Chapter 2 Chapter two

In the first month of 2009, a tsunami of overwhelming cold air swept across Shanghai.The biting cold wind howls between the skyscrapers. The humid cold air that Shanghai people are proud of all the time seems to be covered with sharp and tiny ice crystals, blowing on people's faces is like being subjected to countless operations. The knife cuts the same.But in Gu Li's words, "it feels like doing Dr. Brandt's microdermabrasion every day."When Gu Li bought the first bottle of microcrystalline scrub from Jiuguang Department Store, we were all terrified of this top-notch skin care product that is said to be full of diamond powder, because when Nan Xiang and I tried it under Gu Li's instigation Afterwards, we all thought it was too sharp, so masochistic, it felt like my whole face was bleeding.Therefore, those who can say that "diamonds are the eternal favorite of women" must have never tried the high-tech skin care products contained in this small jar.

But for Gu Li, this is a kind of enjoyment, "If you don't want your child to be a wolf, if you don't want to grind your skin, you won't be able to get on the court."For the pursuit of beauty, Gu Li always treats himself like a guinea pig in a laboratory.She is willing to try any high-tech, even some strange folk remedies that seem completely unreliable, she is not afraid of righteousness at all, just like Liu Hulan who is facing the guillotine.I once watched her drink a green, sticky, rotten thing like asphalt and still say to me without changing her face, "I eat this stuff like smashing bat and toad carcasses together in a juicer and then crushing them." It tastes the same when it is mixed with durian juice" - at this point, it is really difficult for me to resonate with her, because my life has not been so bizarre that I have tasted the taste of durian mixed with bat and toad juice? ? ? ? ? ?Or, the calmness with which she repeatedly slapped herself with a blank face left me and Nan Xiang far behind.Although in the end Tang Wanru was bewitched by the theory that "slapping the face helps blood and lymphatic circulation, thereby promoting skin youthfulness", but after Gu Li slapped her hard twice, Tang Wanru was heartbroken. The crying disturbed Jianxi, who was reading a book on his bed, 120 meters away from our dormitory.

I, Nan Xiang, Gu Li, and Tang Wanru, four of us wrapped in black overcoats, braved the cold wind full of tiny ice crystals, and walked through the once lush and now barren grass outside the church.A thin layer of transparent ice formed on the dry and yellow grass, which was hard and slippery when walking.Gu Li and Nan Xiang supported me from left to right. To be precise, they carried me, who was drunk, to the church door.Tang Wanru walked behind us. She walked two steps and slid three steps, and kept saying "I was frightened, I was frightened???", the word "scared" in the last sentence hadn't come out yet. , I heard the sound of a heavy object falling to the ground.Obviously, our Ruru fell down.But the breaking point is that we heard her last sentence "I was shocked??? (I was fertilized)".Gu Li rolled his eyes and walked forward without looking back: "You have a good idea."

The churches in Xujiahui have always been so beautiful.Ever since I was in elementary school, I have fantasized about having a wedding here one day, walking across the long, white marble floor in the center of the church.After knowing that I went to high school, I found that this place hardly accepts any external activities-unless the government comes forward to approach. And now, Sogo's funeral is held here. But for this, we have no surprises.With the strength of the Consrarily Group, or in terms of the influence of Gong Ming's father, Gong Xun, as long as he wants, he should be able to open a hot pot restaurant on Mount Everest, or buy the area around the Xujiahui Church. The real estate properties are all bought.

Who says money isn't everything?When there are things you can't do with money, it's just because you don't have enough money.Just like a game that Gu Li and I never get tired of playing: ——How much money are you willing to drink Tang Wanru's vomited preserved egg porridge? ——Go to hell! --one million? --Why do not you go to hell! --Ten million? ——? ? ? ? ? ? — 100 million? --I drink! Behind the Xujiahui Church is an open space known as "the last piece of golden land in the city center", which is now surrounded by a construction site wall.It seems that the rich consortium has made an appointment, its name echoes the future world-like skyscraper Shanghai Center in Pudong, called "Xujiahui Center", and this sharp silver-white building will soon become the newest building in Puxi. the tallest building.

