Chapter 14 beat the tiger

The reason why I was not strangled to death was that I put the big tea mug containing lard on Chang Lingling's head in a hurry.Chang Lingling suddenly became a hard-faced person who did not show her facial features, and she kept on doing uh, her mouth smelled of borscht and raw onions, and everyone ignored it, because for some reason, she put a bunch of expensive The pearl necklace was torn off, and scattered pearls scattered all over the floor.  Xue Shi's father called the police, and when the police came in, I was wrapping the pearls in my heart in a handkerchief.When I came to the police station that smelled like fishy oysters, I saw that I was locked in an iron cage room, and a small iron stool was welded to death in the middle of the cage. —Finally saw a doll that was the Queen of Demons. 

It is said that Chang Lingling became a big-headed doll after I put a tea mug on it, and was sent to the Beijing Machine Tool Factory near Dabei Kiln. An eighth-level welding and cutting worker was hired to cut the big tea mug in half, so that Chang Lingling The whole head reappeared in the sky.During the cutting process, the welder and cutter turned the flame, and the cutting object made strange noises. The welder and cutter had no idea that the big tea mug was from the Soviet Union.It was given to my aunt by one of my ten or so aunts who was studying for a Ph. Said: Let's see what you can hold. 

The big teapot has the pattern of Red Square, Lenin's tombstone, and Basil's Ascension Cathedral.  Wearing a short-sleeved blouse with round neck lace and white crinoline, a red and white square skirt with wide suspenders, pink plastic sandals and white nylon socks with red stripes, five-strand braids on her head, and a pink bow sprinkled with silver dust. I used the iron stool to soften my waist.The waist is getting softer and softer, and the softer the waist is, the more you have to slack off. My mother told me that if I want to grow up, my waist will be as thick as your current waist, so slam down hard!Not only did I practice my soft waist on the iron stool, but I also used the iron stool to turn back and let the back of my head rub against the soles and heels of my feet. I forgot whether I used the iron stool to practice handstands, but I clearly remember when I was held by someone who looked like The fat translator in "Little Soldier Zhang Ga", when my eldest brother took it home, I said to a short policeman: The four corners of this iron stool can kill four people at the same time.I suggest you make a rubber stool, or find a straw futon instead. 

When anyone asked me about my situation in the detention center, I smiled and said yes, yes.Malu said the car was good.Flies say the swatter is good.The sparrow said the slingshot was good.The Jews say Auschwitz is good.The bad guys say the police are good.  A preschool child dared to steal a child. I was sent to Anding Hospital in Beijing, Fangcun Hospital in Guangzhou, Longhua Hospital in Shanghai and Shanghai Psychiatric Center.I think these hospitals are nothing compared to the detention centers.As a result, during the Cultural Revolution, when my mother was imprisoned, when the military propaganda team stationed in the medical school took me to Mentougou on the outskirts of the city to watch executions, I watched one, two, and three heads turn into blood gourds without expression. Shi even said: It would be nice if there was a telescope.I was just 11 years old when I said this, but it has been three years since my third and fourth brothers left, forever. 

During the summer vacation three years ago, the mother decided to take the three children to visit their father in the Great Northern Wilderness. All five children were supposed to go, but the eldest brother participated in the Go training class of the Municipal Youth Palace, and the second brother ran away with a popcorn seller. The mother had no choice but to go Take our three kids on the road.  ………  The leaves of the poplar trees in the south of the window, which had not been touched by the early frost and late dew, rustled, and the rain fell persistently, until it dipped deep into the finger-thick bark with folds.Before leaving, the fourth brother explained that there would be rain tomorrow, and how to fly a kite and roll a hoop because the ground was sticky.I said that the water can be squeezed out of the socket.The eldest brother said that there are times when the rain will run out.The third brother is talking nonsense, shut up.He said, Xiaoya, go back to your room and lie down to see what time it is, and the morning star hasn't come yet. 

I looked at the outlines of the black branches roughly reflected on the dark blue wall outside the window, and hoped that the sky would brighten up soon, and the dazzling sunshine would hit my face.The third brother didn't let us talk, but he said that the rain had covered the soil, and when digging treasures, he could knock out a jar of silver dollars with the heel of his shoes.The third brother regarded himself as a ghost in Pompeii, and said that he came to an empty tomb just now. Beside the tomb were five ginsengs as thick as a krait. Pepper, he was drenched in sweat when he went in.He fancied that if he could dig out a skull, it happened to have a golden crown stuck on it, and said ten thousand steps back, even if he dug out a tooth of an ancient man, his soliloquy was like a wheel stuck in the mud, turning around Turning around, only I knew that he was afraid of going to the Great Northern Wilderness. 

