During the Jianyuan period, Wang Xianke went to Chang'an City to look for Wushuang. According to himself, Wushuang looked like this: short, with a round face, wearing a small gown with half sleeves and half shorts with half trousers, and his hands and feet were covered by the sun. Tanned, with sparse eyebrows.She combed her hair with two small brushes, and stepped on a pair of slats under her feet, making rattling noises wherever she went.As far as this appearance is concerned, it can be said that it is impossible to distinguish between men and women.So no one else knew who he was looking for.Wang Xianke had no choice but to add shyly, although that Wushuang was a tomboy, but his little butt was sticking out high, so he knew it was a girl at a glance.In addition, she has a big mouth and a loud voice, especially when she sees someone who is absent-minded, she will sneak up from behind and yell in his ear, at such a close distance Inside, her voice is enough to burst people's eardrums.She also has a pony that often comes out on horseback, shooting a slingshot from the horse's back.Her projectiles are made of copper, and when they hit a human head, they are capable of tearing flesh.If it weren't for the people at that time who had thick hair, they could even punch out their brains.Because of her slingshot, neighbors often walk with iron pots on them.And she always rides on the horse with her legs crossed, which is a big problem for girls.A character like this female overlord must be well-known far and wide.But when Wang Xianke inquired about Wushuang in Xuanyang Fang, everyone said that he had never seen Wushuang.

Wang Xianke went to Xuanyangfang to look for Wushuang. Xuanyangfang was a large courtyard surrounded by a three-foot-high adobe wall.Originally it had four gates, but three of them had already been sealed.So you can only go in through the north gate, so everyone feels safe.There is a large willow tree growing inside the square wall, but the willow tree has died long ago, and even the bark has been stripped off, and there are bug feces under the tree.In the middle of the square are two streets, one horizontal and one vertical, with shops on both sides of the street.There are bosses living in the store.Everyone knows each other.Everyone's business is not good.In Xuanyangfang, no one cares about your affairs unless you offend someone.If you offend someone, the offended person wishes you to die sooner.Or if you walk carelessly, step on a peg board, a hole will be pierced in the sole of your foot, and then you will get tetanus; or you will be bitten by a mad dog and die of rabies.He'd be happy if you could die without him having to lift a finger.If you keep refusing to die, he will forget you.

Wang Xianke said that he lived in Xuanyangfang before.Although he left for three or four years, the scenery in Xuanyangfang has changed, but he can still recognize the general idea.He could even vaguely recognize some people.For example, he can still recognize Boss Hou, who runs a woolen yarn shop, and Wang An, an old official.But these two gentlemen looked at Wang Xianke for a long time, and finally said: I have never seen Wang Xianke before.Not only that, the two of them also felt very unhappy when they told Wang Xianke that they knew them.This is because they both have very distinctive features: Old Wang An has only one right eye, while Boss Hou's chin is so short that the lower lip cannot reach the upper teeth.In fact, it is very reluctant to say that Boss Hou has a so-called chin. He just has a sarcoma on the top of his neck.Because there is no chin, Boss Hou's upper teeth are all exposed, and he is often exposed to the cold wind. He often catches cold and hurts, and cannot eat hard things.Some people say that Boss Hou's teeth are exhibits.Because neither Wang An nor Boss Hou can be regarded as beautiful men, when they heard Wang Xianke say, "You two have extraordinary respect, so I can still remember it after many years", they all hated to death.After breaking up with Wang Xianke and returning home, Boss Hou said to his wife: That little boy humiliated me in public!Mom, I don't know him.If you know it, say you don't know it.