There is always an illusion that the land of Shanghai is approaching the sky every day. Countless buildings are like towering giant trees that have been enchanted, growing crazily towards the universe, piercing higher and higher. The thinner the day. The reddish-brown church exterior wall is covered with a coat that has been precipitated for a hundred years. Time is like layers of sand on the bottom of the river solidified on the huge building, wrapping everything in a thick and sad beauty. Countless leaden-gray clouds were swirled by the strong wind and swept across the sky overhead, and the steeple of the church was like a sharp paper knife, tearing these clouds into long strips.There has been such a continuous sound like cutting cloth in the air.

Time, life, love and hate, grievances, blood relationship? ? ?They all disappeared into the whistling north wind covered with sharp ice crystals amidst the continuous rushing and cutting sounds. I stood at the door of the church, and through the aisle between the pews on both sides, I could see a huge three-meter-high black and white portrait of Chongyou on the altar of the church at the end. In the photo, he is clean and cheerful, even smiling slightly.The sharp eyebrows always look very energetic, his eyes are a sea under the quiet night, and the outline of the chin is modified by light gray shadows to create a serious and heroic look.

I stood at the door of the church just in time to hear the bells ringing from the high church roof.I stood at the end of Chongguang's gaze, separated by a vast and boundless world surrounded by clouds and fog. A month ago, he said "marry a chicken, marry a chicken, marry a dog, follow a dog" and dragged my hand to hit a pole in the snow; he wrapped his Hermes scarf around my neck; he frowned and complained that he couldn't drink champagne Then he turned and picked up a glass of white wine (????); he stood in the snow and rang the bell; he knelt on the ground and hung the little presents one by one on the Christmas tree. Tang Wanru blushed with the hem of Armani's underwear protruding above his belt; he rolled up the cuffs of his shirt halfway, and the fluff on his small arms glowed soft light gold under the light; he was wearing thick wool socks, Walking on the floor is as silent as a lion; his laughter is like the first ray of light illuminating the room in the morning; Tell an old story.

But now, he is just a black and white photo. In all the years to come, he was only in this world, leaving only such a photo. He could no longer make a sound. He can't call me by my name, he can't say hello anymore, he can't even smile "hehe". He could only use this slightly sad but warm smile, looking tired and lonely at the world where he stayed for a short time like a person who had finally finished telling the story. My eyes were bloodshot and swollen rapidly.I couldn't help standing at the door of the church and "wow", even though Nan Xiang and Gu Li pinched my waist hard as soon as I cried out.I had to stop acting like a lunatic—or rather, a crazy assistant with a hangover.

In the blurred vision, Gong Ni and Kitty passed by me. When he passed by me, he turned his head and looked at me with a blank expression, like a stranger he had never known.His gaze was as cold and piercing as the wind outside the window.His eyes were as cold as a forest wrapped in heavy snow. kitty didn't even look at me.She and Gong Yi, like two nobles, walked past us in exquisite black velvet serious dresses. I don't understand what's wrong with this. 【One month ago】 Two hours ago, I was in the snow in Shimao Manor, watching writer Sogo and fashion editor-in-chief Gong Yi, whom countless young girls in China are crazy about, threw snow balls at each other. The exquisite family crest pinned to their chests Let the two of them be enveloped in a pink vibe of "Brothers Forbidden" that we had imagined in our heads.

