Chapter 18 Chapter Eighteen

(..."So what if I killed the wolf? I'm going to shoot you!") When my uncle pulled the bolt for the second time, I ran over and hugged him desperately, and snatched his gun, "Men don't fight with women, and men don't bite dogs. What did you do to him?" Angry?!" and dragged him back to the house. On the landlord’s small building, the uncle’s scolding stopped. He said you’re back, I said it’s back, he said the camera was fixed, I said it was fixed, he stopped talking, and it’s my turn to scold him : What happened to the wolf?How did you kill the wolf?We created the file for fifteen wolves, why did we know how to shoot and kill the wolves?My uncle looked at me with puffy eyes, as if he wanted to argue with me, but he couldn't speak out. He panted heavily, and then he sat in front of the window on the second floor to smoke.I still challenged him like splashing water, but he raised his head and said to me, "Just say a few words less."

I sat back in my room, and the rotten head followed in. "Didn't you see that your uncle is so pitiful? I'm afraid he won't be able to bear it if you keep complaining." "But he killed the wolf!" "Is the wolf more important than me?" "How do you say that?" "He killed the wolf to save me, okay!" "save you?" "When you went to Liugong Town, we both fell asleep. In the middle of the night, your uncle couldn't sleep. He said that the wolf fur he laid out was sticky. When he said that, the hair on my head also stood up. The two of us raised our guns and went to the earthen platform in front of the beef shop. Sure enough, we found a wolf. The wolf was sitting there with white hair, like a woman in filial piety. Your uncle raised the gun and I reminded him not to shoot. Well, your uncle took aim for a while, put down the gun, put down the gun, aimed again, and finally muttered: Ziming is not here! We turned around and walked back, but the wolf stood up and groaned. In fact, when we looked at the wolf, the wolf also saw us. It didn't take us seriously at all. Forgot to bark like this. Your uncle turned his head and pulled the gun, and the wolf fell down in response. "It died up? " "It's dead." "Then how is this to save you?" " "Your uncle said the wolf was howling: Hey, hunter, come here, hunter!"Your uncle can understand the howling of wolves, but he couldn't control the humiliation. "I asked how to save you?" "... You have to give us a step, Secretary. "Since it was the wolf who humiliated you, did you kill the wolf with just one sentence?" ! " "You are not a hunter!" "I looked at the rotten head and thought to myself, if the argument continues, the rotten head will not cooperate with me anymore, so I shut up. I am not a hunter, but I know professional self-esteem, and now I am worried about fifteen There are only fourteen wolves left. If I get back the photos in the future, the commissioner will ask why there are only fourteen and which one. How should I answer? Downstairs, the old man is telling his story to whom: One day, the enemy put me on a tiger bench, but I didn’t say anything. The next day, the enemy poured me pepper water, but I didn’t say anything. On the third day, the enemy pulled out my fingernails piece by piece. I still didn't say anything. On the fourth day, the enemy sent me a beautiful woman, and I said everything. On the fifth day... a woman came to visit with a baby in her arms, and said: "I Still want to say, the enemy shot me dead!His old man, don't sell your five-horse spear, if you sell it again, you will be shot dozens of times!You go to find Bai Duo, I have a few words with my sister-in-law! "The two women were discussing that the newborn baby on the street was covered in hair and had teeth in its mouth. The baby would definitely not grow. Even if it survived, it might be a disaster in the future. For the renovation, tiles were used to mark the center of the eyebrows with cinnabar, and a plowshare had to be buried in the threshold of the hall. Five years ago, the grandson of the Genlao family was a hairy child with long teeth, and it was treated in the same way. "Our Why do places always have hairy and teething children?This broken person is down without a sound, her mother, son of a bitch, son of a bitch!Come and lick! "The woman screamed sharply, Fugui lay still in the corridor, the woman wrinkled her lips and greeted him, and the rotten head roared: "Fugui is a hunting dog, is Fugui a shit licker? "The woman was so frightened that she hugged the baby and walked out the door.

