Chapter 11 0011

"I'm here, big bear, why are you here again?!" Shorty Shi Er said, feeling his voice and squeezed over. After a long while, he squeezed to the place where the big bear was talking, but there was no sign of the big bear. I heard the voice of the big bear yelling in the place where I squeezed, and the yelling went further and further away. "It's so damn sulking," Shorty Shi Er muttered, "Isn't this a big mill being pushed on the whirlpool?!" As the saying goes, "mosquitoes gather into thunder" is absolutely true. Once the crowd gathers and listens to the clamoring noise, it is really like opening a gate and knocking down a dam, calling for father and mother. , Picking up hats, looking for shoes, plus firecrackers, colorful sounds and deafening gongs and drums, it swelled people's heads.Shorty Shi Er couldn't find the tall bear, so he just kept squeezing, hoping to get to the front, but the one who squeezed around was still trapped in the human nest, and his underwear was completely soaked. The sweat is steaming like a steamed bun just out of the cage.

"Hey, brother, what kind of game is the bright sedan chair?" The man lowered his head following the voice, and then he found Shorty Shi Er who was talking: "You also come to join in the fun?! My God, what can you see when you are crowded in a human nest?!" The man squeezed The short pipe stem, the big teeth squeaking, and the slender neck stretched and stretched when he spoke, reminded Shi Er of the fish's jaws he had seen at the side of the wild reeds during the day. "I'm asking, what kind of Saifaer is Liangjiao?" "Oh, how do you compete with the lit sedan chair?" The man rolled his eyes and said, "I said, are you from outside? Well, is this bright lit sedan chair?... In addition to the decoration competition, there are 24 competitions. The skill of the sedan chair bearers. When the race starts, two rows of red lacquered wooden poles are erected in the middle of the square, one at a distance of five feet. Gongs and drums, walking flower steps according to the rhythm of gongs and drums, all the way through the winding road lined up with red lacquer sticks. Playing tricks in the road, counting points according to the novel tricks played by each sedan chair. One step at a time, the sedan chair is carried wildly in the curve, dodging left and right, turning left and right, not to trip people, let alone the sedan chair, even if it touches a crooked red lacquer stick, buckle it a little. "

"Oh, oh, oh," Shorty Shi Er said, "So there are so many tricks?!... Oh no! We are so busy talking, where are we getting crowded?!" "Don't worry, second brother," the man said, "It's still early to watch the game. It's just after dark and it's time for dinner. In previous years, when the game starts, it won't be lively until the fourth watch? You can't squeeze in because you are too short." Go around, if you want to see it clearly, please follow me, through that alley, there is a low stone wall, people riding on the wall, you can't see the scene at all."

"Drink, that's good!" Shorty Shi Er said excitedly, "Over there, I'll treat you to a jug of wine. Look, the wine is here." A piece of roasted rabbit leg said: "The rabbit in the wild reeds is really fat. Let's drink it while watching the game, isn't it delicious?!" "That's it!" The man echoed, "I knew that the rabbits in Yeludang were fat enough. Let's go." The two turned around and squeezed out. They were tall and sharp-eyed. They were led by that person, and they squeezed out of the den after a while. There is a narrow alley with high walls on both sides, turning from east to west, and there is a low stone wall about four feet high that separates the square, and many children are crowded on the top of the wall, clapping their hands there.

"The meeting is about to begin," said one, "Bao Ye and that Guan Ba ​​Ye are going up the steps." "Look at those brigands walking the salt," said another. When Shorty Shi Er heard this, he felt relieved, and thought to himself that Guan Baye and his group were finally dragged by others, so I shouldn't blame me for sneaking ahead. "Come on, I'll carry the jug for you, you climb the wall first," said the man. Shorty Shi Er handed over the wine jug, and the other party took the jug, consciously or unconsciously weighing it. "Gah, don't weigh it, this is the No. 1 jug, I told the store to fill it full, it's enough for you to drink," Shorty Shi Er said, "Brother, don't pour out the good wine." The second dwarf Shi turned his face towards the wall and stretched out his two hands, barely reaching the top of the wall. Just as he flexed his arms and bent his elbows, and his whole body was hanging in the air, he heard the person behind him say: "Here, second brother, you are too stingy!" Now, give me back this pot of wine!" While talking, Shorty Shi Er felt a numbness in the back of his head, his head was spinning, and he curled up to the corner of the wall like a dead dog.

"You stupid thief," said the man, throwing away the smashed tin jug, "you didn't prick up your ears to inquire, how many big teeth are there in Wanjialou? Hey, I knew it before you opened your mouth." You have teeth growing in your mouth! In front of Lao Tzu, can you, who is an undercover agent for the Fourth Judge, be tolerated? I can't even tolerate a grain of sand in my eyes!" "Just... just kidding..." Shorty Shi Er said in a daze, "Big bear, damn it, with you together, I won't be able to eat wine jug..." When Da Banya heard this, he hurriedly picked up the flagon jug that had been thrown aside, aiming at Shorty Shi Er's head to hit another guy again, the poor flat flagon was knocked into a round shape by Shorty Shi Er's head again. ...But Big Bear didn't have the luck of Shorty Shi Er, so he changed his mind to chase Shorty Shi Er, and forgot to take the wine from the cabinet.Finding a dwarf in such a crowded crowd is really harder than finding a needle in a haystack. The big bear relied on its thick arms and strong strength, and squeezed back and forth in the human den several times, but failed to find half of them. Dwarf ghost hair.

