Chapter 8 I do a review (1)

Baimaya started a meat business at the Ximenwai bus station and the business was booming.She was sweeter than the sweet yellow pollen brought by the spring breeze, and her presence made men's lips dry, and they couldn't help but want to lick them with their tongues.The well-informed Vice Principal Xiang Ming found Bai Ma Ya after a stroll.White horse teeth are in a high bun, and a hairpin strung with red coral is inserted obliquely, giving people a wonderful feeling of turmoil and fluttering. Her two rows of white teeth are vise. Caught away.The number of visits was too many, and Xiang Ming was short of money, so he asked for credit.Bai Maya asked Xiang Ming what his name was?Fang Fangming said his name was Jiang Yuanlan, so Bai Maya wrote Jiang Yuanlan's name on the bare side of her sheepskin mattress, and also wrote that Jiang Yuanlan owed a total of twelve yuan (two yuan at a time). 

Baimaya got inspiration from a "Railway Timetable" discarded by customers, and set the arrival time and departure time for the old customers. There is no conflict between the old customers and the old customers. Affordable.New customers feel that the People’s Railway loves the people, and there should be no distinction between old and new, before and after, let alone being turned away over and over again.When Baimaya was told by the Public Security Bureau afterwards, he regretted that he couldn’t make time for the new client. When the new and old clients got into a ball, Baimaya’s ring hairpin was bouncing around, and his face was full of makeup and powder. Stiff, she was wearing a scarlet apron, green jacquard silk trousers tightly wrapped around her back, her bare shoulders and chest were covered with suet jade, as she breathed, the warmth on her chest was buried in the... ...the cleavage between them also rises and falls...and the teeth that are so white that they are almost malicious...all the time, she has a smile on her face, thinking that the new client who fights for her is more impertinent and touching than the old client , She leaned against the window, holding the entire scene, laughed in her heart, and then she sang: "People who hurt me don't retreat, fight and kill all the deaths ..." Then, she entered the prison with new and old clients... Then, Jiang Yuanlan was invited to the detention center by the Public Security Bureau. 

On the way to the police station, Jiang Yuanlan's neck became thicker than usual, turning into a little poisonous snake full of energy.People with shops on both sides of the street stopped their business, especially the small shopkeepers who pressed noodles, sold soy milk, and mutton offal soup brought their unique aroma to watch the excitement, which aroused Jiang Yuanlan's interest in the freshly cooked rice extremely coveted.  If Jiang Yuanlan was not allowed to be innocent, who would be worthy of the term innocent?Wei Homer said with emotion that innocence is the most colorful experience of all pain.Wei Homer, who went to the Public Security Bureau to bring Jiang Yuanlan back on behalf of the school, was stunned when he saw Jiang Yuanlan in prison: Jiang was lying on the iron railing with his whole body, his two thin and thin arms stretched out of the railing, and he was holding a biscuit in his hands. The brick-thick "Webster's Dictionary" was gurgling... As soon as Jiang Yuanlan saw Wei Homer, he immediately expressed his earnest hope that Wei Homer would try to lock him up in the "small cell": "I saw a A lone goose is far more excited than seeing two earths!" Besides, Jiang Yuanlan lifted up his jacket, revealing a slide rule hanging from his belt, a pair of compasses and an eraser the size of a matchbox hanging around his neck. Pointing, indicating that he has an urgent problem to do urgently: "I am inferring that Riemann's generalized function theory is different from Weierstrass's. Riemann turns every concept of him into an image, and people Once you understand its meaning, you will never forget it. And Weierstrass uses series and analytical transformation..." "What do you think?" Wei Homer, who interrupted Jiang Yuanlan's interest unceremoniously, was angry, and stood Behind Jiang Yuanlan, a one-eyed, green-skinned young man was making very nasty moves towards Wei Homer, his tongue was more flexible than a dog's. "I think great geniuses are all intuitionists. When reading their works, doubts arise suddenly, and when they are explained, they disappear. The problem is that it is far more difficult to evaluate the greatness of mathematics in theory than to produce great mathematics! It is to tell students to go Relying on analysis, repenting in "imagining in space", or inducing students to immerse themselves in the lengthy calculations of geometry, gaining experience in the process of being dizzy? Is there a third way? If I don't want to, who would think?" Jiang Yuanlan patted the "Wei The cover of "The Great Dictionary", said impatiently: "I'm wasting my time!"

Wei Homer read the essence of Jiang Yuanlan's starvation from Jiang Yuanlan's pretended annoyance.In fact, Homer Wei came to the detention center at dusk the second day after Jiang Yuanlan was taken away.The policeman said that Jiang Yuanlan neither ate millet cakes, yam eggs, nor pickled sauerkraut. Look at him, he was as soft as a sack, and the policeman wondered with Wei Homer: Although the forest is big, is this still a person?His farts are like majestic sirens.Wayhomer believed that the police did not know the significance of Archimedes' death at the hands of a Roman soldier.Wei Homer didn't believe that Jiang Yuanlan, who would rather die than eat rice, couldn't figure out that he would keep Qingshan in the account. Jiang Yuanlan challenged the police and challenged all grains other than rice. Whether there is a more treacherous conspiracy, Wei Homer even discussed with the police: "How about letting him stay here again? Let him go a few days later?" 

