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Chapter 4 Part Three: The Fox Does Not Return

fox said 白饭如霜 41102Words 2018-03-12
The coldest weather since winter in Hong Kong.Recently, the wind blew the passers-by on the road like a bereaved dog. In the depths of a residential alley in Causeway Bay, every household closed their doors tightly. Occasionally, one or two people would come in and out. The only one with a bright business sign facing the gloomy sky is a jewelry store. However, the palm-sized door face was dimly illuminated by a light inside the counter, and the people who shrank in a daze had their eyebrows hidden in the shadows, and the most conspicuous thing was a huge bald head. not moving at all.Infiltrated by the eternally quiet night.He didn't move.

It seems to be in deep thought. The wind is getting stronger.Fine dead branches fell from the trees at the entrance of the alley.rustle. Suddenly there was a jingle.A woman pushed open the door and entered.The golden bell hanging at the entrance rang. Out of breath, I looked around first. The overall area is only seven or eight square meters. The dust in the few display shelves is thick enough for seeds to germinate, and it is basically empty. The entire store seems to have been looted first. Mo Speaking of jewelry, even some real gold and silver are gone. The person who came first gasped, then stepped back, and saw clearly the small sign hanging outside, with cursive and black characters, it really said "Jewelry Store".

Backing back, he hesitated and said, "Excuse me..." The bald head slowly raised his eyes. Not young woman.Layers of make-up are on the face, judging from the outline and figure, there should be a youthful youth.The whole person is tightly wrapped in a silver mink coat, revealing the corners of the golden evening dress skirt, and a pair of expensive shoes, with huge gemstones on the toes. At this time, he hesitated to look at the silent person at the counter, and frowned cautiously. The bald head stood up slowly and asked, "How can I help you?" His voice was hoarse and low, as if he was not used to speaking.

The woman wanted to leave or stay, she wanted to talk, she sighed for a long time, and asked helplessly: "I heard from a friend that you have a jewelry restoration business?" After getting an affirmative answer, he carefully took out a black box from the golden handbag he was carrying and placed it on the counter. She slowly told: "The emerald necklace from the royal harem of the Qing Dynasty has suddenly become dark recently. I must wear it tonight. Is there any way to find out the reason quickly?" After a pause, add two words, "Recover?" The bald head turned a deaf ear and opened the box casually.Suddenly his eyes lit up, and he said softly, "The day has come."

At six o'clock in the morning, the Chicago gang leader Dahl, who had just fallen asleep for more than an hour, was woken up from his bed by his subordinate Ness. The latter was full of panic, and he couldn't wait to report with a trembling voice: "Boss, it's not good." The bloody nightmare he had just now was still circling in his mind-he actually dreamed that Alan Douglas was not dead, and he was full of murderous intent, looking for bad luck.He didn't listen to what Ness said. Instead, he recalled carefully the day before yesterday, when a dozen people ambushed on Rotten Dog Street, and shot hundreds of bullets into Douglas' body. The lady-like face instantly seemed like a tomato that had been placed for too long, red and white dripping all over the ground.

After confirming this, Dahl yawned in satisfaction, and the rage that had been disturbed in his sleep began to rise. He turned his attention back to Ness and shouted, "What are you doing?" The roar and another series of slight "puff puff puff" sounds sounded at the same time. Naith's body suddenly straightened, his mouth opened, his eyes protruded slowly, and his expression was full of deep fear. He seems to be a very timid thug, usually when there is any trouble, he will put on this frightened look. But when it comes to fighting, no one is more cruel than him. However, he really wasn't pretending today.

Because he is dead. Naith's cold body quickly fell on Dahl's body. The latter's eyes were red and bloody. He jumped up screaming and pushed Naith away. His hands were stained with blood. He looked at the door of the bedroom, where someone was leisurely fiddling with. Looking at the silencer on the pistol, the mouth more delicate than a woman grinned and said, "Hi, I'm back." After my mother passed away, there was a period of time when I hated the home life in the world. I admit that it was jealousy, but I never thought of getting rid of this little bad idea. Every time I see the family carnival scene where the father is kind and the son is filial, and you are kind and loving, I will work hard to collect shit everywhere, and then when people are HIGH to the climax, I will secretly open the ceiling, throw a big lump in, smash Right in the middle of the plate of golden pigs that served as the main course.

Then, I was sitting on the upstairs opposite, lonely watching people make concerted efforts to pack it up, and get together to discuss, which road ancestors didn't get a sacrifice, and came here to lose their temper, Qingming had to make up for it... To be honest, this is almost the only pastime for me every year when I spend the Spring Festival in China. Whether any pastime is interesting or not is probably relative.It's hard to judge when compared to what I'm doing now. What am I doing? Well, I'm laying hands on a rhino and peeling onions. Give lots and lots of big big big big, hot as hell onions, peel them.

During this period of time, the place where I settled down was Brother Zhu's residence in Tokyo. Two small houses, how far away is the location - I occasionally go to the street, and I need to use the land flying technique.In this way, the monthly rent has already taken up half of his monthly salary, and the remaining half is used to buy food.Therefore, in the 21st century, when science is prosperous and people's livelihood is developed, especially in Tokyo, where the material is so rich that it will explode, the paper towels in their homes are sometimes replaced by leaves. Leaves……

Well, this is the reason why your butt often peels off. You really exfoliate too much, okay? !No matter how much I complain, Brother Pig doesn’t feel embarrassed at all. I guess first, he really doesn’t care. Second, he doesn’t have time to pay attention to me. As long as he is at home, he will always sit cross-legged on that bed and play video games. He jumped up and tried his best to catch the little cookie that Pichen threw to him. Today is no exception. While peeling the onion, weeping, I was in a bad mood, so I babbled: "Excuse me, can you help me? Will you die if you miss a biscuit? Excuse me, will you die?"

