Chapter 27 0027

"The old friend is here," said the other, "I owe him a few old debts. It's not good to meet him, so I have to avoid it. You can stay and play with him. Master Jiu is at the bridge. I'll go." Already!" "I'll pay off your old debts for you, Sixth Lord," Ma Wu said, patting his chest, "Look, I made a profit, and the idea went very well. I just hope it will go through to the end!" The one in the black gown was walking out with a small rattan box. A short, rough man was drunk, his legs wobbled as he walked, and he bumped into the man from the side. The man didn't say anything, but the drunk man Grinning and cursing: "I'm fucking grandma, why do these guys in Yanshi bully the outer pier like this? Always put their shoulders against me!"

"Forget it, Shi Er," Big Bear said with half a pot of wine in his hand, "If he can fight your head, you can fight his waist and eyes. No one can take advantage of it, right? Old...old...Pan." "It doesn't matter if you two masters want me to go shopping with you," Lao Pan said with a mouthful of gold teeth, "you can't make trouble on the dam and make farts, I have no way of explaining to Ba Ye and the boss. ...Let's listen to the dulcimer, you listen to the tune of old girl Yu with seven turns and eight turns..." "Don't worry about it," the big bear rolled his tongue, "Don't talk about this little wine, I won't get drunk if I open two more jars... It's just that the dwarf's skills are shallow, and his head is upside down after three pots... , Mili is sloppy, it's true that you should pay more attention to him!"

"I said fucking big bear, you fucking don't look at people through the door, okay?!" Shorty Shi Er mocked: "I really want to drink more, who the hell is lying there first?" The big bear patted his bulging belly and said with a smile: "Short, look, my belly can hold all of your people in it, you are overconfident, do you still want to compete with me for drinking?" "Let's go, let's find a place to drink again!" Shorty Shi Er originally wanted to grab the big bear, and staggered towards him, but unexpectedly, drunk and dazed, he grabbed the body of a well-dressed female gangster who was smoking a cigarette. The corner of the clothes dragged her into panic, "Come on, don't just stick to your lips! What kind of bird and dulcimer are you listening to? Let's drink!"

"Fuck you, drunkard! The one who hacked a thousand knives and killed the head, the one who got sweaty and sick with a cannonball!" The female gangster was also ruthless in her mouth, pushing and shoving Shi Er dwarf. Stunned, he still pointed at him, stomped his feet and cursed: "You deliberately took advantage of your aunt? The old graves of your eight generations of ancestors were not buried in the right place - there is no such good Feng Shui! You didn't take care of your aunt Shadow—the rebirth of Wu Dalang! You drank too much yellow soup and drank too much cat urine, and you pretended to be a cat and turned into a dog to break ground on your aunt's head?! You are green-eyed, confused, and confused Short-lived ghost! You bastard bastard..."

The girl scolded at the beginning, it was more vulgar than Wang Po's cursing at the street, it was like reading a village encyclopedia, she stomped her feet and straightened her hands and scolded, attracting the crowd in the front hall, thanks to Lao Pan who was in Yanshi There were a lot of acquaintances, and seeing that she was swearing badly, I had to come up and say, "Come on, grandma, you are a sober person, don't be as knowledgeable as a drunk. Besides, he is a guest on the dam, and he didn't mean anything. What's the matter, just save a sentence!" When Lao Pan didn't show up, there were already a few green-skinned bastards in the crowd, (that is, hooligans.) Deliberately wanted to beat the dog in the water, and wiped their fists and sleeves to help that female bastard, so they cleaned up Shier Shorty. Seeing Lao Pan coming forward, he left without making a sound.Shorty Shi Er, however, acted as if nothing had happened, and said with a smile when he was scolded: "My son! This scolding is so satisfying, it's even better than his mother's singing! I'm so scolded that I have a hundred and eight thousand pores. It's open! It's really...uh...uh...fucking has gained a lot of insight!"

The three of them crossed their shoulders to listen to the dulcimer. The room was filled with smoke, and there was nowhere to find a place to make a cup of tea.The three were leaning against the wall, Shi Er dwarf's wine had broken out, and he looked at the braided girl playing the piano and singing through the smoke. After a while, it becomes small and becomes the size of copper coins.And the sound of Ding Ding hitting the piano was like a floating cloud, lifting people up and up, and the girl sang an allegro with a smooth tongue: "Boom, boom, the sound of the cannons outside Zijin City!

All, all, all!Outside the city of Zijin, the cannons for welcoming officials rang nine times, If the public minds ask which one is here?He is the thousand-year-old third Liu Long! In front, crashing away, eight or eighty-sixty-four pairs of horses are half dressed in green and half in red on their backs... right and right boards Right stick, right official lamp, right rope, The golden-clawed moon ax is facing the stirrup, and the half-chambered Luan is behind. Immediately afterwards, a green baize sedan chair with Batuo was brought over. Sitting in the sedan chair is an official, so majestic..."

