Chapter 9 Chapter 8 The Killer's Secret Mission

big split coffin October 11 Patty ate the guests and became the topic of conversation in the family these two days.Especially at the dining table, when the whole family gathers together, they have to say it several times.While talking, he called it disgusting, but he also said it happily. No matter what, it is always a glorious thing for a pet to bite off a guest's head.He said that the "hate education" given to him since he was a child was very successful; he has been taught to practice stabbing with live targets for a long time, and it has indeed achieved good results.Isn't this ironclad evidence?It's like a boxing match, it doesn't matter if you have the upper hand every round!As long as I punch you down in the last round, if you can't get up when you count to ten, you've lost.

Death often represents not only the end of the war, but also the end of the justice of the dead.It's like a group of people fighting, you scold me, I scold you, the more you scold, the less likely you will be scolded by others, because the other party is afraid of your retaliation.The so-called "eating the soft persimmons" is often the weakest one who is scolded; more often than not, it is the one who was absent that day and was not present at the scene. To die is to be absent, and it is certain that the dead person will never be present again.So the brother was caught and asked, "Where did you get the black gun?" "He gave it to me for safekeeping." "Who is he?" "He is the one who just died."

When the two armies are at war, the commander of one side is killed, his head is cut off and hung on the flagpole, and the war is often over. In certain ages, people's axioms are decided by duels.If you win, it means God bless you and you must be right.If you die, it means that you are lying, you are unrighteous, you deserve to die, even your family members should be killed. In the past, in the British Parliament, two people argued endlessly, so they made an appointment to go out to a duel, each took a gun, walked forward with their backs facing each other, counted their steps, and at the same time, turned around and shot, if you fell down, you lost .And not only did you lose your life, but you also lost "the reason you fought for." .

"People are there, people are there", this sentence is really good, if you are not here, why should others speak for you.It should even be said that you are not here because you are sorry for me. When I supported you at the beginning, I really didn't expect you to die so early. Now that you are dead, defeated, escaped, and sick, of course I can no longer support you. You will find out how important it is to "maintain a breath". Once that breath is over, everything will change color-your political wind will immediately turn, and the "ranking arrangement" will be "reorganized" immediately.Your bronze statue was painted and beheaded.Your myth begins to be unraveled and your greatness begins to decay.

When two heroes compete, it depends not only on who is more powerful, but also on who lives longer. Longer life means that you have won "this breath", and longer life also means that God is on your side.Living longer will give you more time to clean up the followers of the "dead ghost" one by one.You can destroy all historical materials that are beneficial to him, burn the manuscript of his memoirs, exile the "stinky old nine" who spoke for him, and then arrange for your own people to rewrite history. So living long can make history stand by your side and make you famous through the ages.

That being said, if the visiting praying mantis is dead, what else is there to say?Who told you that you are "not good at learning", but came to break into my Shaolin Bronze Man Formation?good!You didn't come here yourself, I caught you and put you in the killer's house.But anyway, who let you die in battle?Even if I "set up a situation" and force you to perform this scene.You are dead, you are sorry for me, you deserve it.Otherwise, how could you die? Of course, there may be one or two stunned people in this world. For example, my wife is not convinced by my opinion.

I said: "The reason why Patty was able to beat the big with a small one, and bite off the head of a Japanese ninja (little Japanese devil's mother) is because I taught her the Sunflower Book. Think about it! Which praying mantis has so many opportunities, Fighting with all kinds of bugs every day, they wait under the leaves, is a "lottery", it depends on luck, and we Patty wins the lottery every day. Of course, Patty's killing skills are superb." The wife sneered and said, "Forget it! Everyone has seen it. The foreign praying mantis stepped on Patty, and Patty was petrified. It is familiar with the place, in the middle of the night, and kills the guests." It's gone." He loudened his voice again to emphasize: "It's a sneak attack! The guest's death is really unjust."

