recovery years. Professor Li Changsheng also woke up from the nightmare and was rehabilitated.After being rehabilitated, he completed the work of the school and organized an archaeological team to go to the southwestern border. Professor Li is 60 years old, an old man from the bottom of the tree, and the last person left in the History Research Institute of XX University. He patted his chest in front of his superiors: "First, we will never ask for a penny from the country. Second, we will never take up normal study time and make full use of the summer vacation." .” He carefully selected ten people in the newly formed history department, both men and women, with their luggage packed and ready to go, and they even bought train tickets, but nine of them were knocked down by a wine trip ——It is said that the pot of fried snails is not fresh.

Professor Li was addicted to eating snails, and was almost dehydrated. He lay in the hospital and received injections. He looked at the sallow faces of the students one by one, and sighed: "Die before leaving the teacher, it will make the hero burst into tears!" The survivor was a boy. But this gentleman was not at ease eating, intending to tease the waitress in the restaurant, was chased by the waiter's father, who is also the cooking master, for two kilometers with a spatula high, he stepped on the ground in a panic, and broke his bone. So a kid who came to Cengfan stood out.

Xia Mingruo is a child with delicate features and friendly personality. He ate half a bowl of snails by himself without any injuries. He has a stomach made of fine steel. Professor Li stared blankly at the ceiling, and the word "sorrow" was imprinted on his forehead. His fellow student Xiao Shi helped him count the pills and sighed endlessly. Xia Mingruo came to visit the sick: "Mr. Li——" Professor Li greeted weakly: "Sit..." Xia Mingruo pretended to ask warmly, "Teacher! How are you doing today? Are you in good health?" Professor Li rolled his eyes and said, "Xia Mingruo, what a coincidence, you were gloating at the students who hung the water in the corridor just now, saying that penicillin is still safe. It’s not as good as chicken soup, and he also said that when Liu Bocheng defended the country and begged Yuan, a bullet went through his eye and he didn’t use anesthesia for surgery. You have a diarrhea and waste the precious medical resources of the motherland, etc., I heard it all!” He said, “ Xia Mingruo, I suddenly have an idea now."

Xia Mingruo put down the canned fruit and asked, "What?" Professor Li said: "I heard that you have been working for the Archaeological Institute of the XX Academy of Sciences since you were 14 or 15 years old, and then you took the exam for our History Department. Before their place was protected by their superiors, at least they carried out several field archaeological operations. What do you think?" How has your experience accumulated?" Xia Mingruo thought for a while, narrowed his eyes and smiled, and bluntly claimed that the team leader should be fine. "Okay, be ambitious!" Professor Li beckoned him to come closer, "Then please be the team leader, and you can go to Yunnan instead of me."

Xia Mingruo didn't even change his smile, and said, "Teacher, I suddenly remembered that I still have something to do, so I'm leaving first." Professor Li coughed, Xiao Shi immediately threw Xia Mingruo to the ground. "Don't tickle me, ouch, Shi Weidong, you crawler..." Xia Mingruo hurriedly entangled with Xiao Shi, "Master, I won't lie to you, I have something to do, a few suspected human skeletons were found in the Sichuan Basin Fossils, the report has just been typed, we have to go and look at it with the Institute of Paleontology, and maybe we can fill in the gaps in archaeological history."

Professor Li got out of bed, pulled on his slippers, and ran to the nurse's duty room, clutching his stomach, and came back a minute later: "It's strange, Xia Mingruo, what did your teacher Qian say on the phone that no fossils have been found in Sichuan recently?" Xia Mingruo pushed Xiao Shi desperately, Xiao Shi roared like a lion roaring like a tiger. "Oh, then I misremembered, it's Xinjiang!" "Unfortunately, I also asked," Professor Li said, "There doesn't seem to be one in Xinjiang either." Xia Mingruo said, "It's Liaoning."