And two hours later, I fled on the train bound for Nanjing with the crazy woman next to me with bundles of pink cash in her bag.And now, I'm sitting opposite the two of them—Nan Xiang and Xi Cheng.I think the theme song of my life must be "You Are Really Fucked", and it is also a moving version sung by Tang Wanru herself. The train was traveling in a misty snowstorm.The scenery outside the window is no longer countless high-rise buildings.The bare brown fields were covered in whistling white debris.The cold makes the world look depressed. Fortunately, the car is warm with air-conditioned hot air.The sweltering heat can sometimes make people feel safe. My head is still faintly suffering from the tearing pain just now.Fortunately, Nan Xiang's face has come out of the shadows, and now her face is shrouded in a warm yellow light.To be precise, by my side, and we, with a knife-like gaze, hated Xicheng sitting opposite us.He still had an indifferent look.It made people want to pull his hair and slap him twice - of course, the premise is that he doesn't fight back.But both Nan Xiang and I knew that when he got impulsive, he would hit anyone, whether it was a man, a woman or a female doctor, so we didn't dare to make a mistake.Back then, she dragged a senior girl who bullied Nanxiang in the school by her hair for a hundred meters on the ground. We all know the scene of that girl's face being scratched and bleeding, screaming and begging for mercy on the ground. I vividly remember that we all thought that woman would die. A minute ago, when I saw Xi Cheng appearing behind Nan Xiang, I lost all hope, I thought I fell into a succubus Here, I don't understand what kind of drama these two people are playing. And a minute later, when Nan Xiang followed my terrified gaze and turned around.After seeing Xi Cheng standing behind her, she stood up coldly and said to him: "What are you doing here?" After she finished speaking, she paused, and added, "Get the fuck out of here." It is obvious that Nan Xiang is not with Xi Cheng, so I breathed a sigh of relief from the bottom of my heart.But at the same time, I also felt a huge sense of guilt. I found that my trust in Nanxiang for so many years had been disintegrated bit by bit, and I soon felt uncomfortable again.You know, the relationship between me and Nanxiang back then was really stronger than the foundation of the World Financial Center. It would be difficult for a million heavenly soldiers and generals or thirty-four Tang Wanru holding badminton rackets to separate the two of us. Break up.Thinking of this, I suddenly feel very sad.I stretched out my hand from under the seat and shook Nan Xiang's hand firmly. After Nan Xiang explained to me her astonishing words that "Xi Cheng went to Gu Li, I told him to go" that was enough to scare Cixi to sit up from the grave and patted his chest, I wished I could take the water in the paper cup. splash her.But I was timid, afraid that she would pull my hair, so I could only take a sip, and then said to her: "Can you fucking stop playing like this? Do you think you are writing the ending of a novel serial? Damn, No one talks like you." Nan Xiang gave me a blank look, and said, "It's you who listened to half a sentence and started thinking about it, okay? At least you listened to someone finish the sentence." I thought about it, and indeed I was a little too dramatic.In fact, the whole thing is far less complicated than I imagined. Back then when Xi Cheng gambled with some scum in the society, and when he lost money and was chased and beaten, he asked Nan Xiang for money, but Nan Xiang didn't want to talk to him.Xi Cheng has been stalking, and repeatedly said something like "Don't your sister wear gold and silver every day, you ask her for it!".After this happened many times, Nan Xiang was enraged, and said bitterly, "Do you think everyone is as stupid as me? Give me what you want for so many years. Gu Li and you are not related , she is not your girlfriend, why should you help me? Giving a dog is better than helping you. The dog can wag its tail and stick out its tongue. What else can you do besides ruining others? You? If you have the ability, ask Gu Li yourself Yes, try to spoil Gu Li like you spoiled me. If you have the ability, make Gu Li's belly bigger and then kick her! You don't even know how the hell you died, how dare you? If you touch her, she will crush you to ashes! Do you think all the women in the world are as cheap as me? They will do all kinds of dirty things for