Chapter 7 seven

seven When I was in the United States, I often saw Mr. Li's Indian brothers.He is my department head and my mentor.So strictly speaking, since he is my master, Mr. Li is my uncle, and the lines are my aunt.Mr. Li and I called brothers and sisters, which is already a mess of seniority, not to mention I said to Mr. Li: The line should be my wife.But in the United States, this is not the case.I had long forgotten the name of my mentor, and never remembered it.His name is really difficult to pronounce. When I first met him, I looked at the sign outside his office for a long time, then went in and said: Teacher, I can spell your name, can you teach me how to pronounce it?Every time I go back to see him, I have to ask him to teach me to read my name, and I still can’t read it.Fortunately, I don't recognize him as my master at all - such a line is not my aunt.

I don't recognize this Indian master because he is really weird. When he is talking to you, he will suddenly fall into samadhi, and he can't wake up even if he screams.He lectures on science in class, and after class gathers a group of old Americans to read the scriptures taught by the Lama, and always lets others touch his head, because the Dalai Lama has touched his neck.Despite such nonsense, the school still treats him as a baby.This is because they have published famous books.In my opinion, the more books he publishes, the more suspicious he becomes.It is not unreasonable for Mr. Li to suspect that he has something to do with glans penis hematoma.

Mr. Li told me that the most puzzling thing he encountered in the mainland was being beaten by old farmers in the cadre school.At that time, he was asked to watch the night, and he was told by others that nearby farmers were always stealing manure. If they encountered them, they must stop them and see who was doing such a thing for nothing.Mr. Li carried it out resolutely, but in the end he was hit with a pole on his waist and was almost paralyzed.In hindsight, this incident was not strange.A dignified doctor would actually fight with people over things, and these things are actually shit, shit!Come back to the mainland, defend the east, defend the west, and finally defend the dung. "If this is not a nightmare, then I must be the reincarnation of the dung beetle!"