Chapter 5 Section Chief Zhao himself (1)

Section Chief Zhao of the County Public Security Bureau knew me. It is said that he had a nickname called Zhaotian Shao, but no one dared to call him in public. His real name was Zhao Tianyao.When the only son and illegitimate son of an old local man in our village died on the Sanggan River Reservoir, the team sent me to identify the corpse, collect the corpse, and bury the corpse.The old man is illiterate, he doesn't understand that the death of a person who has been used by the government is an honorable sacrifice, and he doesn't understand what sacrifice means. The nature of the funeral and pension I gave to the old man was distorted by him to be his son. How to get ahead, the old local guy left his job of guarding the dam of the reservoir and returned to the village with his head held high, demanding food, women, and playing Pai Gow. He also threatened to go to Taiyuan, the provincial capital, to visit Yingze Park.It wasn't until Aunt Hu Jun, who had been a good friend in the early years, was forced to commit suicide by the old local guy, and it was not until the village moved Section Chief Zhao of the Public Security Bureau up the mountain that the old local guy's madness was subdued. 

Section chief Zhao has thin eyebrows and mung bean eyes, why didn't I tell the old man his son died and said sacrifice, which caused all this trouble.I said there is no difference between sacrifice and death. Compared with death, sacrifice emphasizes solemnity and respect.Section Chief Zhao said that it was too much of a joke, playing with the fart culture of your city people, did you play it to death again? Why didn’t you say the four words woohoo when you reported the funeral, that was an interjection often caught in the old sacrificial texts.I said his son died in the line of duty, shouldn't he be sacrificed?With such discourse, I became acquainted with Section Chief Zhao.I first gave Section Chief Zhao a pack of Yingze cigarettes, and then proposed to Section Chief Zhao: In view of my low level of funeral reporting and poor ability, I implore him to dismiss me after discussing with the village party secretary.When Section Chief Zhao left our village, he said, "Young man, listen up, it's best not to let me see you again."I said each other in my heart, but I said on my mouth: There will be a period later! 

Section Chief Zhao and I met in the principal's office. I was accompanied by the weeping Wei Fengyan, and Section Chief Zhao was accompanied by the principal and deputy principal, the principal and deputy school party committee, the secretary of the Youth League Committee, the trade union, the security department, and the "criticizing Lin Piao Confucius" task force A number of team leaders and others.  Principal Jia came up and asked me: "What are you doing on the city wall instead of going to class?" Section Chief Zhao asked me: "How did you find it?" What do you think? Are you scared when you find out?" "No!" I blurted out.When I lived in medical school, I played hide-and-seek with my children and often hid in the mortuary.Section Chief Zhao asked again: "What did you think when you found out?" "Later, I asked Wei Fengyan to go to the school to report the crime, and I stood guard on the city wall until someone came." "Has anyone else been to the crime scene?" I shook my head.Section Chief Zhao saw that I didn’t answer, so he asked again: “About what time did you find it?” I stood up, facing the south, and swung my left hand diagonally from behind me, “The shadow of the sun can hit my heels. Well, almost," when I said this, not only Section Chief Zhao frowned, "Can you be more precise, little boy?" Section Chief Zhao lost his temper. "Ask Mr. Jiang, we met at the post office." When I said this, I added another sentence: "I went up to the city wall before I finished eating a handful of melon seeds. You can guess." The group leader made a speech and asked Teacher Jiang to be called immediately. "Little boy, you have to be upright." Secretary Wang of the school league committee warned me. "The stone hits the earthen pot these days, and the earthen pot is unlucky, and the earthen pot hits the stone, and the earthen pot is unlucky." I gouged out Secretary Wang and said, "You will never doubt that I killed the person!"

Principal Jia and Section Chief Zhao turned into a horoscope, muttering, muttering for a long time, I saw that they were thinking hard, so I added: "Last night, I helped Teacher Qu Tan Helen. Bring water."  The subsequent interrogation was cumbersome and harsh, and someone even asked me: "In less than a day, you not only fetched water for Teacher Helen, but also reported the funeral for Teacher Helen. You provide one-stop service before and after death. Where does the enthusiasm come from? " Wei Fengyan kept repeating four words like chanting scriptures: "It's none of my business." After repeating it until now, she really took herself out.Her pink and fleshy face was wiped clean like a mirror with tears, and her breasts were swollen unsightly, and her chest was wet in a large area, so Section Chief Zhao waved her away and drove her away.Before going out, Wei Fengyan poked me with her finger and said, "Little bitch, you have caused me a lot of trouble. I will beat you again when I have time!"

After Wei Fengyan left, I described in detail how I saw Teacher Helen last night, including the black cloak she was wearing, the scarlet gloves, and the emerald shoes, how her bangs were uneven, and how cold her nose was. Hong, how slow his steps are, and how thin his body is.The two lilac trees in front of her door bulged out buds the size of soybeans, which made me taste the first fragrance.Naturally, I stood in the early morning when the morning glow reflected the red sky, and I spoke very slowly, lightly, and objectively, but I didn't say the words "Forget it if you die!" that Teacher Helen said. 