The policeman asked: "Is he the guy who was dragged around the city gate by donkey carts when he first arrived in the county, and was cheated out of twenty yuan?" Wei Homer nodded. "Is he the guy who knows how to play chess best but never plays chess with others?" Wei Homer nodded. "He is the guy who bathes in cold water in the middle of the night and takes baths more than three hundred and sixty-five times a year?" Wei Homer nodded thinking that the policeman's curiosity could be put to an end. With a small chin propped up: "Hey, how can he remember the names of half the boys in the school, but not a single girl?" , can it hurt morality? Is it morality or crazy talk?"

The police also scolded the white horse teeth for always spitting when eating melon seeds, and the red mouth and white teeth talking nonsense.Homer Wei asked again who framed Jiang Yuanlan?The policeman blew his nose: "Your school is really cultivating talents. Who can catch up with Xiang Ming's gentleness and elegance, and who can catch up with Xiang Ming's flamboyant ability? The school's accordion, yueqin, and dulcimer have been moved to show courtesy to Baimaya." ... After coming out of the detention center, Jiang Yuanlan didn't speak, not a word.Wei Homer told Jiang Yuanlan: "The policeman in charge of your case is called Bi Jiasuo." Jiang Yuanlan gave Wei Homer a sidelong glance, and when he clamped the dictionary under his armpit tightly, his thin shoulders almost protruded from his clothes .Wei Homer asked again: "Will you take a bath first when you go back, or settle the score with Fang Ming?" When he said this, he was passing by the county non-staple food company. Xiang, the two Shiba dogs lying on the stone steps made a whining sound, Jiang Yuanlan turned his face away, and a few vendors squatting on the street opposite the non-staple food shop sold fried melon seeds, dried apricot meat, and sea buckthorn branches , Heizao, all stupidly half-opened their mouths, and after watching the two leave, the chirping chatter broke out for a while. 

Passing by barber shops, small hardware stores, fur purchase shops, seed shops, grocery stores, shoe repair shops, post offices, and food bureaus, the night wind stopped, and Jiang Yuanlan did not leave. "The Great Dictionary", asked Wei Homer: "I was locked in in a daze, and I was released again in a daze. Am I interested in browsing the public security organs? At least I should ask questions?" "Who is the person who is as thin as a zucchini?" In the interrogation room of the Public Security Bureau, when Bai Maya identified the client through the window glass, she asked the policeman Jiang Yuanlan who it was, and she looked curious?As an insider, Wei Homer not only did not gloat, but envied Jiang Yuanlan's invulnerability in love, and even extended to the wider relationship between men and women.He patted Jiang Yuanlan's shoulder very emotionally. 

...When they all walked to Yangxiang, and when the school gate appeared, Jiang Yuanlan thought carefully: "If Xiangfang Ming pays me thirty-six catties of rice, I can forget the past." "I'm going to the South Col tomorrow morning. If I want to pay compensation, I have to come back from the South Col, right?" Wei Homer put his hands in his trouser pockets. Even though the pockets were leaky, he twirled his fingertips quickly and subconsciously. .  "But when I was arrested, I didn't even have time to eat!" Jiang Yuanlan turned around suddenly after finishing speaking, "Where are you going?" Wei Homer asked urgently. "Buy cigarettes!" When Jiang Yuanlan replied, his shadow was already more than ten feet long.The shadows of several lamps flickered, and the street lamps with faint light suddenly went out at the same time. 

...Jiang Yuanlan struggled to move his footsteps, hidden in the depths of the dark alley, he could hear the creaking sound of the carriage jolting forward, and the flying dust rushed toward his face—it was a scene hidden in a dream Phantom?Wei Homer stood where he was, accompanied only by a violent heartbeat and a heavy sigh. His wife had agreed not to go home after 8:00 p.m. How, Wei Homer felt that the dirty lake water in the campus seemed to be molten lead, the off-white light sank behind the lake light and turned into a wet blanket draped over his body, wet and cold.  Jiang Yuanlan didn't go to buy cigarettes, he went to No. 3 military depot outside the west gate.Not a few days ago, at the moment when Xiao Yanzi and Teacher Xiao Cheng met for the first time, didn't there be a Shanghai brand car conspicuously appearing on the campus. The person sitting in that car was a staff officer, and he asked Jiang Yuanlan for help. 

Pure mathematicians usually look down on applied mathematicians. The reason why Jiang Yuanlan's brain was turned out was that the staff officer promised to give Jiang fifty catties of rice as a gift after helping him complete the task.Academic works about mathematics may have a linear order, but mathematicians' minds may not, not to mention the temptation of fifty catties of silvery rice, only robots are not tempted, Jiang Yuanlan excused himself as he walked.  On this windy night, Jiang Yuanlan wanted to solve the bomb-throwing problem.Limited to military secrets, Jiang wanted to destroy an abandoned military warehouse for the No. 3 military depot. This military warehouse was only 100 meters away from the Great Wall—the Luo Wenzao section. There are nearly a thousand villagers in Wenzao Village. 

