Chapter 9 Chapter Eight: The Flying Earthworm Clan Fetish

Time can change many things, especially feelings.There are many people who are lovelorn, but not many people commit suicide. As long as they survive the first three days, everything will turn around.This is the so-called truth. For the mountain dog, time brought him a lot of chaos.It is a person who exists in this world, but seems not to exist.Every day he walks through the streets of Eye of the Sahara, walks into the science and technology research center, walks through his dog bone apartment, and walks to the Zambian vegetable market to drink.Everything he did was as if it never happened.No one waits, no one expects, no one pushes, no one appreciates.He lives alone in this lonely corner of the world, which is sometimes fun, sometimes not, but anyway, life goes on like this.With a comfortable and self-sufficient, perfect appearance without wind and waves.

This monologue appeared in his sleep in the middle of the night the day after the mimosa was implanted in the coyote's brain.When he woke up at that time, he wanted to get up to drink some water, but he heard a strange voice that seemed to come from the back of his head, low and hoarse, muttering something.Like an old man whose life is not counted forever, he uttered his last wish word by word.The mountain dog was taken aback.He turned around slowly, and all he saw was the bright yellow wall behind him.And that voice continued to sound behind him. In this case, a more scientific explanation is that it is haunted.Since it was haunted, it wasn't worth investigating why, so the mountain dog shook his head and drank some water, then fell asleep again. This time, he heard the voice coming from under his pillow.At this time, the pot of bed tulips placed by his window as an alarm clock couldn't help it, and reminded him: "Pig head, it's you who are talking."

The mountain dog didn't believe it: "Nonsense. I keep my mouth shut, and I don't have such a voice." Tulip swayed twice, and said "cut": "If you don't believe it, forget it." In doubt, he ran to look in the mirror, and there was a swollen face in it—he drank too much beer before going to bed, and his eyes were bloodshot—he should make a cucumber skin hydrating eye mask, of course, if it is seen by an outsider , the first thing to pay attention to must not be the above two parts, but the mimosa in the center of his head, which breaks through the cover of the perfume lily and black bamboo, and grows gratifyingly.But in the middle of the night, the two leaves had already grown more than ten centimeters.There are blue shadows flickering, radiant, and shining.While the coyote was looking at the mirror, it was still expanding and growing slowly and uninterruptedly, and the voice was muttering intermittently. Listening carefully, I heard that passage repeatedly. "Time can change many things~~"

Before he had time to put on his clothes, the mountain dog jumped out of the house, ran to the temperature control center in one breath, and knocked on the door desperately. Before he could see the second sound, the three earthworms that had suffered from insomnia and dreaminess had already been planted in unison. Come out and glared at him: "Crazy, what are you doing?" The mountain dog turned around and pointed to the back of his head: "Here, I'm talking here." People can understand such illogical words, they are indeed professionals, extraordinary.As soon as she stepped forward to touch her, Tao Hong clapped her hands and celebrated: "It looks good, and it has already entered the subconscious mind. If this continues, it may only take three or four days to dig out all the memories."

Yin Hui went up to listen carefully, and knocked on the coyot's head casually: "We installed this audio converter, and the effect is good. Hey, is this something in his brain? So profound? Could it be that we have misjudged you?" The mountain dog was angry: "Fuck off, I also graduated from ABC University, and I have read a few books~~" After he finished speaking, he suddenly couldn't close his mouth, and stared at the earthworms for a long time: "I graduated from university?" Bilu was very excited, and circled around him: "It's useful, it's useful, it's worth our hard work." It hugged the mountain dog's head and shook it desperately: "Work hard, the truth will soon be revealed."

The mountain dog glanced at it: "What is the truth? The so-called truth is nothing but falsehood on another level and another angle. Is it worth being so happy?" After he finished speaking, he was taken aback for another moment, then stabbed himself with a knife on his neck, and muttered, "Oops, I seem to be becoming an intellectual." This Mr. Coyote, who was in the process of evolving from an asshole to an intellectual, was holding a head of grass that was getting more and more lush, and wanted to go home dejectedly, but the earthworm whose sleep was disturbed stopped doing it and went up to hold him back : "You have a good idea, wake us up in the middle of the night, go back to sleep by yourself, no, three are missing one, play mahjong with us."

