Chapter 3 Chapter 2 History of Fireworks and Earthworms in London

1667, London. The flames slaughtered the city. On the ruins after the catastrophe, nameless and delicate yellow flowers bloom quietly. Brilliant as life, spreading like a flood, overwhelming and overwhelming. It can't be cut, it can't be cut, it can't be dug. Then all of a sudden, the shadow disappeared and Zhou Tian disappeared. Until 1945. Goodbye fire. Goodbye Huajing. It brings bloody flames. London fireworks. The name of the flower of fire. The sound pierced into the coyote's ears, scaring him into a squat, and then the fish jumped up, passing through the large open space by the peach tree in an instant, and sprinting into the temperature control center.He took a closer look, his mouth could not be closed when he opened it, and the yellow flowers in front of him were like a cloth, covering the sky and the ground, covering the six walls of the temperature control center like Hepatitis III.Three small sugar-loving earthworms were coiled triumphantly on the floor, one was emerald green, one was pink, and the other was silver-gray, shaking their heads and tails with extremely complacent expressions.As soon as the green earthworm saw the mountain dog coming in, he immediately greeted him: "Look, look, you're done." The mountain dog turned around and murmured in surprise, "It seems to be true." Looking around vigilantly: "Where is the fire? It's not big. I'm going to ask the people in the scientific research building to prepare to escape." The peach red earthworm shook his head: "No, this is an improved variety, and it won't catch fire without incident." The silver gray earthworm added: "Even if it is going to catch fire, it has already been caught." It stopped suddenly at this point, glanced at the lower body of the mountain dog, and changed the subject: "Dog, you should buy your underwear, right? Forget the old ones." The mountain dog screamed: "You burned all my clothes?" The green earthworm was a little embarrassed, and hurriedly argued: "Only burn your underwear, who told you to put them away?" A bunch of them in the temperature-controlled duty room~" The mountain dog stared for a long time, and said weakly: "Didn't you say that plant improvement needs a little cotton fiber?"

Don't cry over panties that have been burned.As a person who received compulsory elementary education, the mountain dog figured this out quickly.Wiping away a handful of heroic tears, he continued to look at those strangely yellow little flowers, perseveringly occupying all areas they could detect at an incredible speed, in the air, on the ground, in the corners and on the ceiling. Three earthworms were wrapped into straw mummies, and climbed up the coyot's insteps, and were indomitably climbing up his buttocks.The mountain dog pawed and pulled it, but couldn't pull it off, watching helplessly as his buttocks turned into a basket.Before the mouth was sealed, the mountain dog shouted: "What do you want?"

The green earthworm struggled to get its head out of the yellow flower vine, and said solemnly: "Brother Dog, do you want to renege on your debt? We agreed at the beginning that once this thing is successfully cultivated, we will leave. A gentleman said , Hurry up. Although you are not a gentleman, we are willing to help you transform for free." The coyote gave it a white look, and said gloomily, "I'm not a tomato, I'm a shrimp." After thinking about it, he couldn't do anything, dragged the bunch of yellow flower vines, moved his steps with difficulty, and walked out, feeling infinitely melancholy while walking. I thought, I really shouldn't have made this bet at the beginning.But who could have imagined it.The London fireworks, originally a sacred prop for Seraphim to appear, will only appear briefly after extremely rare large-scale fires.There is no trace to be found in the world.Tao Hong, they are just three sugar-loving earthworms, they actually infringed on God's patent, and bred London fireworks out of thin air in the laboratory, which was unexpected, unexpected.

Years ago, the Eye of the Sahara was just the name of a point on a map.Later, there was an extra tent at this point, standing alone in the center of the desert, in which lived a great hunter, the mountain dog. Around this tent, there is a dense circle of tall and big cactus. They surround the tent tightly and watch all the wind and grass in the tent.Because of them, it becomes quite troublesome for the mountain dog to go out: first, he has to start from the inside, remove the double-layer tent cloth little by little, fold the four corners in half, and wrap it carefully; then move his legs and feet smoothly, never If he stumbled or his knees were weak in the middle, he shouted loudly at the end, and with the courage of his blood, he ran out for two kilometers with his head covered before stopping.If his packing skills are not good enough, and he accidentally exposes a little buttock or ankle, it will be shot as a specimen of straw boat borrowing arrows.After escaping from the shooting range, take off the cloak and shake it casually, and a lot of cactus thorns will fall down.