"It's really an evil ghost, and the dwarf is not a descendant of Tu Xing. (The character on the list of gods, Shan Tu Dun.) He clearly saw it, but he didn't know which cave he went to when he said Dun!" The big bear muttered, squeezing In front of the square. The seven bright sedan chairs are already starting the race, and they are slowly moving around the square under the guidance of the gongs and drums.In the middle of the square, some men in bunts were erecting poles, with colorful satin belts stretched across the poles; those crystal clear and bright sedan chairs were undulating under the steps of lifting the poles, as if forming a colorful dragon.The "Kirin" sedan chair of the long room, the "Tiger" sedan chair of the second room, the "Golden Rooster" sedan chair of the third room, the "Silver Rabbit" sedan chair of the fifth room...the "Caifeng" sedan chair of the seventh room, each has its own characteristics, which is fascinating. dazzled.The big bear put its head on the human head and looked at it, so happy that it even forgot to drink its saliva.

When the bright sedan stepped into the narrow passageway made of red-painted wooden poles, the main handle of the sedan chair above his head blew a long whistle, and the gongs and drums played "chaotic flower arrangement", trembling and hurried: "Dong dong dong dong eat dong ke dong gong! dong dong dong eat dong ke dong gong!" The twenty-four sedan chair bearers stepped on the drums, slapped their buttocks with their heels, swung their bodies and jumped up. The thirteen people in front were short, and the eleven people in the back jumped up. The man squatted down again; in this way, the sedan chair seemed to be floating on the big waves one after another, and the four palace lanterns at the corners of the sedan chair were swinging back and forth with the shaking of the sedan chair, The Yingluo hanging under the palace lantern collided with each other from time to time, blasting out bowl-sized crystal flowers.As soon as the sound of the drum of the first sedan chair stopped, the drum sound of the second sedan chair started again, and the drummer played the "fried bean" drum:

"Boom, boom boom, boom, boom boom, boom boom boom boom!" The lifters of the two sedan chairs hop very strangely. No matter how crazy the lower body dances, the shoulders carrying the sedan chair are as steady as a mountain; , raised his leg and swung it to the right, almost forming a mountain of legs, and layers of leg shadows flew out continuously, but the sedan chair seemed to have not moved at all, until it finished walking the curved pole formation, the lamp did not shake at all. "Wow! Wow!" The crowd chirped.Before the sound subsided, the third sedan chair broke into the pole array with another drum sound.The twenty-four sedan chair lifters of the third sedan chair took five steps forward with their hands on the sedan chair, thrust their chests out and squatted down, and walked with duck steps with their belly protruding. It seems that as long as you tie a thin string and pull it backwards, even people and sedan chairs will look up to the sky.Such bold bodywork and footwork, without painstaking training, would never be able to get out, and the crowd burst out with even more cheers.The big bear stood on tiptoe for a long time, took the opportunity to bend his knees before the third sedan chair passed by, and before the fourth sedan chair was picked up, and happened to see the twenty-four fan-spread steps in front of the tall building from the gap in the square. A row of grand master chairs were arranged on the platform, Guan Baye and the group of brothers were all sitting there with a big face, some were smoking foreign cigarettes, and some were tasting yellow tea, smiling so far that their teeth could not see their eyes, they were more crowded than myself among the crowd. The neck is stretched out in the nest, but where is the strength? !

"It's grandma's grandson! It's all caused by dwarf Shi Er." The big bear said in his heart: "Otherwise, wouldn't I cross Erlang's legs over there too?! Fortunately, I am tall, if I am as tall as a dwarf Little Fa, I'm afraid I won't be able to see anything." I’ve been watching the game for a long time, and the daredevils have to let it go (meaning Xiaojie.) But where can I find Maokeng?The big bear wanted to put aside this idea and put up with it all the time, but the daredevil couldn't hold it back, the more he held it back, the more irritating it was.The big bear couldn't hold it anymore, so he grabbed his crotch and squeezed out, trying to find a secluded place to let him go.

Squeeze out of the crowd and turn north, turn into a narrow alley, feel the depths along the narrow alley, and once you get out of the alley, you will reach an empty field on the other side of the back street, surrounded by many branches. It was a huge tree, and on the top of the tree there was a faint light from a star and a half away; when I stumbled over something under my legs, I squatted down and touched it, only to find the short-leg horn stakes nailed to fasten livestock all over the place.The big bear stretched out his nose and sniffed twice, and said to himself: "By the way, this is the cattle and horse market in Wanjialou, and there is a smell of livestock." See if there is no one around, why don't you just let the daredevil go here .Standing up, just pulling off the waistband of his trousers and wanting to drown, he heard someone behind the tree shadow over there say angrily: "Who? Dude, let's make a fool of yourself!" He squatted down again; the daredevil refused to obey, and came out, wet his crotch.