Chapter 4 2. Red Sweater & Old Left [3]

3 I am the oldest engineer in China, this is what my ex-wife told me.I have been working in technology for many years.My ex-wife also said that if I suffer from number blindness, when I am rescheduled to work, my score will be calculated, and the age before number blindness and the length of service before number blindness account for a large proportion in the algorithm formula.She calculated it for me and found that the figure had reached an astronomical figure.Once I am blind to count, I can become a provincial cadre.This is the time when we are reunited, when the time comes, the mayor will receive a recording file - from now on, a comma, a comma, a gay parenthesis, and a female parenthesis will no longer serve as your secretary and madam. The work at the end of the parentheses will be replaced by someone to finish the period.Then she came to me with a red-headed document and said: Wang Er, we are remarried.You draw a circle on this file.At this time, I would ask: where to paint?And draw a zigzag amoeba.Considering that I don't need a compass to draw a circle under 20 centimeters now, it is hard to imagine, but it is true, if I suffer from number blindness.All this is clear and plain, the only thing I don't understand is who arranges these.My ex-wife said: Let's do it.Speaking of which, she raised her breasts, but if I had a number blindness, I would not be able to see that she was pushing her breasts.Numerology-blind perform extremely poorly in this aspect, and it is said that they can only say one sentence: Today, the office arranges to have a married life with family members, you can arrange it.You arrange it for him, but he can't tell the front from the back.

I know the stories about married life.It is said that counting is done like this: look at a woman's body, and say something stupidly; If you can rest, you won't work" and other Chinese and foreign adages.The woman agrees that it is not easy to tell which is the belly and which is the Yang County at this time.In addition, those Chinese and foreign adages are all clichés.They call it "getting the belly button."My problem is that I don't have a belly that can arch people. The belly button is protruding, but that thing is too small.My bone frame is big, but the person is too thin.What my ex-wife said was not serious, but was trying to tease me.It is said that people who are not yet counting blind will get aroused when they think about the future, while people who have suffered from counting blindness will not have arousal no matter what you say.Everyone knows that I won't suffer from number blindness, if only I could get it sooner.But I'm not that easily teased either - I'm forty-eight years old.At this age one has to be serious.

There are still some things to add about the matter of belly arching.We all know that in the twenty-first century, the most dangerous thing is information.In addition to purely biological components, making love is to exchange some information.Caress and all that is a corrupt message, and it's dangerous.Chinese and foreign adages are some good information, but they are not helpful for vigorous development.Fortunately, whether their stomachs are full or not, they are always upright. My ex-wife said to me, are you freaking out again?Because that's when persuasion (which I'll get to shortly, not about me) doesn't work either.We have reconciled since asking for gasoline once, and she comes every day.By this time we were all naked, lying on the carpet in my house.I told her I wasn't young anymore and couldn't ask for that much.The fact is not the case.I think of the red sweater and get out of my mind.That little girl is pure and pretty, with compact breasts, and the most important thing is that she is silly, and she can get started with a single hook.In one respect, young people belong to young people, not to me.On the other hand, I think I'm a fool.Never tell my ex-wife about things like this, otherwise she will knock on my head and say: Don't do anything that comes to your door!You are hopeless!