As a cactus, it is normal to have thorns, but it is a bit excessive to have thorns that can pierce rawhide.What's more, these thorns also have the function of human body infrared heat sensing and automatic launch. Once the whereabouts of the coyote are monitored, it will immediately become a plant version of the Patriot missile. It is not reconciled not to turn people into hedgehogs .They are so perverted, not to protest against the destructive development of the desert by humans, but because the coyotes live here and cause a lot of trouble to the three sugar-loving earthworms living in the bottom of the desert.

Sugar-loving earthworms, appendix 3 of the 1991 Hunter Union employee handbook states: Ten years later, the editorial department added five words after listening to the personal research report of Hunter Pig: Considering that human beings can't control the "salty and wet" molecules inside themselves, earthworms are lustful and not lustful, and have always been the research objects of marginal disciplines, which have not attracted much interest.It's a pity that the husband is not guilty, but he is guilty of the crime.Ever since human beings took up the idea of ​​transforming the desert, they, with their extraordinary talents, have unfortunately become the primary targets of being collected.The mountain dogs came here to persuade them to surrender under the order of the Hunter Union.This kind of character is as far away as Jiang Gan, and as close as Annan. Either he is played to the point of losing both energy and blood, or he is always worried about leaving no bones. It is definitely not a good job.

If he was an irresponsible person, he could have taken a self-guided tour of the Sahara, tanned his skin, walked around, mixed with bronze tendons, and then returned to his command, talk about the desert scenery, talk about exotic folk customs, and show one or two A picture of a camel, then say no earthworms can be found, and everything will be fine.It's a pity that this man is more stubborn than a donkey. He was ordered to arrive in the desert, and he was slammed by a huge door on the first day. He was not discouraged. Taking advantage of the fact that earthworms are most afraid of noise, the tent was directly tied to the head of the earthworm nest. He doesn't do other shit, just mutters: "Dude, help, buddy, help." As for his resilience, it's really not a cover, twenty-four hours a day, just these five words over and over again, the voice is loud, the breath Uniform length.The earthworms were annoyed by him. After trying to sleep wearing a hood, pouring water into their ears, and cultivating poisonous weeds to self-destruct the auditory nerves, all of which had little effect, they decided to violate the prohibition against casual injury of their own people, and voted to pass a proposal to Kill the mountain dog.

Recalling the past, above the Seven Emotions, the mountain dog's sadness comes from it.Those days in the desert were really not human.Forget about being used as a missile test target by a cactus. Sometimes I take a short break, and in the middle of a nap, I suddenly have difficulty breathing and my heart stops beating.You said that the Sahara, a place where birds don't lay eggs, why did pumpkins come out?Seeing that the mountain dog looks upright and can move its hands and feet, it must be a female pumpkin!Fortunately, he is very strong and not picky eaters. The chest tightness eased for a while. He wiped the pumpkin with his sleeves and started to eat. Stomach, full of Qi.Well, the next time I sit for no reason, suddenly countless apples come out of nowhere, crackling and popping out of his head.The speed at which those earthworms learned their lessons was not unpleasant.

Keeping an eye on life like this, if you are not careful, you will die, so the mountain dog also wonders what is the meaning of life?Is it just to harass the three earthworms?Attempt to further deprive others of their freedom of movement?He was unavoidably discouraged at being so morally untenable and at the cost of his life, so he telegraphed the headquarters to request that the action be withdrawn. Meng Lisha, the leader of the alliance, reacted very quickly. Seeing the fire in the backyard, he hurriedly entrusted DHL to send him a complete set of high-fidelity home theater and home generator, with two DVDs, one called World Habitat Crisis, and one DVD. It's called the world food crisis.It has recorded all the unlucky things that human beings have encountered in the past two hundred years. The coyote was crying and sniveling, and at the same time, his fighting spirit was greatly encouraged. When the remote control is pressed to turn off the TV, the other side has already jumped out. He took out a loudspeaker and shouted earth-shatteringly: "Brother, help, buddy, help." Many tumbleweeds with barbs roared from a distance immediately, treating him as a The bowling pins were hit in turn, and so again and again, all of which did not change his heroic spirit even though everyone in the world shouted, and continued the general offensive battle from night to day.In the end, the three earthworms finally turned into human form, and emerged from the sand in suits and leather shoes. With tears in their eyes, they said in a choked voice, "We're here. Can you call it in other words?" Wiping his face, he continued: "We knew we were mentally weak, so we had to live in the desert, and we didn't even dare to go to nightclubs! You beat us up like this! Do you know how bad your voice is?" Then wept again.After complaining for more than half an hour, tears filled the floor.Their tears are very strange, they are not pure liquid, they will not be lost, and they will not evaporate when the ground temperature is close to 60 degrees Celsius, just like fine white crystals, they are arranged on the ground one by one, and then piled up.