He focused on playing PS, and replied with a good temper: "Okay, okay, okay." I bet a dollar, what I said just now, not only fell on his ears, but the wind speed reached 200 kilometers per hour, and he went to Siberia with a bang. Bichen, right? Pichen is a half-rhinoceros, which looks a bit like a pig. I don't know if it was born with insufficient nutrition or due to developmental disorders.However, I can be sure that it has a very high status in the semi-rhinoceros family, because no rhinoceros that is so old that its horns have been refined has not been seen for hundreds of years. But it objected to this, and quoted an idiom: "Every man is innocent, but he is guilty. I am just a human being. No, I am a rhinoceros and low-key." Being a rhino is already deviant, and you're keeping a low profile. It is extremely partial to Brother Pig, and has never had any principles at all. Now I am asking for its opinion, which is obviously self-defeating.Glancing at it, I continue humming and peeling my onions, and at the same time, I am full of infinite expectations for the paella tonight, paella, the national dish of Spain! Watching Bichen prepare the ingredients, adjust the sauce, set up a large pot to boil water, and cook half-cooked double rice.Everything is ready, only the seafood is missing.As a result, he ran to open the refrigerator and muttered, "Ang, where are my shrimp, crab meat and scallops?" What? I care most about eating words. I didn't care to brush off the onion skin all over my body. I jumped up and ran to check the refrigerator with Pi Chen. Sure enough, the place where fresh shrimp and crab meat were placed at noon today was left empty. , and through the corner of my eye, I found another empty place, which was the bed in the bedroom. Brother Zhu, a dead man, had already dressed neatly at some point, and slipped quietly to the entrance, with wicked eyebrows and mouse eyes, about to wipe the soles of his feet. Oil, so the real culprit of this unnamed seafood theft case should not need to be confirmed by checking the fingerprints on the edge of the empty bowl... As expected of a well-trained hunter, before Pichen and I both roared and launched a double-headed kamikaze attack, he had sharp eyesight and quick hands, and quickly opened the front line of the gate. On the side of his body, he slid out like a loach, following his hand. Close the door and cut off the circuit. Originally, I used a wall-penetrating technique, which was so-so, but the family didn’t know why. The entrances and exits, including the toilet sewer, were all wrapped with anti-spell heavy dust coating, which made me thump. Hitting on the door - not taking revenge is not a gentleman... Regarding the fact that I had to switch to a vegetarian diet at night, Pichen’s reaction was much calmer than mine. He just shrugged his shoulders. Seeing that I was gearing up and moved a stool to guard Brother Pig at the door, it gave a suggestion by the way, “Don’t wait. , After he finished that meal, he won’t come back until tomorrow night when he’s hungry, go to the subway station and catch him.” If there is an insider, the efficiency of operations can be greatly improved.Not long after, I caught Brother Zhu at a certain subway station. At the same time, this dead boy was sitting behind the vending machine at the entrance, with his legs crossed, reading gossip magazines with relish.There is also a big pile next to it, with languages ​​from various countries, I don’t know how to collect them. I went over and gave him a violent shudder, "Don't move. Disarm and don't kill, confess and be strict." In a big accident, he didn't run away. Instead, he grabbed me and put this weekly gossip magazine under my nose, "Nanmei, look at this." this?what is this?Grab it and take a look, "The Hong Kong charity dinner is full of celebrities, and all the four big diamond kings and five in the city are present." I said Brother Zhu, although I have been staying at your house for a while and have eaten a lot of food from you, there is no need to hint so clearly that I should hurry up and find a long-term meal ticket. If you are really short of money, let’s grab it together How about the Yamaguchi-gumi?I know where their cash vault is. He shook his head like a rattle, "No, no, look at this, can you see something strange?" Following the gestures of his fingers, I saw a big full-body photo of a half-aged mistress, the charm is still there, but the powder is a little thicker, but what is that hanging around her neck? Emerald, with a history of at least 1,500 years, is pure and flawless, shining through green, almost perfect.It's really beautiful. Wait a moment. Why does the texture of this jade base have a faint layer of darkness?Like the shadow of childhood in the depths of the heart, it never shows up, but it follows you everywhere. I frowned. Brother Zhu patiently waited for me to shake my head and think about it, then looked up and saw him holding up two large newspapers, "There is something strange about this." Both newspapers were social news pages, and one was full of pictures and texts, with a corpse lying in a pool of blood, and a headline in big black letters: The underworld once again merged, and the two factions sought revenge and killed.The other one wrote about the same thing, hey, this world is really chaotic, brother pig, do you want me to uphold justice and join the international anti-mafia group? Just as I was about to slap the newspaper back into his hands and continue