When it comes to "dead unjustly", it may really be a bit unsatisfactory.It has been at least forty hours since the alien praying mantis died, but its buttocks are still writhing up and down.Patty also showed the style of a general, so he didn't go over to take two more bites because of this.I can't help but admire Patty's killer's ruthlessness and precision. How could she bite off her opponent's neck so accurately, but she was unscathed? To use a news term - "Judging from the modus operandi of the crime, it is obviously the work of a professional killer." Patty is not only a "killer", but also a "professional killer".How great!It reminds me of the female killer in the French movie NIKITA, forgetting the past, forgetting the name, and even forgetting myself.Obediently carry out the tasks assigned by "above".After completing the task, he disappeared into a person without a name.

Now, I'm going to send Patty on a "secret mission".This is real "attendance", not staying in your own glass jar to kill! Speaking of this "mission", first of all I must introduce today's Target, which is the "object" that Patty will assassinate. This matter started several days ago.No!It should have started many years ago. Every year at this time, some dark little ghosts will always sneak into my study.Whether it is day or night, it makes a sharp cry. I've seen those little ghosts several times.It's not a special person, it's a cricket.I don't hate their barking either, I just wonder where they come from with the doors and windows all shut.

For this reason, I used to carefully check every crack in the house.My study is facing the yard, half of the floor, half of the "slate floor".The floor was obviously tight, and the fault was all on the "slate floor" side.The house is old, and the joints of the slate floor often have places where the cement has fallen off, and sometimes small holes are formed.I guess the crickets must have gotten in through these little holes. Crickets are very wonderful. As I said before, they even think they are smart and will deliberately tease people.I believe that they must be very afraid of the cold, so when it gets cold in autumn, they will go into the house.Just drilled and drilled, they are actually like Sima Xiangru, "I heard someone knocking the chime, and I don't feel itchy." I couldn't help singing when I entered the room, and I even sang it so forgetfully, until I illuminated them with a flashlight. Only when he arrived did he stop singing.

Last year I caught a cricket and let it live.It came back soon after, and brought his wife and children with him.I think they are a happy family and very cute, so I won't bother them anymore. Unexpectedly, one day, a cricket ran under my wife's seat.She was so scared that she jumped on the chair.I said: "Catch it and throw it out." As soon as I finished speaking, I heard a "snap", and my wife sent it to heaven with the sole of her shoe.Said: "I dare not capture alive, it is easier to kill." The next day, I still heard crickets chirping, but I couldn't find it after searching, so I put on my shoes and went for a run.As soon as my foot was in the shoe, I knew something was wrong. I turned the shoe over and a half-dead male cricket fell out. As for the third one, I don't know what to do.Presumably, "you can't enter a dangerous country, and you can't live in a chaotic country", so you emigrated overseas. This year, just last week, I caught another big cricket, which is really a good variety of "red-headed golden-winged". It has two short wings, and it chirps as soon as it shakes, even my deaf mother can hear it. . I also treat it well.Especially find a small golden cage specially used to hold crickets and put it in it.This little golden cage is said to have belonged to the Indian court in the 18th century. Presumably Indians also have such a good taste. The cage is round, no more than two inches in diameter, and more than an inch high, with filigree inlays and a design of "thunder pattern" and "cloud pattern".There is also a ruby ​​set on the top, surrounded by seven sapphires.At first glance, it really looks like an Indian palace building. I kept the crickets in it, and put half a grape in it.On the night it was caught, it was probably happy to live in the mansion, and sang all night long.The next day, I sang for a while.But on the third day, it was quiet.I looked in between the hollowed-out gold threads, and thought it was still moving, so I ignored it.Unexpectedly, when I opened the box on the third day, it was dead inside. I was about to throw it away when my wife yelled that there was a black bug on the carpet.From the past, it is only a female cricket.While I was in a hurry to find a plastic bag, I told her not to beat her to death