Chapter 2 (one)

Sun Wukong has not come to see me for hundreds of years.On Xitian Road, my apprentice has saved my life countless times.We didn't expect it to be a game, we were so involved, weeping and laughing, but we didn't realize until the end that everything turned out to be illusory.All the mountains, all the waters, and all the demons and ghosts on the way to learn from the scriptures are all blindfolds set by the Tathagata. "After so many years, are you still angry?" I asked him three hundred years ago. He sighed, "You know what I regret the most?" "What is it?"

"I really regret knowing you, Master." I said this to him many years ago, when he was a monkey. How different are monkeys from humans?Monkey King said: "There is only one piece of paper." "You uncover this piece of paper, there is a secret inside." Three thousand years ago, the monkey lay under the tree and said with a smile. I lifted the seal. There was a loud rumbling sound, and suddenly the sky collapsed and the earth shattered, a golden light rose from the valley, and the monkey flew into the sky, sitting on the cloud and laughing. "Hahaha, you saved me, but I decided to kill you, what do you have to say?"

"I regret knowing you, Monkey." He didn't kill me, he became my apprentice. Many years later, I knew that it was also the arrangement of the Tathagata. He didn't want to watch a play performed by one person, because it wasn't exciting enough. The banshee Tao'er captured me in a beautiful night, she waved her hand, and I couldn't move. "Where are you taking me?" I struggled to ask, and there was a blue moon in the sky. She slapped me hard, "Don't talk! If you talk too much, I'll kill you!" We were flying in the forest, the insects chirped, the leaves fluttered gently, and she exuded a faint fragrance. I was a little scared in my heart, but more melancholy. All of this was more like the dream I often had when I was young.

"Monk, are you dead?" She asked me suddenly. "Not yet, how good it is to be alive, I won't die even if you die." I said with a smile. She turned around and slapped me face to face again, half of her face was in hot pain, "You are not allowed to speak, how dare you speak?!" "Amitabha, good and good." "Slap!" Another slap. "Amitabha!!" I was furious, "Good, good!!" "Snapped!" "Amitabha Amitabha!!!!" "Crack! Crack!" "Amitabha Amitabha Amitabha Amitabha Amitabha Amitabha Amitabha..."

She giggled, "I've never seen such a stubborn monk like you, well, I won't hit you, but you are not allowed to be wordy." It was the first day and she slapped me five times, but in the end I won.