to investigate the seafood monopoly case, I suddenly felt tense, and compared the two newspapers, a strange thing immediately surfaced. In the shooting case later in time, the murderer was the victim of the previous shooting case. This is not what the reporter told me, this is what I saw for myself. The newspaper published the scene of the crime, and the closed-record camera captured the blurred back of the murderer. With just one glance, I knew that this was another picture, lying on the ground, his body was beaten into a sieve, and he was so dead that he couldn’t die anymore. the one. Definitely the same person. why? Brother Pig and I spoke in unison, screaming strangely at each other.With the observation ability of a high-level hunter, it is obvious that he also noticed this problem early on. After calling out, he resentfully said, "You don't know either? Aren't you good at fortune-telling?" For fortune-telling, there must be fortune-telling.Even if you look at the photo, if the real person doesn't come, you have to give a colored photo, otherwise how can I know if your complexion is uneven, and if your seal is faintly black?Read the newspaper, you can see a fart. I also had questions for him, "Where did these things come from?" He casually pointed to the subway station, "They brought it to me." others?Why is someone so considerate to you, gossip magazines from all over the world are delivered to you one by one. Brother Pig continued to study the two newspapers with his eyes wide open, and said casually, "It's from sugar-loving earthworms. Live under the subway." Sugar-loving earthworms are inhuman.Brother Pig, why do you mingle with non-humans everywhere, but you don’t have two human friends? Before he could answer me, the word "non-human" hit me, I grabbed the Hong Kong Gossip Weekly, and stared at the bright and out-of-the-ordinary thing, but revealing a strange emerald fine detail. Look, think to yourself: "How can this effect be achieved?" Brother Zhu forcefully squeezed his head over, "What?" I pointed to the piece of jade, and asked myself the answer: "Lantian half-human, this is the jade refined by Lantian half-human." I added, "But I'm only halfway through the practice, and I'm beyond my strength." Lantian is half-human, and has the ability to upgrade any jade to an unlimited number of grades.The only regret is that after a certain number of years, the beautiful jade will return to its original appearance as a stubborn stone-this is why I feel so uncomfortable when I see that piece of jade, because half of it is already a stone, and the stone is quite obvious. Telling it to Brother Zhu, he was a little puzzled, "Half a person in Lantian, green vegetables and tofu, half a person, and half a jade? The opening of this shop is not a waste of money." Changing jade into half is related to the survival of the entire race of the Lantian half-humans, and it is by no means as simple as opening a shop and smashing pots.I have received their help before, and when encountering related matters, I must not just sit idly by. Knowing that Brother Zhu was talking too much, I was too lazy to talk to him, so I stood up and ran out of the subway station exit. I was about to use the flying technique to fly into the air. Then I ran to the roadside fruit shop and stole an orange from someone. My brother has already crawled out and called me, "Old fox, old fox, what are you doing, don't run around." Hmph, when I was not familiar with you, I was called little fox, now I eat a few more meals from you, I will grow old if you are not polite, if you don’t throw this orange, whoever you throw it, aim at the middle of his head, I put an all-American career in the air The professional pose of the top pitcher in the baseball league whistled out the orange, and smashed Brother Pig's big head at the speed of sound. Good guy, he didn't stop, and his movement has turned to dodge. He caught the orange with his shoulder, and took advantage of the situation Unloading, circus-like from the arm to the palm, turning around, rubbing, and naturally began to peel the skin for food, while still shouting into the air: "Where are you going, where are you going." Completely ignoring coming People often look at it and are inexplicably surprised. The difference between this man and the whole human race is that he doesn't care what people think of him at all. I shook my head, quickly lifted off, and rushed to the residence of the half-human race in Lantian. The last time I met Lantian half people was after they moved from the Swiss Snow Mountains to the Northeast Xing'an Mountains. I was afraid that the people of the Fanxiong Alliance would find clues from their old residence and continue to entangle. In July, it was not until the mountain was blocked by heavy snow and it was confirmed that the Fanxiong Alliance had no further follow-up actions that they were notified that they could relax their luggage and grow food. To say that the half-human brothers in Lantian are all straight-hearted, so they were moved, and they insisted on giving me a few night pearl "light bulbs" to play with.Luckily, I'm not being polite, otherwise Brother Zhu, the idiot, let go of his prey last time, and the three of us would have to drink the northwest wind for a month instead of relying on these light bulbs to buy food. Moving to Xing'an Mountains, I think it is the right choice.Because the land there is vast and rich, the mountains and rivers are complex in shape, and the