Chapter 15 Chapter fifteen

(...But I didn't dare to say that.) The face of the wolf did not appear after all, and the uncle didn't let the boatman stop the boat, and the boat drifted down extremely fast, and bad things happened again.I was afraid that the hemorrhoids would not heal for a while, so I also bought "Shuermei" sanitary napkins when I was buying wine for the boatman. When I was about to take them out and change them, I felt a sharp itching in my crotch. I scratched them a few times, and the more I scratched, the more itchy , and the whole body was itchy, my uncle took off his clothes and looked at the patches of red bumps, and said, what kind of body do you have in the city, you are so useless, and you have been poisoned with lacquer.Lan Tou rummaged through the pile of firewood in the bow, and he pulled out a few pieces of lacquered wood, clapped his hands and said, "Squeamish and delicate, I slept on the firewood all night and it's fine, you just sat there for a while and fell like this? Then I got a handful of wheat straw from the cabin and set it on fire, so I took off my pants and stepped over the straw fire.I didn't want to believe him, thinking he was playing a prank, and my uncle also said solemnly: You follow his instructions and say you are seven and I am eight, and the poison will be gone.I took off my pants so ridiculously, and while jumping across the fire, I said: "You are seven, I am eight, I am not afraid of you!"

Suffering from hemorrhoids and lacquer poison, my uncle decided to go directly to Shangnan County, and the boat docked beside a birch forest.Now it's my uncle's turn to carry all the luggage, and the bad guy will carry me on his back and walk to a distant town.It was already bright, and soon the sun came out, and the sky and the earth were clear.Go along the small road on the river beach, climb a big gentle slope, turn around the bend in the mountain, where there is a road, there is a winding road, there are small shops separated by a mile and a half, and countless red lanterns are hung in front of the door .The rotten head whispered: "See, those who hang red lanterns far away from the villages and towns, there are those in the shop!" I said: "Which one?" He smiled and stopped talking.Later, he left the shop on the side of the road, ran away first, and came back after a while, saying that the store can live and eat, is it to live or to eat?Uncle's opinion is that if you want to live in the town, what kind of food do you eat?Lantou said: "I have everything, but there is no sterile napkin, but there are good things, secretary, do you want to eat?" I said good things, what delicious food can there be in Shangzhou Mountains?Lantou said: "Because there are no big dishes in the mountains, this restaurant has changed its way. There are already two tables of people!" When he got up to leave, Fugui ran over from behind. The one wearing the wolf fur roll barked as soon as he put down the wolf skin roll, and I saw the fur on the wolf skin stand up.Uncle was stunned, turned his head and looked around, pointed to a nearby earthen platform and said, "Wolves have been lying there, you smell the stench!" Fugui also echoed, barking.

Uncle's words are ridiculous, even the most powerful hunter can't smell wolves in places where wolves have stayed?Rotten head stood still, wrinkled his nose, said "I have rhinitis", and ran to the earthen platform, and sure enough, he picked up a handful of wolf fur.My uncle urged me to go to the store, and I climbed up to the earthen platform to take pictures with my buttocks. The earthen platform was facing the restaurant from a distance, and I could even see the backyard of the store. It was strange that the wolf dared to lie down so close to the store. Here, what is it doing here?When I entered the store, there were five tables in the store, and people sat on two tables, who looked like passing drivers, eating steamed buns and fried beef slices, nothing special.A man with triangular eyes must be the owner of the shop, and he said brightly, "Come on! Sit up, let's have a plate of fried beef tongue!" A boy went to the backyard with a gleaming knife.I said: "What other dishes are there? Is it only beef?" The owner said: "Sir, is this the first time you come back? Beef is beef, but we are the only one in this world." I said: "Isn't your beef beef? Meat from the body?!" The shopkeeper said, "That's right, it's the meat from the cow!" Before he finished speaking, there was a howling sound from the cow in the backyard, and the rotten head called me, asking the secretary, what are you eating? , What to eat to make up for, do you want a large intestine?The diners at the two tables stared at me with chopsticks and whispered: This is a secretary!

I walked around a puddle of bloody sewage and entered the backyard. The backyard is very large and there are countless complete skeletons of cattle. A fat calf is fixed in a rough wooden shelf. One of the cow's hind legs Skeletons have been seen, all flesh is gone, blood is flowing on the ground, and two strings of vanilla ropes are hanging from the wooden frame, which are lit and smoke, so that the buzzing flies and mosquitoes cannot get close.The little guy rolled up his sleeves, held a lancet in his mouth, and came over with a bucket of water. The bucket was put down, but he bent down and turned on the radio on the wooden shelf next to the wooden frame. The sound filled the air, like the smoke from the nose of a smoker, like a butterfly flying quietly. I saw the boy suddenly picked up the bucket of water and splashed it on the cow's right front leg. The cow didn't bark, but opened up. Mouth, trembling all over.The cow's limbs were completely powerless, but the wooden frame fixed it so that it could not kneel down, but the eyes were streaming with tears, which were viscous yellow liquid, sliding down its cheeks.The boy didn't seem to even look at it. He prepared the lancet on the ox's back and asked, "Do you want the ox tongue?"

"No, braised oxtail!" said the uncle. As soon as the knife fell, the oxtail broke, as quickly as if the oxtail was attached.The tail of the ox moved on the ground, and the flies and mosquitoes that jumped on it were blown away by it. "I need a bullwhip!" Rotten head bent down and rubbed the cow's genitals with his hands, and a thing grew out, and an eight-legged mosquito crawled up the back of his neck. The boy pressed down with his palm, and there was no blood on the back of the neck. It's a puddle of black ink. "Cut from the root, cut from the root!"