For Shangou, the suggestion of playing mahjong is equivalent to Sun Erniang saying to a passing merchant, I need some human flesh to make buns, which part are you willing to contribute?Considering that the earthworms are not necessarily uninterested in the coyote's wealth and sex, the cost of him as a loser is even more unimaginable.Therefore, the intensity of his protest against this request is completely conceivable, and his decadent state after the second hour is even more worthy of sympathy. Throwing the fourth Dongfeng in a row, the mountain dog yawned a long time, half of his body slipped under the chair, and couldn't help pleading: "Three uncles, let me go back to sleep, I'm getting old, The spirit is not as good as yours."

Tao Hong glanced at him: "Don't make noise, the game is not over yet." After finishing speaking, she continued to whisper to Yin Hui, and the cards in her hands were lined up. The mountain dog couldn't bear it, and finally complained: "It's been two hours since the game , I haven’t finished playing a game yet, big brother, playing mahjong is not determined by the combination of card types and artistic taste. I beg you to hurry up.” Bilu concentrated on rummaging through the cards she hadn’t touched before, looking for what she needed Suit, White Mountain Dog glanced at it: "You humans' playing style is so boring. Just let it go." Seeing that it was his turn to draw cards again, the Mountain Dog was very depressed, took a card casually, shook his head and muttered: "Crazy, crazy. "

This time he touched a whiteboard.Sighing, he threw the whiteboard out and murmured, "Life is like this card, all four things are empty." This sentence is exported.The movements of the three earthworms suddenly froze in mid-air, and their six small eyes looked over in unison, with extremely strange expressions.The mountain dog shrank his head worriedly, and asked for a long time: "What's wrong?" Tao Hong looked at him, the seven shuttles she was pinching fell on the table with a clatter.It said: "You evolve too fast, I am not used to it?" It's really not kind to be sarcastic like this. Even a man with such a good temper like Shangou couldn't help but decide to get angry.He pushed the mahjong in his hand, and rushed out the door with lightning speed.Of course, everyone knew that he just wanted to take the opportunity to escape.As soon as he walked out of the temperature control center, he breathed a sigh of relief, suddenly there was a strong light shining in front of his eyes, a huge ball of fire whizzed across the sky, and crashed into the Eye of Sahara with a bang.The mountain dog was taken aback, opened its mouth halfway, and ran towards the place where the fireball fell.

It is more than four o'clock in the morning, when the human sleep mechanism is most powerful, even if it makes such an astonishing noise, not many people will be woken up.What's more, the place where the fireball hit the ground was far away from the residential center of the East District. Coincidentally, it smashed the city's historical exhibition center, which was the most unpopular city dog.When he ran over to check, the small house that was built like an open book had disappeared from the ground, sporadic flames were jumping and burning around, and a large dark metal object with no shape could be distinguished in the center. Exuding high temperature.The coyote walked around vigilantly, then squatted down, checked the trajectory of the thing falling to the ground, and initially concluded that this was not an autonomous landing.Taohong, who came after hearing the sound, just wanted to laugh at the obvious truth, but was stopped by the older Yinhui, who said quietly: "You watch him carefully."