degree of primitiveness is very high. If you hide in a certain corner of the mountain, you can see only bears and blind people for a whole year-the former is much easier to get along with than the latter. Familiar with the road into the mountains, the ice and snow, everything is silent, the mountains and forests are as quiet as the deep sea, I hummed a song and swayed over the forest, and suddenly found that since hanging out with Brother Zhu, I have one more thing to hum Xiaoqu'er's habit.Does this mean that I am in a happy mood, or that I am impetuous? It can't be concluded that the base camp of the half-human race in Lantian is already in sight. It is a valley surrounded by two big mountains, covered with snow and hidden among primitive trees. Generally speaking, those hardworking non-humans The farmer brothers should have already dispatched their nests, busy selecting and refining jade in the snow. but. Standing on the ground and turning around, half of the shadow is gone.This 100-square-meter deep forest and valley has a pure environment, not in an open space, but in a cave. I clapped my hands, grabbed a ball of snow from the ground, and squeezed it tightly in my hands. A large black mountain wall fifty meters away was thrown out. As expected, the snowball, which contained enormous power, made a dull and hollow echo on the mountain wall.Prove that the non-entity in the middle. After three strikes, without sesame seeds, Alibaba opened the door. The seemingly integrated mountain wall slid away slowly, revealing a small bald head, looking around stupidly, opening his mouth one by one, deciphering the lip language, which means: "What are you doing?" I casually threw another snowball over, and it scattered with a bang. He looked over in surprise, and saw me smiling so hard that I couldn't see my teeth, "Xiao Ji, I knew it was you who came to open the door." This Lantian demigod, I call him Xiao Ji, because he has a very short temper.The last two times I saw him, he was busy back and forth like a spinning top, grabbing his upper body to talk, while his lower body was still rushing forward until it was in a parallel line with the ground, and his eyes looked over sadly, silently blaming you for wasting your money. His precious working time. We will meet again, very kind, I jumped over and hugged his cute bald head, and asked: "Are you guys on a public holiday today? You don't come out to work." His expression was very relaxed, indicating that I was welcome to come.This family is not good at expression and language, but their hearts are as flawless as the purest jade.Tell me slowly, "In a meeting, all, in a meeting." meeting?You have also contracted this incurable bad habit? Xiaoji didn't respond to the elegant words I used, and led me into the cave. With a light push, the mountain wall closed without any flaws. Lantian’s half-person’s house, once you come here, you’ll be amazed as a paradise, but you’ll see nothing when you come twice, except for the emerald pearls dotted all over the world, there’s no home taste at all, it’s all big stones used as tables, chairs and beds—— Tsk tsk, two designers from IKEA should be invited to come over to eliminate literacy. Hooking shoulders with Xiaoji, the inside is bright and majestic. After walking for a short time, we got through a small cantilever beam and suddenly saw a large hall. It was very efficient and hollowed out half of the mountain so quickly. Although the hall is big, there are quite a few people sitting in Lantian, surrounded by a circle. When they heard us coming in, they turned their heads in unison. , preparing for a wheel hug battle, but all he got was that glance, and the elder sitting in the center gave a brief speech, "Hi fox, sit aside." Sit on one side and sit on the other side to see if you have any meetings. Everyone looks so serious. Could it be that the shareholders have opinions on the year-end dividend policy? Their meetings are actually very efficient.Because I don't like to talk, I have developed a highly developed eye contact system and internal telepathic communication. The central topic, listened to the same thing.If it was Brother Pig, he fell asleep early. If you don't listen, you don't know. When you hear it, you are shocked.Amidst the silent flying eyes and consonances in the room, I couldn't help but scream, "What, someone took the initiative to transform the jade you refined?" Exactly.In the Hong Kong area, the emerald that was refined by two generations of elders of the Lantian half-humans 1,500 years ago should have been restored to its original shape three days ago. practiced. I jumped up and yelled, "I know which piece it is, I know it, I know it." As a human being, sometimes you really have to keep a low profile, just like the rhinoceros in Brother Zhu’s family, who hides silently from the world, buys vegetables and cooks and quarrels with pork dealers every day, and no one makes a fuss. I was born as a high-profile fox, and I couldn’t learn to shut up no matter how hard I suffered, so two hours after I finished shouting, I was solemnly entrusted by Lantian Banren to go to Hong Kong to investigate this illegal jade refining case.They trusted me so much, they didn't even send me a partner, and they didn't promise to reward me with a lot of money after the event was completed. At least they gave a piece of bait to He's Bi, just such a clear and pure friendship case, why did I also Nodding in agreement, I thought about it in the air for an