Teacher Jiang finally came. He stepped on the preparatory bell for evening self-study. He opened a broken umbrella, and his body was wet, especially his shoulders and forearms.He coughed non-stop as soon as he came in. He blocked his mouth with his fist and coughed until the fist hit his lips one after another.  We waited for him for a day, including Section Chief Zhao, but his face was quite gloomy, as if he had been waiting for us for a year.He slowly took out a handkerchief and blew his nose, and blew and blew.  Principal Jia motioned him to sit down, Section Chief Zhao also motioned him to sit down, and he made a blocking motion with his hands.Teacher Jiang was silent and ignored at first, and when the other party was in a hurry, he suddenly said: "The tree is standing, why don't you let the tree sit?" It looks like it's been put on, and the expression is that of a bear who is sulking.The people sitting there exchanged glances with each other, and the vice-principal, Xiang Ming, asked Mr. Jiang: "Little boy said he saw you at the post office this morning?" Mr. Jiang didn't object, and Fang Ming asked again, "What time did you meet Did you come to the little one?" Teacher Jiang kept silent, and asked Xiang Mingming's voice and expression together: "About what time is it?"

Mr. Jiang shook his head, first asked if I had been to the post office, and then glanced at everyone sitting here with disdain, why, who did I hinder when I went to the post office?It even includes the question of how time is no longer public.Fang Fang briefly talked about the work to be done by the school and the Public Security Bureau after the death of Teacher Helen Qutan and her boyfriend, including determining the first time when the witnesses arrived at the scene of the crime. Please cooperate." Principal Jia interjected, feeling very impatient.  The room fell silent. Teacher Jiang said that my watch had stopped, and everyone present was taken aback. "My watch stopped suddenly." Mr. Jiang added: "...my watch has always been at will. My watch is as neurotic as a woman, and it always comes out when I think of it." "What do you think of the death of a colleague?" The leader of the task force for "criticizing Lin and Confucianism" went straight to the point and asked Mr. Jiang to answer. "Hypatia, the first recorded female mathematician and philosopher in history, was murdered by a lecturer who cut meat and bones with sharp oyster shells, and the Archbishop of Rome said that Hypatia went to Athens, and Athens was Elegant, no tragedy happened!" Teacher Jiang finished speaking in a hurry, and was busy blowing his nose again, after blowing for a while, he suddenly remembered something urgent, and without saying goodbye to anyone, he rolled his eyes, turned around and left, he closed the door The sound was so loud that it was staggering. 

——Why would he dare to do this?When everyone in the room was thinking this way, Section Chief Zhao yelled to end the meeting, to adjourn the meeting, stood up and left in annoyance, and the people who went out all stared at me, so I breathed a sigh of relief, knowing that it was all right.  Terutenyaki heard that the school’s mutton buns are the size of duck eggs, filled with fillings the size of eggs, and after taking a bite, he asked Principal Jia to take them to eat mutton buns and kidney bean porridge.  The rain is still endless, from morning to night.It was the first spring rain this spring, and it was almost ominously fervent.The bare tree branches were beaten by the rain to make the sound of fish chattering, and the dead grass and leaves on the roadside were also shaken by the rain.It’s long past dinner time, and this morning’s overeating of Hesai almost killed me, and I’m not hungry until now. When Wei Fengyan went to report the crime, I was sitting on the cold battlement, grabbing the package of refractory bricks. I ate all the brand biscuits, and standing guard for the dead is neither fear nor fear, but a feeling of flames burning hurriedly, burning... I feel hot all over my body, my mouth is dry and my tongue is burnt, and my head is as heavy as if wrapped Like the hammer of a wool rope, at this moment, I really want Chunyu to accompany me, to accompany me as much as possible. 

...Less than 100 meters away from the principal's office, he ran into Mr. Jiang head-on again. He was still holding the broken umbrella, and his body was no less wet than mine. He didn't say anything, but shook his head "Follow me!" I followed the police like a thief and went to Mr. Jiang's house.Along the way, he chose places where the puddles were shallow, and I deliberately stomped in places where the puddles were deep, splashing muddy water on his trouser legs. He looked back, but said nothing.  Entering the house, I took a guilty look at the place where the patent leather wooden barrel was originally placed. The circle of water stains was the footnote of the barrel mark, and I realized that I had just made a mistake like moving and losing my child.Teacher Jiang pointed to the chair and hummed.I was stunned for a while before sitting down.Before that, Mr. Jiang opened the stove door, poured another glass of water, and sat at the end of the bed with his hands covering the hot glass. 

