Chapter 2 two

two More than ten years later, I went to study in the school where Mr. Li received his Ph.D.Mr. Li still taught here for two years after graduation, so many people still remember him.People's evaluation of him is: fiery temperament, stubborn to the end, brilliant talent.At first, I felt that my English was wrong: Mr. Li has a hot temper?He is the least hot! I've seen Mr. Li's talent before, that was after he was swollen by a glans penis.He wrote long big-character posters at length to demonstrate the problem of glans hematoma.The first big-character poster started like this: Unfortunately, Li was brutally murdered by a villain, and he has disclosed the process and hospital diagnosis on the big-character poster.How did you know that you won the sympathy of the gentlemen in the mining institute at the end, but you were criticized; the brother had to confess the hematoma of the glans to the gentlemen.

The background of this big-character poster is as follows: he drew the diagnosis of the hospital as a big-character poster and posted it, and some moralists criticized it: Posting such things is obscene!Shameless!As for how he was kicked, no one paid attention.So Mr. Li emphasized in the big-character poster: Mr. Li's glans was not congenital hematoma, but was kicked. Mr. Li said in the big-character poster that he definitely did not write the big-character poster because he suffered a loss and wanted the other party to make amends.What he wants to say is: glans hematoma is bad, glans hematoma is painful.The glans hematoma should be denied, and there should never be another glans hematoma.His words were regarded as strange talk.By this time, he had been back for some time, and everyone knew him.In the cafeteria, the master advised him; Xiao Li, pull him down.Look at the place where you got kicked, don't show it off.Mr. Li was really stubborn and said loudly: Master, this is wrong.When someone kicked me, I didn't stick out the head of my glans to let him kick!Kick it here and pull it down, and kick it here from now on!

Although no one agrees with Mr. Li's opinion, some people read Mr. Li's big-character posters.He talked about glans hematoma first, hematoma glans penis second, and posted the third and fourth.In three treatises he addresses the following issues: Recently we discussed glans penis hematoma. Many people don't understand the seriousness of the problem and refuse to take it seriously. Instead, they keep laughing.It should be noted that it is an indisputable fact that all men are born with glans.It is an indisputable fact that when the glans is kicked, hematoma will occur and it will be very painful.Indisputable fact, why is it ridiculous?Indisputable fact, how can we not take it seriously?He talked so much that it made people's stomachs burst with laughter.In my opinion, the name of glans hematoma was purely earned by himself.

Mr. Li talked about it, and finally someone posted a big-character poster discussing the problem of glans penis hematoma, which was regarded as a response.The title of the big-character poster is: The glans hematoma can stop.Its argument is: glans hematoma is a trivial matter, so there is no reason to chatter like this.In the great "Cultural Revolution", big principles ruled over small ones, and big problems ruled over small ones.A small glans head, whether it is hematoma or not, what importance can it have?Don't let it interfere with the general direction of the movement.The swelling of a hundred glans is not as good as exposing and criticizing.When this big-character poster was posted, people criticized it terribly: saying that the author is purely boring.Now that you know the importance of exposing, criticizing and investigating, why don't you go to expose, criticize and investigate, and why do you want to get mixed up with this glans hematoma.According to the critics, this Mr. Li is a boring person, why should you bother with him?Since you care about him, you are also a boring person.But Mr. Li seriously defended the big-character poster.He thinks that the big reason takes care of the small reason, but it is actually unreasonable.Big problems care about small problems, but in fact they confuse propositions.Even if it is important to expose, criticize and investigate, it can't cause glans hematoma?It is asshole logic to only talk about whether size is important or not, whether it is true or not.He only cares about being happy, but he doesn't know that there is a lot of background to this big and small theory.So someone came to the door and taught him a lesson.Finally, I think he is a leftist who has returned from abroad, and he doesn't know if he is innocent, so there is no big trouble for him.If you don't commit the crime of disrespect, it will be more uncomfortable than a glans hematoma.Mr. Li also knew the pros and cons, and never spoke again.This glans hematoma matter, even if it came to an end.

Time flies like water, and it will be the age of forty in a blink of an eye.Many things have changed.Now Master Feng in the driver's class would never dare to kick Mr. Li's pants again, but back then, he even dared to hit us.Many buddies in the yard have suffered from him.The brethren counted several times and planned to wait for him to come out alone. Everyone rushed up and asked him to eat dozens of catties of coal before punching him.I heard that he knows martial arts, but we would like to know how much of his martial arts is left after the coal rain.In order to deal with this Feng, we also set up a "chicken killing" combat team, and I am the leader of the combat team.I have led people to ambush him in the black alley three times, but they failed.Master Feng used to be a scout, he was very alert, and he would not come if he saw someone in the dark.The fourth time we used a slingshot to break a few pieces of glass in his house, and he didn't dare to chase it out in the middle of the night.After this incident, the driver class no longer dared to beat the children of the mine.

Regarding glans hematoma, the children of our mining school also discussed it, and the conclusion is that what Mr. Li said is completely wrong.Our opinion is that there are two types of people in the world, those with hematoma of the glans penis and those without the glans penis.It is completely impossible for a person without a swollen glans to understand the pain of a hematoma.The only way is to kick him in the crotch so that he also swells up. What can be added about Mr. Li's glans hematoma is as follows: In those days, the sky over Beijing was full of haze, like a mouthful of stale phlegm, which lingered all day long.Several people died in the mining institute, except for Mr. He who jumped off the building, there were also those who hanged themselves, took poison, and stabbed themselves to death with scissors.What happened to Mr. Li is just a joke, not a big deal.