Chapter 36 Chapter 8 4

Wang Xianke already knew the story of Wushuang's family.Boss Hou told him.Boss Hou is not as smart as Boss Sun, and his mind is broken again, and he talks about everything.Wang Xianke found this story very tragic.The most tragic scene was that Wushuang was sitting on a wooden stake, still talking hard, and a child came to ask her: Sister Wushuang, sitting like this all day, is her butt numb?Wushuang said: What is this?I practice this all day, one practice is all day.Sit on a hard bed first, then practice sitting on soybeans and walnuts.I have practiced both steps.In the future, I will practice sitting on broken glass and nail boards.Do you know why?I am going to get married.Picking a daughter-in-law now depends on whether the butt is hard or not.The mother-in-law with a hard butt said she can sit still and is a good daughter-in-law.In fact, this is also nonsense.But I want to marry my cousin, we are good, I have to save face for him.In the future, as soon as I entered the door of his house, my aunt stretched out her hand and found that my buttocks were like a piece of iron; I tried it with a basket of walnuts, and when I sat on it, it was all broken.My aunt had nothing to say, so she had to point her fingers and say: She is a good daughter-in-law!In the evening, my cousin said: Wushuang, you are good enough friends, you didn't let my mother talk about me.I'm sitting here now, practicing my butt.If someone came to ask: Sister Wushuang, why do people slap you on the mouth?Why are you tied up?She said, this is also for my cousin.If I marry him in the future, my aunt might slap me on the mouth.do you know?Xi Fu will always be beaten by her mother-in-law, no one can do anything about it.If it is still like I am now, if someone gives me a little, I will give her a little too, that would be bad.So I let others tie me up here and slap me, it is to practice the skill of not fighting back.This is when she gets tough.When I couldn't bear it anymore, I started to cry and said, "How can I survive?"Dad is dead, mom is gone.If I hadn't waited for my cousin, I would have crashed off this pillar long ago.When the official media heard this, they cheered up and said, "Little bitch, you have a good idea."You jump your head down, and I can do the job too.You died early and passed away early, I will report the damage to the goods.Come on, don't be so timid.But Wushuang said, aunt, my cousin will come to see me.The matchmaker got angry when she heard this, picked up the bamboo pole and hit her on the mouth, cursing: "Nonsense!"Where do you have a cousin?Your cousin is long dead.Just jump!

When Wang Xianke thought of these things, it was the sunset time, and he saw a lonely rabbit on the roof.Apart from it, there is not a single rabbit left in Xuanyangfang.We know that there are two kinds of animals whose sex is very difficult to guess, one is a cat and the other is a rabbit.So I don't know if it is male or female, but I can tell it is very old.Its hair used to be white, but now it is light yellow.Now it always wants to climb to the top of the roof, hoping that the kite will catch it.But the kite knew its tricks early on, so it just didn't come to catch it.They would rather fly dozens of minutes to Waifang to catch the rabbit than to catch it.Wang Xianke knew it because it was one of the rabbits he first put on the roof.It was also the one that often appeared in his dreams.Wang Xianke always wanted to comfort it, but knew it couldn't hear it, so he had to say silently in his heart, hoping that the rabbit could understand telepathy:

Rabbit, I know you complained that I put you in the room and ignored it.I admit that this is a wicked thing I did.But my life is not easy, who do you ask me to blame. So Wang Xianke cruelly left the rabbit alone, thinking about Wushuang. When I used to live in the basement, sometimes I felt lonely and difficult, and I thought: there must be someone, or something, who should be responsible for my existence, so he should also be responsible for my current distress.So I complained to him (you can call him my God, my Patronus, or whatever): Look you put me in a place full of idiots!How can I live!After thinking about it this way, I quickly got a response: You can stop nagging.I'm also bothered.

There used to be an old blind Homer in Greece who liked to tell stories about Troy.In the story, the warriors of Techeng and the warriors of Athens are fighting to the death.The heavenly god of war, Cupid, supported one side, and the queen of gods and Athena supported one side, and they fought to the death.The differences between us and the traitorous party are everywhere in heaven and earth.In that story, the ancient warriors were seriously injured, and when they were about to die, they complained to their own gods: Why did you leave me alone.But God said, the treacherous party here is so powerful that I can hardly save myself, and I have no ability to save you.I deeply admire Mr. Homer's poetic talent, and there are also sequels.After sending it, it was returned to the office.The leader looked at it and said that this is a typical symptom of schizophrenia, so they sent someone to call my brain.Faraday, it's not good to invent something, so he went to invent electricity.It's killing me.

Since the advent of electricity, our people have been much more careful in their speech.There will never be another work like this.We know that old guy Socrates is very tough. After he made a mistake, you let him eat a few poisonous carrots, and he ate them.But if you let him touch the switch, he may not dare to stop.