Chapter 97 mark twain joke

mark twain joke Mark Twain is a man full of "humanity" and humor, and a very lovely writer. His personality and conversation are as "humorous" as his works, so there are many jokes about him. Naturally, not all of these jokes are true.It is said that an instructor in the United States gave a lecture on "how to be successful" The professor of "acting" once taught a secret of success to his students: "Whenever you find your point of view When the audience is a little restless and unwilling to listen to your speech patiently, you should quickly tell a story about horses.

Twain's jokes for them. "Naturally, the jokes about him increased. But he Man is long dead and has no chance to deny it.But during his lifetime, many people could not help but "hit the wall" up.It is said that there is a person who likes to tell jokes at banquets, and he always talks about those few jokes.but he also For one thing, he always starts with: "I hope you haven't heard me tell the joke...". Once, Mark Twain met this gentleman, and he politely listened to the man finish his old joke Later, before saying, "I'm sorry, not only have I heard this joke a dozen times before, but the joke

The words are completely made up by myself. " Mark Twain worked in a newspaper office in Missouri in his early years.It is said that one day, a subscriber Write to inquire, saying that he opened the newspaper they sent today and found a spider in it, he would like to know Whether this bodes well or ill for the reader.Mark Twain replied: "In our newspaper Spotting a spider is neither a good nor a bad omen.This spider is on another mission.it's investigating me Advertisers in our newspaper to see which store has not been advertised in our newspaper so that you can go to The shop door was made with netting, so as not to be disturbed. "

Mark Twain didn't like bankers very much, and often wanted to "humor" them.what he said to the banker The most famous aphorism of his is: "A banker is a man who lends you an umbrella on a sunny day, but As soon as the weather changes, it must be withdrawn immediately. " He once told a bad joke about bankers.It is said that there was a great banker who spent a great deal of time He had a glass prosthetic eye installed.The banker said to Mark Twain one day: "I bet you that you You must not see my two eyes, one is real and the other is fake, if you can see, I will

I can lose you five thousand yuan. "Mark Twain said, pointing to his false left eye," don't bet, I You can tell it at a glance, because only this eye of yours shines with the brilliance of humanity and charity." Mark Twain also often told jokes about his neighbors.It is said that once he borrowed a copy from his neighbor Book.The neighbor said, "My collection of books never leaves my library. If you want to read it, please click here." Let's take a look. "Later, this neighbor came to borrow a mower in the garden from Mark Twain. Ma C. Twain also replied: "My mower never leaves my garden. If you want to borrow

Use it, please use it in my garden. "