Chapter 17 Three drunk eyes to see the world

"Northern soldier" Gu Yanshan is now a well-known "drunk man" in Furong Town.Because that year, in order to ascertain his criminal motive of stealing and selling 10,000 catties of grain from the state treasury, and also to prove whether he had been having an affair with Hu Yuyin, a member of the new rich peasants for a long time, the working group, after requesting instructions from relevant departments, conducted a medical examination on him at the County People’s Hospital. Had a physical examination.This is tantamount to being punished.For many years, Lao Gu has longed to get married and taste family happiness, but he has not paid the price.This time it is involuntary, doomed.In a white room, a room where it seemed that the sun of the world gathered together so brightly that he could not open his eyes, he was ordered to be naked and "exposed to the broad daylight."A large group of people in white coats and big masks (later he heard that there were also male and female students practicing in the medical school) came side by side to look down, touch, pinch, and exchange glances (each All kinds of glances)...he lay motionless like a gelded stallion, covered in goose bumps, sweating, and shivering.He closed his eyes as if he had lost consciousness, and there was a cold blankness in his mind...During the Battle of Pingjin near Tianjin, he was shot by Fu Zuoyi's subordinates, his thigh was bleeding, and his cotton pants were soaked. When he was about to die, and bid farewell to this land that was about to be victorious and liberated, his mind was still blank... same as this time.That time he was rescued by his comrades-in-arms and did not die.He was injured in an old lady's house for forty days, and then returned to the army.Of course he won't die this time... Whose bullet was he shot this time?whose bullet?What kind of battlefield is it again?Anti-revisionism and anti-revisionism, extermination of capital and prosperity, the party will not be revised, the country will not change color, and millions of people will not be killed.Therefore, everyone has to pass the test, and everyone has to conduct an inspection from the soul to the body, from top to bottom, from the outside to the inside.This kind of battlefield is much deeper, more complicated, and more mysterious than shooting the enemy with a gun in the past... I don't know how long after that, a male nurse came towards him and told him to go outside and put on his clothes.The door was open.He heard those white coats making scientific conclusions: "This man has lost his male function."A childish voice asked softly (probably an intern at a medical school who is not full of milk): "Is he a hermaphrodite? Sometimes he becomes a woman, sometimes he becomes a man?" The white coats seem to have heard a wonderful sentence. Laughing like an unspeakable comedy line.The laughter made the glass doors and windows rustle.Gu Yanshan really wished that God would immediately have a strong earthquake, destroying these laughter together with himself.

The working group reported to the county party committee that in view of Gu Yanshan's serious loss of class position and long-term encouragement of capitalist forces in towns and villages, the circumstances are bad and the impact is extremely bad.However, some old comrades of the county party committee thought that he was a cadre who went south, and he had not made any other mistakes before. One level of salary is imposed to see the aftereffect. Not long after, the superiors sent a new "top leader" to the Furong Town Grain Station.Although Gu Yanshan was not announced to be dismissed, he still did not "step down".Fortunately, he lived upstairs, and he was used to it long ago, so he didn't commit suicide.

No official is light.In the second year came the "Cultural Revolution" with violent rain, violent wind and turbulent waves.Gu Yanshan doesn't look into anything, uses wine to soothe his sorrows, and enjoys himself outside of sports.He was often half drunk and half sober, telling stories to the little dolls in the town, and they were full of "drinking talk".What green plums boil wine to talk about heroes, Guan Gong beheaded Hua Xiong with a cup of wine; Monk Hua beat the mountain gate drunk, and used the leftover dog meat to smear the young monk's mouth; The birthday key is to put Mongolian sweat medicine in the wine; Song Jiang wrote anti-poems in Xunyang Tower when he was drunk, and so on.Most of the legends of ancient heroes are inseparable from the word "wine", so he can't finish talking, and the dolls never get tired of listening to them, and they didn't expose him for "selling black goods of seals, capitals and repairs".

In the winter of this year, Gu Yanshan heard that Li Mangeng, the secretary of the brigade, had roasted a jar of flammable Baogu shochu, and raised a black dog weighing more than ten catties. On a snowy night, , came to Li Mangeng's house, and handed over 60 yuan in one hand to buy the jar of wine and the black dog. That night, he came to Li's house to have a hearty drink until he was drunk.And let him be the host, and Li Mangeng is invited to accompany him.Li Mangeng has also been unlucky in recent years. He worked as a secretary under Wang Qiushe, the owner of the hanging house, running errands and being obedient and angry.So the two immediately started to pack the black dog with an old sack, carried it to the shallow water beach by the Furong River, pressed it into the water, and drowned the black dog alive.Then he brought it back to the house, sprinkled quicklime on the black dog and rubbed it to remove the hair. After a while, the black dog turned into a white and fat meat dog.Immediately set the pot on fire, chop the dog meat into three-finger-sized pieces, first fry it with tea oil, then stew it with five-spice star anise...