The moment Jiang Yuanlan sat on the barracks chair, he felt that he was even more of a jerk than Xiangming Ming, and his face turned red; the rows of gray barracks that he passed just now turned into majestic guards of honor wearing masks. He also poured out all the chill of Leng Chun to him.I let Xiang Ming be fooled, otherwise I would not have just stepped out of the wolf's den and into the tiger's mouth. When Jiang Yuanlan warned himself, he thought that the virtue of the noble tiger playing the clarinet like a crab is his current virtue.  The soldier brought hot tea and fried rice with eggs, and the tangy aroma irritated him. He stood up abruptly and knocked his chair down, "I'm not here to face a challenge more terrifying than the Riemann surface!" Talking to himself, when he was angry and wanted to leave, he couldn't find the door.Fortunately, at this time several staff officers heard the news and rushed to surround him enthusiastically. "I'm a fool! I'm utterly confused," Jiang Yuanlan introduced himself, and asked the staff to come up with the problem quickly.  It was easy for Jiang Yuanlan to deal with when the bomb was dropped from the plane and determine where the bomb hit the ground.He got some data about time and altitude, glanced at the latitude and longitude of the detonation point on the military map, and immediately found the answer with the Pythagorean theorem.When Jiang Yuanlan asked for help with the formula and wrote out the calculation program, he used a decisive gesture to prohibit any questions and discussions, while muttering to himself from time to time...Jiang Yuanlan was very unaccustomed to being stared at silently while he was calculating, and he seemed extremely nervous And active, he wrote Q=(c×2-b×2 on a piece of note paper, and then wrote on a piece of formal paper: 1 column multiplied by itself, 2 columns multiplied by themselves, subtraction, square root He asked the staff officer to type his instructions, and asked another staff officer to fill in about 10 data into columns 1 and 2. Jiang Yuanlan ordered another staff officer to calculate according to his instructions with concentration and enthusiasm. After that, he focused on Stared, watched for a while, and wrote the answer in 3 columns. A staff officer stamped "Confidential" on his answer, and the blue "Confidential" stamp made Jiang Yuanlan nervous again, staring at him with a piercing stare, and opened his mouth wide.  ...The staff officers sent Jiang Yuanlan out, and a Shanghai brand car was parked under a thick elm tree.A grandmother mouse with elegant melancholy and noble despair led a group of little mice to the barracks.A staff officer shook Jiang Yuanlan's hand and said, "Thank you very much for your support," and motioned Jiang to get in the car.Jiang Yuanlan said in his heart that he had just tasted it, and he also said: "It's a little taste." Jiang's voice was not loud, and the car's engine was starting, and the two staff officers were distractedly looking up at the three horizontal stars of Orion. The latest epidemic situation in the Nan'ao epidemic area was broadcast again, and Jiang Yuanlan returned to school in a car.  It is unknown who brought down the message tree, the news that Jiang Yuanlan left the campus in a police car and returned to the campus in a car spread like wildfire.The incident happened in the middle of the dark night, and there were a pair of owls and a pair of foxes who claimed to be witnesses, including nearly ten teachers, including Wei Homer, who was shivering from the cold after being shut out by his wife. On the way to South Col, the teachers and students said that the inexplicable became more and more evil; Jiang Yuanlan was carrying two big dark green lunch boxes in the shape of pork kidneys, and his arms were swinging exaggeratedly and comically, he was afraid that others would not know it. Show off with body language along the way: All I bring is rice, northeast rice.  The South Col is 80 kilometers away from the county seat. When the school team was halfway through, they could smell the strong smell of burning dead sheep. This smell was like a warming air, quietly permeating the sky and conveying the message that the dead sheep had reached their climax.When we came to South Col, the local veterinarians were standing on the stage where the walls and corners had collapsed and were talking hoarsely about the situation of the villages in the epidemic area. Director Zhang Juhua was leading me and a few classmates to prepare for the swearing-in meeting.Veterinarians from all over the province are also setting up tents and setting up pots and stoves.  I noticed that the faces of my classmates, especially the faces of Yang Meiren and Wei Fengyan, were like Shandandan, full of youthful splendor.My face is ashen-gray, like the ochre-colored wall of the hall of Youjin Medical College, the younger generation of bitter cauliflower.It was only the fourth day after the operation. Along the way, I walked with my waist bent like a sheep. My right hand kept covering the incision on my lower right abdomen. From time to time, a liquid as red as a berry and as yellow as apricot juice oozed out from the incision. Numerous gnats hummed and walked through the wound on both sides of the wound.  