all at once. "This is the wife of the original one. Wanli is looking for her husband." I said, "Crickets are affectionate and righteous." "Isn't her husband dead?" "It's always good to see one last time." This cricket probably also had a heart, and let me catch it without any resistance. In order for it to have a quiet place to mourn its deceased husband, I specially found a bigger bottle, first opened the golden cage containing the dead cricket, put it into the bottom of the bottle, and then put the female cricket down. It really walked around the golden cage, like a mournful widow, weeping bitterly while stroking the coffin.Occasionally, she raised her head, climbed on the side of the coffin with her front feet, looked inside, and stared at her husband's remains with affectionate eyes. Then, it jumped in, inspected little by little, stroked little by little, stood and looked at it, and leaned over to kiss. It found the male cricket's thigh, hugged it tightly, shook, and swayed, and I seemed to be able to hear its sobbing and weeping. It finally jumped out of the coffin of the golden cage and went to eat the apple I gave it.Looking back, the male cricket was still lying upright, but a large piece of meat had been cut off from his leg, and there were many tooth marks on it—they were gnawed off by the female cricket. I immediately reported the startling news to the whole family. Cruel or anti-traditional news is often what everyone loves to watch.It's like in the office in the morning, flipping through the newspaper and seeing "a certain woman cut off the root of her husband's bane in a rage and threw it out of the window, and was swallowed by a passing wild dog as a sausage given by God." Probably very few people I can read it to everyone without being "excited". Things that are against human nature are often also human nature, and they always float at the bottom of human nature.Kawabata Yasunari said in "The Beauty of Japan and Me" "Who would not want to commit suicide?" Camus said in "The Stranger" that "every normal person, at one point or another, expected the death of their new love. "These remarks, which cannot be recognized by the world, may impact the hearts of readers and even gain a certain degree of sympathy. Man is a kind of schadenfreude animal.When others do what they want to do but dare not do, and they are discovered and punished, it can arouse their secret pleasure—— look!Fortunately, I didn't do it, otherwise it would have ended like this. look!I didn't even dare, he dared, he deserved to be repaired. look!I'm not the only one who wants to do it, many people have already done it, and it's not surprising that one day I will do it. As a result, the society presents a high degree of ethics on the surface, but it is deviant at the bottom.Fortunately, this deviant thing exists, so it is spread out by novels, movies, dramas, paintings... one by one, and it arouses people's sympathy, and there is no hidden pleasure. Now I can actually see that deviant thing from a little cricket, how can it not make people feel a little "exciting joy"? It reminds me of a French movie "Life and Nothing But" I watched a while ago. This film was rated as "speaking, touching, and beautiful" by the New York Times film critic. People rushed to the front line to claim the bodies of their relatives. A well-dressed and extremely beautiful young woman also went, running around, and when she finally confirmed that her husband was dead, she actually said: "I was afraid that he was still alive, but he became a useless person; now that I know he is dead, instead It's easy." In the end, she even fell in love with an officer who took her to identify the dead body. "I was looking for it because of the bond between husband and wife, so I had to look for it." "I was looking for it to make sure that he was really dead. So I was completely free." Will this female cricket have the same idea when she comes out to find her husband? Death does not need to be sympathized with.In any case, the dead feel no sympathy.It is the living who really deserve sympathy.The so-called "the dead are gone, what about the living." The dead are the ones who leave voluntarily, leaving behind the living orphans and widows.No wonder many widows will first "caress" the corpse in pain, and then "beat the corpse" and curse: "You are so cruel! Leave us alone..." That being the case, what's wrong with forming a new love, or even performing "Big Splitting the Coffin" for the new love? "Big Splitting the Coffin" should be a well-known drama among Ping opera fans.What is it playing?Are you playing an adulterer or a "woman who really wants to live"?Now that the husband is dead and in the coffin.The new man is not an "adulterate man"; in