hour or two, but I couldn't figure out the reason. No matter what, once I landed on the top of the Bank of China Building, I didn't want to come here.Looking around, this small place is so prosperous and envied by the whole world, it is indeed the Pearl of the Orient - don't tell my client this metaphor, they will think, what pearl?Are there so many spots on the pearl?That's mochi. And what I have the most special care for is that my mother and I have lived here, a very happy life, for many years. To escape those memories, I have not been here for many years, and this moment has mixed feelings.After standing for one stop, I walked down the Bank of China Building and took the subway to Repulse Bay.The people from Lantian told me that the jade they inspected before had all stayed in a mansion in that area for the past ten years. Repulse Bay is a traditional wealthy residential area in Hong Kong, and the mansions are beautiful, so logical.Now that there are detailed information to support it, it is not a difficult task to find the family. Standing outside the gate with complete security facilities, I looked at the corner of the luxurious house inside, thinking whether to break in or climb the wall to drill a hole , Suddenly there was a rapid and sharp brake sound behind me, and a woman shouted at me angrily, "Who are you, what are you doing standing in front of my house?" Turning my head, I saw a silver-gray Mercedes-Benz, and a young woman in the cab poked out half of her face, as if it was submerged in a pool of water, and stared at me angrily. I smiled at her, "I'm a fortune teller, there is a ghost in your house, do you want to help you get rid of the disaster, 20% off for new bills, no credit for cash." Dressing up to match my angry youth, such a nonsense word, people have to believe it to be a ghost.So she flew into a rage as I expected, and while hurriedly summoning the servants and guards to drive me out, she cursed and drove the car in.But what kind of person am I, if there are ghosts, there must be ghosts, even if there are no ghosts, I will find two to live in. For me, haunting was originally one of my family's professions, but after the fox clan grew, I felt that I had 250,000 to 80,000, and I should only do high-end business, so this skill gradually declined. No way, as for me, I respect professionals very much, so I went back to Tokyo that night and found the big shot in this school—Xiaomi, the mouse celestial master... As soon as Xiaomi came, good guy, jumping up and down, crying ghosts and wolves howling, special discount for new customers, buy one get one free, he sang "Ghost Counseling" at the top of his voice. Ding is a small mouse, and the sensual effect is comparable to moving a whole layer of hell. It’s a good place for a house. That night, the wind was blowing and the cold was very cold. Adults and children fainted and woke up, crying loudly when they woke up. The light was turned off and on, turned on and off, and finally the room was full of light, and everyone gathered in the living room, not daring to let out the atmosphere, which really made me full of laughter. In the early morning of the next day, Xiaomi successfully completed the task, ran to the Peninsula Hotel with me, ate a hot breakfast, bought souvenirs and sent him back to Tokyo, and then returned to Repulse Bay slowly, two hundred meters away from the house, Some people couldn't wait to call out to the master for help, and rushed out to bow and bow to me. Suppressing a laugh, I Shi Shi ran into someone's house, sat in the living room without looking sideways, and tried to create a bit of a professional image of myself. To be honest, I have been busy doing business these days, and I didn't change my clothes. Helping a rhinoceros in Tokyo dressed as a cook is rude and rude... After I was terrified, all IQ and EQ returned to zero. How could that young lady have the time to take care of my clothes? She sat next to me and asked a series of questions: "Master, the house is restless. What is the reason? Why did it come so suddenly? , you must help me." Looking closely, she must have been a great beauty when she was young, and her skin has been well maintained until now, and after a night of scaring, she is still tight and smooth. When she found that I had been staring at her all the time, she became worried, "Master, is there something wrong with you looking at my face like this?" In desperation, tears welled up, and I felt pity for it. I was taken aback, and hurried down the donkey, stretched out my hand to hold her palm, nodded, "Wait a minute, I feel it." Feel it, although this woman is willful and arrogant, she is not a bad person. She has a lot of helpless thoughts, but her experience is very simple. A foundation that sponsors basic education projects in impoverished areas. I always breathe a sigh of relief when I find out that people are kind-hearted. I don't know if it's a habit or a hobby.Thinking of the purpose of my visit this time, I quickly searched for key words, um, the family heirloom emerald necklace is priceless, and I wear it on formal occasions many times. Before I attended a charity gala last time, I found it dull. A friend in the jade business introduced a family in Causeway Bay. The small jewelry store asked experts to deal with it and successfully restored it.As soon as the person who helped her restore it appeared, I knew it was a worthwhile trip. When I found this message, I accepted it as soon as I saw it, and