We didn't see Principal Jia along the way, but at this moment he appeared in front of us like a "Shen Xing Tai Bao".Standing behind him were Director Liu wearing a forward hat, and Xiang Ming with a tired face and drooping eye bags. "Are you ready?" He asked me solemnly. "Are you ready?" Principal Jia asked again.  When President Jia walked from the collapsed backstage to the front stage, he just focused on reading the manuscript, and tripped over a dirt pit the size of a bench.After standing up with grinning teeth, he didn't brush off the dirt on his front body including the tip of his nose and forehead, but gave a majestic hum, and then said: Teachers, students, the school party committee, the school youth league committee, and the school Red Guard Brigade made a unanimous decision :   1. Led by class teachers, part-time teachers, and squadron leaders of the Red Guards, they went to eleven production brigades under the Nan'ao Commune. While eliminating the epidemic and preventing further spread of the epidemic, they taught cultural knowledge classes creatively and according to local conditions.  2. Ten male students were selected from each class to join the corpse burying team, who were mainly responsible for burying sheep corpses deeply.Not only should guard against the illegal behavior of low-conscious villagers stealing dead sheep, skinning dead sheep, and selling dead lamb to Datong City and outside the mouth, but also be highly vigilant against the rich, anti-bad and right-handedly taking the opportunity to instigate and sabotage behaviors, and escort them to the public security for justice if necessary The department punished them severely.  3. All live or still alive sheep, regardless of sheep and goats, should be injected with sheep plague serum and vaccine, and diluted with 3%-5% 666 powder, and given to all sheep that have not expired, especially Lambs and ewes should be bathed for three to five minutes. If conditions permit, experienced teachers and students can perform tail docking on the lambs.Biology teachers can use dead sheep anatomy to explain sheep-related knowledge and expand their clinical practice.  4. Under the premise that labor and materials are relatively scarce at present, some sheep that are seriously ill and have no hope of survival can be burned, but they must be burned in waste brick kilns or idle charcoal kilns, and their corpses must not be left in the wild.  5. Use 5% potassium permanganate solution to spray and disinfect sheep pens, sheep yards, sheep sheds, sheep troughs, water tanks, sheep whips, sheep shovels, sheep feed bags and everything closely related to sheep life. The sheep companions provide training and guidance, educating them not to steal black beans, carrots and glucose specially allocated to sick sheep, especially breeding sheep.  Sixth, in response to the panic, pessimism and disappointment in the epidemic-stricken areas, the Mao Zedong Thought Literary and Art Propaganda Team of the school must target the target and prescribe the right medicine to rehearse some cultural programs, such as Three and a Half Sentences, Two-person Stage, and a small chorus of boys and girls.Chairman Mao's quotations of "all reactionaries are paper tigers" and "the line is a guideline, and the guideline is a guideline" must be vigorously publicized, and strive to achieve close unity between the party and the masses, teachers and students, and unite with the enemy, cleanly and completely seize the goal of eradicating the plague. Great victory.  A few thick clusters of Achnatherum splendens somehow got on the roof of the stage. They grew in the cracks of the tiles. In this moment of warm spring and crisp sunshine, they were tossed and turned over by the wind. The red, nameless flowers with broken leaves like wolfberries and exquisite buds the size of pigeon eggs are also swaying charmingly in the wind.  The warm applause from the teachers and students under the stage benefited Principal Jia very much. When he scanned the audience, he found that Jiang Yuanlan not only did not applaud, but also turned his back and said something to Wei Homer. Wei Homer applauded symbolically. Principal Jia He beckoned Teacher Xiao Cheng who was standing on the side of the stage, covered his mouth with his hand, and said a few words in Teacher Xiao Cheng's ear.Teacher Xiao Cheng nodded understandingly, glanced at Jiang Yuanlan in the audience, walked off the abandoned stage, and walked towards Jiang Yuanlan.  At the same time, I was also walking towards Teacher Jiang.I made my waist bend wider, my steps more broken, and my steps slower. Teacher Xiao Cheng looked at me sideways while walking. Turned outward, so sickly.  