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Chapter 20 Chapter 5 2

looking for unparalleled 王小波 1900Words 2018-03-19
Just because the warden said so, he made a serious mistake.The result was that the warden was not successful, and he burned a fire in the kitchen for a lifetime.Originally, only model prisoners could not burn their tongues.These people are either the teachers of the Guozijian, or the officials of the imperial court. They are full of correct ideas, and they don't use the place to go to the court.When a person like this goes to prison, he is unable to think clearly at first, crying and making noises, and has to do patient and meticulous ideological work.After getting through, he behaved very well, making noise all day long and exposing other prisoners.On the day of being killed, at 5 o'clock in the morning, he called out: I must be punished for my crimes!Your Majesty!

If you want him to save some effort to shout in the execution ground, or rather, don't make your voice hoarse now, and you can't shout in the execution ground, you have to wear a bit for him.But this Yu Xuanji, who is both homosexual and sadistic, is fundamentally wrong.Letting this kind of person out is obviously looking for trouble.Listen to what she said in prison: I accidentally strangled Caiping to death.Being beaten and fucked like this, is it okay for her? All day long, people keep telling people to plead guilty and obey the law, but I don't know if it's annoying or not!

Such an awareness, although it will not strangle her to death now, anyway, she cannot be allowed to go abroad for further studies, because going out will definitely talk nonsense.The experienced jailer knew that it was not good, so he informed the executioner that when the execution cart left later, he would ask Yu Xuanji to read the four words "confession and subjugation", and hit his head with a stick every time he said it.If he did this, Yu Xuanji might say that he pleaded guilty, or he might not say anything, because he was stupid or missed.Either way, it's better than what came out later.But the executioner thought: only pay for strangling her, not pay for beating her head, this can't be done.Besides, if she was beaten until her head was covered with blood, no one would hire us if they saw her.Such a mistake caused a big leak.The executioner was very polite to her because she paid so much.Only the person who was in charge of the shoulder pressing was missing, so he tried to punish her in a different way.When they met, they said, "Xiangu, although the warden said that the bondage will be exempted, there is no precedent for this.I can't bear it.After discussing for a long time, it was decided that it was necessary to tie it up, and tied the hands together in front.So they took her to the execution ground.Sitting in the car, she chatted nonsense with the executioner all the way:

Uncle, I am a big fool. Can't say that.Your poems are well written. That's one aspect.Other aspects are really stupid. For example, I have been romantic all my life, but I ended up in prison.Thank goodness, this time it escaped. Fairy, what do you mean by that? I mean, thank goodness there was a triple-strangled death sentence instead of a life sentence! This is talking to the hangman with the noose.The executioner who was in charge of the bundlers wanted to spoil her fun: The three-strangled life is also uncomfortable, the strangled rolls the eyes, and the veins pop up on the temples.

Yu Xuanji said, that's nothing, just let it jump.do you know?I actually had a colony of pubic lice that I just scraped off this morning.If I knew it was so powerful, at least I had to scrape it in.Compared with life imprisonment, I would rather die by a thousand knives. The executioner who bound the people thought, what kind of model prisoner is this, full of liberal ideas in his head.You will receive whatever punishment the country assigns you. Will you be allowed to pick and choose?And the palm twister also criticized her, saying, Xiangu, it's not right to say that.We took your money, how could we stretch out your eyeballs?Talk about professional ethics.She also blatantly said: The food in the prison doesn't smell bad after eating.When the execution ground was approaching, he panicked and said: Just now the warden said that he should say a few words to subdue the law when he was about to die.Please help me as a staff member, what should I say then?

No one would be willing to help her with such words, thinking it was unlucky, so she evaded and said: "Xiangu, we are uneducated, so we can't think of it."Think for yourself. I was in a panic.If it weren't for the enema in the morning, this would have been bad. The executioner who tied the people thought again: Is this called a model?He couldn't stand the test at all, and his studies in prison were wasted.You can't teach anything, just let her make a fool of herself.A majestic love poet, if he can't even plead guilty and obey the law when he is dying, then he will be ashamed and conspicuous.

According to the conversation above, Yu Xuanji didn't expect to make trouble in the execution ground.She cherishes the title of model prisoner and wants to play the scene of pleading guilty and obeying the law well.You have to know that it was the prosperous Tang Dynasty at that time, everyone was very enlightened, and no one wanted to make trouble.But it is indeed difficult to think of the words of pleading guilty and obeying the law.I have personal experience of this.As far as my memory is concerned, the public opinion is very good. Whether it is a telephone number book or a dictionary, I can recite it fluently after reading it once.But I couldn't remember a word of my confession.For example, when I lost my mind at an intersection, ran a red light, was caught by the police, and my bicycle was impounded, someone inspired me to say:

Have you ever studied? I can only say: learn it! What did you learn? I'm dumb.In fact, it should be said at this time: At the crossroads, look at the second and third pass.After answering this sentence, everything is easy to say.Even if he said: Then you committed the crime knowingly!You just hit your head and say: No way.With a pig's head, remember to eat but not beat.After saying this, at least five yuan less fine.In fact, what is political study?It is to learn the words of pleading guilty and obeying the law.Anyone who has studied it understands that they should be ready to confess their sins and submit to the law at any time.I always remember these words, but I can't remember a word when the time comes.Not only me, but others too.If this bad habit can be corrected, the world will be peaceful.Yu Xuanji committed this problem when he was killed.What's more, she has a lot of things on her mind, one after another:

I was starved and thin in prison, not plump enough.They should be asked to buy padded bras. Also: Uncle, you said that I will roll my eyes after a while.Can you buy me a pair of sunglasses? Look, what do you want to call it?Shouldn't you think about committing crimes and violating the laws of the country?Just talking about it like this, it annoys everyone else.What's more, before people strangle someone to death, they have to be lucky and calm down.You can't just chat all the time.Someone scolded her and said: If you are not satisfied, go back to prison.When she heard this, she cried out:

Uncle!I did pay for it.Don't leave me alone! Because of the sentence of going back to prison, she only has one thing to worry about when she arrives at the execution ground: Uncle, can you guarantee to strangle me to death?Can you guarantee that you will never go back to prison?
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