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Chapter 6 six

Pumpkin Tofu 王小波 878Words 2018-03-19
six Regarding myself, it may be added that I am normal, have housing, income, neither steal nor rob.The only downside is that I dreamed of pumpkin tofu.I don't understand why everyone has to ask about pumpkin tofu, it makes me hate them.After Xiaozhu asked about pumpkin tofu, I immediately hated her to death; but on the surface, I pretended to be calm, and said: pumpkin is a red-skinned pumpkin, and tofu is a piece of northern tofu.She listened and crawled on me, and said: Red skin pumpkin and northern tofu, is it?Then he grabbed my neck.I thought: Since everyone hates her so much, let her strangle her to death.However, a strong man is not so easy to be strangled to death.One can imagine the result: I made love with her again.It's a low-key thing to say, but that's the way it is.Then I fell asleep.

What is high-style and what is not high-style, you must already know: what is like a dream, what is not high-style.Because I can still dream, so I am not high style.And the trick to dreaming is: if someone asks you to dream about something, you say: pumpkin tofu!That way you can dream.This is the only way to dream.I pass this trick on to you, and you won't feel lonely again, but I'm afraid you won't.Because dreaming consumes a lot of your energy and prevents you from making a lot of money.This is what I dreamed that night: Many people took turns to ask me what dreams I had, and I answered one by one: pumpkin tofu.Later, it bothered me to ask, so I said it was "watermelon cheese".So they turned their backs and beat me up...

When I woke up that night, I saw a cigarette butt in the dark, and there was a strong smell of cigarettes.After a while, I realized that it was Xiaozhu sitting on the bed and smoking.I asked her why she was sitting, but she didn't answer right away, she put out the cigarette first, and then lay down on the bed.It wasn't until I hugged her cold shoulders that she said: You snore while sleeping.I thought her tone was cold and let her go.After a while, she asked again: Did you dream about pumpkin tofu again?I said yes, and then went on to say: go to sleep.So she turned over, gave me her back, let me hug her from behind, and said: You don't want to tell me about this, do you?I understand that she is talking about dreams.I have experienced this kind of thing a lot. Many people came to ask me about my dreams, but I refused to tell them, so they walked away.The difference this time is that I don't want her to go away, I kind of love her, I fell in love with her during sex.For this reason, I made an effort to make up something like a dream and talk about it.As she listened, she began to cry.To be honest, I didn't make it up very well.I was silent for a while, and finally couldn't hold back and burst out: What's wrong with you all!If you want to know what a dream is, do it yourself!She said, she can't do it, what should I do?And I thought for a while and said: Then there is nothing I can do to help.

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