Mountain dogs are as light as swallows.Walk around the scene like a flower.From nowhere, he took out a small notebook and a pen. He touched, saw, took notes, and muttered to himself. If we are not prejudiced, we can use the adjective "wisdom" in the mountain at this time. on the dog.The earthworms stared intently at him jumping around, and after a while, they finally saw him wipe off his sweat, turned around and said, "This is a space vehicle belonging to the Hunter Alliance, but the model is very old, it was the first to be produced, and it is on autopilot. The one that is functionally defective.” Bilu nodded adoringly: "Wow, you can figure out so many things with a few jumps. Hey, why did the hunter alliance's space vehicle fall here?" The mountain dog probed to test the temperature on the surface of the object, and then replied: "I don't know for the time being, um, it has cooled down, let me open it and have a look." The ancient Chinese liked to talk, and they talked a lot, and some of them are really reasonable, for example: industry is good at work and leisure, for example, there is no one else, but they are familiar with hands, such as boxing for three days without playing hands, and music for three days not Singing students, such as young people do not read the Water Margin, old people do not read the Three Kingdoms~~This sentence and our theme have no meaning, I just wrote it smoothly~~In short, the more you do, the better you do it.The unfortunate experience of the mountain dog provides vivid case material for this lesson.Two minutes after he wisely came to the conclusion that the temperature of the thing was low enough for him to do whatever he wanted, the earthworms heard the scream of a pig being killed, and a large ball appeared before their eyes. White smoke, followed by the faint smell of barbecue in the air.Taohong sniffed, looked around and asked: "Is there a Korean scientific researcher here? Are you grilling?" Yinhui pointed to a black man who appeared after the smoke cleared not far in front of him, and said, "No, it's a mountain dog for someone. BBQ." This black man is a coyote. He stood in front of that mass with no expression on his face, and he had successfully opened an entrance. It was dark and opened, and there was a faint metallic flash inside.And because he hadn't done similar unidentified object exploration work for many years, he was unfamiliar with the technology, so he was swallowed by the high heat sealed inside it, and soon baked a crispy skin, which was really burnt on the outside and tender on the inside, and the skin was crispy. Regardless of ancestor worship or marriage, it is a classic dish served as an appetizer, and the appearance is often very grand. It is necessary to turn off the lights in the audience, follow the light, and play the majestic tune of "A man should be self-improvement" to meet the enthusiastic expectations of the crowd. .Bilu has always been a bit greedy, so she stepped forward and twirled his neck with her fingers, then turned to her companion and said, "Pork neck meat tastes good, do you want some?" Fortunately, apart from the Coyote pork neck, something more attractive flashed in front of the earthworms in time, and that was the aircraft that Coyote risked his life to open.Tao Hong stuck her head in and turned around twice, then she came out and said doubtfully, "It's strange, it feels like there's something inside that we're very familiar with." Yin Hui raised his tail, took out a handful of tung oil seeds, strung them on a bamboo stick, waved them vigorously in the air a few times, and ignited bright flames with a bang. The flames were very strange, expanding from a single point. Going away, it soon becomes a huge circle with a clear outline, illuminating all objects within a certain range.The light was as soft as a dream, and as sharp as a kitchen knife, and Yinhui also greeted along the way: "This is the Perak tung oil see-through fire, no matter cotton, linen, silk or nylon, all fabrics are useless, but you don't need to be alarmed. The scorched skin on your body is very good at covering up, and we are not interested in you. Let's go look inside." The firelight penetrated into the aircraft, and everyone's eyes swept over it one by one. The simple and exquisite central control device was adjusted to the automatic flight position. The seat was designed in the style of a one-piece protective cover, and it would turn slowly with one push. Come over, see-through flames are approaching, the leather-like outer packaging of the seat is gradually becoming transparent, and something placed inside attracts all eyes and breaths, the dead silence continues, and the air is frighteningly heavy.Until finally the tung oil seeds were burnt out, the eyes of the earthworms in different colors began to glow faintly in the dark, more eye-catching and hotter than the firelight, as if a thunderstorm rolled through their hearts, listening to the three earthworms saying a word, but They asked each other at the same time: "Why, why, are you here?" The mountain dog touched his face, and pulled off the crispy layer on his eyes. Don't worry, these are not his eyelids, but a little savings accumulated by his hard work for years without washing his face.Who said that it is not good to be dirty, it saves water and saves lives.After seeing a little more clearly in front of him, he couldn't wait to ask: "Who was sitting here just now?" At this time, they were all standing under the skylight, and without realizing it, it was very bright.Hearing the coyote's question, the earthworms were silent for a while, and