Chapter 18 Chapter 4 4

The time in Youyangfang was the happiest time in Wang Xianke's life.This is not only because he found Caiping and lived a stable life, but also because he knew who he was looking for and got rid of Buridan's misery as a donkey.It is said that there was a donkey on Buridan Island. When he saw two haystacks, he wanted to graze on the two haystacks at the same time, but he starved to death between the haystacks.Wang Xianke wanted to find Yu Xuanji for a while, and Wushuang for a while, which was Buridan's donkey. Although Wang Xianke found Caiping, Wushuang's whereabouts are still unknown.It turned out that not long after Wang Xianke returned to Shandong, there was a military riot in Chang'an.Wushuang's family took refuge outside the city, and when they reached the gate of the city, they encountered rebels attacking the city, and local ruffians took advantage of the chaos, causing chaos there.At that time, Caiping and Wushuang's family were separated, and after the chaos settled down to find them, the whole family disappeared without a trace.Not only could no one be found, even the neighbors did not recognize the existence of this family.It was a very odd thing.Caiping has no food and clothing, so she has to do this job to make a living.After finding Caiping, Wang Xianke lived with her.But he still misses Wushuang, whose whereabouts are unknown.

Wang Xianke had already completely remembered about that period of time.He remembered a time when he was like a pair of stallions matched to mules, often pulled out to mate (Wu Shuang said, cousin, try again, it's the last time).His master still had a whip in his hand (Wu Shuang said, you don't do it, I will tell my mother about it!).Caiping said that during that time she often talked to him with her lips, always saying "it doesn't hurt".But Wang Xianke never found out.This is not only because he is in a trance, but also because he has not been trained as an agent and cannot read lips.

This is how Wang Xianke made his fortune: One day, he took a homemade crossbow and shot rabbits in the street. The scene was really beautiful.His crossbow was a wooden stick with grooves carved on it, and a lot of bamboo pieces used as crossbows were stretched on it. It looked weird and ugly.If you hadn't seen him shoot an arrow with it, you'd have thought it was a clothes rack.Because Wang Xianke was not a carpenter, he didn't feel ashamed to make any junk.But he did shoot so well that he could shoot a rabbit hopping from house to house with the touch of a hand.At that time, many people gathered around to watch, and some helped him chase the rabbits.Suddenly someone shoved him again and told him to talk in the alley.It turned out that the man wanted to buy his crossbow.Wang Xianke felt that there must be a misunderstanding, so he said: My dear brother, only I can shoot this crossbow. If you take it, you can only shoot your wife into a one-eyed dragon.That person told him to stop worrying about it.One hundred dollars, whether you like it or not.That guy looks very vicious, and he is not a good person at first glance.Wang Xianke felt that he should not offend him; besides, one hundred yuan is not a small sum, so he sold the crossbow.In the evening, someone came to order his crossbow again and paid the advance payment.Later, he stopped shooting rabbits and specialized in selling crossbows; he also said that now that the rabbit plague is rampant, selling crossbows is also participating in the struggle to exterminate rabbits.In fact, he only needed to inquire about it to know that those crossbows had flowed into the underworld and shot many people to death.But he just didn't ask.

As far as I know, too many people can be a great disaster, not at all under the disaster of rabbits; of course, I don't mean to start some kind of struggle to destroy people-this kind of struggle can only be waged by great people.When Wang Xianke came to Chang'an last time, there were not so many people in the city.Back then the streets were clean and people dressed decently.When I go to the street, whether I ride a horse or a car, I feel that the street is very spacious.Now it's terrible, no matter where you go, it's always a scene full of people.Wheel on wheel, horse's head on horse's back, mess everywhere.So many people also have the problem of defecating indiscriminately.Seeing this kind of situation, everyone has a kind wish, that is, they hope that a big millstone will fall from the sky, leaving themselves in the millstone's eyes and crushing others to death.There are already so many people, and everyone is still struggling to survive.Even a 70-year-old lady who has been menopausal for 30 years is now pregnant.This is all because everyone has seen that there are too many people in the city, and I am afraid that the government will issue an order that no children are allowed from now on, so hurry up while it is still possible.A kind man invented a condom made of fine calfskin, but no one would wear it.Because the craftsmanship of cooked leather was not up to standard at that time, the thing was shriveled, like a dried loofah.When you use it, you have to tie it to your body with a strap, otherwise it will fall off.Men say that wearing it makes a woman less like a woman and more like a vice.Women say that wearing it makes men no longer look like men, but like rolling pins.This is also true.But it will take at least a thousand years until vulcanized rubber is invented and soft condoms can be made. I really can't wait.Under such circumstances, Wang Xianke sold crossbow arrows for shooting people, which is considered a meritorious service.

Wang Xianke really made his fortune by selling dog-headed arrows.This kind of arrow has to be ordered half a month in advance, and a dozen costs 10,000 yuan.It was always in the middle of the night to pick up the goods. The buyer handed over 10,000 yuan, and after Wang Xianke ordered, he brought out a large copper plate.There was a big dog's head dripping with blood inside, the skull was split open, and twelve crossbow arrows were inserted into the brain.If you don't know, you will think it is a strange food when you see it.In fact, as long as one hits, no matter where it hits, within a month, the eyes will turn red, everyone will bite, and finally die of hydrophobia.It turned out that the dog was a mad dog, and the arrow was infected with rabies.At this time, he and Caiping lived together. There was a big backyard in the house, and there were many cages in the yard, all of which were mad dogs.Those dogs barked so much that the neighbors couldn't live in peace.Wang Xianke was condemned by his conscience for doing such a thing.Sometimes I would ask Caiping: Do you think I have broken my conscience now?Caiping comforted him and said, neither bad nor bad.You are far worse than Miss.

If you want to say how bad Wushuang is, Caiping can only say it is colorful.She has been Wushuang's girl for so many years, she has a lot of bitterness to pour out, and she will tell it anytime and anywhere.Whenever Wang Xianke heard her say such a thing, even in the middle of making love, he would write it down.He is always inseparable from a pen in his hand, writing wherever he can find it.So his house in Youyangfang was quickly written like the house in the small inn in Xuanyangfang.Besides, Caiping often asked him: Mr. Mrs., I'm going to take a bath.Look at me Is there anything else you want to keep?It was only then that Wang Xianke went to find a small book and copied it one by one on Caiping's chest, back, and buttocks.These records played a big role in finding Wushuang later, and I will mention it later.What I want to explain here is that although Wang Xianke made this kind of arrows to sell, I still like him because he is my own.It is also because the people shot to death by that kind of arrow are also triad figures.That kind of person doesn't want to die in the first place, and death is a good thing.Besides, I know there is a reason why he earns such money.He has to go back to Xuanyangfang to find Wushuang.You can't do this without a lot of money.To do such a thing, it would not be possible without Caiping.Now that he has money and Caiping, he still needs a plan.And it takes a lot of time to come up with a plan.