Chapter 40 0040

"Hey, you fucking...you can't be kidding!" Shorty Shi Er resisted the salt cart desperately, like a struggling toad, and said with his face swollen like a piece of pig liver: "How did you do it? ?--Pull hard! If you don’t pull, I won’t be able to go up!” "My shoe fell off!" said the big bear, "You have to let me pull it out! Hold on for a while and let me pull it out." Shorty Shi Er stood up desperately, but he couldn't hold on. The salt cart was really like Mount Tai, forcing his veins to dilate and his pupils to burst.The big bear pulled out his shoes slowly, and the salt cart forced him to slide straight down.

"I, I, I... I can't stand it anymore!" "I'm here!" Big Bear said, "I'm not here?!" The backward salt cart was pulled by the big bear, and short Shi Er suddenly felt that the weight on his shoulders was much lighter; short Shi Er took a breath, and was about to push the salt cart uphill with all his strength, but the big bear stopped again .It doesn't matter if the big bear stops, but Shorty Shier has turned into a toad again! "You you you?! You don't mean to kill people?!" "It's not to kill you," the big bear said, "I just haven't had a few sips of wine for a long time, and I'm a little stagnant. You might as well hold on for a while and let me catch my breath before pulling."

"Don't be happy, there are more than a dozen cars going to pass in the back?!" Shorty Shi Er gritted his teeth and said, "You fucking want to learn how to drink cards. I'll teach you to forget it! My fucking mother knows you. Now you Take advantage of others' dangers to wear me down, aren't you afraid that I'll kill you later?" The big bear smiled and said: "You have the way of drinking cards, that is just a trick of evil spirits, it is nothing at all, I have the way of drinking people, if you don't believe me, just look at it?!... If I don't have this hand, I won't I will show my strength in front of you...Come on! Come on!" He roared, and with his backhand he slid the rope, and Shorty Shi Er pushed the salt truck up the slope.

Once the salt cart went uphill, Shier shorty turned his face away and sat down on the floor of the cart, his whole body was exhausted, only breathing was left.The big bear turned back to push his own salt truck, and called out to Guan Ba ​​Ye, "Ba Ye, you really can't be a dwarf, you're such an empty shell... Is there any helper for my car to pass by?" "I'll come," Guan Baye said. Guan Baye rolled up his sleeves and intervened, the big bear easily pushed the salt truck over the water, and said to Shorty Shi with eyes wide eyes, "Is my summoning skills ineffective?" Shorty Shi was so angry Call, call the big bear a life-promoting ghost!On the lonely long distance, it was a trivial matter for the pair of treasures to be happy and amusing, but it made everyone forget the fatigue and cold, and it also added a lot of business.Shorty Shi Er was angry for a while, and when he was on the road, he pushed for a while, and then put the matter behind him, and started chatting with someone.The big bear could see through the dwarf's temper for wearing tall hats, so he said, "Don't hate me, dwarf, I just wanted to test how strong you really are? You really can hold on to that six-hundred-jin car by yourself. A heavy salt truck, I really didn’t expect that?!”

"Hey, hey," Shorty Shi Er was happy when he heard it: "This is a small ditch, what's the point? It's taller and steeper. I think I didn't need helpers back then. I pushed it up and down alone." Don't you think so?...Now that you're old, it's much worse, isn't it!" "I'd like to hear about your way of drinking cards?" Wang Dagui, who didn't speak often, said, "When we were young, we heard the old man talk about ancient times. What kind of piece, what kind of piece, that ghost will steal something for him, and move out what he wants, is this true or false?"

"Fake?——You see, my second master Shi is also a nonsense person?!" Shorty Shi Er said: "The method of drinking cards sounds easy, but it is not so easy to practice!——Like a fake named Big Bear Be bold, even if you tell him, he doesn't have the guts to practice it..." The sun has slanted to the west, and the salt convoy has already crossed several ditches and approached the spooky mound; Guan Baye, who is leading the convoy, can't talk and laugh like the gangsters who hold the legs No worries.He has to urge the animals and tread the road carefully in front of the convoy. For many years, there have been many salt gangs, but due to the leader's negligence, the fate of being wiped out, he can't move the burden on his shoulders, which is a heavy burden. burden!