"Xiao Shi, go out first, I'll talk to Xia Mingruo." Professor Li said. Xia Mingruo babbled and said: "I really have something to do. My mother is sick. My mother has hyperthyroidism, diabetes and hyperthyroidism, and her blood sugar is 20.36." Professor Li ordered Xiao Shi to come to the door.Five minutes later, Xiao Shi poked his head in and saw that there was a lot of fun inside. The two had obviously reached an invisible consensus. Xia Mingruo grinned cheaply, and Professor Li lovingly stroked the dog's head and said, "Okay, it is good." Xia Mingruo asked: "Just me going? Who else but me?"

"No, it's just you." Professor Li said, "But there are a few people from the Archeology Department over there, including my student. I have contacted you in advance, and he will come to pick you up." Xia Mingruo nodded and understood. Xiao Shi sized Xia Mingruo up and down, and whispered to Professor Li, "Even if there is someone to take care of him in Yunnan, do you really plan to send this guy there?" Professor Li motioned him to come over, and said earnestly: "To survive in the wild, you will encounter a lot of uncertain food. You and I will die if you eat it, but he will be fine after eating it."

Xiao Shi suddenly realized, and Xia Mingruo continued to discuss the details of this event with Professor Li until the nurse came in to chase away people. Two days later, the one-person archaeological team was about to board the train, but Xia Mingruo was almost late, panting all the way, and was holding a big tabby cat in his hand, which seemed to weigh twenty catties. "..." Xiao Shi stared at him, "I say, Xia Mingruo." Xia Mingruo put his arms around the cat and asked deeply, "What's the matter, Shi Weidong?" Xiao Shi said: "I promise Chairman Mao that you will not die of starvation in Yunnan, and you don't need to bring rations."

The green leather car was steaming, the train station was roaring with cheers, and the people seeing off were waving colorful flags, probably because an opera troupe who was going to perform in Burma also took this train.Xia Mingruo and Xiao Shi excitedly searched for the female pillar of the opera troupe, and found that it was a big white and fat girl with a waist circumference of at least four feet. They were extremely disappointed, so they had no choice but to turn around and look for seats in the crowd.Xia Mingruo responded to Xiao Shi while packing his backpack: "This cat can't be eaten. If it can, I'll eat it earlier."

