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Chapter 4 Four

Pumpkin Tofu 王小波 1514Words 2018-03-19
Four I can attest that this grey-haired guy sitting across from me is a scumbag and has no right to speak out against me or even eat at my table.He bought thousands of dreamless sleep devices and asked me to roll them out for him.This thing is definitely not for sale, and I don't want to push him. He offered to give a large rebate, which I can control.No matter how much you give, I have my principles: dreams are good, and they cannot be destroyed.So I have to find another way.The following is a way I once thought of: say that this thing is not a dreamless sleep device, but a device for aphrodisiac, and it will be sold in pharmacies. I have even thought about the advertising words:

"For a moment of ecstasy, it's really different!" Once published in the tabloids, it will definitely sell well.The only problem is that I'm not sure if it's really different.In theory, putting a cold thing on the head should make a difference, but I haven't tried it because I'm still single.If I know there is a real difference, good or bad, I can do it—my principle is not to lie.The advantage of this plan is: if someone is so bored that he needs a device for strengthening the yang, it is appropriate to cheat him for some money, because presumably his money is not easy to come by.Its shortcoming is that it cannot be practiced until I am married to try it out.I am thirty-nine years old, and I am still a boy.But I've been looking for a wife and I've been on TV.I reported this to him, and he asked me if I was serious.Seriously, but I can't name it: selling those wire cages for scrap.Wearing that thing is still a dream, but the dream is to explore the North Pole without wearing a hat-I have tried it. —not to mention, because, as we all know, all I dream about is pumpkin and tofu—that kind of shit is only eligible to be scrapped, but he keeps making me sell it; isn't he a scumbag, you say?He also said: You have to work, you can't do it anymore-or find another job.Hearing this, I decided to leave, otherwise there would be no principle.Of course, there is art in saying goodbye, and you can't mess with him.I said: I have eaten.Actually I'm still hungry.He said: Oh, there are so many left, it is not good to waste them.I will try my best to eat again.I said: I'm sorry, so I just walked away.

This kind of dreamless sleep device is actually not difficult to sell, as long as you find someone from the district education bureau and ask him to talk to the subordinate school, you can put this kind of wire basket on the heads of elementary and middle school students.But I don't want to put it on a sleeping child, I just want to put it on the forehead of a bald man having sex, that's my principle.So when I walked out of the hotel I was very unhappy because things had come to a point where I had to sacrifice principle: I was too lazy to find something else to do.Later, I became happy again: as soon as I walked out of the restaurant, I heard a female voice say: Look behind me.So I saw Xiao Zhu, who used to work with me, standing by the door. It turned out that she was a recorder when she was in the company.At that time, she always advised me, "Dream something else, and I will make it up for you."Someone even matched us, but it didn't work out in the end.She was married and had a child. This situation is commonly known as a drag bottle.I don't care about that, as long as people are beautiful.Unfortunately, although this little Zhu has an angelic face, her legs are a bit thick.Also, I was in a better condition then than I am now, so it was a bit of a pick-me-up - not anymore, it's been a bit cool on the top of my head for the last few months and will need a headgear soon.Now I don't think her legs are thick, maybe it's because she didn't wear a skirt when it was cold.

She put her finger to her mouth, motioned me to be quiet, and let me go with her.When she got to a place where no one was there, she said, "I saw you two inside, so I didn't go in."I guess you'll be out soon.She guessed right.She guessed again that I was not full, and guessed right again.So she invited me to dinner, which I happily accepted.When we arrived at the dinner table, she guessed that things were not going my way with the boss.I said, how do you know everything?She laughed and said: I have experienced all these things.It turned out that the boss had also invited her to dinner, and said at the dinner table that his husband and wife had a bad relationship and felt lonely.She left immediately after hearing this, and the boss also said that it was a pity to throw away so many things, and she wanted to stay and eat.Facts have proved that this boss is a pervert, a petty ghost, a despicable thing, and feel lonely, thanks to him being able to speak out.It is disgraceful to be an employee of such a person and should resign immediately.That's what she does.She is doing it right.But he never said feel lonely to me.So I'm going to have to put up with this wretch.I told Xiaozhu like this, with a frowning face, as if I was expecting the boss to offend me so that I could fall out with him, but it was far from it.In fact, even if the boss told me that he felt lonely, I would not resign immediately, but said: Sorry, you made a mistake, I am not gay.I'll just suffer, like a gelding horse.

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