Can Golden Crown be exchanged for "Water Margin" villain book?The fourth brother asked while lying on the bed, leaning on his elbows.It's a small thing, at least I can exchange a car of cuttlefish.The third brother likes to eat cuttlefish. It is understandable that he would like to eat cuttlefish. What I don’t understand is that the third brother originally agreed with his aunt to go to the library of Peking University during the summer vacation to confess their lack of knowledge. The library opened and closed accordingly. The timetable for mass, why did they suddenly burn their schoolbags and textbooks? 

I clearly remember that the person who came to see him off put a small basket of crabapple on the window of the train.White and gray-speckled leaves fell faintly on the rails.My fourth brother and I looked at each other, our eyes quickly fell on Haitang, we swallowed saliva in a disguised manner, and when we mechanically said goodbye to one pair of faces standing on the platform, we stared at each other vigilantly from time to time, restraining each other, Defending Haitang.  On the train, my mother told me that after arriving in the Great Northern Wilderness, she would call him Dad when she saw him.Oh, I stared at Haitang intently, I still have my father?Can I do without a father?I look like I'm thinking hard, can I have you without dad?The third brother said.There are three swirls on his head, and he is admiring the lead-colored residual clouds and the desolate sky beyond the window that flashed by like a sunset.His insensitive attitude towards Haitang can be said to have a reason: his teeth are jagged, and there are several caries. Guo's mother is worried that he will not be able to marry a wife in the future. Ambitious, brilliant career.Of course, this was after he failed the military academy entrance examination.At this moment, he is occupying the position by the window, facing the night outside the window, crossing an invisible boundary, pushing back the dusk, and turning his back to me, he said: Be careful if he smothers you with a pillow.Yes, Dad is not easy to mess with, and the fourth brother who can only chime in helps again. 

When I woke up, it was already getting light.The clumps and clusters of grass stems under the roadbed are wrapped in morning frost, shining like silver fires.The third brother's eyes, which had been fed by the scenery outside the window for a long time, bent into a bow and shot at me: Xiaoya, when you see me, call Dad, understand?Don't call me uncle anymore, he warned me, making the gesture of strangling my neck with both hands.  I ignored him, feeling that the taste of taking the train was dull.Turning his head, he glanced at his mother and Haitang.Only a few bad ones were left at the bottom of the basket, and my mother was sleeping soundly, with her arms draped softly around her waist, her legs curled up, and her head tilted. In my impression, my mother was so energetic that she didn’t need to sleep. As long as she takes a nap, it will be very hot again. I wonder why she hasn't woken up until now, as quiet as a piece of luggage accompanying us on the road. 

The scene of my father coming to pick me up from the station is completely empty in my memory, but another father who is holding a thread-bound book in one hand and a machine gun in the other always appears when I wake up.The third brother punched me several times. I bit my lower lip with my teeth and stared blankly at a tall and handsome man hanging two bunches of freshly picked mushrooms on my mother's chest.What about mine?I asked him.He asked me to call me Dad, and he transformed into a straw-made giraffe from behind. I tiptoed to ask for it, but when he gave it to me, he still grunted my head and said: Wrong hug, wrong hug, our daughter is too ugly up. 