Xiao Shi asked, "Why can't you eat it?" Xia Mingruo stuffed the cat into the travel bag, "Gudu" swallowed cold water, and raised a finger mysteriously: "Because it's not an ordinary cat." Professor Li, who dragged the sick body to see him off, said angrily, "Because that's not a cat, it's a Gu." Xiao Shi said, "Huh?" Professor Li pointed at Xia Mingruo and said, "Don't ask me, ask him." Xia Mingruo was particularly proud, unzipped the travel bag, held the cat's face and asked, "Old Huang, can I guide this confused young man as a revolutionary mentor?" The big cat yawned and glanced lazily at Xiao Shi.Xia Mingruo coughed solemnly: "Then Comrade Shi Weidong..." Xiao Shi suddenly stood up and said, "You guys sit down, I'll go back first." Xia Mingruo hugged his leg and begged, "Brother, listen to me, I'm holding back halfway through the words, and I'm going to die in Yunnan!" Xiao Shi couldn't move an inch, so he had to compromise: "Okay, okay, a Gu." A cat Gu. This starts with Xia Mingruo's father. Dad Xia is obviously a radio factory employee, but secretly a fan of mysterious culture, and he fiddles with superstitious work after get off work if he has nothing to do.Ten years later, he established the first batch of qigong training classes in China. At its peak, one person performed the exercises on the stage, and 3,000 people in the audience received the exercises, declaring in unison tremblingly, "Master, we have finally opened our eyes." It is such a character who is between a liar and a charlatan, but he is also a writer, specializing in underground literature. Due to the impact of the "Cultural Revolution", there are very few people in China who know about Gu. Out of the consideration of enlightening the people, Master Xia worked hard and reviewed it for three years. He completed the popular science masterpiece "How to Raise Gu Scientifically", with a total of 5,000 yuan. Yu word.In addition to plagiarizing the 3,000-word article "How to Raise Pigs Scientifically", Master Xia poured his thoughts into the book. For example, what exactly is Gu. Gu, it is said that it is a special product of Miao Village, from insects, from dishes, the so-called utensils are not used for a long time and worms grow.That is to say, Gu is a kind of worm, a poisonous worm that is said to be miraculous and distasteful. Master Xia made it scientific, saying that Gu is a poisonous parasite that acts on the human body.Therefore, there are two cases of being infected by Gu: accidentally swallowing parasites or accidentally swallowing eggs. So how to detoxify?Naturally eat intestinal worms. After Master Xia solved this ultimate problem, he began to practice it. According to the traditional method, Master Xia found dozens of poisonous insects such as mosquitoes, flies, cockroaches, bedbugs, dung beetles, etc., put them into a pickle jar, and waited for the big ones to eat the small ones. That's it. As a result, when the time came, I ran to check, and found that the worm was gone, and there was only one mouse left. Master Xia turned a blind eye to the big hole in the bottom of the vat, and kept yelling: "Ooooh! It's done! I've made it!" At this moment, his cat came out halfway, and meowed and ate the mouse. So Master Xia refined it into the world's largest Gu, which belongs to the cat family and mammals. Gu is there, but how to apply Gu is another problem.According to Master Xia's theory, there are only two ways: 1. Swallow the cat; 2. Swallow the kitten. The first is impossible, the cat weighs about twenty catties, and it is so hairy.The second is also impossible, it is a male cat. Xia Mingruo asked Xiao Shi sincerely: "What do you think should be done?" Xiao Shi also smiled at him sincerely, and then pointed to the direction of the southwest of the motherland and said: "If you go, don't come back, just stay there and cause trouble, and let my buddy be quiet for a few years." Professor Li hadn't recovered from his gastroenteritis yet, his legs were shaking with weakness, and he still wanted to drag Xia Mingruo to talk endlessly. Xia Mingruo said: "Go back quickly, don't be tired, I promise to complete the task." Professor Li said: "No, I still have a lot of things to explain." Xia Mingruo patted him on the shoulder: "Can you just trust me once?" Professor Li looked into the student's eyes, and suddenly heaved a sigh of relief and smiled: "Okay, I'll trust you once." He got out of the car, stood in the crowd and waved goodbye to Xia Mingruo, and was pushed and shoved from time to time, his chubby body looked clumsy and pitiful. Xia Mingruo leaned out half of his body and shouted out of the car window: "Goodbye, teacher! I will miss you, teacher!" Professor Li also stood on tiptoe: "Be careful on the road!" Xia Mingruo put her hand around her mouth: "Understood! You go back!" The fat old man waved his hand to signal you to go, then watched the train go away, almost invisible, he jumped up again, rushed to the railing and shouted: "Archaeology is science! It's not treasure digging! You remember it for me." !" Xia Mingruo stuffed the luggage under the bed, took the cat out secretly, and asked it: "Old Huang, it seems that the old man barked again just now." Old Huang meowed, rubbed against his arms, and yawned again. He turned his head and looked out the window. Along the railway line was an endless rice field like a mirror, shining in the sun. Xia's cat was the first to jump out of Kunming Station, and Xia Mingruo chased after him with nearly 50 kilograms of equipment on his back: "Old Huang! Lao Huang, slow down, don't run around!" Old Huang didn't care about him, he trotted away happily. Xia Mingruo was furious, gritted his teeth and ran a few steps quickly, grabbed the back of Lao Huang's neck, just wanted to catch his breath, but saw the bus heading for the museum passing away, so he had to continue running wildly, and soon he was crushed by luggage It collapsed and fell onto the road with a plop. People on the street cheered and gathered around: "Is it dead? Is it dead?" Xia Mingruo suddenly raised his head and stretched out his hand: "Che—!" "Alive." Everyone breathed a sigh of relief.