He didn't notice that he was wet or that I was wet.I wanted to ask if his pea covered the earth, because he was writing with a dark face, and his writing hand was harder than holding a carving knife, and he seemed to have a love for paper.I glanced at the dancer on the window sill, she was swaying her head and looking peaceful, so I leaned my chest against the edge of the table, fearing that the invisible octopus claws from the middle drawer would grab my heart and urge me to hand over the stolen money.  Teacher Jiang put the question in front of me, and after giving a very dignified hum, he patted the draft paper and motioned me to make a draft on it.The rain from my hair dripped sporadically on the table. While I wiped it slowly, I tried to tilt my head back to prevent the rain from getting wet on the calculation paper.I really wanted to shake their fur like a four-legged animal, but when I saw Mr. Jiang's face, I had no choice but to hold back.While I was wiping my head with my wet sleeves, I started to sneeze a series of times. Teacher Jiang was very displeased, so I had to cover my face with my hands, face south, head upside down, buttocks facing Teacher Jiang, sneezing hard , an inexplicable sadness followed, tears flowed freely, I quickly stepped on my left foot with my right foot, well, while suppressing the feeling, I felt that my eyes were not so dry and swollen. 

Teacher Jiang's question is called "Skynet Recovery".He doesn't seem to have any thoughts, but he is used to thinking about problems or doing mental calculations with his eyes closed.His eyelashes are thick and long, and I think they won't fall off even if you put three or five toothpicks on them.His fingers moved slowly like a flute.Let me look at the question again. In the question, it is said that 6 police boats surrounded the thief's motorboat.The motorboat is at the vertices of the regular hexagon, and the motorboat is at the center of the regular hexagon. The maximum speed of the motorboat is 25 knots, and that of the motorboat is 20 knots.Ask if the thief can get out of the siege and escape the pursuit?If possible, how to escape?The question also emphasizes that the thieves heard the police captain ordering his men to always surround the motorboat.I thought that if I stole another 5 yuan from Mr. Jiang, it would not be impossible for the Interpol to come.The crows in the world are generally black...Mr. Jiang also drew me two back-to-back, right-angled triangle reminders, please mark ABCD and dotted lines at the corner tips and other places like a urn.  "What is a motorboat?" When I asked Mr. Jiang innocently, I had already made up my mind. "It's a small ship powered by an internal combustion engine and has a high speed," said Mr. Jiang. "What about motorboats?" "Motorboats are also powered by internal combustion engines, the same." "Since it's the same, why let the police ride a motorboat and the thief ride a motorboat?" ""Why don't the police and thieves sit in the same seat?" "Yes, yes." "May I ask what an internal combustion engine is?" "An internal combustion engine is a type of heat engine. The fuel is burned in the cylinder to produce Inflate the gas, push the piston, and the piston drives the connecting rod to rotate the crankshaft.” I understood, and at the same time as the sound of “Oh——”, I found that the reason for the nonsense enthusiasm was that Teacher Jiang’s voice became more and more like the bishop , an imperialist look on his face has an absolute advantage.  My sight was like a broken ruler, which could only reach Teacher Jiang's knee, "Look at you, you are as ugly as a knee!" That's how French women swear.Mr. Jiang's knees are as thin as a seagull camera, with sharp edges and corners, even though he is wearing thick cotton trousers.What am I spending here?As soon as the thought came to me, I felt like a corn ear that had been cut off and abandoned on the scene, and I also felt that Teacher Jiang with Mao Zedong's huge forehead was the plainclothes policeman who came to clean me up.  Once the mood of being forced to do arithmetic problems and the feeling of being monitored were mixed together, I was left with the only way of wisdom. "If the paratroopers come to catch thieves, will they take them out of their pockets?" I asked Teacher Jiang.  Teacher Jiang pointed to my paper and said: "Let me remind you that the only strategy for thieves to get out of the encirclement is to pass through the regular hexagon. From here, notice that its apex is distributed with police boats at the beginning, and the straight line driving at the midpoint of either side Motorboat, I warn you, don’t plan on airborne troops and unmanned aircraft! I..." Before Teacher Jiang finished speaking, a very strong Hakka mandarin shout came from outside the door: "Mr. Jiang, Teacher Jiang!" Teacher Jiang stood up and went to open the door. Through the crack of the door, I saw Teacher Wei Homer who pronounced "Shi" as "Xi".Wei Homer said to Jiang Yuanlan: "Let's go, let's go, Fang Fangming and Zhang Juhua asked you to have a meeting, and they told me to take Qutan Helen's class, let's go and discuss." Wei Homer has a Hakka unique loud voice , full of spirit, although he is shorter than Mr. Jiang, he is as strong as a calf.Afterwards I heard the stories of Homer Wilhelm, especially the wonderful ones about his henpecks.  "Oh, there are students, go back first, go back first, huh?" Teacher Wei asked Teacher Jiang for his opinion while making a decision.As if there was only air left in the room, Mr. Jiang grabbed the lock to lock the door, "I want to pee!" I shouted in desperation.Teacher Jiang stared at me for three to five seconds, then angrily removed his white enamel washbasin from the washing stand, threw the washbasin in front of my desk, locked the door and left.  "I want to pee!" I yelled louder and more ruthlessly than the previous one, it sounded like I was yelling: I want to kill someone.Then I kicked the washbasin angrily, and the washbasin kicked to the side of the coal pile. A few pieces of coal the size of figs rolled down and hit the washbasin, making a clanging sound.  "Xiaozi, hey, Xiaozi?" The door next door creaked open, and Teacher Xiao Cheng's voice came from outside the room, "Why, you were detained again?" Teacher Xiao Cheng and I were separated by a window, and his It doesn’t matter if you don’t look at it with a look of schadenfreude, he was jumping under my window and exercising, while saying: “Zhukov can become the savior of Moscow, Vo Nguyen Giap can lead the Vietnamese people to smash the American “spring offensive”, and I It’s a waste of talent to only save a little bastard this spring.” Seeing that I didn’t respond, he asked me, “Are you going to be a lamb?” I said in my heart that you, an old wolf, have the ability to open the door, but I said in my mouth: "Shit! I've been locked up in a cell! I've been locked up in a cell!" Teacher Xiao Cheng first asked me to adopt the mentality of sticking to the fortress and defending in an all-round way, and then told me that he would come whenever he went.  I don't know if Teacher Xiao Cheng can get the key back. I was unsure, and I was in a daze when I was doing the question. I opened the middle drawer and revisited the photo of Mr. Jiang wearing crotch pants. I even saw it if I wanted to.The next thing I saw was a note that said... If "stealing is better than honest labor" or is it the same, how much different is this honest labor than "stealing"? 〖HT〗After reading the note, I shook my head, opened the peacock blue cotton satin notebook, and met Qian again, all of them were five yuan, counting one, two, three, and there were eight , forty yuan.Hey, no, I took one away yesterday, and there should be seven left, worth thirty-five yuan, but why did it become eight again, worth forty yuan?Thinking about it in my heart, I counted it, dipped in my saliva and twisted each one. It was really eight. It really made me wonder if my behavior last night was carried out in a dream, but all good things come in pairs. What are the defenses? Can't defend against money either?Besides, if you don’t grab the money, you’d be a fool, so I stole another one, put the money in it, and counted it again, and there were indeed seven left, so I leaned back on the back chair. , Waiting for Teacher Xiao Cheng to save me.  After a while, Teacher Xiao Cheng ran back. He opened the door and said, "Wars have always been won by escalation. How about it? Are you convinced?" I quickly asked, "How did you tell Teacher Jiang?" Teacher Cheng bit his lip, tilted his head to one side, hesitating.I tugged at his arm, "Hey, tell me!" Teacher Xiao Cheng calmly said to the screen, "I said you want to shit!" The first lesson Mr. Wei Homer came to our class was criticism.A pamphlet of "Lin Biao and the Way of Confucius and Mencius" was distributed from above, saying that it was forwarded to the whole party as an attachment to the document of the Central Committee of the Communist Party of China. Of course, it was expanded to be forwarded to the people of the whole country after that.The faculty, staff and students of our school have a copy, mimeographed, and pay seven cents.Each of us took a copy of "Lin Biao and the Tao of Confucius and Mencius", and we lined up in a loose formation like sheep, and went to the attached room of the biology room to take the slide lecture.Along the way, Mr. Wei, who pays attention to lively teaching, first asked the students what game they wanted to play. His voice was very loud, as if we were deaf.The students rolled their eyes at each other, looking puzzled.Waiting for us to stand in front of the annex, behind us are two rows of trees, one row of poplars as thick as a barrel, and one row of willows not as thick as a barrel. These bare poplars and willows are like the cables on the fishing boat moored in front of my grandmother’s pier. It was gray, and it was blown by the strong yellow wind of the plateau outside the Great Wall in March, making a whining noise.The students may have whispered to each other, or they may not.The wind circle in the sky is chicken shit yellow, and the yellow wind in the sky makes people's eyes close up, their lips move as little as possible, and their playfulness is lacking, and they have no interest.  