Teacher Xiao Cheng and I walked up to Teacher Jiang, and all three of us were distracted.Teacher Xiao Cheng thought my posture was like skating.Jiang Yuanlan was flustered, as if he didn't even have a foot.Teacher Xiao Cheng asked Jiang Yuanlan to choose between burying the dead sheep and docking the tail of the sheep.Jiang Yuanlan snorted, and said: "The grass that sheep eat, their life is grass. Who am I?" I was so frightened that I was running away: "My energy and mood are spent on my mathematics research. Last week, I have already reported to Principal Jia. First of all, I need to have a quiet Tuesday, so that I can get back to school." Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday have the opportunity to study Fermat's Last Theorem—but I haven't had a quiet Tuesday yet." Teacher Jiang’s words let me see all the pain and all the glory of Christ’s death from his face. I was forced to this point, and I must fulfill Teacher Jiang.I said softly to Mr. Jiang, "I'm going to dock the sheep's tail." Mr. Jiang said, "Oh my god! I don't know why you are so vicious!" I said, "I'm not vicious, never vicious." Xiao Cheng The teacher also said angrily, "Go to hell with your Tuesdays and Wednesdays! Albania," Teacher Xiao Cheng called Jiang Yuanlan's nickname loudly: "This is China!" Teacher Xiao Cheng warned. "Albania is not in China, it is on the map of the world." Jiang Yuanlan licked his dry lips with a look of disdain: "There is a cross-country race everywhere, if you are not a mad dog , Congratulations to you who engage in sports. Besides, through your performance, I suddenly realized that Kong Lao Er, who has been talking nonsense all his life, also said the truth: "He who labors with his mind governs others, and he who labors with labor governs others."  "If I were Eisenhower, I would kill you with one shot!" Teacher Xiao Cheng said, and took my hand and walked towards Xiabao Village, where the South Col Commune is located.Walking halfway, suddenly there was a heavy rain, the thunder was rolling, and the lightning was like swiftly swimming fire snakes, making people dazzled.The slightly purplish dark clouds first sprinted against the earthy cliffs and mounds in the south, and then rushed to the southwest direction, majestically occupying the remaining half of the sky. The locust trees with big buds and the poplars with white new leaves are all danced gracefully by the wind like black coral.I noticed that the watery grass on the side of the road was green and green, but I didn't notice that after entering the ditch, layers of exposed rocks were ground out of an oval base by wind and rain. The smell of feces and urine was washed out by the rain.  Along the way, passers-by rushed here and there like playing dragons, or they were holding white shovels, or shining white knives, white porcelain basins, and tin boxes.Teacher Xiao Cheng and I walked through the streets and alleys with shouts, whistles and horns, torches wandering, and shadows of people, and went down to the bottom of the fort.Teacher Xiao Cheng wiped the rain all over his face and said that the pathogen of sheep sudden attack was Clostridium perfringens type C.Then wipe the rain on the face and say that the disease is caused by digestive tract infection, and it mostly occurs in lambs and young sheep grazing in low-humidity areas. The incidence rate of sheep is higher than that of goats.  Teacher Xiao Cheng also wanted to wipe the rain off his face, and told me that the sick animal suddenly stopped eating, as if receiving an absolute signal, the limbs were flat, the head was raised, the teeth were convulsed, the mouth and nose were foaming, and the convulsions fell to the ground. die.However, when the rainstorm stopped, Teacher Xiao Cheng couldn't wipe the rain off his face, so he tossed his wet hair, saying that generals are always against generals, soldiers against soldiers, this is good, it's a mess!I knew that Teacher Xiao Cheng thought it would be embarrassing to bring only a soldier like me, so he said with relief that the three armies, big and small, were in formation, and only one man would pick a gun to fight a horse.Teacher Xiao Cheng said that I miss the horizontal and vertical battles thousands of times. I am a kite who is not afraid of death, but my hands holding the blue sky and twisting the universe come to play with the sheep's tail.Do you know that extremely dazzling colors can only be obtained in war, and do you know that extremely graceful movements can only be born on the battlefield?If you and I play sheep tail, even ants will laugh at us. The sad thing about us is that we have no enemies, only sheep tail.I said that the play has size, but the role has no size. When the third world war is really going to break out, I will give you a team leader and brigade commander.Teacher Xiao Cheng stroked the back of my head and said that a sparrow does not know the ambition of a vulture, so I laughed, that's what it means to follow the Tao.  