My head is like a plate of soaked seaweed, not comparable to the wheat-colored hair of the third brother and the fourth brother. They competed to report their academic performance to their father. While the voices flowed out of their mouths, many colorful pictures of their schools flowed out. , a portrait of Teacher Zhang, classmate Zhang San Li Si Wang Er Mazi reported the plot, and also sued Guo Ma for patriarchal femininity. I own more than five pairs of cotton trousers in winter, but each of them only has one cotton trousers and they are very thin. .  Father took us to a row of almost dilapidated mud houses, pointed to the one on the west side and said home.There are more than ten sunflowers planted at the door of my father's "house". The headless sunflowers are all waist-length, and the sunflower stalks like crutches are so chic that they no longer flatter the sun.Are we staying here tonight?I asked my mother.My mother rushed into the room eagerly. She looked around the "home" with no other furnishings, including a kang, a crock, a stool, and a box. She took the heads of my two brothers and me into her arms. She cried silently. And I cried without tears.A badger, peeking outside the door!One of its round eyes is slanted and the other is facing forward. Its gait is hesitant and its ears are keen.  The mother cried to a certain extent, looked up at the ribbed beams and the columns extending down to strengthen each other and asked the father: Is it a birch, the father nodded, and let us eat with a hat full of pine nuts. When grabbing pine nuts with my brothers, my parents backed away, step by step, and my mother was even more familiar with the path here than my father. She regarded the ground ginger with light yellow flowers in front of the door as a corridor, and the palm-sized ground ginger leaves It was also pushed away by her as a green curtain, and when she plunged into the depths of the field, my father became a redundant companion, and their panting made my eardrums hurt.  As time passed, the third brother was reading a thick yellow book while eating pine nuts. I asked him why he had so many more pine nuts than me. He put the book on top of his head impatiently and said with a sigh: It seems We have to face the question of why big fish eat small fish, small fish eat dried shrimps, and dried shrimps only deserve to eat mud.When he said the above words, his eyes were fixed on the Dianzi dyed golden by the setting sun, and he asked the fourth brother if there was a girl〖ZW(〗a kind of wild fruit.〖ZW)〗in Dianzi, and if there was a golden rubber in Dianzi. Mud, there is no Friday!The fourth brother stood on the threshold, shaking his body back and forth, saying that practice brings true knowledge, let's go, let's take a look.  The figure of the third brother and the fourth brother walked towards Dianzi closely, hey - I stood at the door, waving to call the two of them back, but when the words came to my mouth, it became: The imperialists fled with their tails between their legs, You two don't come back if you have the ability!  Don't worry, God will plot against you!When the third brother turned his neck and said this, he even made a face at me. He squeezed himself into a piglet. I went up to chase a few steps, and suddenly saw a black shadow covering the head and the head of the third brother and the fourth brother. shoulders.That black shadow was in the shape of a geranium leaf at first, and it seemed careless at first, but the more I looked at it, the more I felt that it had a plan in mind. If that black shadow was in Beijing, the eldest brother and the third brother had been arguing endlessly about the existence of the human body." Halo", then I can clearly see that the halo of the halo is not uniform, some places are thinner than the glass, some places are thicker than the ice layer, the halo does not move like a cloud, it is like a snail's shell It grows with people, and it even comes from my elder brothers. The third brother's halo is black with lemon yellow, and the fourth brother's halo is black with amaranth green.There are also irregular bright spots in the halo, like lamps in a monastery cell.  After a long time, my parents came back from Dianzi. Mother's silk socks were full of grass clippings and mud, and my father's hair was also full of grass clippings and mud. Mother's cheeks were rouge, and my father's sweat-washed face was extraordinarily energetic. When they saw me twisting Yangko at the door with a sorghum wine bottle, they kept saying that it was broken, that it was broken, this girl has become a demon moth again.When my father held my arm with both hands and took the bottle away, I vomited all over my father. My mother said afterwards that I kicked my father and kicked him in a violent mood. Suddenly near and far away, it seems that someone is grabbing the microphone with them.My father carried me to the bed and asked where my brothers were?I pointed to the sky, pointed to the ground, and murmured indistinctly: The moment of happiness has come.  The parents rushed to Dianzi like crazy.  