Teacher Wei saw that the students were hiding from the wind direction, shrunk their necks and lowered their heads, so he stretched out his arms, raised his head, and said to the wind: "In the dictionary of nature, the yellow wind is just an entry. I am from Fujian. Not afraid, are you locals still afraid?" When Teacher Wei was speaking, he retracted his arms like firing a cannon and then punched out, retracted and then punched out, especially like the barrister Shi Yang played by Jin Shan.Kant muttered in a low voice: "You are not afraid of the yellow wind, but you are afraid of your wife!" Many students nearby heard this and couldn't help laughing.Teacher Wei heard it, and said with undisguised indifference: "What's wrong with being afraid of your wife? All great people are afraid of their wives. Yan Fu is afraid of his wife. Lu You is afraid of his wife. Cai Yuanpei is also afraid of his wife. And, and..." Wei The teacher was choked by the wind and his five sense organs ran wildly, "Is it more chic to be afraid of the inside than to be afraid of the outside? Fear of the inside is the purest kindness and compassion, and fear of the inside is the most scientific attitude towards life. Fear of the inside is to cultivate not to take refuge when things happen, and not to escape punishment when you are guilty. The conduct of a courtier." He spoke so convincingly that the students immediately fell in love with him!Yang Meiren also said to me happily, "Look, fortunately, I have changed to a Chinese teacher, hehe, man!" I said angrily: "The man is a man, but not your man!" "That's right, I heard that Mrs. Wei's arms are thicker than a big bowl, so worry about your life!" Wei Fengyan came up to help, mouth Still grinning.Her heartlessness and her righteousness are what I wish for, so I took the opportunity to put my arm on Wei Fengyan's shoulders, swaying, and looked at Yang Meiren appreciatively.  Gautan Helen's pale, serene, and languid face when she died seemed to me as immortal as the wind.At the moment of waiting for the corpse, there is a depth in the sky.Although her death was hasty, even sloppy, in my mind, it is more impressive than the swaying scene of the big clock.Yang Meiren threaded the thread as soon as she gave it a needle, and when she saw the male teacher, she quickly stood up in T-steps, like an amateur announcer.I hinted that Wei Fengyan could trip up Beauty Yang at the right time. Teacher Wei walked up to me and asked for my advice on playing. I took a look at Yang Meiren's virtue and said, "Climb the tree!" Before I finished speaking, the boys booed and cheered.I said this while staring at Yang Meiren, and there is still an unspeakable strength in my heart.Yang Meiren was taken aback for a moment, and then settled down, looking at Teacher Wei flickeringly, her eyes were sweet, as if she had just been showered with licorice water.Leaving aside the fact that Mr. Wei is clean and honest, and that Mr. Wei has already tasted the taste of a pear—a wife, Mr. Wei is probably thinking more about how quickly and economically he can pass the time of a class. He is so busy. "Climb, let's climb the tree!" Teacher Wei asked the sports committee member Ding Dingbao to gather the number of people. Ding Dingbao said that groups 1, 3, and 5 should be compared with groups 2, 4, and 6. Teacher Wei didn't even think about it I agree.  Ding Dingbao asked the boys in groups 1, 3, and 5 to stand in a row, and the girls in groups 2, 4, and 6 to stand in a row. He pointed to a willow tree and said, "Climb this one."Teacher Wei hurriedly stepped forward to stop him, "No, no, none of the baskets, fences, dustpans, dung baskets, baskets, rice baskets, and boxes are not made of willow branches! Furthermore, even willows can be planted without intention. Is it a common man who climbs a good life that is shaded?" "Climb it!" Teacher Wei pointed to another poplar tree and said, "Look at the black hole in that poplar tree, it's even more sloppy than a sloppy woman, don't climb it, etc. What?" "Climbing a poplar tree is climbing a woman!" When Ding Dingbao summed it up, he raised his right arm with his fist inward.  