Shi Leilei and Mr. Zhuang Zhuang led a group of people to burn the dead sheep. They put a lot of kerosene in a sheepskin bag, and a lot of gasoline in a sheepskin bag.I have a deep affection for the smell of gasoline, it is almost the unique smell of the bustling store, at that moment, I couldn't help but follow the team for a long distance, if Teacher Xiao Cheng didn't call me loudly, I must have deserted.  When Mr. Cheng and I walked to the bottom of the fort and entered the sheepfold deep in the loess cliff, the moon came out preciously, accompanied by thousands of bright stars on both sides of the Milky Way.Under the bright moonlight, the scattered sheep dung eggs are black and green when dried, and brown when not dried. When stepped on, some are fluffy and crisp, and some are as hard as stones.I don't understand why I got rid of the sheep's tail, but I made teacher Xiaocheng's little tail once, and felt that the light and warm state of mind like wool can overcome the coldness of the rain-soaked body.In the sheep pen, Teacher Xiao Cheng asked me to pull the bellows, while he was messing with something.Hulu brought a pile of sheep dung as a primer for the fire. First, I gradually pulled the flame out of the yellow to white smoke, raised it up, and then straightened the flame to prevent it from collapsing.The flames reflected Teacher Xiao Cheng's face red, and his eyebrows shone brightly.The shovel-shaped soldering iron in his hand was licked back and forth by the flames. At first, the flames grew wings and flew away, but then they disappeared. The flames were as tight as a red lead ball.On the contrary, the soldering iron is rusty, the rust color is light and graceful, and the rust color can't stand the touch of the flame, and it takes several splashes before it goes away.The silvery moonlight passed through the window bars, silently exuding a sense of tranquility, and the soldering iron gradually revealed its enthusiasm, overflowing with a thick layer of dark red pomegranate juice.At this time, Teacher Xiao Cheng ordered me to stop the bellows and stand up.Teacher Xiao Cheng bent sideways, held the lamb with the tail in his arms, sniffed it, and handed it to me.  As soon as I came up, I hugged it tightly, like bandits snatching a bundle, and even hurt the lamb. Its bleating sound was like a weak choke, and the other lambs shrank into a ball in fright, bleating indiscriminately.Teacher Xiao Cheng asked me to turn the lamb's head up. I was so stupid that I couldn't do it. Teacher Xiao Cheng waved his hand, and immediately a helper came out from the ground and stood in front of me——Ms. Yang.Yang Meiren snatched the lamb from my hand. The lamb's head should be as upward as possible.Teacher Xiao Cheng faced Yang Meiren's face with her buttocks, and fell into a short thought.I saw that Yang Meiren's mouth was slack in a shallow smile and a deep smile, her eyes were wide open and her eyes were dull, the collar of the dirty padded jacket had finger-wide dirt, and on the back of her short and thick neck was a black bean-sized mole and Three melasmas.Yang Meiren skillfully and accurately fixed the lamb's front and rear limbs with jackets, and looked at Teacher Xiaocheng with her hips on her hips.Teacher Xiao Cheng let me sit on a special wooden board with the sheep, and told me to be honest and not move around.Teacher Xiao Cheng was wearing a sheep curly fur hat backwards, his forehead began to get damp, and his eyes blinked slowly, as if they were covered with sand.Then, Teacher Xiao Cheng bent his right leg and knelt down, straightened the lamb's tail with his left hand, and the lamb made a trembling bleat sound.Teacher Xiao Cheng firmly pressed the lamb's tail against the wooden board again amidst the lamb's bleat-bleat, and held the burnt iron with the smell of suet in his right hand, at a distance of three fingers' width from the base of the lamb's tail. , pulled the skin slightly towards the root, and slowly and evenly pressed the hot soldering iron to cut it off... The sneering sound of the soldering iron and the continuous smell of burnt wool, sheepskin, sheep fat and sheep blood made me It suddenly occurred to me that the ink in my ink bottle was frozen again and again, a piece of sapphire blue flash paper was cut in two with a bang, and a jumping fish flew to the shore.Teacher Xiao Cheng threw the fur hat to Yang Meiren, and said in a lecture tone that the reason why the tail of the lamb was docked was to prevent the excrement and urine from dirtying the lamb's hind legs. It is convenient for breeding of sheep, especially ewe lambs.Yang Meiren's face turned red, and she timidly re-tied the green scarf, tilted her head, picked the wool off her body, and chased after Teacher Xiao Cheng.Teacher Xiao Cheng said that I need to find some more people, and put the soldering iron on the dingy window sill.  