opened my hand violently. The anxious face of the other party was imprinted in my eyes. I sighed, "The house is fine. There was just a foreign object passing by at night yesterday. Let me help you look around. There won't be any more." She nodded hesitantly, grabbing the straw rope, she couldn't believe it, and she couldn't believe it. I stared at her for a long time, really buy one get one free, and slowly said: "You and your husband have a bad relationship?" She was immediately saddened, and turned her head away slightly, both reserved and defensive. That small face, with delicate curves, reminds me of the elegance and beauty of the past, and the most ruthless beauties when they get old. I don't know what is going on in my twilight years.If God is merciful, I hope to play with Xiaobai and have more fox cubs. Well, one thing is very important, I must trick the rhinoceros into cooking for me. After being out of my mind for a long time, I retracted my thoughts and found that the hostess was still in a daze with her head down, and suddenly felt a little compassion. Taking a paper towel on the table, I lightly traced it with my fingers. Subtle black lines snaked under the fingertips, and gradually became clear after encountering the air. They protruded like reliefs and entangled into a spell.Look closely and there is even smoke fumigation. Love Talisman. I handed it to her, "Burn it, give it to your husband to drink." At this point, I have to believe it, because the line is indeed magical, and I can't refuse it, "After drinking it, will he stop flirting outside?" I was silent for a moment and shook my head, "He will forget the flowers and plants he picked during this time. But, sooner or later, new ones will appear." The joy quickly turned to disappointment, and soon cheered up again, saying to himself: "Going to get one is one." I smiled slightly and made a promise to her, "You do more good deeds to support children, and I will visit you every year. If you do enough good deeds, I will set a talisman for you every year, so that you will be happy for a long time." Her eyes were shining, and she quickly took out the checkbook from her bag, signed a large amount, and said, "Master, I am very pious and will not renege on my debts. If this talisman is useful, I will donate it to the foundation immediately. It is enough to pay for it." Three schools, from now on you will come every year, and I will be like this every year." I held her hand and smiled, "I believe you." It's just a sentence, a talisman, she or her husband will give me an autumn wind once a year in her lifetime. But how many children will change their lives because of this small contract? Sometimes the so-called destiny of the weak is the whim of the capable. Even my fate may be but the whim of heaven. If it's bad, sigh and don't give up, who knows if the next good whim is just around the corner. I advise others, and I also advise myself.During this period of time, it has often been like this.My mind gradually became brighter, and I remembered that I hadn't caused trouble for a long time, but natural disasters were everywhere, and I followed Brother Zhu to use all kinds of treasures to raise donations, and it was actually very fun.Is it strange? Responding to the strong request of the audience, I pretended to run around in other people's houses, expressing to drive away evil spirits, and finally took a big durian as a thank you gift, and ran away. Run to Causeway Bay. Before I left, I asked Xiaoji if I should take that emerald home with me, and he said no, this kind of imitation, which is more than gold and jade, is hard to eat, and it is not bright enough to be used as a light bulb, only human beings just like it.After speaking, he sighed, and said that fortunately, Achacha, who cast a spell on that piece of jade, had already died. Otherwise, according to the rules of the clan, he would not be allowed to go home until he recovered it. I am actually quite familiar with Causeway Bay. In the past, my mother loved to go shopping here. She didn’t have much money. She spent all her time shopping in WINDOWSHOPPING and enjoyed it.She often stared at the clothes in a certain women's clothing brand store, and said with infinite yearning: "My daughter-in-law must be so cute in that red dress." As far as her taste is concerned, the clothes she fancy are basically horrible.But I enjoyed it, enjoying the warmth of her gently stroking my hair while she said that. The streets in this area are big and small, and the bustling ones are bustling, but there are also many small alleys, hidden behind the appearance of the metropolis, living mediocre beings.What I'm looking for is in one of the alleys. A small alley that should have been peaceful and homely. Now it is very lively.The police car was parked at the entrance of the alley, and several onlookers were whispering, and the smell of blood came from the circle surrounded by the cordon. It's the scene I hate the most.In this scene, I lost the most precious person in the world. Suppressing the discomfort in my chest, I slowly approached the blockade. Through the crowd, I saw the policemen coming and going in and out of a small shop. A small sign was hung beside the shop, written "Jewelry Store" three times in strong cursive. words. The intercom was noisy, and I vaguely heard that it was a murder case, a homicide, and the deceased was the shopkeeper of this small jewelry store. The Hong Kong police worked very efficiently. They echoed