"We've got to figure something out," I said. I finally made an alliance with Lantou, which was also inspired by what Lantou said that my uncle was trying to save him: Uncle was in a bad mood that day, and he vented his hatred for Guo Cai on the wolf because he had nowhere to vent his hatred , when it should not be chasing after him, he drove the wolf down from the ground, and when the rotten head also jumped off the ground, the wolf threw the rotten head down. In order to prevent the rotten head from being threatened with his life, the uncle started shot. The wolf that was killed, my uncle said, was the number two wolf.

Now, I have to tell a story other than a story.Just after we embarked on the road of hunting wolves, Shahezi Village, that is, the nephew of the cartilaginous man, went to collect firewood in the swollen river. He fished out a dark piece and dragged it ashore with all his strength. It wasn't an animal or a plant, it was a big lump of dark brown flesh.He thought he was unlucky, threw the meat balls on the beach, carried the firewood he had scooped up, and went home to eat.Back home, the guy thought about it more and more strangely, what exactly did he fish out?The next day, I went to the river to see that the meat ball was still there, neither frozen nor dead. I carried it back and weighed it with a scale, and it weighed 23 kilograms. I weighed it again three days later, and it was 35 kilograms.A few pieces of meat were taken from his body, the body was pure white, and there was no blood flow out. It was boiled in a pot and eaten, and it had no special taste, and it was delicious when fried in oil.What's even more strange is that it can grow on its own, and the few pieces of meat that were cut off grow back in a few days.The young man carried the cartilaginous man to see the rarity. The cartilaginous man had seen many things in the world, and the cartilaginous man did not know what it was. The doctor who treated the cartilaginous man exclaimed: My God, this is "Tai Sui"!Tai Sui was originally the name of Jupiter, but according to folklore, Tai Sui is the name of a god. It is believed that the god of Tai Sui is on the ground, and excavation and construction must avoid the direction of Tai Sui, otherwise disasters will occur.The doctor said that the admiral called this Ganoderma lucidum, and Qin Shihuang sent Xu Fu to the east to look for the elixir, and it was this Ganoderma lucidum, so he asked the cartilage man to drink the water soaked in the meat balls.Of course the cartilaginous man couldn't stand up immediately after drinking the water, but he felt refreshed and strong, and he was able to sit on the ground and dig with his head up for a long time.This incident caused a sensation in Shahezi Village, and someone reported it to the state administrative office, and the commissioner rushed there after hearing the news. Coincidentally, teachers and students from the biology department of a university in the provincial capital were doing internships in Shangzhou, and they went with the commissioner, and immediately sent The living specimens were brought back to Zhoucheng for research, and it was determined that the so-called Taisui was a rare slime mold complex, and concluded that: it is generally believed that fungi are much closer to plants than to animals, and the analysis of a certain nucleoprotein, According to the arrangement sequence of ribonucleic acid, it was found that the common ancestor of humans and fungi was obviously a flagellar single-celled animal in ancient times.Since animals and plants have a common ancestor, Tai Sui is derived from the differentiation of single-celled organisms with primitive flagella. The enhancement of its autotrophic function and the degeneration of animal functions evolved into single-celled green algae, which then developed into the plant kingdom. On the contrary, the strengthening of motor function and heterophysis function and the degeneration of autotrophic function evolved into single-celled protozoa, and then developed into the animal kingdom.In short, Tai Sui, like the giant panda, is a paleontological living fossil left out by nature. Its generation can be traced back to the Cretaceous period of geological age. It is the ancestor of human beings and all animals and plants.Since Tai Sui is the ancestor of human beings and all animals and plants, the commissioner intends to protect Tai Sui. The protector first considered Shi De, who was unemployed at home, and assigned Shi De to be responsible for building a "Tai Sui Pavilion". "It is not an animal, nor is it a Plants are not cultural relics," the commissioner said to Shi De, "but we have to preserve it like the ancients preserved 'Heshibi'!"

