Chapter 14 Chapter 14

Five hundred years later... A white figure flitted lightly in the black night, like a silver water mark in the deep sea. Forest of All Souls "Damn Xiaobai, have you returned to your mother's house? You have been away for so long?" Zhu Bajie said, "In order to wait for you, I have already rejected the invitation of hundreds of beautiful girls. horse." "Go on with your dream, where's Master's... body?" Xiao Bailong said. "Master?... Oh! You said bald head, it's... in... eh... where did it go? It still had two legs here yesterday..."

"Zhu Bajie, you bastard! You...how could you be like this..." "Oh, the world is getting worse, even horses can swear at people? Eh? Horses still cry? I said what do you want a bald body? You are a stinky bastard, and the flies are around me all day long! Those little beauties think I am The old pig doesn't take a bath, it's wrong..." "I...I was on the road day and night, never resting for a moment, just hoping to get back, but..." Xiao Bailong couldn't continue. "Even if you are a thousand-mile horse, you can't catch up with his soul. Why bother? You must want to use the bald body as a souvenir. Let me tell you a new important secret that I discovered... After death, people don't live It’s a good time! You don’t say you want him when he’s alive, but you cry when he’s dead? It’s not as good as those female fairies, how straightforward they are.”

"I...I...I don't believe that he just died like this. He will definitely come back to life. Isn't Monkey King already looking for his soul?" "Sun Wukong... Huh, if he could come back, he would have come back a long time ago. He must have met a female monkey somewhere and lived a happy life. My old pig is also looking for my happy life..." "There is nothing else in your head every day, either a beauty or a sow!" "Then what's going on in your little pony's head every day? It's also willing to let your lover ride on it." "Zhu Bajie, you...you...you know that I was punished as a white horse because I refused to marry into the Heavenly Court, and I didn't want to!"

"Then what a coincidence that day the bald man was saying that he wanted a horse, so you just ran here... Sorry, I shouldn't be swearing in front of girls, you look like a horse, I always forget your sex." "It's none of your business! Don't do this with my old lady, I'll learn all kinds of dirty words when I'm with you three hooligans every day!" "Don't do this, don't do this, your father will be sad if he sees you like this." Little White Dragon burst into tears again. Zhu Bajie sighed, went up and patted Xiao Bailong on the back: "It's good to cry, they're all gone, they're all gone, now there are only us two lonely ghosts left, take care."

"Oh... Zhu Bajie, don't be like this, I will be scared if you are suddenly gentle..." "Oh, back then, my old pig was gentle..." "Hahaha..." Xiao Bailong suddenly burst into tears, "Pig..., pigs are gentle too...haha." Zhu Bajie laughed too: "Is this joke really funny? It's an old pig's housekeeping joke. No girl can stop laughing..." He couldn't help but looked up at the sky, there was a black shadow in the sky, and there was no moon. "Catch the monster monkey!" The cheers echoed in the Tiangong, and the gods and elephants were celebrating a carnival festival.

Zixia stood on a piece of cloud, looking at the Tiangong surrounded by iron barrels, her face was calm, and she couldn't see her sorrow or joy at all. "What are you doing with this thing! I'm already Monkey King, I don't need them anymore..." Sun Wukong roared like this back then, "This shawl is actually purple...don't tell me you used it The colorful clouds in the western sky made it!..." Why, if you lost five hundred years ago, you will still lose five hundred years later?When did he escape from the palm of the sky again? Zixia left the place where the gods gathered and walked to a corner of the heaven alone.

She came to the edge of the cloud again. "You wait for me here, the old grandson will come when he goes." She heard the voice again. I waited five hundred years, but he doesn't need me to wait any longer.She thought, when I turned around, there was no more him in the world. She looked at the sea of ​​clouds for a long time, and finally made up her mind to turn around... "Little girl, are you crying here again?" A familiar voice said, looking at her with a pair of eyes smiling. Sun Wukong. Sun Wukong just stood like that, as if he never walked away for five hundred years.He was still gnawing on a flat peach in his hand, and his smile had not been stained by any weather from five hundred years ago until today.

"Monkey King?" Zixia asked after staring at him for a while. "Ask knowingly." "Do you remember who I am?" "Aren't you just A Yao!... Ha, are you angry? Does it matter if you call the wrong name? Does it matter who you are?" "Didn't you go to the West Paradise?" "Western Paradise? Ha, where is Western Paradise? When the old grandson is happy, he turns the sky upside down and becomes Western Paradise!" "Didn't you get arrested for making a fuss in Lingxiao Palace?" "Hahaha, Lao Sun hasn't been caught since he was reborn in an alchemy furnace five hundred years ago."