you? I'll kill you, Xicheng, and you fucking look in the mirror yourself. You are a louse-ridden dog!" Of course, after saying these words, Nan Xiang was slapped heavily on the spot.Xi Cheng tilted his head, raised his hand to wipe off the blood from the corner of Nan Xiang's mouth with a half-smile, and then said with a vicious smile: "I just want to try!" Take these words to heart, because in Nan Xiang's heart, Gu Li is the Statue of Liberty holding the torch on Manhattan Island, she is the Golden Saint Seiya, she is the queen wielding a whip, let alone blackmailing her, even asking her to borrow money Be careful.So she would never have expected that Xi Cheng would really drug Gu Li afterwards. So, when she heard that Gu Li and Xi Cheng had slept together, she never thought of the scene that happened in the first place.When she heard "Gu Li and Xi Cheng are in bed" on the phone, she felt thunderous, and the person who called her was Tang Wanru. "Why do you even believe Tang Wanru's words! She still insists that she is as thin as Jolin Tsai, do you believe it too?" That's why Nan Xiang, who was furious at that time, poured a glass of red wine over Gu Li's head at Gu Li's birthday party. "Do you know how much that dress Gu Li wore that day?" I suddenly remembered the spectacular scene that day. "Don't tell me!" Nan Xiang's eyes were clouded with fright, and his face was pale. "It wasn't until you all left that Xi Cheng told me why he and Gu Li had sex. I was going to chase Gu Li to apologize, but at that time her father" Nan Xiang looked at me, hesitating to speak.I nodded, I understand.But to be honest, this matter really has nothing to do with Nanxiang. To anyone with a normal mind, Nanxiang's words would not be understood as "Go to **** Guli and try it out." what". "Do you think I want to apologize to Gu Li?" Nan Xiang replied melancholy. "Of course not!" I shook my head desperately. I didn't need to close my eyes to imagine how Gu Li would make trouble if she was told that there was such a drama back then.She is Bai Suzhen, if she is happy with medicine or drunk, she will flood Jinshan Temple.So, I repeatedly warned Nan Xiang not to dig her own grave if she had nothing to do, and let this matter be buried forever. "I haven't seen you much since the birthday party. What have you been doing all this time?" I stretched out my hand and held Nan Xiang's slender and cold fingers. "Busy about grabbing money." Nan Xiang looked at me with a pale face. "Don't run the train with your mouth full, I'm not kidding you." I suddenly couldn't continue speaking halfway through.Looking at Nan Xiang's tense face, I suddenly remembered the bundles of pink banknotes in her bag, and my heart suddenly fell into a deep submarine canyon as if swallowed by a sea monster. "What are you doing with so much money?" I asked Nan Xiang in a low voice. She lowered her head and said nothing.I asked several times before she raised her head, her eyes were red. "In fact, my family has no money for a long time. My tuition fees have never been paid, and I have been borrowing them all the time. I can't graduate." Nan Xiang and I were head-to-toe, we didn't speak to each other. Sitting across from us was Xi Cheng, who looked at us coldly as if reading a joke, with a stern expression on his face, at least in my opinion.Every time I see his face, although there is a kind of unrefined and charming feeling, but when I think of him, I feel sick in my heart. Nan Xiang's description is extremely accurate, he is a dog full of lice. I stood up and said to Xi Cheng: "Give me your mobile phone, I want to call Gu Li." Xi Cheng sneered, and took out his mobile phone to me, "I don't guarantee that she will pick up my phone number when she sees it." I stood up, went to the toilet of the train, and called Gu Li. I think if anyone can solve the current mess of tableware, it must be the golden saint - Gu Li. But I didn't know that when I stood up and walked to the toilet, Xi Cheng looked at Nan Xiang coldly, he smiled sarcastically, and said, "Nan Xiang, you really know how to act, but you don't have to pay for this kind of trick. For the tuition fee or something, he can just lie to a heartless yellow-haired girl like Lin Xiao." Nan Xiang looked at Xi Cheng, the expression on his face gradually froze.Her face, which is as beautiful as a fairy, now looks like the wind and snow outside the car window, exuding a forceful vigor.With a blank expression on her face, she slowly said to Xi Cheng: "If you dare to say a