When I was seventeen, I went to Yunnan.The place I went to was a small plain surrounded by mountains, with green bamboo forests and clear rivers.In the dry season, the sky is so blue and so beautiful.I am a soldier of the Corps, wearing a white-washed military uniform, I think I am very proud, I have a red book in my breast pocket, and I read newspapers to fellow villagers when I rest in the field.I never talked to female classmates, so as not to shake my revolutionary will.Besides, everything I did in those years leaked out of my memory like water through a sieve.But some things that happened later made me unforgettable all my life. The impression was so vivid that everything seemed like yesterday.

It happened in the spring of that year.There is a custom in the team that when the farming is busy, the cows should be fed brown sugar porridge twice a day, otherwise the cows will be exhausted.That day, when the instructor came from the battalion headquarters, he happened to see my friend Da Xu carrying a bucket of porridge to feed the cows.When he saw it, his eyes widened and he shouted: "Give porridge to the cow! Which son did it!" He waited for Da Xu to come to him and confess.But Da Xu ignored him.The trainer yelled and ignored him, and then yelled straight up: "Who did it?"

Da Xu walked over and said, "The porridge I brought. Farm cattle must be fed porridge, otherwise the cattle will collapse." The trainer squinted at him and yelled at him: "Cows eat porridge! What do people eat? Where do you get them and send them to me!" Da Xu was splashed with spittle on his face, and couldn't help but get angry: "Where did it come from? It's boiled in a big pot over there, one cow and one barrel." The trainer was furious: "You fart! Feeding grain to cows means changing it! Take the bucket to the kitchen! Give people to drink!"

Da Xu sneered: "People can't drink it, instructor. I pissed in the bucket." Da Xu didn't lie.Cows love to drink human urine.I'm guessing it's for salt supplementation, plus it's said that urea cows can absorb it.Therefore, we often urinate for the cows to drink in places where no one is around, and sometimes we urinate into the cow food bucket.The trainer thought that Da Xu was making fun of him, so he stretched out his hand and grabbed Da Xu by the collar, trying to carry him away.Of course Da Xu had to struggle, and the two began to tear themselves apart.The instructor yelled: "You rascal! You bastard!" Da Xu retorted: "You know what a fart! You're just talking nonsense!"

Later, others persuaded them to leave.The instructor was furious and insisted on holding Daxu's criticism meeting. The captain explained everything, but he insisted on not listening.It wasn't until the captain got anxious and shouted at him: "Comrade instructor! How can we do our job if you mess up like this! I want to report to the regiment party committee." The instructor softened.But when the roll call was late, he said: "Your team, feed the cows with rice! After I criticize, there will still be people who will stand up to me, okay! What's the matter! What is this called? This is called anarchism!" The old workers laughed at the bottom He: "What did he do? The feed grains for the cows are distributed from the top!" Two catties of rice."