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Chapter 11 eleven

Homecoming 王小波 2930Words 2018-03-19
eleven Mr. Li walked into the meeting room, which was a big room with a big square table inside.There are two people sitting at the table.One is the deputy mine manager.The other was a girl, wearing an army overcoat with the buttons unbuttoned; underneath it was a blue uniform with a bright red sweater peeking out at the collar.She has fair skin, a peach-shaped face, and watery eyes; her mouth is small, with red lips, and she is beautiful.This matter is not difficult to understand: a beautiful girl came to the mine, saying she was looking for someone, and the deputy mine manager came out to sit with her, what's unreasonable?But why did she come to me?Upon closer inspection, this girl is recognized.I have seen it in the mining academy and the cadre school.But I don't know her name.The girl looked up and saw Mr. Li, and called out crisply: Uncle!Mr. Li fainted: what?I am her uncle?I don't have any sisters, where does my nephew come from? 7 The deputy mine manager said: I won't bother you when your uncle and nephew meet.Mr. Li thought to himself: You also said that I am her uncle?Xianxian (this girl is Xianxian. These two married their nephews as uncles, they are really beasts!——Wang Er's note) said: Goodbye, uncle.When he went out, Mr. Li asked: Am I really your uncle?The line shot like lightning, twisted his arm hard, and said: Fuck you!What kind of senior are you? You!I am a line!Mr. Li thought: Wouldn’t the niece want to offend the grandmother by fucking the uncle’s mother?Let me just listen to it.

However, the name Line is no stranger.When I was in the cadre school, when I came back from work every day, there was a note with my signature line under my pillow.This is the line that slipped in while everyone was away from work, to show her admiration for Mr. Li.Some are very general: Balans hematoma, as I like to call it! --line Some are quite formal: Dear balanohematoma: hello! I love you. Sincerely, Salute to the Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution! line Some write very lingeringly: My dear big glans: I miss you so much.Do you miss me too? --line Some are written so succinctly that they are almost incomprehensible:

Turtle, blood: love.strip. After seeing these notes, Mr. Li felt that he was dreaming. As for the character of the line, in addition to the previous description, there is one more thing to add.This person dared to say anything. During the "Cultural Revolution", in addition to fuck, he often said one word, which had the same pronunciation as the persecuted "Kuyu".After becoming a professor's wife, the swear words are gone, and I just don't speak Chinese swear words.Now I am working in the English teaching and research section of our college.Once I taught a crash course for going abroad organized by the Ministry, and the student (actually a very big official) was called silly cunt (silly ×).That time, the hospital gave her a demerit and asked her to write an examination.She reflected: I was afraid that he would suffer after going abroad, so I taught him to remember first.After this comrade goes abroad, someone must call him a silly cunt, because he is indeed a silly cunt!The dean looked at the inspection and didn't say anything.Probably also thought: Let me just listen to it.

The line said that she had fallen in love with Mr. Li when she was in the cadre school.But no chance to get close to him.Later, when Mr. Li was assigned to Henan, she followed him.Of course, it is not easy to do so, but as she herself said, where there is a will, there is a way.She relied on her father's old relationship to get Anyang to work as a nurse, and then found out where the glans hematoma was, and then sent herself to the door.She made a careful plan for all this, including calling Mr. Li uncle.At last the two of them came to a deserted place, which was in a small ravine above the mine.This is also planned.She suddenly pointed at the glans hematoma and said: I want to be with you!This is a critical step in the plan.After she finished speaking, she patted her head and looked at Mr. Li's face.At this time, she found that Mr. Li's behavior was completely unexpected: he closed his eyes.At this time, she began to feel uneasy: Hematoma of the glans penis, he wouldn't want me, would he?

Mr. Li said that he pondered for a long time and felt that this matter was a trap.Nine out of ten of this is the arrangement of the Indian brothers.Why did a beautiful girl suddenly jump out and say that she wants to be nice to me?He thought about it for a long time, and decided to ask for clarification.So he opened his eyes and said: What do you mean?The question is very embarrassing and uncomfortable.After a long time of embarrassment, she said: What do you mean?Be your wife. Many people came to my door when they heard that I could write novels and told their love stories.In their view, their love can be written into novels, or even recorded in history.I'm open to anyone who comes.But when I write these stories into fiction, it's all in the male first person.On the one hand, I am familiar with it, on the other hand, I have also experienced dry addiction.But I don't use the first person to write Mr. Li's love story, because it is my heartbreak.The lines were supposed to belong to my wife, but she became Mrs. Balanohematoma!

