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Chapter 45 Chapter 10 3

looking for unparalleled 王小波 1980Words 2018-03-19
Now let's talk about Wang Xianke.We said that when Boss Sun went to the toilet, Wang Xianke and Boss Luo were talking, and when Boss Sun was forked back, they were still talking.Father Wang An was full of food and drink, dozed off, leaned on the chair, and the saliva was dripping on his crotch continuously, creating an image of incontinence.Although Boss Sun felt that something was wrong, he didn't know who to send his wink to.Later he started coughing, but immediately called a servant, stuffed a large piece of cough mint into his mouth, and said in his ear, do you have a donkey's hair stuck in your throat?Do you want me to pick it up for you?Boss Sun had no choice but to keep silent, although he had already seen the men at the door pretending to be waiters, entering the living room one after another, and winking at each other, looking very strange.At this time he thought: I am not the only one in this room, but three people, and it is not just my two eyes, but five eyes.Why do I have to watch it?This is the case with Boss Sun.

Boss Luo has been chatting with Wang Xianke, but his eyes are on Caiping.Caiping sat on the armrest of Wang Xianke's grand master's chair, smiling and winking at him all the time, sometimes bowing down to show him his breasts, and sometimes raising his legs to show him his thighs; she was very familiar with these things, because she Been a prostitute.But she didn't expect these methods to have such an effect, because Boss Luo got carried away, lost the brake on his mouth, and started talking nonsense.He said that Wushuang (actually referring to Caiping) was originally a small family jade in the workshop. Although she was ashamed, she was raised in a boudoir and no one knew her.Fortunately, Wang Xianke and Wang Xianke were cousins, and the two had a childhood sweetheart and made a marriage contract.So it's finally a famous flower.Later, when Wang Xianke returned to his hometown, Wushuang's family suddenly suffered misfortune. Both parents were infected with the epidemic and couldn't afford it. In other words, they died of the plague.Wushuang had no choice but to sell herself to bury her relatives, and so on.Although this set of stories was inspired by Caiping's charming smile, dimples, and sometimes tearful expressions, he finally came up with it himself.But he didn't think he was making up a story, he thought he was remembering it.And we also know that Boss Luo can't tell the difference between making up stories and recalling old events.

Boss Luo had a very good explanation as to why they didn’t tell Wang Xianke when he came to look for Wushuang—Miss Wushuang was doing a cheap job at that time, we couldn’t say it.It is completely made up as if it were real; he has achieved such success, of course because he thinks that Wang Xianke's head suffering from amnesia is equivalent to a pumping horse, and he can pee in it, and he can do it, which is very reassuring and bold-this It's like a comparison, just like the modern history teacher in our university, who said one way today and another way tomorrow.Sometimes the handouts are not accurate, and the lectures are the standard, and sometimes the lectures are not accurate, and the lectures are the standard.If you ask, he will ask you whether I understand modern history or you understand modern history. This kind of argument is shameless, because we want to get credits from him, and he treats us like toilets—— Because he became more and more energetic in compiling, it felt a bit like Bai Letian got Yang Yuhuan's dream and made up a song of eternal regret for her.Wang Xianke listened to it once, and there was still something he didn’t understand, so I asked him to explain it again (Wang Xianke didn’t understand: Since it’s a bad story, why not make it up farther away, why do you have to say it’s in Xuanyangfang, it’s easy to misunderstand) , but when you hear it the second time, you can taste it.It turns out that it is in Xuanyangfang, so that I can make myself into it.Boss Luo gradually described himself as a role like the queen in Water Margin, and a matchmaker in Romance of the West Chamber.Slightly different from the above two, the role Boss Luo assigns to himself is always controlled within the witnessing distance of all love affairs between Wang Xianke and Wushuang, so it also has a hint of obscenity.This story has been compiled to this point, and you should also find that Boss Luo has no idea what is true or false. Change.As Wang Xianke listened, his teeth began to fight, just like when I read the book "Dream of the Red Chamber" by Rotten Sour Pear.At the same time, he also felt that he had seen all of Boss Luo's bad intentions, and that the problem had been solved, so he slammed the table vigorously, and shouted: Enough!Aren't you ashamed to make up such bullshit stories!

Wang Xianke used all his strength to slap the tabletop with this slap.Of course, he had his own price, and later got tenosynovitis.Dad was woken up by the patting, and Boss Sun looked up, and saw Wang Xianke's evil face.The two people instinctively wanted to stand up, but they were held down.Dad was an old Anan, he was more brave, but he still struggled, and was beaten with a sap, just to the point where he was half-conscious and could speak but couldn't stand up.This was all done by Wang Xianke's servants.We know that Wang Xianke is not too rich and wants to save everything, so when he came to Xuanyangfang, he did not go to the employment agency to hire servants, but borrowed some men from the boss of the underworld.These people are very ugly as waiters, just like those staff in our national restaurants (except joint venture restaurants), but they are very good at playing sap.And they like to hit the old man's sap the most, because the old man is their enemy in the first place.When Boss Sun saw this, he became honest.Boss Luo didn't understand, and asked, "Brother Xianke, how did Wang and Sun offend you?"May I talk about love?But Wang Xianke ignored him, and shouted to Wang and Sun, "you two stay calm, and the surname Luo will ask you again after you finish asking."If you are dishonest, hum!If you want to be chopped into pieces, you can decide for yourself.Caiping clapped and jumped high and said: "If you want to chop off the old guy first, he will beat me in the morning."Boss Luo felt something was wrong when he heard this.Although Caiping is still smiling, he no longer finds her cute.

Boss Luo's feeling at that time told us a truth, don't talk, too many words will inevitably lead to loss.Take this incident as an example, let him say later that Caiping is not Wushuang.After a while, let him say that Caiping is Wushuang.After a while, it will be said that Caiping is Wushuang.No matter how hard I study and reform my thinking, I can't keep up with the situation.The best attitude is to be humble and wait for you to tell me who she is, and I will never even follow suit.In such matters, I always follow the attitude of the Greek philosopher Socrates: "I only know that I know nothing".Since Socrates is not afraid, I am not afraid of others saying that I am a fool.

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