Evening clouds rise in the western sky, and the striped evening clouds can't catch the sinking sun, but are burned into a reddish purple color by the setting sun. The silent evening wind seems to be sharper and sharper than the morning wind with whistles. Sharp, scraped on people's faces, like thousands of thin blades; the chaotic pile of mounds in the distance is just in front of the setting sun, and the tops of countless tombs rise one after another, like a tree blocking the way. big hedgehog.On this low-lying plain with few trees, the field of vision is extremely wide. In the southwest corner, you can already vaguely see the gleaming khaki-yellow fence of the Lin Family Manor. Separated, only the black shadows of a cluster of bare branches can be seen.

"Brother Lei, lean on your legs first," Guan Baye turned around and gestured.After leaning on his legs, Guan Baye suddenly clamped his horse, the white horse and a piece of jade, like an angry dragon, knocked on the frozen ground with all four hooves, and flew towards the chaotic mound. Everyone saw the white horse slanting across from the north of the tomb and circling around the chaotic tomb. "If the eighth master is not fascinated by ghosts, then he is too careful about candles," Shorty Shi Er commented, "There is neither a Bacun nor a Badian here, so what does it mean to force us to rely on our legs to drink the wind? ... Chaos The mound is made of earth, and the bones of the dead are buried in it, I am afraid that the blind will know all about it, so what is there to see?"

"Don't talk nonsense there, okay?!" Said to the third child: "The salt truck in the aisle is most afraid of encountering chaotic graves, dense forests, mounds and river forks. If the fourth judge has a quick gun, we will push it with our eyes closed. In the past, I was afraid that I would not know if I hit someone's gun!" "It looks like no one has set up an ambush," Lei Yipao said, "Guan Baye is back on his horse! Brothers, if you drive another five or six miles, you will catch up with the hot soup and hot rice at the wild shop. Everyone, get ready to go. "

There was no ambush in the Da Luan Tomb, everyone was relieved, after a long day's journey, they didn't feel tired even if they didn't see Ye Pu's shadow. The donkey liked it as much as the trough-headed wheat flour, and felt that he was so tired that he had to take a rest quickly.When he kicked his legs, Lei Yipao said to Guan Baye: "Baye, only Daluan Tomb is a dangerous place in this place, and there is a patch of flat sun in the rest. Since the four judges did not set up an ambush in Daluan Tomb, I guess they will not." will be hiding nearby..." "That's not predictable," Guan Baye said, "Since the judge is like a person who can pull off any kind of tricks... I think, after passing the Luanzhong, there is a fork in the road ahead, so I have to take a detour to the Lin family's Dazhuang. Let me take care of you, if something happens, they will have a response, so as not to treat us as bandits."

"You're thoughtful." Lei Yipao said, "Then I'll just put my legs on the barn and take care of my brothers' meals first." Shorty Shi Er's stomach was already rumbling, but when he heard the word "rice", he shrugged his shoulders to reinvigorate him; he squinted his eyes and pushed the cart away, full of joyful dreams, thinking of scooping food in a big earthen pot in a hot field. The taste of scalding feet, hot food and delicious wine--damn good wine, I don't know if I can sneak a taste of good wine...The gaming table illuminated by vegetable oil cups, and the soft wheat grass spread all over--lying It's dizzy up there, as if sleeping on a cloud. It's really grandma's, the only way to go in a day is the road worth five or six miles to Wangsudian! "Baye, he's gone to the Lin family manor," Lei Yipao's voice floated over, and as usual, it was the same thing, not much better than the old woman with a bad mouth: "Before I leave, take care of my brothers, please take your mouth with you, gun fire Press the chamber, put the insurance card on it, be careful in case something goes wrong... don't think that there are a bunch of salt trucks going ahead of us, and you will be careless!"