inside and outside the walkie-talkie, saying that the collection of evidence at the scene had been completed, and soon the body was put on a stretcher, covered with a white cloth, and carried out, ready to be sent to the car. As soon as I raised my hand, a strong local tornado was brought about. Within two meters, the sky was dim and the earth was dark, and wild exclamations sounded from the crowd. I stepped forward more and more, lifted the white cloth that was covering it, and leaned over to take a closer look. I can see a huge bald head at a glance, and the skin is as hard and transparent as jade. This is a distinctive external feature of the Lantian race, but other features tell me more clearly that he is also a human being.Blood, taste, aura, body structure.There were no wounds on the inside and outside of the body, but there was a thin strangle mark on his neck, which was almost invisible, but there was residual true energy lingering, obviously the one who killed him was not an ordinary person. The conclusion, however abrupt and weird, is undeniable. He is both a member of the Lantian clan and a human being. In short, a hybrid. Inhuman, hybrid. Why does the emerald that has been re-refined show a half-finished effect.Because the person who casts the spell has impure roots. In the past, the two senior members of the Fan Hero League were obviously mortals, but they used the most quintessential secret method of the non-human race in the battle, and the situation was exactly the same as now. Hybrids of non-humans and humans are not uncommon, but it is rare to find one after many years, just like humans and lizards, they are not born to pass on to each other.If they appear one after another, there must be a big problem. Wandering around the streets of the busy city, I thought about where I should go. The task entrusted by the Lantian Banren was successfully completed. I found a counterfeit, but he was already dead. The light is off when the person dies. Amitabha, let us forgive him. At this time, I found that I had forgotten a common sense-don't expect me to say that I made a mistake, even if I made a mistake, I would not admit it. No one dies for no reason. Especially by homicide. Especially a half-human with inhuman traits that humans can easily kill and kill. Find the killer, maybe you can find the reason.If you find the reason, you may be able to solve the secret of the bastard rampage. What is the purpose of finding the secret is obviously not a question I would consider... I thought about it, and there was a wave of noise in my ears, and suddenly a thin voice came, asking in my ear: "Old fox, will you come back for dinner, tonight there are Coke ribs and fried tenderloin with coriander." It is dust removal.I have lived in Tokyo for several months. Every night between 6:00 and 7:00, no matter where the person is, this question will ring in my ears on time. Most of the time I am in the city and have a mobile phone by my side. He will throw down the spatula, run out of the yard, and use the great method of roaring rhinoceros for thousands of miles. I tilted my head to hear him repeat this sentence twice, regardless of standing in the bustling crowd, I quickly stood up and shouted, "I won't be back today, save some for me." return.not coming back.Can't come back.Someone is waiting for you, someone is looking forward to you, and someone is leaving warm meals for you. It is difficult for people who have never been homeless to understand how precious these ordinary things are. The first time I went to Brother Zhu’s house, as he said, I saw a rhinoceros humming hip-hop in the kitchen. When I came in, he poked his head and said blankly: “How long will it be?” sky?" It seems that he has a lot of customers, but Brother Zhu is very embarrassed, "I'm afraid this will be a permanent residence." The rhino was very vigilant, "Have you paid for food?" Brother Pig and I were very embarrassed, "No..." Pichen sighed, turned back sadly, and said to himself, "Damn it, I have to go to the sea to catch fish every day to supplement my family." 从这个角度来说,我愿意为猪哥上刀山下火海,两肋插刀不皱眉,反正这几件事情对我来说,也没什么麻烦。 眼看再在大街上对天狂叫,很快就会有警察来拉我去青山病院。多一事不如少一事,我悻悻准备离开。走了五步,那两部勘察现场的警车呜呜开出,绝尘而去,我心里一动,折转身再进了那条小巷子,珠宝店前空无一人,铁闸门落下,上面封条触目惊心。我俯下腰,将手掌紧紧贴在铁门前一寸处,闭上眼感觉这几天中,出入过此地的种种气息,杂成一团,有如乱麻。 将精神集中在店主气息最后出现的那个时间,我沉入无上灵息境界,一丝一点地分辨那些杂乱线索,就像在解一大团乱麻,只要足够耐心,足够灵巧,总有那么一刻,你会找到一个线头,那就是理顺整团麻的关键。 我找到了这个线头,是一种味道。 一种极为古怪,绝不属于人类的味道。 重滞的腥臭包裹着死亡气息,像来自远古的诅咒,绝望而残忍。只是微微一缕,却有生命一般,缠绕游移。 我没有办法判断这气味来自谁。除非得到更多的信息,而要得到更多的信息,我唯一希望的,是他来自外地,并且目前还没有离开香港。 香港启德机场。into the night. 飞往芝加哥的国际航班关闭换票柜台,准备登机。我懒洋洋穿过安检,懒洋洋走进候机厅,四下一看,这应该是今天的最后一个航班了,到处都空荡荡,只有三十号登机口坐着旅客,大部分在看着电视发呆,小部分在看书,玩手提电脑,其中有一个打扮十分怪异,全身黑衣,身材瘦小,性别难以分辨,戴了个硕大的帽子压低帽檐,遮住大半张脸,还有围巾,密实包裹,形容尽藏,只露出一张嘴来,缩成一团,半蹲半坐在椅子上,从头到尾,连最轻微的颤抖都没有一个。 我兴致盎然地靠在不远处墙壁上,把这个怪人仔仔细细盯着,小子,跑得了和尚你跑不了庙,老娘今天就陪你坐趟飞机玩玩。 没错了,眼下这位,就是我要追踪的人,就是蓝田半半人珠宝店门口那古怪气息的主人。 为什么我知道?当然因为我天资聪颖,明见万里,出手如电,行动如风。 吹牛吹得那么用力,意思就是在胡说。 事情的关键其实是,我给猪哥打了一个电话。 我给猪哥打了一个电话,用的是辟尘前几天给我的买菜钱,自从认识了一个正直的猎人之后,我对打劫有了一点心理负担,因此养成了贪小便宜的习惯,凡是买菜剩下的硬币,都很爱惜地放在口袋里,日元换算成港币之后,刚好够我打一个三分钟的国际长途。 拨通电话,猪哥接的,不晓得正在干什么,一边说“喂”,一边忍不住笑。我说:“傻小子,你笑什么,发花痴吗?”他一听是我,兴高采烈:“南美你是我的福星啊,我正在和辟尘打赌,我们家的电话在一个月之内会不会响起一次。” 上次响是什么时候?他算了一下:“好久了哦,人家催电话费。” 这么一扯,三十秒消失了。我赶紧大喝一声:“你住嘴,听我说。” 一分钟内,除了中间严厉制止猪哥插嘴询问小米近况的企图以外,我完成了从兴安岭到香港的整个过程汇报,然后问他:“猎人联盟有没有对香港地区进行异物出入监控?” 答案是肯定的,香港和东京,是整个亚洲异物活动最频繁的两个地区,最近中国大陆地区的上海有后来居上现象,但前两者被猎人联盟监控的力度是最强的。 猪哥你一天到晚处于被解职的危险中,就不要冒充领导了好吧。 现在你赶紧去联盟的监控中心,告诉我,在最近二十四小时内,有什么特别人物进入香港,又离开。 要说猪哥,于仕途经济,基本上一无是处,但居然是亚洲猎人联盟等级最高的成员,真是匪夷所思。 