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Chapter 30 Commons (and mother fields)

Maqiao Dictionary 韩少功 745Words 2018-03-19
Apart from talking and eating, Maqiao people love to talk dirty on the ground.All kinds of obscene words can be so bold that you can be dumbfounded.Even the most common things, such as radishes, plowshares, poles, caves, wells, hills, birds, mortars, grasslands, stoves... everything can arouse their associations and become an excuse or comparison for them. Repeated jokes and stories ignite hilarious hilarity.Especially when planting seeds in the ground, their rambunctious verbal hooliganism is even more rampant. My sister pushed me to walk quickly, making me look like a slippery loach. Loach likes rice soup best, and it is slippery when it gets into human soup.

... This kind of song is quite elegant during the planting season. It cannot be sung in normal times, and the government prohibits it, but it is encouraged by the people during the planting season, and the cadres pretend not to hear it.Wan Yu said that this is called "Shame Land", so the more you do it, the better.Land that has not been smelly is dead land, cold land that refuses to grow seedlings and bear seeds. According to the views of Maqiao people, land and fields are different, land is "common land" and field is "mother's field".Planting seeds on the ground must be done by women; planting seeds in the field must of course be done by men.These are all important measures to ensure a good harvest.The seeds are ready to go to the field, so the work of soaking the seeds must be done by men, and it is taboo for women to come close and take a look.

For the same reason, a woman's temporary sex on the ground is allowed and justified, and to receive some kind of unwritten praise. It is not so much an entertainment activity as a production struggle, which must be done with due diligence sacred mission.Some female educated youths are not used to it. When encountering this kind of situation, they will inevitably dodge and be awkward, frowning and plugging their ears, which makes the local women disappointed and unable to get up. Transfer to other places to do work. I have seen with my own eyes the rampant behavior of women on the ground, such as pulling a young man to the ground, tearing off his pants in a hurry, throwing two balls of cow dung on his crotch as a lesson, and then scattered with laughter .Of course they don’t treat educated youths like this, but they often harass you a little bit, such as sitting on your straw hat and letting out a wave of laughter, or calling you over to ask you to guess a riddle, and then making another wave of laughter.You were so flustered that you didn't understand what the riddle was, but from their wild laughter, you already knew that you don't need to guess this riddle, and you absolutely must not guess it.

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