The line said "I will be your wife", and my heart suddenly moved.To be honest, she never thought of being Mrs. Balanohematoma before.All she wanted was to play with Mr. Li, or even play tricks on Mr. Li.But when Mr. Li said you should be careful, she got angry and said: I just want to be your wife!Do you think I dare not!So tragedy happened.Mr. Li said again: This matter is not a joke; the line said: I really want to slap you.Mr. Li thought: let’s let it go. Later Mr. Li said that on my side, of course there would be no problem; nothing else was said.The line said fiercely, there will be no problems on my side.Suddenly she exclaimed: Terrible, it's half past eleven.I have to catch a car.It turned out that this bus came from Anyang. It drove there in the morning and came back at 12 noon.If she misses it, the next shift will wait two days. She hurriedly told Mr. Li how to find her, and told him not to forget to say that he was her uncle.After saying these words, I ran to catch the car.In order to run faster, he took off his coat and asked Mr. Li to hold it.The line just goes away.If it weren't for this coat, nothing would have happened.Because Mr. Li felt that a big girl suddenly jumped out to be his wife, I'm afraid it was just a daydream.He has doubts about whether lines exist in the world.Under such circumstances, he dared not take the risk of going to Anyang.If after taking a long-distance bus for more than three hours to Anyang, it turns out that it was a prank by the Indian brother, he will inevitably suffer from addiction.With this overcoat, there was a certain guarantee that made him dare to go to Anyang.It's good to find the thread, and it's not bad if you don't find the thread, you can keep the coat as your own.

When Mr. Li talked about the situation that day, he pointed out that the little girl who claimed to be his wife disappeared after a few words with him.When he ran out of the ravine, he saw a figure running towards the road at a very fast speed, and a passenger car was approaching on the road in the distance.A second later, there was a gust of wind and sand, and I couldn't see anything (Mr. Li was highly myopic and wore two bottle bottoms——Wang Er's note); after another second, the wind and sand dissipated, and people and cars could not see anything. Gone.These things look like ghosts in daylight.At that time, he didn't know that the line was good at four, eight hundred, and one thousand five, and that she also had a runaway disorder when she suddenly started running.Regarding the previous point, not only her achievements in the middle school sports meeting in the past years can be proved, but also her body shape can be seen.She wasn't built like a yellow person, or a white person, or even a black person, just like the kind of person who runs in front of the long-distance track on the sports show on TV.If she was born twenty years later, she would never be allowed to go to Henan to mess around, but would drive her to the sports field and ask her to raise the national flag with a gold medal—these things are more important than glans hematoma.

With regard to the latter point, although the violent walking disorder was invented by me, the line has indeed caused a lot of discussion because of the abuse of light work in our courtyard.Now she is a forty-year-old woman, and she doesn't wear high heels when she is old and pretty.In summer, she can't wear sneakers, so she wears sandals with soft soles.The hair can’t be cut any shorter, and I don’t wear any jewelry (jewelry not only affects the speed, but also is easy to get lost, causing losses——Wang Er’s Note); chatting with people on the school lawn, I suddenly found that it’s time for class, so She tied the lower part of the silk blouse around her waist, rolled up the suit skirt, revealing black silk briefs, and two legs that were thin, long and muscular, not like those of a middle-aged lady, and began to run wildly.Seeing this scene, the Chinese teachers all turned pale.Those foreign teachers in suits, leather shoes and suitcases saw them, but shouted: Mrs. Li——! fucking! ——good!One by one, they dropped their ties back, as if they were about to hang themselves, and ran out after them.

In this section, we talked about the situation where Xianxian first expressed her love for Mr. Li, and talked about how she put the coat in Mr. Li's hand and ran to chase the car.From this, it is said that the lines have the problem of running wild.When she ran away in Xia Tian, ​​the two jade legs were completely out of the cage.This doesn't quite explain the problem, but the most telling thing is that the two of us went swimming together.Here are some clarifications.She climbed up from the pool—supporting her arms on the rim—and onto the bank.It is the moment of support that really speaks volumes.What I saw at that moment were flowing lines from top to bottom, which hadn't changed since I was seventeen.If you distinguish carefully, you can see that the breasts are a little bigger.But this is also a change for the better.The two breasts that lined up were not big enough.Considering she was the slender and fast type, she was still too small; now she was impeccable.I can't believe that a woman like her would be devoted to a balanohematoma all her life, and it's not true that we've been in love since we were seventeen and never had sex.So I said: If you want Hongxing to have an affair, don't forget me.

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