The boys yelled and huddled forward, Yang Meiren blocked it with both hands, and pointed out sharply: "How do you climb a tree?" "What about a row of poplar trees?" Climb one tree, and it will end? Blind! Stupid!"  It was me and Kant who climbed the tree first. I think the poplar tree I climbed is thicker than the one the boy climbed, with more branches and knots. The bark is as hard as a turtle shell.Climbing up to a height of more than two feet, I saw the villages, fields, sparse and messy trees and the whitened loess road outside the city wall, and then climbed to the treetops, and the green hills outside the city surrounded by mist were on the same level as me. The chest is high, the houses at the foot of the mountain are as big as building blocks, and the blood-blue cooking smoke is small, and the other is still small, lying there just a stone's throw away, causing thoughts.  Kant didn't know whether it was because of the small tumor next to his earlobe that he couldn't climb up, or he was just a stupid yam, and he couldn't climb more than ten feet, so he said that the bran he ate early was not filled with rice, and the soles of his feet were stuck to millet cakes. It's so sticky that you can't go up.A bastard who doesn't even care about climbing women, buy two taels of wool and kill him!The boys raised their necks and yelled at Kant, which made the bird's nests on the surrounding poplar trees rustle with silk skirts and the birds fell head over heels in fright.Just as the birds were shooting around like bullets, Mr. Jiang came, with his arms folded on his chest, watching us from a distance.  When I was in Beijing, I liked playing the horizontal bar the most. With the horizontal bar between my legs, I hung upside down. Akira, the sleeping posture is the same as that of a bat, or what a bat looks like, and what I look like.I have hung upside down on locust trees, elm trees, and some unknown trees, but I have never tried it on poplar trees. I picked a branch as thick as a rafter, kicked it down first, and then doubled up. After the legs clamped the tree branch, as soon as the hands were loosened, the blood all over the body rushed to the head, not to mention how comfortable it was.  "Ah!" It's normal for girls to scream like this, and it's more normal for boys to bark like that. It's not normal for Yang Shu to bark.I faced Mr. Jiang and Mr. Wei with my face upside down, and I felt that they were the opposite. I also felt that my expression was more delicate and demure than those elves in Greek sculptures in the classical era.Wei Fengyan is Mianshan, she thought what was going to happen to me, and she burst into tears in a hurry, complaining that I was more angry than a frog, and at the same time said good things one after another, "If I say I want to beat you, I dare to give you one." Beat your back, beat your feet, where else would you dare to beat." I wonder how there are such popular words in this world!I greedily made a desperate expression, and my body stiffened like a dead sheep.  ...  When we entered the attached room of the biology room, Teacher Wei said that Kong Lao Er had always spoken but not written, at most he was a editor. lobbyist.When Teacher Wei said this, the lights went dark, and a white shadow the size of a bed sheet appeared on the white wall. With a click, the wall was replaced with the words "At the beginning of human beings, the nature is good, the nature is similar, and the learning is far away". Teacher Wei pronounced the beginning of human beings as "the stamp of human beings", and the students laughed. , Waiting for Teacher Wei to lead the students to study at the beginning of the year, the students read the stamp of adulthood in unison. "People's Poke" is really wonderful!I also chimed in when I was naughty: "Poke the people, stamp the stamp!" Teacher Wei said loudly: "I ask the students to be serious!" Teacher Wei pronounced the request as "bite the ball", and the girls laughed all over. trembling.Teacher Wei said apologetically, "My Pudong (common) language is not good, and I am from Lan (South)." After such a class, the students laughed until their cheeks became sore, and the boys looked at us girls even more eccentrically, muttering in a low voice, I bite the ball, I bite the ball... Although Teacher Wei is still Kong Laoao (2) Kong Laoao ( 2) Swearing non-stop, after all, did not save the bad situation of chaotic classroom discipline.  