Chapter 82 Five hundred years of IQ degradation

After listening to Sun Jingwen's suggestion, Zhu Zhi, king of Anhua, disguised himself as a white-clothed scholar, accompanied by Sun Jingwen and Meng Bin, and went to visit Jiu'er, the famous courtesan king.The three of them walked slowly into a dirty garbage alley in the east of the city, when they saw a frighteningly ugly old woman rushing out, and knelt down at Zhu Zhi's feet with a "plop": Your Majesty, the Queen of the People, Jiuer, is late to greet you, I hope Your Majesty will forgive me. At that time, Zhu Zhi was startled, and it was no small matter: You, you, you... are you Wang Jiu'er?Sun Jingwen, didn't you say that Wang Jiu'er is a stunningly beautiful woman, but why do I see an old woman?

Sun Jingwen said with a smile: What Your Majesty said is very true. Fifty years ago, Wang Jiu'er was indeed extremely beautiful. At that time, there were hundreds of men fighting for her. It's a dream, and Changan's disappearance makes people worry.Now, this Wang Jiu'er is already a seventy-year-old woman, no wonder His Majesty would think of the ancients after reading it. Talking nonsense, whenever I have posted the meditations of the ancients, it is all the sighs of today's people.Zhu Zhi kept shaking his head, and asked the old woman Wang Jiu'er: "Wang Jiuer, what did you mean when you said that the welcome was late?"Don't you know that this kind of words can only be used in today's body?

The old woman got up and said with a sneer: To be honest with you, I have no idea what I mean just now.It's because I was in the bathroom just now, but the parrot raised by Concubine Yang Guifei of Taizhen Empress suddenly flew in and said to me: Jiuer Jiuer, Your Majesty is coming, why don't you go out to greet me quickly, why are you still squatting on the latrine? ?As a result, I ran out in a hurry without even fastening my trouser belt. You say this is what the parrot taught you?Zhu Zhi expressed doubts: Then can you let me see the parrot of Empress Taizhen? of course can.Wang Jiuer smiled and said, Your Majesty please.

Zhu Zhi walked into a low thatched hut, the light inside was dim, but there were two bright light spots flickering, and he took a closer look, and it turned out to be a parrot with a green head and a yellow beak.At first glance, Zhu Zhi had a strange feeling, this parrot clearly didn't fly from any fairy mountain, it probably came out of the underworld, because the eerie aura of this strange bird was too strong. Just when Zhu Zhi was terrified, he saw the strange bird's eyes staring straight at him.Then he heard a strange voice: Hey, old man, you are not sitting in the Jinyi Palace in the capital, why are you hanging out here?

old man?This title made Zhu Zhi's heart warm, and he asked anxiously: "You mean, can I really be the emperor?" But the parrot didn't answer, it just turned its head and kept calling God.Wang Jiuer smiled and said: Your Majesty, the secrets of heaven are mysterious and unfathomable.Those who tell the secrets of heaven have always been punished by heaven.Although this parrot is a fairy bird, it cannot escape God's punishment.Please look, Your Majesty, it broke the secret just now, and as a result, the brain IQ has rapidly degraded for five hundred years.If His Majesty wants to hear it say it a second time, he has to wait for the bird's IQ to evolve again.

Zhu Zhi felt dizzy when he heard that, what kind of strange bird is it, and it also plays with a degraded IQ, I really can't stand you. When they got out of Wang Jiuer's low thatched hut, Zhu Zhi, Sun Jingwen, and Meng Bin met each other's eyes, and their minds were connected. Now that the fate has returned, and Zhu Zhi is destined to sit on the Golden Luan Hall, then hurry up and don't waste time here.