The point of the knife did not extend to the cow's crotch, but pierced it under the cow's anus, and when he stirred it vigorously, the boy said, "Pull it from the front!" Rotten bent down again, and pulled out the bullwhip. It is a foot long. "Secretary." The rotten head called me, "You suffer from hemorrhoids, come to the big intestine?" "no no……" I have never seen such a cut of live beef, I just feel pain all over my body, "This is too cruel, how can I eat this?" Sitting on the side of the road in front of the store, the "Erquan Yingyue" in the store is still floating leisurely. I see the sky is brilliant, and the morning sun is dyed red with clouds. These clouds are constantly changing, like the flames in the hearth Layer by layer radiated outward, but a cloud of black clouds gradually gathered over the store.Looking back, there are some trees around the store, and the trees are half dead, and even the grass on the roadside is yellow and not green.Uncle and Lantou came out of the store to call me, they had doubts on their faces, and replied: "You don't want to eat?"

"Don't eat!" I said. "If you don't want to eat meat, let me serve you a plate of tofu. The tofu here is very tender." "Don't eat!" "Don't eat anything?!" "What is this place?" "The town in front is Shenglong Town, and this place is called Hero Bian." Looking up at the sign on the door of the store, it is a natural color paulownia wood board with "Hero Bian Beef Shop" written in black ink. , densely packed.Uncle and Lantou reluctantly went into the store again, and Lantou even threw me a pack of cigarettes on purpose.Standing under the cliff, I recognized that it was an inscription. Many handwritings have been refuted, but the content is probably that when Chuang Wang Li Zicheng was stationed in Shangzhou, his wife gave birth in the town in front of him. Officers and soldiers suddenly rushed to encircle and suppress them. One of Li Zicheng's subordinates, Li Yi, fought with the Ming soldiers here. Like Li Kui, he also used a broad ax to chop 200 enemies in a row.After the officers and soldiers retreated, he cut off the left ear of each deceased, strung them with ropes, and hung them on the rocky cliff.I can't help but sigh: Is a hero just a massacre?Li Yi chopped two hundred people with an axe, he is a hero, his uncle has hunted for half his life, he is also a hero, now a beef shop, are all the people who come to eat live beef also heroes?Two people came behind, they were the customers who had eaten in the store just now, and they seemed to come to read the inscription, but one said: "Do you live here? In the row of shops on the east side of the backyard, there is a new bitch, so tender Very, but the tits are big!" One said: "Are you a prostitute again? Be careful your wife finds out and fights with you again!" The other said: "I told her clearly, is it fun to sleep with a bitch? People will call the bed, With you, am I a traitor? My wife said, call the bed, who can call the bed? But when we started, she patted the edge of the bed with both hands and shouted: "Bed, bed! I kicked it in anger. She kicked away. Isn't it the same, wife and whore are two different things!" I hurried away from them and sat on the roadside stone to smoke.

The uncle and the rotten head finally came out of the store belching, and the rotten head seemed to be asking: "What do you think?" The uncle said, "The meat is not rotten." The rotten head said: "It really works, I have to bend over now." I'm walking with my back bent." Sure enough, the rotten head bent forward, laughing.Uncle looked at me, a little embarrassed. "Shouldn't we be eating here," he said, "Ziming doesn't want to, I'm afraid even wolves will laugh at us!" Rotten said: "Wolfs, tigers and leopards don't eat carrion either!"

I looked up at the earthen platform again, and suddenly thought, the wolf must have been lying there, and it must not have been lying there once or twice, to witness how people cut meat from live cows piece by piece.And is the wolf howling heard on the riverboat the wolf that came here to lie down? Is it howling to complain about what happened to the cattle, or is it a curse to the people who cut and eat the live beef? !Shangzhou is a poor mountainous area. It has long been heard that there are many shops selling wild game in various places, but since a series of wild animal protection regulations were promulgated, these shops have come up with such a way to attract customers!Walking towards my uncle and Rotten, my uncle bent down and picked a branch from the roadside to pick his teeth, and asked me, "... Are you still itchy?" The poison is gone!" But my hemorrhoids seemed to be getting worse. I didn't want to tell him all this, so I tried my best to walk back into the store and took pictures of the mountain turtle cover hanging on the wooden beam in front of the stove, Sheep skulls and hideous hares were skinned, and a large pile of cow bones standing in the corner of the backyard was photographed in the backyard, as well as the incomplete live cow that had been slaughtered until it was bloody.When I took a picture of the boy, the boy was cutting the ear of the cow with a knife. He looked at me to take the picture, and then stopped, standing upright and making a smile. There are two lumps of red meat on his cheekbones. The eyes are as small as fingernails.When I left the store, the owner came to respect me with a cigarette and said, "Thank you, sir, give us more publicity!" I raised the camera, and with a click, I took a picture of his face, and said in my heart, my wife's mouth, He has the mouth of an old lady, with a mole on his mouth and a long hair on the mole, just wait, I will get the evidence and disclose it in the newspaper, and I have to tell you to close your restaurant!

"If it's a disaster year, this restaurant can sell human meat buns!" I said, "Uncle, there must be wolves who often come to that earthen platform, let's live in Shenglong Town, and then we will definitely take pictures if we stay here." with pictures of wolves."