The first time I drank, I drank my two elder brothers into the kingdom of heaven, causing my parents to ask me over and over again: You don’t drink in the morning and you don’t drink in the evening, why did you get so drunk when your third brother and fourth brother entered Dianzi?They don't eat rice in the morning and don't eat rice in the evening, why do they choose me to eat rice when they are drinking?My plausible words made my father round his arms and slap me. After I spun five times like a top, I stood at a distance from my father: I saw tracer bullets criss-crossing the sky above the tianzi. There are thousands of searchlights, just like the Milky Way coming to the world, the Milky Way led my eyes deep into the hinterland of a field of green-purple flowers, the black-purple berries shaped like mulberry burst open one by one, and the juice was scarlet ...  When I woke up again, there were two coffins next to me. The newly cut birch coffin boards exuded a special sluggish fragrance. My parents were weeping over one coffin, and two uncles were carving wood on the coffin.People who came to express their condolences said that the woodcut was innovative and touching. I staggered to my feet, and the smiling faces of my third brother and fourth brother slowly emerged from the emptiness, and returned obediently to the emptiness. I remember I made a smiling face, but didn't remember the woodcut pattern, so that over the years, I tried my best to think about the pattern, but I dared not ask my parents.  Back in Beijing, all the strong men, women and children in China knew about the misfortune of my family, and knew about the third and fourth elder brothers who died of poisoning after mistaking the mulberry fruit for mulberry.The eldest brother said: Ma Sang's alias is Millennium Red, and the name is: Shangtian Ladder, and advised Mother's Day to mourn and change.The second brother chose to return home on a snowy evening in the twelfth lunar month of winter. He brought back a sack of popcorn rice filled with saccharin. When we entered the door, I asked my elder brother and I to take our own washbasins to fill it. After the truth about the death of his younger brother, he said sadly: The game of monkey fishing for the moon can no longer be played!  After the death of the third and fourth brothers, my status in the family fell to the bottom. It was not because of my father’s return from the Great Northern Wilderness, but because Guo’s mother passed away suddenly. The night before she died, she made shrimp for me , mushrooms, winter bamboo shoots and pork skin jelly, told the story of Lu Ban's blind date and Wenjun's night run, and the next morning she was cold all over, and it turned into a pork skin jelly.  ...  The days before jumping in the queue are not too bad to look back on. My naughty greed has never surpassed the nature of stealing children when I was seven years old, such as stealing body cloths from the morgue, and releasing germ-carrying mice and chimpanzees in the laboratory. Going to a certain towel factory in Hujialou to steal the red leather shoes of female workers is already a small matter.When you see an open window, you want to jump in. When you see an unlocked thing, you want to take it away. When you see a strange scene, you want to go. This is the touchstone for judging whether a child is insane or wise. I have always felt that there is nothing scarier than a good child. It's terrible.  Dangdang, someone knocked on the door. I took a bottle of whiskey and opened the door with a mouthful of alcohol, which startled the guest, Yin Xiaohu.Yin Xiaohu's left eye was blinded 20 days before I joined the queue. I hit him blind with a slingshot.I counted the double-door carved walnut wardrobe and two Qing Dynasty Pologonan Palace hat chairs as compensation, but she quit and took away a German camera of some kind from my house.The light in the corridor was dark red, illuminating the dog-eyed dog that Yin Xiaohu put on.Bass mist mist porcelain light.I said hey hello and she said hey hello too.I let her in.Closing the door, holding her neck, walking into the living room, he said: It is said that only dog's eyes look away, why do your dog's eyes look like dead sheep's eyes.Yin Xiaohu said that I saw the lights in your house turned on, and my doubts were hallucinations.I said it was a pity, and they said that one stone kills two birds, why my technique is so bad.Yin Xiaohu said that she could blind both of my eyes with one punch. When she said this, she searched for the few things in my house.I just said hey, your petty bourgeois taste can be over.She asked what it meant to take a break, and I said I had gone to high school in Xicheng, so I could take a break, that is, I could rest on a chair, please sit down, please sit down.  I poured her wine and handed it over with both hands.  