I am hopeless, and the leaders have known this for a long time.The main question is who is the leader.On the one hand, the leaders are all bald or half-bald, big-bellied and digitally blind, who are responsible for making reports and receiving foreign guests. None of these people know me.On the other hand, the leaders are some female secretaries who are responsible for answering the phone and approving plans. These people know me because they have to deal with them every day.This morning I rang the phone to the Provincial Materials Department to ask about our cast iron and copper materials, and I rang a strange female secretary.I immediately reported my family name: I am Wang Er of Beidaihe. I saw the new year. Why hasn’t the cast iron arrived this year?The other party replied: I know you!You are lonely, you are nostalgic, you are a melancholy big brother... This is what often happens, call the higher authorities, and have to endure molestation.Her nonsense and my picture are in this issue of the women's magazine.If you don't follow her along, you'll never talk to her about cast iron again.As a result, it lasted for an hour and a half until "Are you still on good terms with Lao Zuo? It's really hopeless."In order to work, you have to make some sacrifices.I said: I'm thinking about changing it, tell me your measurements please?The phone was disconnected.It doesn't work anymore when you shake it, which is really annoying.I was going to talk about cast iron after talking about measurements.This is one of the calls.Another call to supply, asking for drawing paper.As soon as the call was made, the other party immediately said: Do you remember the measurements I told you last time?You answer: Remember - 34, 22, 34.You are Marilyn Monroe.Give me the paper quickly.This answer is not acceptable, the other party was furious: what?Just this attitude?The paper is gone!You have to hum like you answer a porn phone call: 34 ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah 22 ah ah ah 34, my sweetheart Monroe, do you remember me?This will lead to a reasonable answer: remember it.Three boxes of paper.You send so-and-so to get it (so-and-so is her shoulder).In fact, she has no interest in you at all. This kind of teasing is because she works next to the chief, and she is so annoying that she has to say something dangerous.What I am most afraid of when I make a call is a male voice: Where are you?Soak it all day.You dare not hang up, otherwise he will call the Public Security Bureau to investigate.Then I started talking about the issue of paper, talking non-stop.This is called "the phone is stuck". You can only signal to someone to move a recliner for you, then ask someone to wrap a blanket around you after you lie down, and finally signal to them to bring the teacup. Saying "yes yes".All the female secretaries are full of nonsense and humanity, because it is not easy to work with the chief, and even the women are driven crazy.My ex-wife was crazy too.To be honest, in the past twenty years, I have not seen a normal person.

Today is Friday, tomorrow is Saturday, and the day after tomorrow is Sunday.There's one thing you shouldn't say, but I can't help saying it, that's what's wrong with me.Going to meet Lao Zuo on Saturday.After saying that, my ex-wife turned over and got up to get dressed, and said: You really make me sick!I quickly put her coat under me, but she jumped out of the room half naked, and said: save your coat and give it to the slugs!Then there was the sound of a car starting outside.She came in the mayor's Toyota, and my scooter couldn't keep up with her, so I didn't go after her at all.I just lay on the rug with my ex-wife's coat and all my regrets.

I love my ex-wife, and that love hasn't changed since she uncuffed me.So I have almost achieved the same color in my life.My ex-wife loves me too, so if I was seduced by some girl and made a mistake in a moment of confusion, I think she would forgive me.Now that she wished me to make such a mistake, it showed that my overly honest nature had changed.But in fact I can't change it.So on Saturday afternoon, I made a point of dressing up - trimmed my beard, took off my black jacket and put on a black suit jacket, black tie and a bouquet of paper flowers (there's no flowers to be found these days) , ride a bicycle to the north gate of the city hall and wait.It was very cold, and I was wearing thin clothes. After waiting for ten minutes, I started to shiver.There is no wind today. The advantage is that it is not too cold. The disadvantage is that soot is falling from the sky.If this kind of thing falls on the collar, you must not dust it, but blow it away with air, otherwise it will stick to the clothes and cannot be washed off with any solvent.Because it is the carbon formed by the incomplete combustion of diesel oil, it is insoluble in any solvent, and its chemical properties are extremely stable.In addition to falling on the head and collar, it will also drill into the pores and nostrils, causing you to cough up black tar-like phlegm.This scenario had a lot to do with my crappy diesel designs, so it made me stare at the question of how to make them not so crappy.One way to do this is to put some flypaper near the vent to trap the soot, but flypaper is expensive.Another way is to hire some rural children with gauze nets to catch all the soot.That's cheap, it just looks kind of quirky.At this moment, someone took my arm, snatched the paper flower from my hand, and scratched the back of my hand.The woman was tall and thin, had hands bigger than mine, never cut her nails, and had a gruff voice.Although I don't want to complain, she made me wait fifteen minutes in the cold wind - which is too much.