Beating dogs in snowy weather has always been a beautiful thing for people in Wuling Mountains, and adults and children are all excited and encouraged.It just so happened that Li Mangeng's woman "Wuzhuola" took her four younger sisters back to her natal home this evening, and despite the two men's nonsense, no one stopped her.Gu Yanshan and Li Mangeng ate and drank slowly face to face, and they were very excited.One said, Brother Soldier, I must get your old wine barrel drunk tonight; the other said, Little Cousin, I must smash your wine jar tonight.At first they used wine bowls, but they didn't like it, so they changed to teacups, but they didn't like it, so they just changed to rice bowls.

"Damn it! Damn it! I've never been really drunk in most of my life. I don't know how much I can drink!" Lao Gu held up the wine bowl, touched the bowl with Li Mangeng, and then leaned his neck and gurgled Drank the bottom. "Drink up, yes, drink up! For more than ten years, Li Mangeng, I have made a wrong move in a chess game, and I have made a wrong move... It is all for a woman, the most poisonous woman's heart...Drink up! This jar of shochu is my treat! " Li Mangeng drank up the wine and threw the empty bowl heavily on the table. "Women? Women are also divided into different surnames. It should be said that women are the kindest in the world, and women are the most vicious... You don't want three catties of dog legs, three catties of cow legs, and three catties of chicken handles! Come on! , Sieve the wine, sieve the wine!, Gu Yanshan stretched out the empty bowl.

At that time, both of them were only half drunk and half awake.Li Mangeng felt that he was almost talking nonsense, so he quickly stopped talking.Gu Yanshan looked at him, secretly amused, this kid is talking big and flamboyant.He obviously had already collected 60 yuan, but he boasted that "this jar of soju is my treat"!Guizi, Uncle Gu is your guest now, and Uncle Gu is your old man! They each had a bowl, persuaded and respected each other, and drank it without giving in to each other.Gradually, both of them felt that their bodies became lighter, but they were full of strength, with high interest and great confidence, as if the whole world had been trampled under their feet and taken over by them.They started to raise their chopsticks, picked up fat dog meat and stuffed it into each other's mouths: "Old Gu! My soldier brother, this piece, you are fucking human flesh, you all, you have to give me a fucking, eat it! "

"Man Geng! My little cousin! There are some people nowadays whose hearts are harder than iron, and whose hands and feet are harder than tiger's claws! They can eat human flesh! ... But, but the superiors, the superiors think highly of such people This number of people... people have no conscience, eggs without bones... Is this called revolution? Is it called struggle?" "Revolutionary revolution, disown relatives! Struggle and fight, make one heart..." "Hahaha, Miao Miao Miao! Cheers, cheers!" The more they drank, the more they got on the right track, and the more they drank, the more energetic they became.

"Man Geng! Tell me, is Li Guoxiang a good lady? A small manager of a restaurant has transformed into a working team leader. She has made cats and dogs jump around in our good Furong Town. Restless! Shaking and transforming, she became a member of the county standing committee and secretary of the commune... I really don't know what part of her body is so popular... Helping the Red Guards to be lawless, they hung broken shoes around her neck and paraded them through the streets ..." Gu Yanshan was full of wine and was so angry that he stood up and swayed a few times, slamming his fists on the table while yelling.The cups, plates, and chopsticks on the table shook and danced minced steps.

Li Mangeng spat out the dog bone in his mouth to the ground with a bah, and laughed loudly: "That woman...can't dance the 'Black Ghost Dance', but can learn how to crawl like a dog... Hahaha, she doesn't look ugly, just Money is hot, you can imagine it, you can tell it, and you can do it... At the beginning, I was the civil affairs officer of the district government, and his uncle was the secretary of the district party committee and insisted on protecting the media, and wanted to make me this slut... At that time, I What a fool... Otherwise, she would be trapped under me today, today! Today, today, I can at least mix up to the level of a commune..."