Yin Xiaohu sat down and said to me, where do you get so many high-end goods in your house, and there is KOSTABODA on this goblet, I said: Shit, Sweden is not considered high-end.Yin Xiaohu said that she went to work as a miller in the cutting tool workshop of the Beijing Machine Tool Factory.Can a one-eyed child be a worker?Yin Xiaohu said that her father entrusted someone to do it.Yin Xiaohu's father, Yin Xiaolou, is the most famous ophthalmologist in the capital, but he just has no way to recover. He couldn't cure my problem of knocking out one of his daughter's eyeballs. He could only hold on to my mother's problem. less on.When my mother was arrested, he went to the task force to overturn the confession and asked the task force: Do you believe my nonsense?Or being a saint or being a villain is sometimes too accidental.My mother warned me before leaving: I will definitely come out when I go in. Yin Xiaohu's eyeballs come out and he can't go in again. The pain of eternal life is still there.I think adults are too much looking forward to the end of the world. After jumping in the queue, they often write letters to Yin Xiaohu. They even tell Yin Xiaohu when it rains in our village, when it snows, and when I quarrel with Grandma Fuer. The letter told me that her elder brother Yin Dahu went to the Heilongjiang Agricultural Reclamation Construction Corps, her second brother Yin Bohu went to Yunnan to join the team, her third brother Yin Jihu went to Inner Mongolia Agricultural Reclamation Construction Corps, and her fourth brother Yin Dianhu went to Hainan Island Agricultural Reclamation Construction Corps. Dark flower wood grain paper is too extravagant to write a letter, and I wonder where I can get such exquisite light blue letter paper.At this moment, I simply handed the wine bottle to her, and she pushed the wine bottle away and said: Why have you become fragile, are you in a relationship?  fall in love?This word is so fresh, I pointed to the tip of my nose and asked her: Me?Yin Xiaohu said that I was blushing, and I said it was because of drinking. I noticed that the dog eyes on Yin Xiaohu's dress were really wandering, so I asked her if she was getting angry.I can't wait to burn it!Yin Xiaohu answered the words eagerly, straightened his chest, straightened his neck and held his head up. No matter what he looked like, he didn't look like he was yearning for a man, but sad.  The two small islands on Yin Xiaohu's chest are domineering and domineering, and they are indeed dazzling. She said that she fell in love with a college student who was engaged in drawing in the technical department.That guy can whistle and play bridge, and with 29 points he can make a grand slam.Is he willing to be with you?I cut off her words.Yin Xiaohu shook his head, his hands hanging limply on his knees.Her hand is softer than a willow leaf, but hotter than a furnace lid to the touch: He doesn't even want to look at me, and when he gives me the blueprint, he keeps his head away... Can I help you?I couldn't see her eyes filled with tears, so I intentionally pretended to be inadvertent and sat on the side of her good eyes: Even you wouldn't sit on this side, Yin Xiaohu said, let alone him.I lamely asked if I could talk to him?Tell him it was you who blinded me?Yin Xiaohu's rhetorical voice was very gentle.I said Venus still lacks an arm, you can teach him.Forget it, don't come up with bad ideas, you can't help me!I said categorically that I could help, and I definitely could.Yin Xiaohu asked expectantly: How can I help?I said summing up experience and repeating the same mistakes, wouldn't he be alive if he was blinded in one of his eyes?dare!If you dare to touch a hair on him, I will kill you.Yin Xiaohu suddenly turned fierce into a tigress.  When Yin Xiaohu finished drinking the whiskey, he pressed the empty bottle on his waist and said: My waist is narrower and thinner than this bottle, but my love is like this empty bottle.  ... It was almost dawn when Yin Xiaohu left, and I hurriedly asked her if she wanted a pillow that I had brought back from the village so hard, she shook her head with tears in her eyes.I asked her if she wanted a fawn brooch with eighteen Hawaiian emeralds and a purse studded with colorful beads and flowers.bring it!Her hand shoveled in front of my cheek like a shovel, almost shoveling away my eyes.  Originally, what Yin Xiaohu wanted to save was the eyes of a precious wheat-colored Shih Tzu dog consigned from Tibet, but Aunt Yin changed her mind temporarily, saying that dogs should be precious in an era when people cannot be precious.A few days ago, Aunt Yin asked someone to find a native dog from Mentougou, and the transaction price was five yuan.Yin Xiaohu is a filial daughter. After putting on Wuyuan's dog eyes, every time I reply to my letter, it is Yin Wuyuan.  The city is undoubtedly a guy who misses after leaving it and gets bored after seeing it.After sending Yin Xiaohu away, I turned on the radio my father had brought back from Petersburg.I never listen to AM. It's not that the content of the AM program is not to my liking, but that any announcer on the AM channel is full of air and aggressive.Relatively speaking, the voices of the short-wave announcers are reserved, sweet and friendly. Since this is an international issue, it doesn’t matter what language the short-wave announcers use or what they talk about. What I want to listen to is the voice itself.The radio hadn’t been used for a long time, and it was very damp. As soon as I turned it on, it was full of disorderly long and short la la noises. I ran to my parents’ bedroom and searched indiscriminately. I found an unopened box of SPRINGWA TER cigars from my father’s pipe box.The impression of German cigars is mostly strong, but I didn’t expect the creamy vanilla flavor in SPRINGWATER shredded tobacco to go from deep and greasy to light and soft. The stick of cigarette that I used to light my pipe, the incense stick, the gold icon, the embroidered jewelry box, I took one by one, almost no longer lighting it with cypress bark, until I was exhausted, sick and weak, Weeping and even falling asleep.