In the blink of an eye, Teacher Xiao Cheng and Yang Meiren disappeared like a gust of wind.I guard the pile of old flames and let them burn out with new ones.I chewed a few boiled yam eggs with me and fed them to the lambs whose tails had just been docked.The lamb curled up and trembled in my arms.The other lambs tentatively walked around me, and suddenly scattered away as if frightened.Under the first window, there are drops of residual rain, and the residual rain is graceful. I know that the smell of broken tails is too bad.The window sills stained by the moonlight are silvery like snake scales, tight, a smell of realgar shochu babbling into the nostrils, two fellow villagers, one fat and one thin, poked their heads in belching: they had a damp smell on their bodies. The smell of mutton and the sourdough smell after hardening with honey, the fat fellow asked me, "Why are you alone? The baby is a student?" I replied in local dialect: "What are you two doing? Can't you be alone?" The thin fellow interjected: "I opened the pot, looked for the lid of the pot, opened the bowl, and there was no food. The captain asked us to cooperate, which means listening and drinking!" I pointed to a group of lambs crowded in the corner and said: "They Fate is big or fate is small?" The fat fellow and the skinny fellow shook their heads together and said in unison: "Don't dare to say, dare not say." From the evasive voices of the two of them, I found out their backgrounds, and knew that they were at least well-to-do middle peasants and above. Then, seeing that they were wearing cotton waistcoats (cotton waistcoats) as thick as three-layer armor, and outdated felt nests on their feet, I asked them if they would like to dock the lamb's tail or put up dung. "Pick up, roll up," the two said, taking off their felt nests, barefoot, and pulling out two shovels from the crossbeams of the sheepfold, bah!Pooh!After spitting on his hand, he started to dry.  Two pairs of felt nests were carefully hung on the rafters protruding from the eaves, looking like pigs' heads in the dark.The shoveled sheep manure has a hot, sour, and rotten smell, and when it is thrown out through the window bars, the unique smell of millet, the faint smell of cooked leather pants, and miscellaneous odors left behind in this sheepfold The smell of sweat was shaken from their hair.They worked desperately, and in a blink of an eye, they cleared a large area of ​​the kang. They believed that I was a scum of the supervisor, and that they were building the stele pavilion of Xiangdian, with a sacred expression.Chachacha, chachacha, the moment the shovel shoveled into the dung, it rubbed sparks!Stretching is a hard job, far more time-consuming and labor-intensive than docking lamb tails. They suffered a lot and kept silent. I also endured the pain of the wound hissing, tore off the shovel from the beam and dried it up. ...  After receiving Yinshimaoji, he heard the call of retreating troops outside the door. Teacher Xiao Cheng arrived first, followed by Yang Meiren and Wei Fengyan. The two of them were scraping the mud on the soles of their shoes on the threshold , while scratching, said: "This is, this is, I am so tired that I can't do it." Wei Fengyan said: "Little boy, Albania is here to invite you." The teacher said: "Jiang Yuanlan is waiting for you at the temporary headquarters." "Which donkey is the best?" I threw down the shovel and muttered to go out, not caring whether the three accomplices were experts.  Along the way, there were groups of fellow villagers or classmates who pushed carts of dead sheep and passed me by.Under the moonlight, the dead sheep glowed blue like varnish.The expressions of the villagers are like sacrifices, and the expressions of the students are like hunters who have returned with a full load.Bibi, think about yourself, think about going to see the damned Gourd Tiao——Jiang Yuanlan, I feel that I owe him my life, and I think he owes me my life too!Even God said that there are no students who hate the teacher, how can there be a school to relieve hatred and study?The teacher-student relationship is actually the relationship between a wolf and a sheep. Jiang Yuanlan dares to say what he wants, but I can do whatever he wants.  