order to save the new man, splitting the ex-husband's coffin and digging out the ex-husband's brain to treat the disease is also a matter of balance and has to be done. Speaking of which, this woman's husband, obviously not dead, but pretending to be dead, and pretending to be another man to test his wife, is it right? I have a male student who is divorcing his wife.The reason is that he secretly sent a bunch of roses to his wife's office on Valentine's Day under the name of "a curtain-raiser".A letter was also attached, agreeing to meet at a certain restaurant after get off work. The wife called her husband before leaving get off work to tell her husband that she would be home late, and then went to the appointment with her make-up and perfume on.Of course, it was none other than her husband. On Valentine's Day, the two actually filed for divorce.The husband said his wife was unfaithful, and often thought about cheating; when the wife argued, she guessed that the husband was playing a prank. The question is, why does this man need to try?You know, it's not the wife who is tempted, it's human nature.It is the curiosity and rebellion at the bottom of human nature. He is a bastard just like Zhuang Zhou in "Big Splitting the Coffin"! Thinking of this, I don't blame the mother cricket anymore. I think it's a smart thing for her to treat her husband as food and tonic while paying tribute to her.Just thinking about it, the "big splitting of the coffin" was actually staged. First, I heard faint crickets calling, and gradually approached from far away, and the boyfriend of the female cricket had already chased after her. This reminds me of when I first arrived in the United States, probably because the Vietnam War ended, and men were very "out of stock".An American woman told me a story - a woman met a man on the beach. "Where are you from?" the woman asked. "I just got out of prison, after ten years in prison." "That's great!" the woman exclaimed excitedly, "then you must be a bachelor." Recently, a rich woman near my house lost her husband.Everyone also whispered: "The night her husband died, more than a dozen men called her to express their condolences." So I guess, will this new male cricket also take a fancy to the rich female cricket?Aim at the dead cricket's thigh, black and tight, like bacon.Perhaps in the world of crickets, this corpse is a great delicacy. The male cricket was so bold that he jumped on my floor.I kicked it hard on the bookcase, and grabbed it before it could react. Immediately "send it as a pile".Sure enough, it was like meeting old lovers. First they sang and danced, chased each other, and then jumped into the golden cage together to enjoy the "poor dead husband". The whole leg of the corpse was quickly bitten off, and the two crickets shared the food together, with their heads leaning against each other, as if drinking a "cup of wine". It's not uncommon to have fun with another man in front of the dead body of your husband, or even have sex with an unknown enemy who killed your husband. Think about it, ancient and modern, Chinese and foreign, how many people killed each other's men, captured each other's women, and then took them as their wives?Looking at the history of marriage in China, there are certainly a certain number of people who died for their husbands, but beyond that number, there are probably countless more who obeyed and killed their husbands and enemies. Especially in the past, in an agricultural society dominated by men, a woman could not survive without a man.If she doesn't accept that "new man", she is afraid that her young child will not be able to survive. Under such circumstances, can she not obey? On the contrary, the more independent and individualized a woman or man is, the least likely to "betray". Those who betray the fastest are often those who rely on their husbands for everything, or those who rely on their wives for everything.The more docile the little woman and obedient little husband are, the more likely something will go wrong.Don't think that he is so dependent on you, so that he will be extremely faithful.You have to think about it, because he is dependent, it is difficult to live without you.So when you die or are not around him for a long time, he is more likely to rely on others. I saw a Japanese satire—— Husband yells at wife, "Take off your clothes!" The wife obediently nodded and said "yes" and took off her clothes. The husband is out. Another man came in and yelled, "Take off your clothes!" The woman also nodded obediently and said "yes" and took off her clothes. The play is ironic, but also very real.As I said before, it shows the bottom of human nature. A person who is submissive to a husband or wife may also