Shorty Shi Er listened dizzily for a while, feeling suffocated, he unbuttoned the front of his lapel, exhaled and said, "Stand around outside, this thing is so sour, it doesn't sound good!" As he said that, he swayed out first, and happened to turn to the front of Ma Wu's gambling game. That blind man is trying his best to win, because those who have lost money refuse to leave, and want to make money, but who knows that it's all a toad digging a well-the deeper and deeper the fishing.A large group of people crowded in front of the gaming table in the corridor, shaking the gaming table of Ma Wu blind.This time there were a lot of people betting, most of them were betting big. Yin Yang, the copper coin in front of Ma Wu, had won a lot of money. He was putting on the lid of the shaking bowl, and was about to come up with ideas when he suddenly saw three men coming up. The crowd moved away and poked their heads in. One of them said drunkenly, "Fuck it, what is this bet on? How about I bet on it and try my luck?"

"If you want to lose, come here!" Someone next to him quickly said: "This blind man Ma Wu is very evil! Didn't you see the Fu Lianzi in the long move? He said yes! Ma Wu blind man set up a game, and monk Jigong also lost money !" "There is evil luck, he is in luck, what can you do with him?!" The other spit and said, "Every time I bet five dice, I lost all two dice, and I never won a bet. Come back." "Hey, it's grandma's grandson, I, shorty Shi Er, don't believe in evil,—it's nothing like that!" Shorty Shi Er squeezed in and looked at blind Ma Wu and said: "You call yourself blind Ma Wu, I think you should be called Ma Wuyiyan, are you not blind?!"

"I'm a blind man who makes a living from gambling and hasn't drunk ink!" Ma Wu said with a smile, "How? Bro, are you interested in making a bet?" Yang slammed on the table with a clang. "Bet big? Or bet small?" "My fucking bet is not too big or too small." Shorty Shi Er said. "Are you joking?—I'm setting up a gamble." Blind Ma Wu said patiently, "Don't use me for entertainment. No one bet on anything that is not too big or too small. We are all messing around in the world. ,Why bother?" "Don't be sour," Shorty Shi Er said, "What I mean is that if you bet big with 50 cents and small with 50 cents, you won't be able to win this foreign money for the rest of your life. How do you think I am better than Monk Jigong?"

"If you don't want to gamble, forget it, and keep your foreign money in your pocket," Ma Wu said unwillingly, "What's the point of not losing or winning every time?" "Slow down!" Just as Ma Wu was about to shake the bowl, Shi Er stretched out his hand and pressed the back of Ma Wu's hand: "Let me see if there are any ghosts in your dice? ... you If you want to pretend to be a liar, don't do it, be careful I'll smash your head!" "You're trying to amuse me!" Blind Ma Wu said angrily, "If you didn't put lead in it, what would you say?!" "It's right not to put lead in it." Shorty Shi Er winked at the betting circle and said, "Whether lead is put in lead or not, I'll check to see if it's not against the law!" "Okay!" Blind Ma Wu said with a helpless wry smile, "I met a ghost tonight!" After speaking, he lifted the bowl cover, pushed the shaking bowl in front of Shorty Shi Er, and put it out for him to check. look.Unexpectedly, Shorty Shi Er actually used such a method of inspection - he put the dice in his mouth, like a dog gnawing on a bone, chomping, chomping, biting them all in half, and after biting, he said: " With you, Ma Wu, I guarantee that you didn’t play tricks in setting up a gamble, you guys have all seen it, he is the real thing——no pretense!” Blind Ma Wu had already been made angry by Shorty Shi Er, but when he heard this flattery, he became dumbfounded again, spread his hands and said, "My dear, it doesn't matter if you check it out, just ruin my big pair of dice." Now, I didn’t prepare another set of dice, so I can’t make the bet.” "Didn't you roll the dice and take the bet?" Shi Er'ao said, "Let's change the taste and change it to bet! I'll lose all my pants to you, and go into the brothel with my butt naked-to save a lot of money After some formalities, isn’t it enough?” "How much money do you have to lose?" Blind Ma Wu said, "Betting is not like rolling dice, the table is bigger." "Even if I'm the one piece of money that's in your pocket, you have to win it first," Shorty Shi Er said, "When it comes to gambling, are you evil? I'm more evil than you! You're stripping! Come on, pretend to be a treasure! I'll bet you when you pretend to be a treasure!" "Okay, if you pretend to be a treasure, let's pretend to be a treasure...Okay, here comes the treasure!" Ma Wu blindly took out the treasure box and pressed it under a piece of black flannelette, and began to sing the betting numbers of each house: "Okay, you only support three coins, you The red line is five cents, your black line is nothing, what are you doing, what are you, short man, how are you?" Shorty Shi Er put a piece of silver on the "four" and said: "I'm going to double it for four, and you will pay six yuan for one piece, but you will take me two yuan for it!" Blind Ma Wu revealed the treasure, but it was Hei Si sitting in the treasure box; blind Ma Wu ate a few copper coins on the door next to him, but he paid Shi Er dwarf six ringing oceans, Shi Er dwarf After receiving the money, he was so happy that he could see his teeth but not his eyes. He clapped his hands and said, "What? Ma Wu, your signboard is shining, and the cowhide is blown up! The one who lost the money is a fake Jigong, not a real living Buddha,——you If you meet me, a disciple of the living Buddha, you will be unable to resist." "Hey, hey," Ma Wu said with a forced smile, "I'm trying to get you, so don't be arrogant. You don't leave the table, and it's not yours if you win. You'll be able to do it if you take it away!...Okay, Baolai , Bao is here again!"