他不出半小时就传回记录给我,资料表明,在二十四小时内出入境记录俱全的非人成员只有一个,而且是刚刚在香港启德机场出境,人还在候机厅。 既然还在我的能力范围内,那就好办了,我看看电话还有几十秒剩余时间,赶紧问猪哥:“哎,这票好玩得很,你来不来?” 他一拍大腿:“好啊好啊,我们在哪里会合?” 没等我欢呼,辟尘这只死犀牛阴森森的声音在一边响起:“要去你跑着去啊,不准动用生活费,不准再翘班影响下个月生活费,不准……” 说时迟那时快,时间转瞬就到。嘟一声之后,犀牛之吼,尚绕梁不用绝,我靠,猪哥好值得同情啊。 就算没有猪哥,我也要勇敢面对惨淡的狐生,当下直扑机场,顶风一千米,我就抓到了那个味道的精确位置,冲进大厅,靠,那家伙正好过了安检,我急得团团乱转,深刻地意识到我什么法术都会,就是不会变钱,不会变钱,就没有办法买机票,没有办法买机票……想到这里我对自己的脑袋猛击一掌,和人类混久了脑子就退化,我不会隐形吗。 隐形是个好办法,我就这么隐着,跟那个家伙上了飞机,机舱不满,到处都有空座位,我贴着目标坐,一边对着他猛看,看了一阵之后,深觉无聊,我于是干了一件蠢事,当即暴露了自己的存在。 我摸出了一个榴莲…… 从藏祖母绿那家拿出来的榴莲,这玩意是正宗的泰国金枕,等闲市面上买不到的,不用开壳,已经顶风臭十里,之前藏在上衣里面,随我一起隐形,一拿出来即刻露相,孤零零独自飘荡的榴莲,是多么的有性格,旁边坐着的胖大女士一看,五官变形,来不及尖叫,已经直端端晕了过去,我生平吓晕的也多,见惯不惊,继续一心一意剥榴莲,与此同时,整个机舱哗然——疑惑,呕吐,搜索,最后大惊失色,是接下来的榴莲影响四部曲,但所有人最应该震惊的一个却最镇静,就是我身边那位。当我把头埋在榴莲壳里大快朵颐的时候,他抬起头来,对着虚空中的我凝视,忽然围巾从嘴边落下,我看到一条比常人细三倍,最少长十倍的舌头,呈现金属光泽,在空气中一闪即收,那瞬间有轻微的雷电火花闪过,这条舌上所蕴含的能量深不可测,而大力缠绕导致窒息,正是蓝田半半人的死因。 他舌头一弹,不等我反应,已经翻身而起,快速消失在机舱后部,我忙把榴莲壳望空一丢,疾步跟上,乘客乱成一团,今天的热带水果惊魂案,想必会成为航空史上一个伟大的不解之谜。 跟到机舱后,人迹已经杳然,但气味这种东西,比什么都要来得顽强,分明指示主人去了飞机上方,我抬头一望,发现机舱顶有一条极细微的缝隙,上面粘一层透明液体,强力胶水般,帮助保持整个机舱的气压,破坏我会,修复就差一边,没奈何,我呼地窜上去,以蓝色祭祀诀将那条缝隙重新切开,整个人压缩成极缥缈状态,挤了出去,至于飞机等一下会不会因为气压问题要迫降,我就顾不得了,芝加哥,我对不起你…… 出得来,翻身上了机翼,脚下立刻传来非常不正常的震动,机身做剧烈的左右摆动,似遭遇极强气流,而周围天清气朗,无风无雨无乌龙。 我大叫一声,王八蛋啊,手一按,贴上机窗,眼睛往里看去,小小视线范围里,只见到里面一片混乱,那些在良好飞行状况下没有扣好安全带的乘客,个个都在玩自由落体,到处乱撞,我简直听得到好多肉包争先恐后茁壮成长,那些侥幸把自己栓好了的,就一水脸色煞白,有出气没进气。我侧耳倾听,引擎声音正常,贴着机身爬去驾驶舱,两个飞行员都安然无恙,正在手忙脚乱和仪器死瞌,完全不理解这场无妄之灾自何而来。 沿着飞机周身走了一遍,震动的原发点来自下方,我溜到起落架收放部位,在呼呼大作的狂风声中,隐约听到行李舱里传来细细呼吸,一长一短,均衡匀净,似有奇异力量之人在做什么强体力活动。比如说,猛烈摇晃飞机,想把我摇下去。 我飞快爬过去那个位置,爬了一圈浪费好一条裤子,脾气上来,拔出拳头一举把行李舱打出一个洞,伸手推开一个好大的箱子,耸身钻了进去,立时之间,一样软湿而柔韧的东西把我上半身紧紧缠住,鼻端传来一阵极为强烈的腥味,中人欲呕。 妈的,江湖上混那么久,谁不知道我有洁癖?你可以打我,咬我,冲我大吼大叫,问候我祖宗十八代,我都保证大家有商有量,最多打翻在地,绝不再踏上一只脚。 可是这会缠我的是什么玩意?这肯定是那条舌头啊,恶心死我了…… 怀着强烈的愤怒,我屏住呼吸,将身子一扭,屁股那里摇一摇,摇出我原身那条小尾巴来,照着蒙蒙中那绞缠我的怪物,哗啦就是一尾巴。 所谓狐尾到处,寸草不生,果然立刻抽出一声怪叫,对方忙不迭放开我,那腥臭味急速从我鼻子有效范围内撤离,我定睛一看,一条黑色影子正从我打出的机舱洞掠出,当即大喝一声:“臭贼,哪里跑。”腾就追了上去。 要说跑跑追追这一科,我考了全世界第二,第一就一定从缺。光凭着我对味道的记忆和追踪能力,全世界的狗加起来,都少我一鼻子。 没出十五分钟,我已经把那小子逮到,就在他落地的一瞬间,我在半空中大喝一声,跟一只雷霆飞弹一样全身心的扑上去,使出我最拿手的王八拳,压住那人就猛打,一拳一拳。不过,那小子不是等闲,身体滑溜无比,划拉来划拉去,将我的气劲四两拨千斤,攻击效率十分低下。 打了半天都没把人打死,我那叫一个沮丧,翻身坐在一边喘气,喘匀了吼人一嗓子:“你叫什么名字,干什么的。” 他的帽子围巾都给我打掉了,露出尖尖一个脑袋,光溜溜,青森森,正中还突起一块,望之不似人形,五官倒是齐全,两眼狭长,活象干田地里两条裂缝,其他部位则干瘪扁平,皮肤一块一快,跟只乌龟似的——叫你秋季不保湿,毁容了吧。 听到我问话,他眼睛迅速睁大,楞楞盯着我,良久,用一种好象铁器被锈住了的声音,嘎嘎地说:“你又是谁,为什么追我?” 咿,你怎么知道我追你。 他摇摇脑袋,从地上爬起来,很痛苦的摸摸自己胸口,看来刚才那顿饱打,也不是毫无建树啊。接着说:“我上飞机前已经有感觉,只是不知道你竟然会跟上飞机。” 跟上飞机算什么,我前几年还去跟过法国的阿卡里那号火箭呢,要不是他们发射又失败,我也没工夫在地球上跟你玩。得意完这一把,我继续逼供:“赶紧,把你来龙去脉讲清楚,否则我吃掉你。” 看他那对渺茫的眼珠子转了两下,似乎想动歪脑筋,我伸手往他天灵盖上一拍,喝道:“别耍花样啊。胡说一句话,我卖你去非洲食人族。” 刚才我说,追人术我全世界第二,第一从缺,其实我还有一门技术,毫不用谦虚,全世界一定第一,完美地融合了想像力和执行力,什么人都不要想跟我争——那就是逼供。 因此,我很快知道这个乌龟脸,名字叫阿信,乃是做个体业务的杀手,这个行当竞争激烈,但凡有点江湖地位的,都各有所长,他最长的,就是舌头,可以在瞬间放射出强大能量,将缠绕对象的生命扼杀于无声。蓝田半半人,就是他上一单业务。 听到这里,我非常不爽,虽说那个杂种兄弟和我没什么交情,但人家做点小本生意当良民,却莫名其妙被缠成一个木乃伊,实在没有什么道理,想到这里我把阿信按在地上,又是一阵好打,他哇哇大叫:“说了招供就不打的,你赖皮。” 我怒目相视:“准你杀人,不准我赖皮?”打得更厉害。他哎哟哎哟,很委屈的说:“我们就是吃这行饭的,你一辈子没杀过不该杀的人吗?” 这话戳到我痛处,最近两年是没杀了,不过两年前…… 为了掩饰我的心虚,我格外用心地扁了阿信一场,然后继续问:“谁叫你杀蓝田半半人的?” 他吐出一个名字。我跳起来,扬在空中的巴掌定住,快速搜寻记忆。 多熟悉的名字。我又看过,我又听过。 老头子。 粉雄联盟的创始人,老头子。 他和阿信联系的时候,自称生命的所有人,现在要行使他的权力,毁灭那些不应该存在的存在。 上帝欲使其灭亡,必先使其嚣张。 阿信要执行的下一个任务,不出所料,是在芝加哥,不出所料,是我在报纸上看到过的那个黑帮倒霉蛋。 根据他招供的情报,我们在卢普区的一幢摩天大厦前站住了脚,据阿信说,那时候距离他应该完成任务的时间,已经过去一小时,看来尾款收不到了,这个不杀也罢。 我啪的一声给了阿信头上一记,问:“你要杀的那个就躲在这里?” 他都算有骨气了,居然抗议:“说了不虐待俘虏的,你犯规了啊。艾伦就在这里。” 艾伦,艾伦。多么人类的一个名字,我问:“他真的是人类和神演的混种后代?” 阿信点点头,发现四周有人开始对他的尖脑袋和豆豉眼发生兴趣,赶忙把那顶灰蓬蓬的帽子重新戴上,一面回:“是啊,普通的人类武器无法伤害他,他现在是整个芝加哥黑帮中的杀手之王了,身价很高啊。” 说得那么羡慕,要不你也去当?要过千万里奔波做散客生意。 他很有自知之明的摇摇头:“不行,我怕冷怕热,皮肤又不好,经常瘙痒,不适合做需要团队合作和长期的工作。” 我呸他一记:“你倒是有自知之明,散客生意好做点吗?” 阿信翻翻白眼:“不算坏咯,我通过电子邮件接受委托,拿到百分之五十定金之后才开始办事,善后不包。” 通过电子邮件?都算是现代化的一条虫了。 这家伙又抗议:“我不是一条虫,我是伟大的欧的分身。” 然后很老实地嘀咕了一声:“虽然是比较失败的分身。” 此处需要做一下非人界常识普及:所谓伟大的欧,是传说中上帝创世之初,与亚当夏娃同在的蛇之始祖,代表黑暗和罪恶的力量,它模仿上帝造人,化出许多分身,兼有人类和蛇类的共同特点,拥有不同的奇异能力。 欧这个家伙,没事乱去分什么身,不过我听说它的性格十分乌龙,变来变去太多次了,经常不记得自己是谁,偶尔当一把特种兵训练教官,教出来阿信这种小弟也不是不可能的。 我们在这里一扯二扯,就准备上那栋大厦,进门的时候,我脊背忽然一寒,掐指一算,四周凶气蒸腾,必有命案,循迹而上,高处有死意,要是所料不差,我们要找的人,必定已经挂了。 我跟阿信一沟通,它不信:“是不是真的?我雇主说我的目标是人和神演的结合体,随便杀是杀不死的。” 我点点头:“人类的武器,随便杀是杀不死,不过如果有修炼者,像你一样用到了气劲或真力,杂种也要死翘翘。” 他不以为然:“哪那么多修炼者出来做兼职,我告诉你,我这么折堕很难得的。”阿信小子都算忠于职守了,虽然自己不准备杀了,他还是坚持要上去看看挂的到底是谁,否则收了委托人的钱,良心上过不去。 我心想你那个委托人不是什么好鸟,和良心八杠子打不到一起,一面问:“你这次接受的任务总共有几个目标?” 他歪着头算了下,说:“就这两个。” 我松了口气:“只有两个对吧,那还好,都挂了一了百了。” 阿信摇摇头:“不是,是我只接两个,因为我不喜欢一次做太多工作,委托人说一共有几十个目标,可能委托其他人去做了吧。” 这个晴天霹雳打到头上,我当时就叫了一声苦——这摊子揽上身,好似进了沼泽的泥鳅,越钻越深了。 既然乐子找太大,我就不要太逞强了,找靠山吧。我打定主意,告诉阿信:“你上去查看,搞完以后,你到十三街浮世会夜总会来找我。” 它答应得极爽快,显然有诈,我敲敲它的头:“我告诉你啊,芝加哥虽然我来得少,不过我家里人就大把,你要敢不来找我,除非你在这里挖个洞,直接通去中国。” 威胁完这一把,我雄赳赳气昂昂走了,走了两步一回头,阿信果然有两把刷子,踪影已经不见了。 我所有的,唯一的,以及现在要去找的靠山,其实也就是我最不能靠近的大禁忌——狐山本族成员。 其中有一个,正好就在芝加哥,将这个城市看作她掌心上的泥巴城堡,想建设就建设,想毁灭就毁灭。她的大本营是一家夜总会,名字叫“浮世会”。 在城里兜了一圈,走到了十三街,虽然对狐族喜欢排场的风格向来有所了解,看到那家夜总会时,我还是分量十足地吓了一跳。 首先,浮世会这个名字,已经很拉风,更拉风的是,明明十三街地比黄金贵,这家门脸却贯通了老长一截街道,做成扇扇相邻的日式屏风入口,屏风上有笔意淡远的水墨图迹,我上前瞄了一眼,居然是名家真迹。光扛跑这两玩意,已经值回票了啊。 现在是白天,人家不营业,屏风合着,每扇屏风的门套木,用的是上好的皇家花梨,旁边都垂下水晶珠串,缀着纯金打造的浮世会三个字,我看了半天,一股敬佩之情油然而起——兄弟们,这是一种什么风度,这就是对全世界的不良分子叫嚣说:老娘就是这么胡搞了,有种你来抢我啊…… 当然,这种呐喊,大家都只有听着,要是发奋响应,起而行之,就会大事不好,原因无他,这家店的老板娘不是别人,是玄狐庄缺。 关于庄缺,狐族中流传最广的典故是这样的,说她刚刚生出来的时候,正好遇到狼人族来狐山,集体联谊,那感觉跟现在大学里面结成友好宿舍这种事情差不多,大家在狐山顶上唱歌跳舞,十分快乐,到此为止,都算是天下太平。不防有几只狼兄弟,喝多了青梅酒,感觉尿急,醉醺醺跑到某个僻静处解手,就此三四个钟头没出来,等有同伴觉得不对劲去查看,发现四只壮年狼人,全部给扁到人事不知,瘫在地上,上前一摸,挂是没挂,全身骨头都断了。 狐族当时全体高段成员都在联欢现场,排除大规模群殴的可能性之后,嫌疑犯直指一人,那就是下一代狐族中战斗能力最强,可以单枪匹马打出这种效果的,白弃。 问题就在,小白虽然没有参加联欢会,却一直在山洞里做石匠活,把一大块黄玉髓破开,给我做一把贵妃椅,他能量有余,精细不够,经常做着做着就大叫一声,然后告诉我:“椅子坐小一点舒服些。” 意思是,他又打塌了一边石头。 如此一而再,再而三,等大群狐狸和狼跑来找我们晦气的时候,他已经成功地完成了他的工作——给我做了一个小板凳,面积只有我半个屁股那么大,考虑到我当时还是一只小狐狸,毫无发育迹象,而从狐山深山采回来的那块石头最长处直径曾经超过三米。我觉得他的手工之烂,已经可以去申请非人世界思泥基纪录了。 地上四分五裂的石头所残留的气劲和能量,以及庄家妈妈举世无双的读心术一发动,都证明小白是冤枉的。但是因为白老爷要对贵客们交差,所以还是很大义灭亲地要打人家一
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