Yinhui said slowly: "Yes." In the seat of the aircraft, placed upright is a thin, long, delicate and green willow branch.There are eight small heart-shaped leaves on it, each sticking out in one direction.At the center of each leaf, there is a faintly glowing silver arc-shaped mark. Qinglu silver core. Among the sugar-loving earthworms, the most supreme elder Ling.A sacred object that is sacrificed and passed down when each patriarch is replaced.Represents the dignity of the sugar-loving earthworm family, the safety of life and the magical ability to be ordered by the sky. Why did this treasure, which should be enshrined in the Qinglu Temple in the earthworm territory, appear in the Eye of the Sahara along with this inexplicable aircraft? The history of the acquaintance between the coyote and the earthworms can be traced back to before the existence of memory. Anyway, he was insisted that he lost his memory. It is not an exaggeration to say that.Since everyone is so familiar, he has seen the seven emotions of the earthworms more or less, joy, anger, sorrow, joy, salivation, madness, Qin Muchu, changing rapidly, the only expression that has never appeared is seriousness. And now, they're serious. If I had to describe what kind of state it was, it would be that someone stepped on my face for no reason. So the mountain dog couldn't help feeling worried, turned around a few times, and asked cautiously, "What's wrong? Did something serious happen?" Yinhui looked up at him, and suddenly beckoned him to come over. It had always been in a half-human, half-prototype state, much shorter than a coyote, and suddenly raised its tail, stood up straight, and stretched out its hand towards it. The mountain dog wiped off his face, and when the mountain dog jumped, its soft little hand followed like a shadow, sticking to the mountain dog, a burst of cold feeling like snow poured into the bed in three or nine days, so that the mountain dog beat it several times He shivered, and asked repeatedly: "What are you doing?" Yin Hui ignored him, and put his hands together, straight down from his face, as soft as a breeze and as fast as lightning, walking around the mountain dog, pitiful for the latter who practiced celibacy After many years of ninja skills, his head exploded immediately, and all the cold hairs collectively raised their poles. If they had a throat, they would definitely yell loudly, saying indecent, saying there is a thief. Going straight down and touching it, the mountain dog stood there in a daze, muttering to himself: "Oops, oh, my innocence is ruined, and I'm going to be soaked in a pig cage." Tao Hong came over to give him a slap on the back of the head, without Said angrily: "Dump a ghost, dip, touch you, and you didn't catch that or that or that or that. Look at yourself." The mountain dog came back to his senses, and really lowered his head to look at it, it was terrible, just now his whole body was scorched black, and when he saw the silver dust, he turned to dust and dissipated into the invisible, revealing new skin under the scorched black, white and smooth , delicate and smooth, the end is as jade as fat, as coagulated as washing.When he was a hunter in the past, he had experienced many battles and was covered with scars all over his body. Every rainy season, there would always be one or two old wounds that ached, so he was always a little worried that he would be paralyzed when he got old.But at this moment, all of that, all of it, disappeared. The mountain dog opened its mouth wide and looked at itself for a long time, and finally raised its hand to rest its chin. Before he could ask, Silver Gray raised his hand, holding a small tube of light blue thing in his palm: "Ice water and aloe clear skin Ointment, it will be useful. Shall I give you the formula, the invoice windfall for the elderly.” Shangou took the tube and looked around, amazed: “What invoice windfall, this can completely become a big business in the world, Do you know how easy it is to earn money from women!" Tao Hong glanced at him: "You, a virgin, how do you know that money is easy to earn from women?" The mountain dog plausibly said: "Because when I went to sell vegetables in Zambia, the whole vegetable market was That stall that sells hair flowers and lipsticks has the best business. The facts are there." This is a universal truth.There is no need to refute. I don’t believe that you female readers go home and look through your drawers. There are so many extra things that will not be used for generations to come.The money spent at that time, tsk tsk, if you smash it down together, you can dig out the hot spring. With a body of icy muscles and fine bones, the mountain dog still blamed himself for writhing around without knowing the blessings, and felt that he was not as comfortable as before.Just looking for a few leaves to wrap himself, he found a few earthworms standing around him silently, their faces were serious, and the omen was very bad. "What's the matter?" Mountain dogs are timid. Bilu sighed: "Mountain dog, we really have to go. Originally, in another six days, your memory was picked up by Mimosa, and we set off again, just in time for Qinglu's clan meeting. Now Qinglu Yinxin appeared inexplicably Here, and it seems that someone has tampered with it, so it is no longer in its original state, and there must be a reason behind it. We dare not wait any longer, and the only thing we are afraid of now is that the mimosa will malfunction, and we are afraid of hurting you." The mountain dog responded with his very single-minded way of thinking: "Then you take me with you."