Chapter 15 Chapter 4 1

When I was a child, I often had this kind of dream. First, I dreamed of a flood beast, which frightened me to death.Suddenly remembering that he was asleep, he woke up from the dream.Later, I encountered a scourge and a beast, and was scared to death again.After thinking about it carefully, if I still didn't really wake up, or fell asleep again, I woke up again.Sometimes I wake up five or six times in a row before returning to the real world.It's all because I sleep too much.People say that I fell asleep with my eyes half open, my eyes turned white, my hands on my chest, and my breathing was long. From any angle, I looked like a dead body.Of course, I can't see this scene myself.But I do believe it.Because I have often seen dead bodies, I think they are very kind, so they are not bad like dead bodies.I don't know what Wang Xianke looks like when he is asleep, but I think he probably looks like a dead body.Because he, like me, is prone to wandering into dreams without knowing it.Even seeing someone else in a dream with red hair, green eyes, and a nose below the mouth does not arouse alarm.Finally, when I met a monster with blue face and fangs, I couldn't beat him anymore, so I began to reflect hard: When did I fall asleep again?At the same time, the monster had already pushed him to the ground, gnawed him from his feet, and even ate his butt.

As far as I know, Wang Xianke is the same person as me, always wondering if the world in front of him is a dream, so he doesn't know whether to take it seriously.If others want to verify whether they are dreaming, they bite themselves.But this doesn't work for me at all.This is because I fell asleep like a dead body, and dead people don't know pain at all.Sometimes when I wake up, I find that I have almost eaten my chin, and only then do I feel the pain.If I want to wake up from the dream, I have to figure out when I fell asleep before I can jump out of the dream. This is the only way.

But this method is sometimes useless against Wang Xianke.As soon as he fell asleep, he fell into darkness and couldn't remember falling asleep at all.The only surefire way for him was to test his sanity, to see if he could add seven to five.This time he chose the method of taking the square of 2, but this method is extremely stupid.If I am awake now (of course, it is also possible that I am writing this novel in a dream, this needs to be verified), I know that the square root of 2 is an irrational number, neither can it be exhausted, nor will it encounter obstacles. Counting; but there will always be correct new numbers emerging, endlessly.Wang Xianke fell into this trap.Just as he was trying to identify the world in front of him, Boss Sun appeared with his father and asked him to pay for the guest room.But he said, I will talk to you when I figure it out.But the old man and Boss Sun rushed up, grabbed his arms one by one, carried him outside Xuanyangfang, and told him that if he dared to go to Xuanyangfang again, his legs would be broken.Then they went back to the workshop and announced that Wang Xianke was not only a pervert and a loafer, but also a madman.Now his problem has been solved, and everyone can live and work in peace and contentment.

When Wang Xianke was kicked out of Xuanyangfang, he was penniless and in a trance.It was late autumn and early winter, and it was quite cold.So it is very worrying that he will freeze and starve to death.But he passed the winter safely, and in the second year, he still weighed more than 80 kilograms.This incident tells us that we must not underestimate the ability of people to adapt to various environments. Now we can talk about Wang Xianke's whereabouts after he left Xuanyangfang.Xuanyangfang couldn't live anymore, so he went to the nearby Youyangfang.It was a notorious neighborhood.The door of that square was not closed all night, and there was no door at all.There is a red lantern hanging at the door of every house, and prostitutes live in every house.There is the red light district of Chang'an.The gentlemen in Chang'an City don't even admit that there is such a square or district in the city, but this does not prevent them from going there.They also say it wasn't a red-light district just three years ago.But why it has become a red-light district now, no one can say.When Wang Xianke arrived at Youyangfang, he felt very hungry, so he ran into a house and said to the people inside, I am very hungry, please give me something to eat.They really gave him something to eat.It was dark after eating, so he slept under the eaves of others.So people said, there are no guests today, so come in and sleep, don't be embarrassed.From the second day on, he ran errands for others and mixed bowls for food.The hostess said, it is rare for such a decent man, if only he is willing to be a bastard.They all want to marry him.

Regarding the situation of Youyang Fang, we can also add the following: This Fang has neither a gate nor an official, and there are many arrowheads inserted in the old wall, all of which are rusted and muddled.If you dig it up and sell it as scrap iron, no one would dare to take it, because it is the ordnance of the Tang Dynasty, and buying it is a capital offense.There are still many large holes in the wall of the square, and none of the seventy-two squares is like this.But why this is so, no one can tell.If you ask why you can't explain clearly, Chang'an people will say: some things are not clear in the first place.If it is an irrational number that the square root is endless, then Youyangfang is an irrational number.Sometimes I can't sleep at night, and I want to run to that square, which is an unreasonable action.After being unreasonable, forget it as soon as possible.