The mountain dog feels very embarrassed for causing so much pain to others. Although this is considered to be sacrificing the small self to fulfill the big self, the human self has a shitty relationship with earthworms. It is really unreasonable for the bully to fight hard.Nai apologized and said: "As long as you transform the Sahara into an oasis, you will be fine. I will take you to the best psychiatrist to help you cure your mental weakness." The earthworm gave him a look: "Your doctor will only ask me What kind of childhood trauma, or a flawed sex life, neither of us have it, what a fart it is." Choshan dog is half dead.The other one said: "It's so difficult to transform an oasis, just watch." Pick up the pile of tears on the ground and cast them in the sky. Wherever they touched, the golden dry sand miraculously began to soften, and gradually settled into black fertile sand. Soil and green plant buds are faintly protruding, like a dream, the desert with a radius of one meter has become a vibrant manor.The coyote was stunned for a minute, then suddenly jumped into a fish, ran to find the loudspeaker, and muttered: "Cry twice more, we can call it a day." Three earthworms surrounded him and beat him up.

After successfully handling the three sugar-loving earthworms, the Hunter Alliance headquarters was overjoyed and couldn't wait to send a space vehicle to welcome the mountain dog and his prisoners of war.Meng Lisha personally ran to the gate of the headquarters to greet her, and when she saw the three earthworms bending down from the aircraft, her whole face burst into laughter. The Hunter Alliance attaches so much importance to sugar-loving earthworms. First of all, of course, it is because rare things are more expensive. You must know that sugar-loving earthworms have extremely high requirements on the living environment. If its traces are found everywhere, the local real estate prices will immediately rise crazily, and rich people all over the world will come to snatch houses after hearing the news.And on top of that, they're really, really hard, hard, hard to catch. The last time the whereabouts of sugar-loving earthworms was found was in Turpan, Xinjiang, China. The Hunter Alliance dispatched several very good hunters in Asia at that time to capture them. After studying countless materials in advance, they didn't know how to start.Later, a dear friend was so blessed that he said: "Since it is called a sugar-loving earthworm, it must like to eat sweets very much. Why don't we buy some milk candy chocolate and take it with us." So a large box of candy that can be directly sweetened to death was airlifted from Switzerland. , brought into Xinjiang, and spread around, hoping to attract the greedy earthworms. When they came out to inquire, they caught them. As a result, after more than two weeks, half of the earthworms were not seen, but a lot of bees were attracted, and they smelled sweet. The sweetheart was in full bloom, and tens of thousands rushed to snatch it. The hunters chased it away casually. In a rage, the stingy bees invited their distant cousin, the giant swamp hornet, which is the most aggressive species in the bee family. Two or three You can kill a leopard.This time the hunters were out of luck: Xinjiang is infinitely good, but they were bitten by bees and escaped with their lives.The hunters were in a state of dismay, and returned home in defeat, crying and rushing into the headquarters to report back.Unexpectedly, their faces were so swollen that even the ID recognizers positioned them as foreign invaders, launched a lot of neurotoxin bubbles to attack, stripped them clean and deported them.If Meng Lisha hadn't gone to the street to buy chestnuts later, and found that this chestnut seller looked familiar, these hunters from the Asian League would have changed their careers to engage in street retail at once. After many years of hunting but unable to succeed, Meng Lisha couldn't figure out why, why, no matter what kind of non-human species, it has its inherent weaknesses, so it has the possibility of being recruited.Even the beauty emu, which only has five in total in the world, has no problem. As long as you are willing to spend money, put a lot of diamonds, jewelry and roses around its lair, and add a set of high-fidelity stereos to play love songs day and night, and she will be fascinated within a few days He ran out upside down, slept on the bed of diamond roses, giggled, and couldn't be driven away.This kind of beauty, as long as a little training, you can discover the sharp effect of its natural charm, it is almost irresistible, just fly a glance, not to mention people, even the birds that happen to fly in the sky will croak When it fell, the bones and tendons were weak and paralyzed on the ground. If you want to kill or cut, you will do as you please.After the clients of the Hunter Alliance brought her back, she has been able to run amok in the social world since then, and there is no joint of any male big man who can't get through.Why is sugar-loving earthworm an exception? He pondered over this question over and over until his hair turned gray.Until one day, when he went to the cafeteria to eat, he unexpectedly met Brother Zhu.This person was originally one of the hunters with the highest merit and qualifications since the establishment of the Hunter Alliance, and he has many weird gossips that no one knows about.Some time ago, he happened to be