Chapter 15 Fourteen, it's time to cut the braids

Silly Er opened a martial arts gym and has been teaching these two apprentices.The apprentices are all children of wealthy families, and the money for learning art and extra filial piety are enough for the silly couple to make ends meet.He devoted himself to passing on his skills, and when the two apprentices met such a rare teacher, they naturally learned their skills seriously.A few years have passed, and I have actually learned thirty-six styles of braiding skills in one hundred and eight styles. Off, it's like having a braid.Before Silly Er could find out the reality, one day, the fat Zhao Xiaozhuan ran in with his head in his arms.Let go of your hand when you enter the door, the hair on the back of your head is blown out like a feather duster.It turned out that he ordered a group of soldiers to push him to the ground at the gate of the city, and cut off his braid.

Silly Two was furious: "You didn't hit them? What's your kung fu!" Zhao Xiaozhuan said with a mournful face: "I was hungry, and I was eating crispy rice at a small stall. Suddenly, a soldier hugged me by the waist. Before I understood what was going on, several soldiers came up and pressed me to the ground. Before I knew why, I was so confused. It was cut." "Wait? Wait! You don't whip 'em with your braids!" "The braids are gone, why not..." "Bastard! You don't understand the rules of the Qing Dynasty. If you cut off the braid, you have to behead!"

Jin Chrysanthemum interrupted: "You are so angry and confused. Isn't the Qing Dynasty over?" Silly Er was startled, then realized that it was the third year of the Republic of China.But he was still full of anger, roaring: "Who are they? Are they new troops? I'll go find them!" "It's so chaotic right now, I can't tell which route it is from. They said they were coming to find you. A skinny man also said that he wanted me to send you a message, and he wanted to come to your door for revenge." "Revenge? Revenge? What's his name?"

"He didn't declare his name, and he didn't see his appearance clearly. He has a hoarse voice, is tall and slender, and is as thin as our Tang Xiaozhui, with one eyeball that looks like..." Just as he was talking, someone shouted outside: "Fool, get out, the third master is here to pay you!" Along with the shout, there was a group of men booing. Silly Er opened the door and went out, only to see a skinny guy, wearing the uniform of the foreign gun team in the "Patrol Battalion", standing ten feet away, behind a group of soldiers wearing the same new military uniform, shouting and laughing and booing. Second, I don't know who it is.

"Look again—you don't even recognize your third master? Or are you afraid of your third master?" The skinny man said in a crazy tone. As soon as Silly Er saw the dazzled eyeball on his left that was neither gray nor blue, he immediately thought that it was the glass flower from back then, and couldn't help but feel moved. He heard the glass flower shout: "Recognize it, as the saying goes, 'A gentleman takes revenge, ten years is not enough. Late'. In the year of Gengzi, the dead Cui, who once harmed your third master, reported to foreigners and told the Boxers to be divided into five horses, and he was also an outlet for your third master. However, the root of your ruin is still your braid. Today My son, the third master has learned some skills and will meet you. Before making gestures, let me show you a hand--" He lifted his front skirt and took out a jet-black guy. It turned out to be a "single-handed" small foreign gun.

As soon as Silly Er saw this thing, he immediately lost all strength and couldn't hold his breath, as if he wanted to diaper his pants.The feeling when the braid was interrupted outside the south gate appeared again.At this time, I only heard the glass flower say: "Look up!" He raised his hand and took a gun to hit an eagle in the sky, but he missed, and the eagle was so frightened that it flew away into the slanting stab. Several soldiers booed: "The third master has not come home these two times. He must not learn kung fu, but just slept with his wife!" The glass flower said: "Don't think it's too close to shoot a bird, shoot a big living person one by one. Idiot! Let's agree, you ask me to shoot first, if you have the ability, use your dog's tail, like a whip Like Kui Yi's clay marbles, pull out my foreign gun, third master, I will invite you to "Qishilin" in the Zizhulin French Concession to have foreign food at noon this afternoon. You know, third master, I am always fun It's a new thing, if you don't play it well, it may not hit you. If you don't hit it, you're lucky, and I promise you won't do evil things to you in the future; if you hit it, you'll have to cut off that dog tail on your head immediately , just like your third master--" As he spoke, he took off his hat, revealing a crew cut.