be submissive to other men or women.They have no integrity because they lack bones.It may be their other half that makes them boneless. look!How loving these young couples are in my bottle!Just like the title of the French movie, "Life is nothing more than this", for the widow, no matter whether he is a man or a woman, he must live happily. I moved the bottle to the flagstone floor in the corner of the room and listened to their singing. My daughter also loves to listen to this song, because her teacher taught her that if the crickets sing loudly together, it means that the next day will be sunny.If there is a wave of singing, it means that it will be cloudy.In addition, count the number of times the cricket calls every 13 seconds, and add 40 to get the temperature of the day. For example, after 20 calls, add 40 to 20 to get 60.It was probably sixty degrees Fahrenheit that day. Since the first male cricket came, she has been counting like this, every day is full.The new one did the same, serving the same job.This ability of crickets is an important reason why they can not be killed, otherwise I would have thrown them in for dinner for Killer Patty. But today, I finally couldn't bear it anymore and sent Patty Killer to carry out the death mission. Why? Because the male cricket actually jumped out of the bottle last night and ran away.Not only ran away, but also hid in the crack of the door and kept calling, which made me miss again and again. How can my "authoritarian system" be challenged?It's all right for you to go into exile overseas, but you dare to speak to me across the sea, disturb the peace of my people, and cause people's hearts to fluctuate. look!As soon as the female cricket hears the call of the male cricket, she becomes obsessed with it. Is this okay? Now I finally figured out how they got in there.It turns out that the door of my study room leads to the yard. There are two floors with screen doors on the outside and glass doors on the inside.Between the two doors, there is a small hole on the ground. The small hole is somewhere, and another small hole leads to the outside of the wall.So the cricket can get into the small hole in the wall, between my screen door and the glass door, and when I open the glass door during the day and rely on the screen door for ventilation, it jumps into the house. Now the escaped male cricket is hiding in the small hole.Facing the room with its pointed buttocks sticking out two needles, it kept flapping its wings and screaming, as if shouting: "Come on! Jump out of the glass bottle, go to freedom and follow me!" And, as soon as I approached, it slipped away Go in, and hide inside and call. I thought about pouring water into it, but I was afraid that the wall would be damaged and the water would come in from one side and come out from the other, so it wouldn't have any effect.I also wanted to ask my old father-in-law to take a deep breath of a cigarette and spray it in, but I was afraid that the old man, who was nearly eighty years old, would twist his waist on the ground. Finally, I had an idea. Yes indeed!Wouldn't it be stupid to leave the super killer unused? I took Patty out of the jar.My technique is better now, and I know that the position one and a half centimeters behind the neck is the dead angle of its pliers.So he grabbed here and put Patty at the door of the cricket. I didn't place it at the main entrance, but above the small hole, so that the killer could climb vertically on the wall and take the best "assassination position". Then, I closed the glass door, the only way to ensure that the killer would not give up the mission and escape.Everyone who hires a killer should understand the principle that preventing the killer first becomes killing one's own people. I peeked down from the top of the glass door, but because the position was too low, I couldn't see anything, but I could hear the fugitive cricket's call faintly. Gradually, the voice got louder, and it must have moved to the entrance of the cave. I thought to myself, "Petty! Don't leave." Suddenly, the barking stopped.I slowly opened the door, and Patty was still standing in the same position, with a throbbing thing in his hand. She was biting off the cricket's wing, which is the cricket's sounder, no wonder there was no sound. I can't help but cheer for Patty, and cheer for myself. How great!It's at your fingertips.The cricket must be complacent, thinking that I can't catch it, and it can make a big noise.Unexpectedly, I used the same insect killer as it, and I had already hidden it outside its door and went undercover. How clever my killer is!It actually knows to bite off its "voice" first. Prisoners whose tongues are cut off don't even have the right to cry for