Chapter 71 Nonsense professional realm

After arriving at Guangxin Mansion, Wang Shouren went ashore, sold all his valuables, took the money, changed a boat, and sailed to Chuanshan County. He suddenly became nervous, feeling that the pursuer was about to arrive.He got off the boat in a hurry and changed to another fast boat, which was really a fast boat. He sailed quickly for a day and a night, and when the boat reached the shore, Wang Shouren asked what this place was, and replied that it was the northern boundary of Fujian Province. In the blink of an eye, he fled from Hangzhou to Fujian. Even Wang Shouren himself found it a little inconceivable at such a speed.

But as soon as Wang Shouren landed, he met a group of vigilant patrolling officers and soldiers who stepped forward to stop him: "Stop, what are you doing?" Wang Shouren: I... um, um, I'm a businessman, hehe, hehehe, a businessman... The patrol soldier snarled: Shut up, do you think we haven't seen what a businessman looks like?What the hell do you do, be honest.Otherwise, I will send you to the government, and you will get a pair of arrest documents at that time, no matter how many cases you have committed, it will be over when you get here, do you understand? Wang Shouren sighed, and said to himself, it seems that I can't do it without using my special skills!

What is his special skill? Just look down and you'll know. Seeing Wang Shouren coughed lightly, he said: Good eyesight, good eyesight, you are indeed good eyesight, you can see through my origin at a glance.Hahaha, that's right, I am Wang Shouren, the head of the Ministry of War. I am well-known in the capital, and everyone knows it. I was dragged out of the Meridian Gate by the emperor because of a small incident, and I fell to the ground. Stripped my pants and beat my ass.After smashing my ass, the imperial court demoted me to be the postman of Guizhou Longchang.Think about it for me, Wang Shouren, how embarrassing it is to be relegated from the head of the Ministry of War to the postmaster of Longchang, Guizhou. What's more, Wang Shouren is famous all over the world.However, I was convicted by the imperial court after all, and my crime is unforgivable.So the more I thought about it, the more I felt that I was sorry for Shengen and the court. I was ashamed, and with a "plop", I threw myself into the Qiantang River and committed suicide.

The patrolman was stunned: Oh, you committed suicide...then what is this thing standing in front of us?Is it a human or a ghost? Wang Shouren said unhurriedly: Don't worry, don't worry, listen to me.But he said that after he plunged into the Qiantang River, he felt that the cold water soaked his whole body. It was uncomfortable. The body floated lightly in the water, and he didn't feel suffocated, and he was able to breathe freely.Just when I was inexplicably surprised, something suddenly came in front of me. I took a closer look and almost screamed in fright.What do you think is the monster coming up ahead?It was a person with a fish head, but he was wearing gorgeous clothes and was carrying a lantern.Just when I was dumbfounded, the fish-headed monster had already floated in front of me, and said: Don't be afraid, Mr. Wang, he is the messenger who patrols the river.Just because my dragon king has a three-year promise with you, so I specially asked me to come here to welcome you.So I invite the king to move forward and go to the Dragon Palace for a talk...

To say that Wang Shouren is nonsense is not fabricated by later generations, but admitted by Wang Shouren himself.The entire content of his nonsense stories may as well be put here for your reference: The patrol boat saw that the gentleman did not look like a merchant, so he was suspicious and arrested. The gentleman said: I am Wang Shouren, the head of the Ministry of War.Because he offended the imperial court, he was demoted to be the postman of Longchang post office in Guizhou by the imperial staff.Thinking of the seriousness of the crime, and wanting to commit suicide, he threw himself into the Qiantang River, and met a foreign object with the head of a fish. He claimed to be a river patrol messenger, and he was ordered by the Dragon King to come to greet him.I accompanied me to the Dragon Palace, and the Dragon King descended to greet me, saying that I still had a long way to go before the future, that I should not die, and that I would treat each other with wine and food.That is to say, the former envoy was sent to take me out of the river. In a hurry, he attached a boat to this place to send me ashore, but the boat was gone.I don't know how far it is from Qiantang here. It's only been a day and a night since I came here from the middle of the river.

This passage is Wang Shouren's self-narration, which is recorded in "Jing Luan Lu".It can be seen that Wang Shouren's nonsense can be said to be profound in skill, sophisticated in technique, and his skills have reached the perfection.No one would believe such an absurd story, but Wang Shouren is the best at making up similar stories. At the end of the story, he asked the patrolling soldiers innocently: ... The Dragon King invited me to eat and drink, and sent me out. dragon palace.I found a random boat. The Qiantang River just left last night. I don’t know where it is. Is it far from Hangzhou? It shouldn’t be far, right?After all, I just sailed for less than a day and a night...

The patrol soldiers believed in this story, which reveals Wang Shouren's insight into people's feelings in the world.It should be noted that the ancients believed that there was a mysterious supernatural power in the dark, dominating and influencing the world.So Wang Shouren specially told this kind of story to the patrol soldiers. The patrol soldiers dare not believe it. If it is true, I am afraid that the Sea Dragon King will come to the door at any time. Come to the small table and chairs, invite Wang Shouren to sit down and eat, someone has already rushed over there to report to the government.Such a big matter must be reported to the leader.

However, Wang Shouren was most afraid of seeing officials at this time. After seeing officials, the news that he was still alive was leaked out—in fact, it had already been leaked. He had been talking nonsense with the patrol soldiers for so long, so there was no reason not to leak it. ?But it doesn't matter if you leak it to the soldiers. If you see the officials, you may never escape again, and you will definitely be escorted back to the court... So Wang Shouren ate and ate, taking advantage of the patrolling soldiers' unpreparedness, and said: I'll go In the bathroom first... put down the wine and meat, slowly walk into the darkness, and suddenly start to run wildly.