Chapter 7 seven

We have no intention of joking at all.We can't swim fast with her in tow!To offset the weight of her floating upper body, we were practically treading water, not swimming fast.She was still talking happily, and I was so anxious that I drank a lot of saliva.As soon as my legs reached the bottom of the water, I slapped her on the back twice and said, "You bastard! Big bastard!" Da Xu stretched out his hand to cut her hair, and said, "You're scared to death! Me!" She pouted.The two of us lifted her out of the water and put her in the brown clothes.At this time, our legs are weak, and 90% of them are scared.We were still seventy or eighty meters away from her when he yelled "cramp", and I didn't know how to swim past her.Before dragging her into the water, I was always in a panic.I really want to hit her a few more times, so that she will never dare again.I went to pinch her legs, and she said unhappily: "You are too cruel to me!" I looked up, and she was in tears.She added: "When you called me a villain, you shouted hoarsely. What's the matter with me?" She sobbed softly.

We all put our heads down.Then I looked up, and whispered, "Don't you know? We were so afraid you were drowned. I saw you in danger, and my hands shook with fright." She pouted and looked at us with a lot of resentment in her eyes.Look at me, then look at Da Xu, then the resentment in her eyes receded little by little, and then her gloomy little face became bright again.She smiled suddenly, reached out to wipe away her tears, her eyes were full of tenderness and she said: "You guys, you love me so much." We both nodded.She smiled mischievously and said, "Come here." When we squatted beside her, she sat up suddenly, hooked our necks with her arms, her forehead touched ours, her eyes sparkled Bright, said: "I love you too. You are so kind to me!" She let us go and said, "I will listen to you from now on, okay? Go and see the cows."

We hurriedly put on our sandals to look for the cows, but the cows had already strayed away, and it was hard to drive them back.When we got back from the cattle she was on her feet, limping to help.I shouted at her: "Don't come, the two of us are enough." She picked up her clothes and limped into the woods to change.Later, when she came out, we brought an ox for her to ride on. Da Xu packed up her things, and I drove the ox back slowly.The cows ate their belly round, and rushed down the mountain as soon as they came out of the woods, and went straight to our team, so there was no need to rush.It was getting dark by the time we got home.The team leader met us at the intersection, and he said with a smile, "Thank you! The belly of the cow is quite big. You can drive the cows to the drying ground and put them in pens. The cow pens of the battalion department will occupy them."

We drove the cows to the drying yard.There is a wall around the drying yard, and there is a cow gate at the entrance to prevent the cows from eating the rice.To the north of the drying yard is a pergola, with a hut above it, which was originally a storage room, but was cleaned up later for the trainers to live in.We drove the cattle into the drying yard, and suddenly found that there was a gas light in the open yard to the north, and there was a male duck talking loudly.The trainer is here.We stood in the empty shed, and we couldn't help bringing up old hatreds: this is where we fought!Da Xu and I walked to the door of the instructor’s house, and when we pushed, the door opened with a bang.I struck a match and saw, hum, his bed was well made and clean.I know that there are a few girls who come to his house to do good things, and every day when he comes back, the house is cleaned up.Now, the bed is made up, the face wash is brought, the towel is soaked in the water, and the toothpaste is squeezed on the toothbrush.Da Xu and I ran out laughing.Xiaohong came over and asked, "What's the matter?" We told her, and she laughed too.Suddenly she came up with a plan: "Let's also pay respect to the trainer, yes! We'll pick the two cows that eat the most and drive them to his house."

When we both heard it, we couldn't help laughing.What a good idea, the door was not plugged in, and the cow went in by itself.We found the two most well fed cows.Ah, the stomachs of these two guys are about to explode, there is a lot of shit in there!It can be concluded that they will excrete all these within two hours. I guess there are two large barrels, more than one hundred catties.We bombarded them all the way up to the hut.After a while, we heard the sound of rattling in the house, it was like the house was collapsing!Then it stopped ringing.I guess it is difficult for them to turn around in such a narrow house, and they may not be willing to come out by themselves.We all left and went back to make food.After we finished eating, we sat down to chat, made tea and drank, and waited to be greeted.But the instructor kept talking, and we all crowded to the window to watch him.The venue is right in front of our door.We count people. — One will slip away, another will slip away after a while, and one after another will slip halfway.When the instructor announced the end of the meeting, he too yawned.We saw him turn the corner and go back.Da Xu said, "Okay, now the cow has finished shitting." We sat down and waited.After a while, I heard a shout from the instructor in the distance.He barked so loudly that he could be heard from such a long distance.All three of us stood up and listened, unable to hold back our laughter.Later, I heard him running here, yelling and cursing all the way. He said, "Who grazes the cows? Who grazes the cows? Why are the cows locked up in the field?"

The three of us opened the door and ran out to stand in the corridor. Xiaohong said, "What's wrong with the cattle we herd? Trainer." He jumped three feet high and shouted: "The cows have come into my house! Who told you to lock the cows in the field?" We chattered and said: "The cow has entered the house? That's fun!" "Why didn't you lock the door?" "The cow was locked in the field by Captain Feng. The cow pen was taken by the Cow Gang of the Battalion Department." !” After we took a closer look, there was a mark of cow dung on the instructor’s forehead, so we laughed out loud.The instructor yelled and went to the captain.Xiaohong yelled: "Go and see!" She ran away, and Daxu followed.I lit our lanterns, and followed.

Ah, how beautiful the instructor's room is!It's a world of bullshit!Those two treasures stretched the entire ground, and there was not even a place to stay.The ox tail threw the dung up the wall!The table was also knocked down.The kerosene lamp fell to pieces and was submerged in excrement. The water in the washbasin overflowed and was replaced by cow dung. How ridiculous it was to soak the towel in it!The clothes, raincoats, and bamboo hats hung on the wall by the trainers were all scraped off, trampled, and the bamboo hats were also worn out.We stood there laughing until our stomachs ached, and Xiaohong jumped up and clapped her hands.After a while, the instructor brought the captain to come, and he walked all the way and said: "Come and see! Come and see! I entered the room in the dark, and I got hit on the face first. The hair was stuck, it was his mother's ox tail! I I don’t know what it was, and I was so scared that I hid aside, and stepped on it, it was thick and hot, and it wasn’t scary enough! Two things were panting heavily in the room! I was so scared that I shouted: Who! These two things just bumped into each other, but I was lucky enough to dodge quickly so I didn't hit them. Captain Feng, it's all your fault, what did you do!"

The captain apologized all the way, and came to the house to have a look, hee!He couldn't help laughing either.He said: "Xiao Wang, Xiao Xu, Xiao Xing, help the trainer clean up!" Instead of cleaning up, we couldn't help laughing.Xiaohong said: "Captain, we are going to be sent out of the cattle pen again! We have done enough!" So we ran away laughing. Alas, this was a prank many years ago, but I remember it so clearly.I often recall detail by detail, everything is so clear.I was twenty-one years old at the time, Da Xu was the same age as me, and Xiao Hong was only twenty.People can be so beautiful, so mature, so cute when they are so young.She used to say that she liked all good people.She also said she couldn't tell where the line between friendship and love was.What she gave us was friendship: a friendship so pure and so passionate.She is so nice to us, she doesn't shy away from being a woman and we are men.We had no other thoughts about her.But she gave us more than that.Looking back, she was absolutely tender, absolutely lovely, alive, fearless and confident.I felt in her an everlasting spirit that surpassed everything in ordinary life.