Teacher Jiang looked like a supervisor, standing like a cross by the back wall of the classroom.When Teacher Wei said get out of class was over, he stood in front of the podium with a gait like an ostrich rushing. He first said that the school asked every teacher to criticize Kong's second child, and this kind of crowd tactics is not worth advocating.He said that even if the school refused to let him approve it, he would approve it, because he had long been angry with Kong Laoer.He said: "Confucius led Chinese education astray with his three-inch tongue. Confucius' influence on Chinese education is almost as long as Plato's influence on Western education. But Confucius did not talk about mathematics. An important reason why China’s science is relatively backward. China’s education does not need a clever mouth, but a high-level and far-reaching thinking, including the scientific emphasis on natural science. Any science can only be when it contains numbers. To become a science, I firmly believe that nature has its mathematical design. Nature cannot be separated from the cooperation of mathematics.” After Jiang Yuanlan approved Kong’s second child, he also said that the school will hold a sports meeting, and every student must register items, unless there are special circumstances.The students swarmed up and picked the project they liked to apply for. Wei Fengyan asked me what project I wanted to apply for, and asked me to be her consultant.I took a look at Wei Fengyan's figure like a rock, and suggested that she apply for the throwing event.She said she was puffy and bored.I said that four-legged animals are good at running, and those with two legs can hop.Wei Fengyan squeezed forward and asked Teacher Jiang: "I'm fat, is it a special situation?" Teacher Jiang shook his head.Wei Fengyan bit her lower lip for a while, and said vehemently, "I'm reporting for the high jump!" After hearing this, Teacher Jiang was taken aback for a moment, and then quickly said, "Your motivation is much higher than your effect, at least that's how I see it." Wei Fengyan opened her mouth stupidly, with a confused expression, I pushed Wei Fengyan, "Hey, I don't understand, Mr. Jiang liberated you." "Oh, oh," Wei Fengyan seemed to have realized it, very shy He smiled at Mr. Jiang and bowed deeply.  When it was my turn to stand in front of Teacher Jiang, I first said that my legs were crooked, my feet were scarred, worms were growing in my bones, and my tendons were blown by the wind.Teacher Jiang's expression fluttered here and there, wondering: "Is it you who is hanging upside down on the poplar tree?" I nodded, and Teacher Jiang also nodded, and suddenly, he said: "You run 10,000 meters, that's it I can't!" I hurriedly said, "I'm not a fugitive, why did I run so far?" Of course, my unreasonable reasoning didn't make sense to Mr. Jiang. When I saw that the situation was not good, I hurriedly said, "I'm applying for the long jump. Long jump, I have no problem with long jump." "How far can you jump?" Teacher Jiang asked me.  When I participated in the commune performance, from the run-up to the splits, I rushed out of most of the stage. I made a rough estimate, "Eight meters!" After finishing speaking, I proudly stretched out my right hand and made an "eight" gesture, What?Teacher Jiang's eyes widened for the first time, "Eight meters!" When I emphasized it again, I added affirmatively: "At least eight meters!" "Is it long jump?" Without thinking, she said, "If you don't believe me, you can ask Mr. Cheng." It was Mrs. Jiang who was determined to beg for food, and asked persistently, "Is it eight meters or eight feet?" I was a little puzzled, but my intuition told me I said that eight meters is more airy than eight feet, so I stretched my neck and said: "Eight, eight meters of eight roads, meters of rice, eight meters." Before the words fell, Mr. Jiang suddenly laughed, "It's the triple jump. Huh?" I was asked so that Monk Zhang Er couldn't figure it out, but I answered very simply: "What is the third level, the first level, the iron level." "Do you agree with my long jump?" I asked tentatively, "You jump far away, jump away," Teacher Jiang said, turned and left.  —— When a painting is covered with glass, framed, and hung on the wall, it appears far out of reach.Teacher Xiao Cheng trained other students in long jump and high jump, but not me, so I put on the white sneakers I bought for three yuan and went to him.In front of the sandpit, he played with a coiled measuring tape and said, "You can jump eight meters, so why do you train! Not only can you train people all over the country, but you can also train kangaroos and cheetahs!" Well, Teacher Xiao Cheng is so easy It doesn't matter if the earth becomes a painting and I'm far away, the point is that I don't know how to turn a living person into a painting.  When Teacher Wei Homer saw me, he also looked at me very vigilantly, and asked tentatively: "Is salt sweet or salty?" Teacher Wei Homer was squatting in front of his house to sift the ashes, He asked me when he was picking up coal nubs as a child, his head was full of coal dust, and the blue padded jacket he was wearing was as wrinkled as elephant skin, and the color was the same.He also had coal dust of the same color on both sides of his nose, and I couldn't help laughing. Mr. Wei Homer, who held his head up and chest out, told me that Magnificent is Rome on his front feet, and he became like this on his back feet. The back of the basket hadn’t even covered the bottom of the basket, and his wife was standing ten feet away like a pillar with her hands folded in front of her chest, her facial expression was similar to Munch’s engraving, and she looked at me with her left eye very penetratingly. The right eye squinted at her man.  