"You, you are a majestic man, don't be discouraged. Sassy girls climb on men's heads to shit and pee. There are not many in the past dynasties. Your brigade Qin epilepsy told me that there was a Lu pheasant in the Han Dynasty, and there was a Lu Zhi in the Tang Dynasty. There was Wu Zetian, and there was the Empress Dowager in the Qing Dynasty... My brother, let me tell you the truth, the rightist, Epilepsy Qin, is not as disgusting and hateful as the other five types of elements..." "Lao Gu, you are an old revolutionary, a cadre who went south, and you still talk to me like this? Your soldier brother is really a big meeting, criticizing from left to right, and never afraid of occasions... For the sake of crazy Qin, I have done a lot of self-criticism Ah! The letter of repentance, written in characters as big as a finger, was written over and over again, not profound. The working group almost called me to kneel down on tiles and bricks... I will fucking care about it from now on, so I have no choice but to be ruthless Be a little bit hotter, don't care about the five types of molecules turning into pigs and dogs, whether they are dead or alive... what matters is myself, my 'five-clawed spicy', girls don't die, they have to live..." "Man Geng, people still have to be conscientious. In Furong Town, for example, there is only one young widow who commits the most crimes, can you not see it? Your eyes call your 'five-clawed hot' crotch, wrap it up Is it gone?" Drunken and clear.Drunken.Gu Yanshan's eyes were red, I don't know if it was made from Baogu shochu or from tears. Hearing Lao Gu mentioning Hu Yuyin, Li Mangeng's eyes were dazed, his expression indifferent, and he didn't say anything for a while... "Damn girl! No no, now she is a rich peasant woman, and I have already drawn a clear line with her... Poor woman... I Stupid! I'm so stupid! Hahaha..." Li Mangeng burst into laughter suddenly, laughed a few times, and suddenly wiped his face with both hands, the smile on his face was wiped off, and he became a dull, numb expression. "I'm stupid, I'm stupid... At that time I was young, too young, and I took things in the world too seriously... I didn't marry her, and the party didn't allow it. In fact... as long as..." "Actually what? You don't have a dog bone in your mouth!" Gu Yanshan stared at him with wide eyes, a little aggressive. "Actually, actually, let me tell you the truth, Brother Soldier, whenever I think of her, my heart hurts..." "Do you still feel sorry for her? I think your brother is ignorant of his conscience, and he fell into trouble... You, you are cruel enough in your heart and hot in your hands in order to protect yourself! People treat you as a brother, fifteen hundred The 1 yuan was handed over to the working group for your safekeeping, which became evidence of her transfer of speculative stolen money and harboring capitalism... Brothers and sisters are like birds in the same forest, when disaster strikes, they fly separately!" "Lao Gu! Lao Gu! I beg you...you shut up!" Li Mangeng suddenly beat his chest, tears streaming down his face, and began to cry, "Every sentence of your brother's words is like a knife... I can't help it, I can't help it In front of the enemy, my surname Li can grit my teeth, not afraid of death, and not betrayed... But in front of the party organization, in front of the county committee working group, what do you tell me to do? What should I do? I'm afraid of being expelled from the party! Mom! Ah, I want to follow the party and become a party member..." "Hahaha! Li Mangeng! Tonight, I spent 60 yuan to buy this jar of wine, this dog, and this sentence from you!" Gu Yanshan was happy when he heard the former secretary of the brigade cry more and more. , smiled, and yelled: "It seems that your heart is not completely black and hard! People in Furong Town are not all hard-hearted!''"... Your brother is still the same as before. That 'Northern Soldier', a man from a town, has a tyrannical appearance and a bodhisattva heart..." "Your brother finally understands humanity! Hahaha, he understands humanity..." The two cried and laughed, and kept messing around until the rooster crowed at five o'clock. When they all took their bowls to the jar at the same time to scoop up wine, the jar was already dry.As soon as the two of them threw away their wine bowls, they staggered and laughed in unison: "I'll save your fucking wine jar for tomorrow!" "You're as fucking drunk as Guan Gongye! Take this leg of raw dog meat and drink it upstairs with you tomorrow night!" "Man Geng! Keep the raw dog meat, keep it...I, I have to go back to the town, to go upstairs to the grain station. I haven't 'go downstairs' yet...I live upstairs, don't care. Up' not 'down'!" Snow, falling, falling quietly.It seems that the earth is too filthy, and pickled garbage is piled up and scattered everywhere, and the heavy snow came to cover and cover it all, hiding the dirt... A dim yellow flashlight illuminated a row of crooked people. Footprints, walking towards Qingshiban Street.Fortunately, the highway bridge has been opened, and there is no need to call for a ferry in the fifth watch weather. When Gu Yanshan returned to the town, he told Old Beifeng to blow his head with alcohol.He was so drunk that he passed out.Standing in the middle of the street, he suddenly started yelling and cursing: "Listen! Son of a bitch! Shrew! Slut! You, what have you made the town into? They're all gone! Adults and children are dumb and dare not speak out! Son of a bitch! Shrew! Slut! If you have the guts to stand on the street with me, I will fight you!..." Residents on both sides of Qingshiban Street were woken up by him, and they all knew who the "Northern soldiers" were cursing.It was freezing cold, no one got up to watch, and no one rose to dissuade.Only the employees and family members of the township supply and marketing cooperative felt sorry. Li Guoxiang went back to the county revolutionary committee for a meeting, and never heard this scolding. On this snowy and windy dawn, Gu Yanshan couldn't control himself, sometimes he was on the street, sometimes at the end of the street, and sometimes returned to the middle of the street, yelling and cursing.Later, he was probably tired of cursing, and fell down on the sidewalk in front of the supply and marketing cooperative in a drunken state.He vomited dog meat and wine all over the snow.Two dogs came running from nowhere, licking and eating the food he vomited in the snow beside him, croaking, croaking... He was snoring and shaking his hands in his sleep: "... Wang Zhishu, Li Director, don't make noise! ​​Quack, quack, you just eat and drink by yourself, I, I'm drunk and going to sleep... Quack, quack, you just eat and drink by yourself..." Gu Yanshan did not freeze to death, and even miraculously did not suffer from frostbite.Before dawn, and before the shop doors on both sides of Qingshiban Street were opened, he was sent back to the dormitory above the grain station.Who sent it?do not know.