Zixia suddenly felt confused. The memories of the past five hundred years were in chaos. Which ones were true and which ones were false?Sun Wukong really died?Is what he said to himself true, or is it his own imagination that the skeletal hand really held the purple scarf? But Sun Wukong looked around the heaven: "I haven't been here for five hundred years, I haven't been here for five hundred years, and it's still so gloomy and boring! I'm bored! I want to open a skylight to let in the wind!" As soon as he stretched out his hand, the golden cudgel turned from his hand into a beam of golden light that pierced into the sky.

"Boom!" Heavenly Court shook. There was a gap in the zenith, and the fire flowed down from there, burning the sky. Zixia was stunned. Since Nuwa mended the sky, the sky has never been cracked. "Fresh air, what fresh air, like the sea breeze beside Huaguo Mountain, hahaha, smell Zixia!" Monkey King laughed wildly. "Sun Wukong, you are crazy, so there will be a catastrophe in the three realms!" "Hahahaha! Such a terrible place, let's burn it!" Sun Wukong roared, "Fire! What a big fire!" Suddenly he hugged his head and sobbed again, "Fire... don't burn, don't burn my flowers and fruits Mountain……"

He seemed crazy. When he raised his head again, Zixia saw Sun Wukong's eyes were reddened by the flames, and his expression was extremely ferocious. On the other side, all the gods in the Heavenly Palace shouted to the sky and the earth, and they were in chaos. "What's wrong?" Taibai Jinxing shouted. "It must be that the Taishang Laojun didn't look at the stove after lighting it. No, it's burning. It was such a big fire when the monkey was resurrected five hundred years ago!" the Giant Spirit God shouted. "It's not me!" the Taishang shouted, "this fire... this fire... ah! ah! look, heaven! heaven..." The gods looked at the sky and screamed.The queen mother fainted on the spot. Sun Wukong looked at it with a smile, he turned to Zixia and said, "It's fun, isn't it?" The flames were soaring into the sky, but Zixia felt a chill all over her body. Sun Wukong looked at her: "Do you know what is beyond the sky?" Zixia hugged her body tightly and shook her head. Monkey King said: "I don't know either. It's really strange why no one wanted to open it before." The fire burned bigger and bigger, but the Tiangong became colder and colder. Forest of All Souls "What happened?" Little White Dragon said, looking up at the sky. Zhu Bajie raised his head and saw that the east side of the sky was red. The red color flowed across the sky like blood, and the bigger and bigger sky was dyed red. "It's so cold!" Xiao Bailong said. In the sky full of fire, there was actually snow falling down. "I have only seen such a scene once," Zhu Bajie said, "five hundred years ago." "Aw——" The howls of countless goblins came from the Forest of All Souls. Heavenly Palace "Hurry up and invite the Tathagata Buddha!" ​​The Jade Emperor poked his head out from the lower floor of the Lingxiao Palace and shouted hoarsely. "Old man!" The monkey jumped over and grabbed his collar. "How can you say that? It's been five hundred years, and you still haven't made any progress. I'm so disappointed in you." He waved his hand, and the Jade Emperor was thrown into the air with a sound of ah. Everything is almost as it was five hundred years ago. But a man jumped out and caught the Jade Emperor. That is Sha Wujing. "You are good." Jade Emperor said, "Where do you work? I will definitely reward you." Sha Wujing kowtowed again and again: "The Jade Emperor is above me, I have only one wish, to return to the heaven!" "Oh? So you violated the rules of heaven." Jade Emperor sneered. "Has your sin been atoned for?" Sha Wujing tremblingly took out the glass cup full of cracks from her bosom. "In order to save the Queen Mother, I lost the glazed cup in desperation and was sent to heaven. I searched day and night for the glass fragments scattered everywhere in the world, and finally repaired it. It was only... just one piece away." "Oh? This can also get you back, and you can put together the smashed lamp. It's really yours." "I have been looking for you in the lower realm for five hundred years! If I hadn't been asked to monitor the Westwalker, I would have..." "What did you just say? You said 'me?" "Ah, I'm wrong, it's 'Minister! I'm wrong, I deserve death!" "Look, it's not that I don't give you a chance, hum! You can find the last piece and talk about it. Ah, Monkey King is here, stop it quickly..." Sha Wujing blocked it with his stick, and was beaten by the monkey and flew straight away, and the glazed cup also flew into the air... "Ah! Don't!" Drifting rushed to catch the lamp, "Oh, it's okay..." A group of heavenly generals rushed up to fight with Sun Wukong, and stepped on Drifting Monk's body one after another. Blood flowed from the corner of Drifting Monk's mouth, and he still held the lamp tightly in his arms. "There's only one last piece left, it's been five hundred years..."