On Sunday, I went to see Xiaosun and Red Sweater at the alkali field, and brought my treasure bag and the things everyone brought with me.Everything is the same - the endless big alkali flats, small railways, and iron ore carts pushed by people.The two of them were alone, which was also the old custom.We are political prisoners, liability accident offenders and criminal offenders.I saw the two of them from a long distance away. The red sweater was smashing alkali, and Xiao Sun was squatting on the ground with his overcoat on.As soon as I drove past, the two of them switched places, with Red Sweater yelling at the back, and Xiao Sun swinging the pickaxe at the front.He also wore large iron shackles on his feet, which weighed twenty kilograms.This shows that they are both fools, taking rules, quotas, and so on seriously.You have to know that the main task of the alkali field is to torture people, and it doesn't matter how much alkali is produced.But in a week, both of them lost weight and looked very miserable, but they said they were very happy, and they also said that the air on the Alkali Beach was good-this is called hard-talking.The air is good, and the northwest wind is not weak.The coats made in the alkali field are full of regenerated hair, which does not block the wind at all.I asked them if they were starving.The red sweater said that it's okay to be hungry.But when I heard that I had brought something to eat, I had to see it right away.Afterwards we had a picnic on Alkaline Beach.I said Xiaosun's shackles were too heavy, and I said I had picked out the red sweater, but it was the lightest.So I got out a pair of fake leg irons.It's made of aluminum, it's light, it doesn't grind your feet, and it's an invaluable asset to the technical department—half the people have used it, and the other half will.I have repeatedly taken care of the red sweater, don't let others steal it.There are also fake whips and batons, which look real and don't hurt when hit.I suggested that she often fix her little grandson in public, so as to appear firm (actually it is a kind of sex game, but she can't understand it now).There is also a pistol, which is exactly the same as the one issued by the superior, but it is light and flimsy, but it is also easy to misfire (so that it does not reveal its flaws), but it cannot kill people.In this way, she can stand firmly and aim the pistol at Xiao Sun's chest.I asked them if it was cold at night.The red sweater said that the two of them were not cold, and Xiao Sun said that they were not warm either.I said that all I brought were urgent things, and next week I would come and install all kinds of electrical appliances that steal electricity in their wooden shed, and only then would a home look like a home.The red sweater said: This is heaven - I won't go back.But I know it's an exaggeration.In the end, I gave Xiaosun a lot of special condoms—by the way, special supplies refer to things that are dangerous and only leaders can touch. For example, propane gas lighters are only used by leaders.We use kerosene lighters, and it takes a hundred blows to light them.The number blind uses steel knives, we use iron knives.But it's hard to understand what danger the condominium is in—he quickly took it with a blushing face.Red Sweater asked what it was, but kissed me generously, and said: Thank you, big brother, for sending charcoal in the snow.Then he took all the condominiums away and said: I have it under control.They make do with domestic tools these days.That kind of thing is made of recycled rubber, like a half pipe for watering flowers. Some people call it leather boots, which means that they are thick, but they are a bit thin when worn as shoes.Some people call it "armor-piercing bullet", which means that it is hard, but it is a little soft for tanks.It takes half an hour to cook before use, but young people may not be able to wait.If they can't bear it and don't use anything, Red Sweater will become pregnant.Pregnancy in a soda field is a first-class scandal, and as Big Brother, I must not allow this to happen.

Now I think that the danger of condom must lie in its physical properties. It is too thin and too soft, and it is easy to break; while armor-piercing bullets have no such danger.Or it is harmful to health because it feels so good to wear and makes one like to do more work; armor-piercing bullets have no such danger.Thinking from the number-blind side is always messy.It's better not to think like this if you can avoid it. My ex-wife and I served two years on Alkali Beach, and also used armor-piercing bullets.I don't want this to happen to them.This is because I like the red sweater, and I always dream of her naked body in my dreams.Those who study fine arts are the most imaginative in this respect.Of course, when you think about it, it will be difficult to actually do it-even with my ex-wife.Looking at those fresh skin and tight breasts, I think I am old and this is not my job.You have to face Lao Zuo's black and wrinkled body to get an erection like iron.My ex-wife probably meant this when she said I was disgusting.