suspended from his job because he let go of his prey privately, and he came back for a meal that day.As soon as he heard Meng Lisha calling him, he ran away with two boxes of lunch in his arms. He was extremely fast, but he hadn't been to the headquarters for a long time, so he bumped into a newly installed anti-magic invisible door, and squatted on the ground in pain. I got teary.Meng Lisha took the opportunity to ask him why hunters all over the world couldn't catch sugar-loving earthworms.Brother Pig groaned and said casually: "They are not greedy for anything, if they are not greedy, what would you use to catch them?" Brother Zhu's comment was so deafening, it could not be said that he was incomprehensible, but it was a pity that he himself later proved that he just said it casually.Prosperity, wealth, and fame all over the world, although they can't impress their earthworms' hearts, they just love to be alone, and they only love beauties in the world of mortals.It is a group of masters who can't move when they see the three numbers 34, 22, and 34. In any case, the mountain dog got three earthworms back, and immediately became one of the best heroes in the league.After Meng Lisha welcomed him in, she served tea graciously and ran with her mouth full of horses, vowing to ensure that he would become the first five-star hunter in Asia in the next promotion review.The mountain dog listened with sincerity, nodded his head, and responded: "Thank you for the cultivation, thank you for the cultivation." But the next minute he left and went out, and said by the way: "Hey, you said that we are acting like this, Can you change your lines next time?" As a result, the transfer order came down the next day, and the coyote went to the Eye of the Sahara preparation site again three days later, responsible for supervising the work progress of the non-humans, and ensuring the smooth cooperation between the Hunter Alliance and the Human Science and Technology Research Center.When he returned to the desert with a bag on his back, those earthworms who had moved to live in the tent were already greeting him ten miles away: "Hey, mountain dog, long time no see, how are you?" ? Hahahahaha." The mountain dog suddenly felt chills all over. His aversion to cold was obviously justified.The recruited earthworms promised a lot, and indeed made a decisive contribution to the desert transformation plan.But when he was distracted while working hard, he felt that he was controlled by everyone thanks to the mountain dog, so he still made some weird things to punish him and the people close to him. For example, the snake grass is ground into powder and finely sprinkled inside and outside his tent. This kind of grass is colorless, invisible and tasteless, and humans have no sense, but it can attract all the sand snakes in a radius of ten miles to hold a party and gather densely. Stack the arhat inside.The mountain dog went back to sleep after a day of being tired. He would often open the tent door and lay down on the sleeping bag without looking at it. Then the sky was full of stars, so I was kicked out of the tent roof and flew in the sky for half an hour to blow the cold wind. They are also keen on tampering with the edible vegetables procured by the logistics department from outside the desert. One is the watery, tender and delicious-looking cabbage and cucumber strips. When the upper and lower teeth are about to meet for chewing, the food immediately turns into a pool of colorless and tasteless water. If you are hungry that day and bite a little faster, there will be a "Kala", and you will see the whole body of the person eating it. His head was shaking violently, as if he was suffering from malaria.The second is the drawing board effect. Those vegetables that do not dissolve in water taste normal, but after five seconds of eating, the skin will turn into the corresponding color, from head to toe, no inch is spared.The Sahara Eyes preparatory team has been nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize for three consecutive years. It is affirmed that they have made outstanding contributions to racial equality in the international scientific community. Between them, there is no discrimination at all. In this way, day after day, there are endless tricks, and everyone is a bit overwhelmed.So they took turns to talk to the mountain dog, urging him to commit suicide and apologize, so that everyone can live a little more peacefully.He had no choice, and finally ran to discuss with the earthworms: "How about this, knowing that you are good at cultivating and transforming all kinds of plants, let's make a bet, if you can grow the legendary London fireworks, I will Let you go, if you want to be killed or cut, I will help you resist." Earthworms have no temper in their lives, and the most unbearable thing is the aggressive method. When they heard the words London Fireworks, they were first taken aback, then looked at each other, turned around suddenly, pulled their three little tails out of their overalls, and pulled their fingers with the coyote, threatening Going all out, no matter what, you have to do your best in one battle, teach the stupid human beings who don't know the heights of the sky and the earth, and redeem yourself by the way. Years passed in a blink of an eye. Flowing like water. Earthworms in dunya. Cultivate the London fireworks that God himself planted in heaven. They are leaving.