This happened in the evening, but it was in the morning when Wang Xianke first arrived at Xuanyangfang, and met the gentlemen in the workshop.In the morning, Boss Hou saw Wang Xianke leading a white horse running around in front of an empty yard in the middle of the workshop, so he stepped forward to question him.As soon as he asked, he said that he was Wang Xianke from Shandong, and he came here to find his cousin.Boss Hou asked again, who is your cousin, Wang Xianke said: She is Wushuang.Boss Hou said, we don't have Wushuang here, so you can go.Wang Xianke got angry and said, "You haven't even listened to my words, how do you know you didn't?"He almost got into an argument with Boss Hou in the street.Fortunately, Wang An's father came over at this moment, smoothed things over and said: Boss Hou, it doesn't matter if you let him finish the sentence, let's see what else he can make up.At the same time, many people gathered around, all with serious faces, as if they wanted to ask Wang Xianke for a debt.Wang Xianke felt guilty and said: Are you going to hold my criticism meeting?The old man rolled his eyes and said: It doesn't matter if you understand it this way.I have done nothing wrong, and I am not afraid of ghosts calling the door.If you didn't come here to steal something, you wouldn't be afraid of holding a criticism meeting.Wang Xianke said, what do you have that you are afraid of being stolen?Dad said, I can't tell you this.Let's talk about your unparalleled one.While talking, Father Wang An took out a small notebook and a writing brush with running water, and put on a posture of recording a statement in a yamen.Wang Xianke continued to talk about his Wushuang, and couldn't help but stuttered a little.At this moment, he wanted to get close to Boss Hou and Dad Wang An, but both Boss Hou and Dad said they didn't know him, which made him feel very annoyed.

Wang Xianke has grown into a big man, wearing a white robe of tussah silk, with a pink face, he looks like a fairy.When the gentlemen in Xuanyang Fang saw him, they had a sense of deja vu, but they couldn't remember his name.This Wang Xianke was indeed suspicious. He said he came to look for Wushuang, but he couldn't find Wushuang's door.He said that the empty yard in the middle of the square was Wushuang's original home, but everyone knew that yard was an abandoned nunnery.When others say "guest, you remember wrongly", he starts to mess around: I remember correctly, it's here.It seems that the Wushuang family has moved away.You just have to tell me where to move.Boss Sun, who runs an inn at Fangdongtou, said, Sir, is your cousin a nun?Wang Xianke got angry and said, "Your cousin is the nun!"You say that this courtyard was originally a nunnery, but I don't believe it.Did you see it? There are two big stones in front of the door.How can there be such a nunnery?

After Wang Xianke said this, everyone felt that this matter was a little strange.In front of the gate of this courtyard, there are two large stones for mounting horses. These two stones for mounting horses are carved from white marble, one meter square, in the shape of a chair, with patterns carved on all sides, and each weighs about a ton.Not to mention stone materials and carvers, even transporting them from outside the city is troublesome enough.If it weren't for the officials and eunuchs to put on a show, why would they want this thing.And no one can recall ever seeing an old nun come out of the courtyard with beads in her hands, and jump on the back of a horse from one of these two stones.Such a scene is not impossible, but it is very strange.Moreover, this scene is very strange: Buddhists say that horses are their brothers, so they would never ride a horse.Wang Xianke raised this question, and everyone was at a loss for words.But everyone still clearly remembers that this is a nunnery.The story about this nunnery is this: in the past, Guanyin Bodhisattva was enshrined in this nunnery, and the incense was very prosperous.The wives of many dignitaries and dignitaries in Chang'an city come here to offer incense.Later, the nuns in the nunnery didn't abide by the clear rules, became jealous, and killed people, so the government closed the nunnery.After hearing these words, Wang Xianke was dubious.Everyone told him again that maybe you remembered the wrong place.Maybe Ling cousin doesn't live in Xuanyangfang, but in another square.You have to know that in the seventy-two workshops in Chang'an City, several of them have exactly the same appearance.After hearing these words, Wang Xianke himself said that he might have made a mistake in his memory, so he got on his horse and went to another workshop to look for it.This was the first time Wang Xianke looked for Wushuang in Xuanyangfang.The gentlemen in Xuanyangfang mentioned this incident later, and they said this: I sent the boy away with three sentences; I felt very happy.Only Wang An's father was unwilling to be reconciled, and felt that Wang Xianke was acting suspiciously, so he shouldn't just let him go like this.Even if he really came to look for his cousin and found the wrong place, judging from what he said, that Wushuang is not a good thing.A girl riding a horse with her legs crossed must be a whore when she grows up.These two dogs and men want to get together, what good things can they do?He should really be detained and questioned.