The commissioner arranged Shi De, and of course he thought of the work that my uncle and I were doing to protect wolves. When he instructed his secretary to inquire about our whereabouts, I reported to the secretary what happened in Shenglong Town. Going to report by phone, the secretary told us the story in the city of the state, and told us to stay in Shenglong Town first, because the commissioner bought three pairs of travel rubber shoes to give to us as a show of concern, and he quickly let us ride The shoes were brought to town. The travel rubber shoes were delivered by car at noon the next day, but my uncle didn't wear them. He said that he had been wearing hemp shoes for decades, and his feet were big and thick, but he still felt comfortable wearing hemp shoes. "You don't think you look like a hunter after wearing it," said Rotten, "If you don't wear it, I will wear it!" Rotten immediately threw away the old shoes on his feet and put on new ones, while the other pair was hung on his shoulders.

At noon when we were changing new shoes, to be precise, the sun had just fallen from the eaves to the steps. Guo Cai kicked his legs and died with a phlegm sound in his throat.According to the villagers, after my uncle pulled the bolt of the gun again and I pulled him away, Guo Cai ran away, and when he fled, he still took the wolf skin and went home and said to his wife: "Why didn't he, Fu Shan, put it on me?" Hit me, dare he not, he kicked me as if he was kicking his father, I got a wolf skin for nothing!" At night, he spread the wolf skin under his body, but the wolf skin covered his body. Seeing the heat shrinking, the wolf skin wrapped him tighter and tighter, almost suffocating him. His wife used a knife to cut the wolf skin one by one before he was freed.But from then on, bleeding blisters developed on his body, and he couldn't get up the kang. On the third day, he climbed down from the kang, but one end fell off the kang and died.

When the news spread, the rotten head was a little nervous: Could this have something to do with us?I said, judging from the circumstances of the death, it might have been caused by myocardial infarction or cerebral hemorrhage. My uncle sneered three times, and then dragged us to a tavern for a drink. After killing the No. 2 wolf, my uncle's mood seemed to improve. Although he lost his long belt, he put on a very wide raw leather belt that he bought.Everyone in Shenglong town knew that he was Fu Shan, the captain of the wolf hunting team, and each family took turns asking him to eat. The scene was really a bit like Wu Song who had beaten a tiger on Jingyang Ridge and returned to Yanggu County. Uncle was completely intoxicated by this kind of worship, and drank all day long in a daze.After staying for three days, he never mentioned leaving the town again.I put on the travel rubber shoes sent by the commissioner, and my heart was burning with anxiety, and I couldn't stand the life in the town. There were very few shops on the street, except for two low-end clothes sold by vendors from the state city. Almost all households are drying and crushing Bai Duo in the backyard, and the snacks sold on the facade are nothing more than pot helmets, stewed noodles and dumplings, and then tofu cubes baked in a flat-bottomed frying pan, poured with spicy vinegar water sauce .The first time I ate it, I thought it was quite tasty, but after eating three meals in a row, I lost my appetite. When I saw the black hand of the tofu seller and the chopsticks that were held under his arm, I felt a big intestine and a small intestine. All cramping.The house we live in is basically clean, but one time when we ate steamed buns, we suddenly found a shriveled lice in the bun. I said: Shopkeeper, shopkeeper, what did you do? There are lice in the bun? !The old man took it over and looked at it, picked out the lice, and said: "What's the matter, wouldn't it be gone if you pick it out!"Yeast noodles are made by warming the quilt on the kang, can half of the lice run in?The uncle smiled happily: "Eat it, eat it, it's right to eat meat without bones!"I muttered about when to leave, I can't stay here for ten or eight days.

"It's because I haven't eaten enough to get irritable!" said the uncle, "I always feel that wolves from other places are going to come here." "Is this true?" "If it's true, you have to ask Uncle Wolf." In the folk consciousness, the dog is the uncle of the wolf, and the rotten head hugs Fugui in his arms and asks if the wolf is coming?Fugui said: Wang.He said again: Wang.Whether he is coming or not, the rotten head can't understand, a puff of smoke is sprayed on Fugui's face, Fugui ran to the door and coughed for a long time.