Walking into the tent of the temporary command post, I saw Mr. Jing, who teaches music, wrestling with Principal Jia, discussing something with their fingers.Mr. Jing Jing is a top student in the Vocal Music Department of the Central Conservatory of Music. He sings bass. It is said that his bass can easily reach the girls' shoes under the bed.After graduation, he was not assigned to the Central Opera and Dance Theater to sing "Faust" and "Evgeny". safflower".Teacher Jing is the head teacher of the cultural and sports class and the leader of the school's publicity team, the choreographer and director of the county theater troupe, the vocal music director of the Yanbei District Art Troupe, and the consultant of the Provincial Song and Dance Troupe. Those of us who like to sing and dance, especially the female students, feel the scenery in their hearts.At this moment, I was able to meet Teacher Jing unexpectedly, and I consciously stood up with my belly in my stomach and chest out, standing aside with a smile on my face. "...That's it. Let Jiang Yuanlan dissect the dead sheep. My class is in charge of the sports meeting, including some sports equipment: sheepskin ropes for tug-of-war, sheepskin rafts for rowing. In addition, I will go to Sanggan River Take a walk..." "I'm afraid of Jiang Yuanlan," Principal Jia interrupted Teacher Jing, thinking in his heart: "It's easy to subdue the dragon and subdue the tiger, but it's hard to ask him to do something!" As long as you tell him to give him two catties of rice when you return to the county, he will sweep the floor in a gentle manner." I couldn't help but interjected, feeling distressed by Mr. Jing's preoccupation, and wanted Mr. Jing to pay attention to me.  "She's the captain of the Red Guards, the young lady who just finished the operation and is in Jiang Yuanlan's class," Principal Jia introduced.  "Oh." Teacher Jing was absent-minded, didn't even look at me seriously, turned around and left.  At that moment, the feeling of being stabbed in the heart suddenly by a needle was fresh and strong, Mr. Jing!My heart shouted like this, just chop off an arm or a leg, and you don't have to miss Teacher Jing!The heart thinks like this again, and all these are hastily held in the heart, and I feel that the night breeze is smooth, or going to the rainy window and snow well, or to the foggy steps and smoke walls are all contrasts, feeling ashamed and inferior to wearing a worn-out Chinese tunic suit ，一脸菜青，自恨自恼溜冰一样弯着的身子，满脚泥泞，裤子上溅着粪点斑斑，头发乱成鸡窝，双手黑粗……“小侉子，你还愣着干什么？”比夜风更流畅的是江远澜不知何时站在我面前，“我犯了一个非常严重的错误！”江老师的神情像突然在梦中惊醒一样，“不是我走向数学，而是数学走向我！”他说到这儿，一副苦相，踱来踱去。我紧张地等待他再往下说，不料，他却盯着我说：“难道要我永远追着你补课吗？”“我追你行了吧，”我便没好气地说。说罢，我眼皮一翻：“我不是来了吗？” 江远澜结束了踱步，看了一下表，计算之后用征求意见的口吻问我：“我正在做着的纯智力的工作，你支持吗？除非你在今晚一劳永逸地死去。”他不知是洞察到我反应迟钝还是想婉转地调动起我的反应，嘴巴动时还有一股羊奶溲了的味道，而我像头脑空空的一个军官打着哈欠，表示刀山敢上。  “我忘带煤油炉子了。”江老师说着，把一串钥匙递给我，“你现在去取，天亮的时候就可以赶回来了。”我接过了钥匙，问他：“今晚不补课了？”他说他正在考虑。我还说：“忒修斯发明了舞蹈，您发明了补课。”“您想践约？”江老师问我：“忒修斯是谁？”我说：“要不要我给您补补课。”江远澜建议地说道：“如果你具有真正的自省意识，就数一下你去的时候和回来的时候一共走了多少步且告诉我，因为用步子来测量路程是培养数学人专注素质的有效方式之一。” ...  银色的月光透过了绿色的芨芨草、沙蓬及白蒿，再透过崖畔上的山芦苇、羊负来，来到五月黄色的田垅时，看到了初生的谷子在畅游梦乡，看到躬身的我走出临时指挥部铁色的营帐。月亮让一块羊尾巴大的乌云挡住自己，便惹起了我的注意；去县城的土路灰暗一团，若不是远处马蹄山、疙瘩山顶峰皑皑白雪的炫耀，我几乎找不见来时那条硗薄的黄土路，看不见半人高的土屹上站着一排精瘦的乌鸦且大睁着红豆般的眼睛。  我是可以向乌鸦告地状，它们和黑包公是近亲。我不可以不去么？一个破煤油炉子！这个想法刚一露头，我又看到了一帮瓦罐般大小的头颅，在暗夜里，左摇右晃移动着爬上斜坡。他们有企鹅的宝石蓝的身影，却无企鹅羊脂玉的肚皮。噢，原来是韦荷马、石磊磊、庄稼重、白个白、郝来宝等七位老师。他们在一口枯井边停下来，搁下桶，撂下锹，有的大大咧咧席地而坐，有的像狗要拉屎一样转好几圈才坐下来。枯井上仍架着拔水的辘轳，远看是一挺重型机关枪在摆设。当老师们变成了瓠般大的黑蜂，把枯井看成异形炕桌围坐成一团，吵吵嚷嚷起来时，我看见景致老师也来了，他胸前背着把手风琴，却和大肚子蝈蝈有区别。  一伙人让景老师唱歌。“来一段，来一段！”不知哪个老师话刚一出口，便遭到一致围攻：曲艺论段，戏剧称折，歌曲谓首，淘汰淘汰。景老师说“隔行隔山，无知无罪，你们想听什么？《唐璜》《浮士德》《鲍理斯》《托斯卡》《撒拉斯托》《阿葛耳》？”“我想听舒伯特的《摇手琴的老乞丐》。”韦荷马除了老婆谁都不怕，他说话的口气比李逵要酒的口气还愣。算你小子识货！”景老师说着，解开了手风琴的搭襻，咚咚咚咚，韦荷马带领一帮人跺脚欢迎时，景老师已经唱开了。这首听上去是极简单的节奏，极简单的旋律，极简单的自始至终是重复的、单调的、乏味的伴奏出乎听者预料，整首歌甚至没有明显的高潮，但景老师唱完，说能从最简单的音乐中演绎出最深刻的意义来，才是最美丽、最深刻、最不简单的歌。韦荷马没等景老师说完，两只脚丫子又在青石条上吧嗒吧嗒乱跺，白个白说我胃中的饭每一听到歌声便加快了催化速度，我饿了。庄稼重也吵吵景先生绝对歌喉正配我们这帮绝对耳朵！于是，让心灵充满倾诉，让神情充满飞扬的景老师又唱起了《伏尔加船夫曲》，石磊磊争着要给景致伴奏，就惹出庄稼重一脸相思谁救的表情。庄稼重从兜里掏出截粉笔，在青石板上写下：买孤舟，寻烟岫，一人走，不发抖。郝来宝见状两手做着轰赶鸭子下水的动作，怂恿大家跟着景老师唱，老师们站起来，都以各自的屁股做鼓，拍打着唱起来。景老师猫腰捡起一根秫秸秆，闭眼又闭嘴，拿起指挥的架式，歌唱完后他说：“你们唱得太难听了，我不允许你们亵渎夏里亚宾二世——鄙人的艺术。”景老师说罢，刚才还像球一样圆的胸脯一下子变成了半截枕木，使老师共同认识到科班就是科班，不管什么科班。 《伏尔加船夫曲》的调子跑到桑干河又被吃力地拽回来后，老师们冷静下来，谈起了教改问题，这是今夜的正题。  “……拿死羊来讲解剖学合适否？尽管黄帝说过日到中午必定曝晒，举起刀子必定宰割。”郝老师肯定做了过河的卒子，声音发狠。  “灭羊易，教人难，回去拿什么讲课？石老师上有马恩列斯毛，下有梁效唐晓文系中央党校写作班子，唐晓文是党校文的谐音，梁效是两校北大清华的谐音。，外加反面教材黑格尔格尔黑之流，政治课自然好教。”庄稼重羡慕地说时眼珠不错地看着她。“政治能教？”韦老师不屑地摇头：“除非枣核长牙。” “哎，你的语文课准备怎么改法？”问者是叶相敏老师，她毕业于外交学院，与唐闻生是同班同学，是粤省原省委宣传部长的儿媳妇。  “教改动议我倒想写，可范文澜有言在先：'宁坐板凳十年冷，不著文章一字空。'我只能无涯无渚，兴至瞎教，兴不至胡讲。韩愈言：'木之规中矩，在梓匠轮，人之能为人，由腹裹诗书。'当下时局有诗书么？”韦荷马在这人月双清的时刻说出此话，南蛮匪气就出来了。  脸长得比膝盖还丑的白个白老师，谁都看不出来他是北大化学系的硕士，谁都能看出他永远处在神形两不守的颓靡状态。据刘主任介绍白个白的父亲是一个裘皮商，而母亲是一个满脸离愁别绪的文盲。白个白上小学时，每得一个优，就要求他老子给他在条案背面贴一枚丹砂红的枫叶，而他娘动不动就为枯桑落英休克，恨得他爹就在条案背面贴一面黑旗——他娘每次休克之后。 “要是有酒就好了。”白老师神往地说时，整张脸被触绪无端的牵动而感慨起来。  都是这枯井！白个白想起了那年春天，还是个早晨，他娘给他买好水煎包和羊油炒面之后，把一把白铁梳插到稀疏柔软的头发中，慢腾腾地走到天井，先是给一盆盛开的夹竹桃浇了水，然后翻晒竹箕中的羊鞭。她若有所思，浮想联翩，没有注意到乌云像疯羊一样奔腾而至，电闪雷鸣。一只麻雀飞至天井躲避，会东撞西顶，却不会高飞低翔，她踩着竹梯，嘴里也是啾啾唧唧，双手升起，如托着一盆浅睡的蝴蝶，轻轻，轻轻，她要引导气性极大的麻雀飞出天井。突然，一个霹雳雷把她劈成了两半，每一半都焦得只剩烤乳羊大小，手摸上去，如触云母，阴凉至极。白个白把化成一摊铁水又凝成铁渣的——梳子残骸捧在手上良久，不相信正是它害死了他娘。白个白是抱着给娘报仇的心愿考上北大化学系的，临行，他小心地向父亲寻问娘动辄休克的原因，他老子骂咧咧地说：“狗屁原因，打她老祖宗那会儿就是一家子羊角疯。” 光阴荏苒，再等白个白来到这喜城教书，来到南坳为死羊埋葬，他明白人生无常早已超过化学无常。不是有“鸟从井口出，人自岳阳来”的谶语么？如果不是，为什么刚才还像氢一样活泼的心倏间成了氡，仅仅因为他惟一的一次爱情，她是他的小学妹，她有一个响亮得不能再响亮的名字：靳绮神。随他来喜城之后才一周就投井，死因灏瀚苍茫，迄今不明。“谁让她占尽了中华文化中最常用的三个字：精气神，尽管是谐音。面对靳绮神的墓碑，白个白尽量冰冷地劝慰自己，尽量不去想他与她也是在那个春天，算是仲春吧，那个下午，他和她骑车从北大正门出来，直奔十三陵，推车漫步在神路时的情景：道路两边的石兽互成对应地目视他俩，白个白忍不住放下自行车，在地上画了一对互成对应体的甘油醛分子的结构式： 〖TPZ01，+20mm。41mm， 〖TPZ02，+14mm。22mm，靳绮神看罢不知心中有多少楚楚：她摘下白阳帽，从黄芦色上衣的兜中取出一个蓝花瓷的手饰盒，盒中藏着一幅图：呈对应体的一对石英晶体。 白个白接过靳绮神的礼物，意味深长地背诵《愚公移山》中最光彩的两句：“子子孙孙，无穷尽也。子子孙孙，无穷尽也。”白个白念完一遍，再念第二遍时，靳绮神的声音融入进来，一如云雀在清风中展翅飞翔后落在他松香色的胸膛，给他温良。 