Someone also said, give me a fulcrum and I can pry up the earth.At dusk, with my hands in my pockets, I was walking lazily, enjoying and spending money.In math class today, Mr. Jiang accused me of not having a thought protruding like a mountain, but having an arrogance that protrudes like a mountain.I think he was irritated by being caught watching the movie "Ode to Yimeng" again last night, and he vented his anger on the students.While thinking wildly, he followed Canxia to Yunlin Temple.The Yunlin Temple in the backlight is like a towering mountain. It is so dilapidated, so quiet, and so meaningful, so I approached it.  Yunlin Temple was built in the Ming Dynasty, and was repaired and expanded into a community building again and again during the Guangxu and Xuantong years of the Qing Dynasty. If such a big guy can be accommodated in the school, I don’t have to worry about who can meet with it.On the contrary, the walls of Yunlin Temple are more than ten feet higher than the teacher's dormitory, and the walls are as thick as a half kang.After walking a few steps, I smelled urine.The school’s male teacher Xiaojie was very liberating. In the cold spring, piles of yellow ice lumps were planted around the temple wall.They have lived from the Ming Dynasty to the present day, exuding their muscles, bones and charms. They look like they grow in poor valleys and cut cliffs, and their color is like refined iron.However, the two of them are always disturbed by the smell of urine, and the situation is not necessarily much better than mine.  There is a sign on the left side of the gate of Yunlin Temple, which states that Yunlin Temple is a cultural relic protection unit in Shanxi Province, signed by the People's Government of Shanxi Province—August 1953.The color of the brand has faded and the paint has fallen, showing the evening scene of mulberry and elm.Suddenly, Teacher Shi seemed to be born out of the mist and mist, and she brought all the style of the city of Shanghai here. Wearing a western-tailored Chinese-style double-breasted smock, the sable background is lined with fine pink sprinkles, a pair of black velvet chicken leg pants, and a violet pure-color wool turban. Teacher Shi deliberately folded the turban into a triangle Folding the inch-wide side again, the tail of the towel is upturned and trembling, the whole person highlights the slender waist and the expression of both pious pilgrims and tourists.Teacher Shi didn't see me, why should I say I saw her?我调头往回走，偏又和江老师撞上了，“我晚上去县教育局吃大米饭，你先在班里上一节自习课再来我家补课。”江老师没头没脑说完，就进了我身侧的学校图书馆。  村里人说吃请，吃酒，吃喜，连傻得总掏鼻涕吃的二板筋都会说“喂脑袋”，比比他们，江老师说的话用村里人讲话是“没生熟”。县教育局是吃大米饭的地势么？指不定蹿到哪里吃秕子呢！转回身，竟然又看到庄稼重也从云林寺里溜出来。一个鼠头鼠脑的人和一个大模大样的人区别在于前者为内八字步，后者为外八字步，我说他溜得贼溜溜地麻利，是我近视，瞅不清他的脸，等我起意追上去时，他已经闪身钻进图书馆了。  《孔老二可以休矣》、《我们是当代柳盗跖》、《从〈乡党〉篇斥孔老二》、《仲尼、仲尼请你啃泥》等等文章、标语一夜之间铺遍了学校的黑板、墙壁时，外校的参观教师以及教育系统的职工也犹如蝗虫一样铺天盖地般涌来。省教委选我们学校为“批林批孔”的典型，是因为喜城中学从1954年起就一直是省里的重点中学。贾校长真风光，真恨不得往死里忙，他嘴巴膏了油似的从早到晚做报告，就分派教导主任张菊花管杂务。张主任的丈夫是3号兵站的站长，张主任这位站长太太郊游时都恨不得带上行走的帐篷，倒垃圾时都要披着缨络在飞的斗篷，吃碗羊血汤都有勤务兵用象牙牙签给剔牙，递漱口水，她说她要豪情满怀地迎接更年期，一时一刻也离不开她的潮汕炉、玉书畏、孟臣罐、若琛瓯这茶具四宝，她要回家喝乌龙茶去。她说她若在某一时辰不喝茶，嘴巴就会溢出怪味，舌头出汗，很难闻的。张主任深受鲁迅影响，每每喝茶，言茶，都把鲁迅的话“会喝好茶，有好茶喝，是一种清福”挂在嘴边上，说了一遍又一遍，显看得她成了鲁迅的好学生。张主任最明白大懒支小懒，小懒干瞪眼的道理，除了让我组织同学在校门口列队欢迎之外，还让我给来参观的老师们放幻灯、看展览、送材料、递茶水、派纸烟、到大礼堂去休息。  我只对每天去总务处领纸烟感兴趣，别的活计我都派给杨美人、康德一之流了。  总务处的吴处长的神情总像是在凡尔赛宫的花园散步的上流绅士，我说来了八百人，他就给我十六条香烟，如果我今天只报两百人，他就给四条。总之，他出手阔绰，气度非凡，甚至是装腔作势的慷慨。我脑袋里也闪过他的潇洒别有用心，可念头和实打实的一条条香烟比起来，真比烟灰还要轻飘。  人浪如潮的头几天，我挑拣着模样魁伟的男老师给上几支烟，但很快我就发现魁伟的男老师在梦里尚可流窜，现实中满目白板。所有来参观的老师基本上比霜打了的秋茄子还要老！比边七条还边七条！在村里，以物易物相当普遍，包括自家男人都可以换别人家男人。所以，面对多余的香烟，我想都没想就跑到各教研室，拉开每位老师的抽屉，塞进去一条或两条烟。  正是杏花夭夭的时候，我假设老师们的抽屉藏匿着芬芳的花瓣，我没有不拉的道理。我各个教研室轮流来，有收到三、五条烟的，有收到四、六条烟的，老师们对我的举动视而不见且听之任之。于是，一个影子游荡在各教研室的同时，我闻到了他们书桌上散发着菖蒲、桂树、乳香木、百合、葡萄园及从黎巴嫩流下来的溪水的味道。  父亲留给我的肥大的中山装非常配合，一条条香烟别在腰间像扎荷枪实弹的武装带，相当隐秘。石磊磊老师今天上午刚和同学们学习一位叫“黄帅”小学生的“日记”，下午便会收到我的一条“檄文”。教生物的郝老师前脚讲了“孢子囊破孢子而出……”后脚我就会给她一个比孢子的祖奶奶的祖奶奶还大的“投枪”。教历史的庄稼重老师左手抄写《读〈盐铁论〉》第一自然段和最后一段，右手就拿着“行义以达其道”的“实物证据”。白个白老师反复给我们讲“摩尔浓度”，我们都觉得那是难以理解的深奥。匪夷所思的是白个白老师翌日一边抽烟，一边再讲“摩尔浓度”时，比烟云还难捕捉的“摩尔概念”同学们一下子都弄明白了。实际上，我早就想好说辞了，你张菊花让我给来的老师抽烟，可你没强调是给来参观的老师还是给来教书的老师啊，我能糊涂不糊涂那可真是犯糊涂了，我这号人没心没肺，故尔给小程老师的烟比给江老师的多了六条。  魏丰燕在“接待办”找到我，说她男人爱吃纸烟。 “噢。”魏丰燕接着说她男人只见过迎泽烟，没抽过迎泽烟。 “噢。”魏丰燕火了，“噢你妈的噢哩，你给上爷一盒烟能咋地？”我说：“咋地倒是不咋地，敬供先生的烟给刨二垄的抽可惜哩。”魏丰燕说：“换么，”“用啥换？你除了没把爷的屁换去，你早换牙膏胰子蛤蜊油，午换手纸零食羊毛衣，晚换铅笔本子和橡皮，连爷的枕头被褥都换给了你，你敢情想把爷脚印也换了去换烟么？”魏丰燕在这夜幕初开的黄昏被我质问得蠢蠢呆呆地傻笑，神情却像个理直气壮的税务官，“你不给爷，爷告你！”魏丰燕威胁道。 “嘁，四两豆面揪疙瘩，少来这片汤。”我叉着腰说。  “爷拿这和你换行不？”魏丰燕托起她胸前的两块金匾说。  “爷也不是吃素的！”我也把胸挺了挺。 