We have said that Wang Xianke looks very decent, with the appearance of a fairy.Although he was so poor that he begged for food, his clothes were clean.In addition, his mouth is very sweet. When he sees a girl in the brothel, no matter what she looks like, he always says: You are so beautiful!I'm going to faint.At that time, I don't know how many prostitutes wanted to commit suicide for him, but Wang Xianke was not a bastard.Although he felt that what he was doing in front of him was just a cameo in a dream, he refused to be a bastard.If a scholar is a bastard, he will be expelled from the school, and his children and grandchildren will not be able to stand up. It is too terrible; so he can't do it in his dream.Apart from this, he is willing to do everything else, including washing the underwear of prostitutes and pimping at the gate of the workshop.The pimp's mouth has also been practiced, listen to his speech:

Young young woman, passionate, unrestrained, family style! Or: the image of a pure girl, tranquility, innocence, a mimosa! The prostitutes in the workshop said that Xiaoer (Wang Xianke is now aliased as Xiaoer) can open a pimp company.But Wang Xianke didn't start a company, he didn't want money, he only wanted to take care of food, clothes, and sleeping places, and he didn't even need a share of the river.He doesn't even do free entertainment.Some prostitutes said that if they could sleep with Xiao Er, they would do whatever they paid for.But he didn't even do the tipping.Over time, everyone felt that there was something wrong with him, either eunuch or gay.Someone advised him to open it up.This is the enjoyment of life.But he said nothing.Even when the prostitutes were doing things in front of him, he didn't respond to them.Others thought that he had high morals, just like Mr. Cheng Er in the Song Dynasty, who had prostitutes in his eyes and no prostitutes in his heart, and never dreamed that he was calculating the square root.At that time, he had calculated more than 200,000 digits, and he couldn't write them down on paper, so he remembered them all in his heart.With so many things recorded in the big head, the little head can only get down.As far as I know, people who worry a lot are most likely to get this disease.I sometimes do bad things in my dreams, for example, murder and set fire, but I never rape women.It's not because I'm dreaming and being bound by morality, but because I know that I have to get up to wash my underwear before dawn after doing this kind of thing.When dreaming, the mind is not completely confused, knowing that some things cannot be done.The same is true of Wang Xianke.It's not that he keeps himself clean, but he's afraid of washing his underpants.Of course there are other reasons, but this one is the most important.

Later, Wang Xianke said that the time in Youyangfang was not important in his life.Because at that time he didn't know whether he was asleep or awake, and he didn't know what he was doing.So what he did at the time is irresponsible now.Even if he killed someone at that time, he still doesn't pay for his life now, at most he can accompany him with some money.I agree with this brilliant idea.When I jumped in line in Shanxi, I also thought I was dreaming. In winter, there was a white wind blowing in the sky, and we were terribly cold. Five or six boys got into the same bed, as if homosexuals were in orgy.Who's to say it's not like a dream.The next morning the coat rolled off the top of the quilt and froze in the pissing basin, which was a complete nightmare.At this time, the northwestern wind outside is not at level 8 or level 7, and the temperature is not minus 30 degrees, but also minus 28 degrees.Who dares to go out without a coat?Had to light a fire in the house to boil the urine.The smell was so horrible it blew out both my eyes.Because I feel like a dream, I stole the chicken, and I am not responsible now.

Wang Xianke spent the winter in Youyangfang.In the spring of the second year, the rabbits in Xuanyangfang multiplied in large numbers, and they climbed over the wall of the workshop and entered the boundary of Youyangfang.When they came, there was a large and mighty team, and the Youyang Square was full of women, it was really hard to resist.Wang Xianke had no choice but to stand up and fight against the rabbit.There are a lot of rabbits in his hometown, and children started shooting rabbits when they were wearing open crotch pants, so he has a good way of dealing with rabbits, hitting them with a slingshot and shooting them with bows and arrows, and he can shoot several baskets every time he escapes.The rabbit meat was sold cheaply, and the rabbit skin was dyed and sold as fake mink fur. After earning some money, he moved out of the prostitute's house and rented a house by himself.Occasionally, I also do odd jobs in prostitutes' homes, but it is no longer for making a living, but for friendship.

In Youyangfang, Wang Xianke often dreamed of Yu Xuanji, and dreamed that she was sitting in the small patch of sunshine in the middle of the hall.At this time, he no longer felt that Yu Xuanji was also a dream, but something like memories; or, to him, dreams and memories were already inseparable.Maybe nothing really happened at all, just deeper dreams and shallower dreams.In a deep dream, Yu Xuanji was sitting under the sun, his hair had turned into strands of flax.There are many cockleburs, many thorns, and many thorny grasses on the straw.Those things stuck in the clothes and couldn't be removed by hand.Yu Xuanji wanted to avoid the grass thorns, so he had to shrink into his clothes.She closed her eyes.But this time Wang Xianke opened the cell door and walked in. This time he wore a mask on his face.Hearing Wang Xianke cough, she raised her head and called uncle.But after seeing the mask on Wang Xianke's face, he sighed again, turned around with difficulty, bent his face towards the wall, and supported the ground with shackles and twisted hands, like a piece of furniture on the ground, with his buttocks Towards Wang Xianke.Wang Xianke stepped forward and pulled down her pants.When Wang Xianke got in, she hiccupped.So someone next door knocked on the wall and said: Xiaoyu, what are you doing?She replied: Fuck it.After hearing such a question and answer, Wang Xianke also felt very ashamed.But immediately he remembered that it was in a dream, and he was not ashamed.

As we said, Wang Xianke felt that he knew nothing about the relationship between men and women.Now he still feels like he doesn't know anything about it.Although he can remember that he raped Yu Xuanji many times in his dream, it is still in a dream now.Nothing in the dream is real.Maybe when I wake up from the dream, everything is forgotten.