The soldiers laughed and teased: "You asked people to cut off their braids, so why eat? People just say this tail is bluffing people's money!" "Third Lord, it's not enough for you to ask someone to take a shot first, just give him a German drill!" "Third Master, you have to aim the gun, don't shoot it crookedly again, you'll hurt your face, haha!" Seeing Sha Er standing opposite, Glass Flower was in a daze, why? She didn't have any airs.In this way, the glass flower became even more energetic: "Stupid, don't say anything, if you want to admit pussy, get the hell out of here, the third master will never shoot you in the back!" A foreign gun with a copper shell is stuffed into the barrel.

Silly Er looked at the foreign gun, turned around and walked into the yard suddenly, and closed the door. Tang Xiaozhuan and Zhao Xiaozhuan saw that the master was frowning and their faces turned pale, not knowing what happened.There was a burst of shouting from outside the wall: "Fool, fool, god whip! God whip, cut pigtails!" The shout continued until dark.The soldiers left, and there were still a group of children learning to call. God Whip Silly Er didn't make a move, so he admitted to being planted by the glass flower, which is really confusing.Everyone outside knows that Glass Flower has been wandering outside the customs for many years, and has just returned to Tianjin. With some money tucked in her waist, she planned to open a small foreign goods store.Unexpectedly, they ran into Fei Laifeng again in the Xiangtao shop behind Hou's house.It turned out that after the fall of the Qing Dynasty, Mr. Zhan was furious, and the grandmother insisted on selling Feilaifeng back to the Xiangtao shop. After such a toss, the person lost his bright energy, and his face was full of wrinkles, all relying on paint and makeup.Glass Hua showed her loyalty and spent all her money to redeem Fei Laifeng as his wife.I went to the patrol battalion to be a soldier, and I was paid to support Fei Laifeng.He has a muddy head and rough hands, so he can't learn any tricks.This foreign gun was borrowed from the platoon leader in charge of the camp, so it is considered good if it is not taken down.Today, I just wanted to have fun with Sha Er, and make him feel strange. Why is Sha Er so powerful, why didn't he even say a hard word, and went back to the nest after losing his ass? After thinking about it, he understood Well, it was this foreign thing that shocked him.So as long as the camp was free, he borrowed a small foreign gun, put it on his waist, and accompanied by a few local rascals, came to the silly second door and yelled. Throwing bricks, silly two just stay behind closed doors.They picked up a piece of white ash and drew a big bastard on the door of Sha Er, and the tail of that bastard was Sha Er's magic whip.The painting that humiliated the whip was on the door panel, and the fool did not come out to wipe it off for more than half a month.Could it be that this idiot is not at home?

One day, Glass Flower ran into Zhao Xiaozhuan on the street, and went up to catch her.Without her braids, Zhao Xiaozhuan is powerless, like a pigeon whose wings have been cut off, not only can't fly to the sky, but it can catch it as soon as it catches it.Glass Flower asked him what his master was doing at home.Zhao Xiaozhuan said: "My master has already kicked me out, and I haven't been there for half a month." Glass Flower didn't believe it, so she pulled a few earthen sticks, pointed a small foreign gun at Zhao Xiaozhuan's back, escorted him to the door of Sha Er's house, and forced him to climb up the wall to have a look.Zhao Xiaozhuan had no choice but to climb up and look inside. What a strange thing! The doors and windows of the three rooms were tightly closed, and there was no movement at all.The chickens, dogs, and geese raised in the yard were all gone. Glass Flower and the others were curious when they heard this, so they boldly jumped into the yard quietly, licked the broken window paper with the tip of their tongues and looked in, ah, the room is completely empty Then, only a few fat mice gathered on the kang and gnawed on something.

Oops, silly two scared away! Why did the idiot run away in fright? Never mind him, he ran away anyway. Glass Flower kicked open the door, and asked someone to take off the big "God Whip" plaque on the beam, take it to the yard, and hit it with a small foreign gun. Unfortunately, his marksmanship was inaccurate, and he couldn't type the two characters, so he had to walk to In front of it, a hole was punched in each of the two characters "Divine Whip".