What are you doing there?" Reagan yelled. That's all.