injustice before death. I moved Petey back to the jar and put the female's bottle aside and watched Petey eat the male. "This is the fate of dissidents." I said to my mother cricket: "He is an adulterer, and you are an adulterer. I am not eradicating dissidents, but doing justice for the great!" Yiyantang October 16 Once the male cricket died, the house fell silent.Sometimes it feels more disturbing to have no sound.No wonder some people want to put a flowing spring in their house to listen to the sound of water; some people raise birds and want to listen to their singing;Even my air purifier is obviously noisy, but the instruction manual says that this frequency will not be noisy, but it has the effect of calming the nerves.It’s no wonder that some husbands snore a lot. Not only will the person next to his pillow not feel the disturbance, but if the husband is not at home one day, he may not be able to sleep because it is too quiet. The two male crickets called before and after for a long time, and I heard it from time to time, but sometimes I couldn't hear it, that is, "I can hear it or not".Now that they have reached this state, they are really not used to their sudden disappearance. Perhaps those who are in politics will feel the same way!From "one word", everyone dare not speak, to suddenly "speaking loudly", of course they will not be used to it.But if this situation has been going on for a long time, it will be fine. Once the voice of opposition suddenly disappears, will you feel too lonely? So, "absolute power corrupts absolutely".It can also be changed to "absolute tranquility, causing absolute anxiety." The anxiety comes from the psychological inability to "affirm oneself", just like a writer who is too famous, writes bad things, others use them, lacks critics, and instead Be uneasy.Absolute peace is also like many people without foreign aggression. Everyone is full and drunk, and has nowhere to vent their remaining energy, so they engage in internal fighting.Even after the end of the "cold war period" in this world, instead of peace, ethnic and religious wars have increased.Eskimos are always in boundless tranquility. They should have good ears, but they find that there are a lot of deaf people.Because the ears are always out of contact with the sound, and occasionally hunting and shooting, the gunshots will cause serious injuries, which should be the same reason. Although there is no sound of crickets, I am a little uncomfortable.Fortunately, it rained heavily for several days in a row, and the "gutter" was blocked by the rotten leaves in autumn, and the rainwater trickled down along the eaves on all sides. It was very noisy with tick-tock and sloppy, which gave me another kind of peace of mind. sound effects. I don’t know why, when it rains in autumn, I think of Li Yi’an’s (Li Qingzhao)’s “A Depressed Courtyard, There’s a Wind and Rain, and the Heavy Door Must be Closed.” This poem is clearly about spring rain, but no matter how I look at it, it’s all about autumn sorrow.As for her "It's hardest to catch a breath when it's warm and cold", it's just the opposite. Although it's autumn, no matter how I think about it, I think it's the cold spring.Probably all talented men and women are a little bit regardless of day and night, age and age! Li Yi'an is really a talented woman. Not only can she defeat her husband Zhao Mingcheng, but she can also defeat her father-in-law Zhao Tingzhi.It is said that after Zhao Mingcheng's death, Li Yi'an wrote a sacrificial article, which was probably so well written that Zhao Tingzhi didn't dare to write. I don't think the word "gram" should be used, because it is too manly chauvinistic.I should say that if Zhao Mingcheng hadn't had Li Qingzhao, he would have long been a small speck in the dust of history and would not be remembered.Even Zhang Ruzhou, who Li Yian later remarried, has to thank this second wife. Thanks to her, Zhang Ruzhou can enter history, and has been quarreled and quarreled by future generations until today. Isn't it?Once I talked about Li Qingzhao on the radio station, saying that she remarried to Zhang Ruzhou, but was scolded severely by an old gentleman, saying how could Li Yi'an, such a talented and innocent woman, remarry. I replied that it was because of her great talent that she had extraordinary desires; it was also because she was a "strange woman" that she was able to challenge the world, not only remarried, but also dared to sue her husband.Do you count the talented women in history, do they often have anti-worldly behaviors?We always say that men who have achieved success often divorce their old wives; in fact, women who have achieved success, especially in modern times, often dump their husbands.If the husband is alive, he can be dumped, but if the husband is dead, what scruples are there?spouse!spouse!If one side gets married, or the other side dies, since they are no longer "matched", how can they become "couples"? The female crickets left in my glass bottle are the least married.look!The ex-husband was eaten by her and her husband in partnership, and the latter was assassinated after he fled.There is only one "she" who eats grapes for a while and eats corpses for a while, and lives very happily. Should I find another master for her and marry a third husband? Suddenly thought of Patty, this guy has been particularly disturbed since his "business trip".Always grabbing the gauze at the mouth of the jar, trying to run outside.This can't be blamed on her, the fruits I picked are sweet, and after hunting the wild food, of course I feel that the food at home is not delicious. Her uneasiness may also be due to the "estrus period".The lifespan of the praying mantis outside is at most until the end of November. By then, it will freeze to death even if it does not starve to death.Coupled with the fact that they still have to conceive for a while before they can lay eggs, it is of course time to "marry" now.The "guest" a few days ago, unfortunately, was a female, but the contact with the same sex would also arouse her sexual associations. Even though she killed the other party later, the aroused sexual desire was still there. It is also difficult to calm down. That's right, even if you are not gay, you will be emotional when you see the same sex's naked body, and you can even associate it when you look at your own naked body.Didn't the early nuns wear a special dress when taking a bath to avoid seeing their own bodies and having daydreams? Sexual dissatisfaction is the most disturbing thing.I thought, maybe Patty killed his friend because of sexual impatience, not for "predation".Otherwise why didn't she eat her friend? When it comes to eating, the recent heavy rain has caused big problems for Patty's food.Fortunately, Patty first ate a male cricket while on a mission, and later my father-in-law caught an unknown bug and fed her.Even so, she had only eaten two meals in the past six days. Fortunately she can drink water.Since I fed her water during the "sickness", now as long as I pass the "duckbill pen", she will stretch her neck to drink, and she can always drink four drops of water at a time. The rain, in addition to not being able to catch worms, also prevented me from finding a husband for her. Seeing that the weather was getting colder, the killer's temper was getting more and more irritable, and her lifespan was getting shorter and shorter, and I also started to get irritable. Suddenly thought of Chen Weibang, a famous entomologist in Taiwan.He should be my teacher and my colleague.I heard about him when I was studying in Chenggong High School.Later, he went to teach at his alma mater and saw his "Insect House".With the economic power of the Taiwanese at that time, relying entirely on themselves, they collected so many rare insect specimens in the world, how can it not be admirable. It’s a coincidence that I went to Hualien to give a speech this summer. I met Chen Weishou at Hualien Airport. He took three transparent plastic boxes. Guess what’s inside?It turned out to be three little praying mantises. "Why not in a box?" I asked him. "I'm afraid they will eat each other," he said. "I heard that sometimes the female praying mantis will bite off the head of the male praying mantis while mating." I said. "Yes! Yes! Yes!" He smiled and made a very strange expression: "This way the male mantis will be happy." "Happy if your head is bitten off?" I cried. "Of course, if a man doesn't have a brain to think about, he can fully enjoy the pleasure of sex." "You're not a praying mantis, how do you know?" I questioned him. "I can see that!" he said with certainty. When I got home, I told my wife about it.The wife also asked: "Chen Weishou is not a mantis, how does he know? I didn't convey the truth, so I smiled and said, "Chen Weishou said that the male mantis told him." "The male mantis is headless, how do you tell him?" Now I'm stuck. Now, I thought of Chen Weishou again.I especially remember that at Hualien Airport that day, he was very generous and gave a praying mantis, including a box, to a student who accompanied me. I need him to send me a male praying mantis right now. At nine o'clock in the evening, I didn't go to work in Taipei, so I called my secretary: "I don't know Teacher Chen Weishou's phone number. Help me go to Chenggong High School and ask. If you happen to be able to contact Teacher Chen, ask him if he still has a male mantis. If so, I will take my female mantis back..."