single word to Lin Xiao and Gu Li, I'll be a ghost and I'll dig out your eyeballs. If you don't believe me, try it." "I haven't tried too many things. Didn't I also try the good sister you mentioned?" Xi Cheng crossed his legs and said with a smile: "I really tell you, it's very cool." Nan Xiang didn't speak, he gently picked up the boiling hot water on the table, and poured it towards Xi Cheng, his movements were graceful and gentle, just like watering the delicate roses on the window sill.But Xi Cheng seemed to have guessed that she would do this, tilted his head slightly, and splashed a glass of water on the back of the chair. Xi Cheng looked at the indifferent Nan Xiang opposite, and said with a smile: "Nan Xiang, do you know that we learned a word in elementary school called "femme fatale". Emerge your face, really, you are synonymous with 'femme fatale'." Nan Xiang pinned her hair behind her ears. Under the warm yellow light, her face had a perfect and almost false beauty. She showed her white teeth, and her pink and delicate mouth was gently pursed into a smile, and she said to me: "You know, in my mind, every time I think of a word, I immediately think of your face, and you have a synonym, which is, "son of a bitch." Looking at our earth from a silent place in this distant universe.It has always been spinning so lonely and silently, a small ice blue tear, mellowly solidified in this boundless vastness.According to the cartoon, those who came from extraterrestrials and destroyed the earth are called apostles, and the apostles are all numbered.And human beings are the last one, the eighteenth apostle.The last apostles who destroyed the earth have crowded the world densely since millions of years ago. They are like countless wriggling worms, unconsciously and instinctively spitting out black venom.Wrap up this earth airtightly and wait for one day to explode together into star fragments scattered in the universe. Countless secrets are like restless sunspots, rolling up waves of violent solar storms, sweeping across the small icy blue planet. In the winter night of Sheshan Manor in the World Trade Center, there is a serious sadness. This kind of desolation comes from the loneliness at a high place, or to put it simply, it comes from the desolation after the unattainable price filters out the crowd - if there are as many people who can afford the World Trade Center Sheshan as there are people living in Cuizhuang, then Shanghai has already exploded. But now, several delicate-faced people wearing prada and dior sat in front of the huge French windows without saying a word.From the time I left until now, no one from them has contacted me. Of course, at this time, I was far away on the train to Nanjing, and I was terribly frightened by Xi Cheng's handsome and wicked face.When I left, I naturally didn't think that I would leave Sogo's birthday party and just walk away, so, naturally, the party was ruined by me. Sogo sat in front of the floor-to-ceiling windows, covered with a camel's hair blanket, and kept texting on his cell phone.However, they were sent out one by one, but there was no report of successful delivery, and each one was "suspended".Almost every minute or two, he would pick up his mobile phone and make a call, but what he would always get was that cold female voice with a strong electronic taste: "The call you dialed is temporarily unavailable." Gong Ming called Kitty over, and said to her, "Check the rental company and license plate number of the car we called just now, and ask where Lin Xiao was sent to." Kitty nodded, and started calling the property management to adjust the surveillance video. Gu Yuan hugged her gently from Gu Li's back, and he leaned his face against Gu Li's temple. The atmosphere in the whole room was oppressive. At this time, Gu Li's cell phone rang, and everyone turned to look at her. She turned the cell phone over and saw the caller's name: Xi Cheng. When I was hung up by Gu Li for the fourth time, I was angry.I hid in the small and smelly bathroom on the train, eagerly expecting my best friend to save me, and at this dire juncture, the computer repeatedly hung up on me-of course, I think she It's already considered polite, if I were her, I would immediately shut down the phone when I saw a call from Xi Cheng. After I couldn't resist calling for the fifth time, the call finally got through.Before I could speak, Gu Yuan's low voice came from the phone: "What exactly do you want?" Before Gu Yuan hung up, I used all my strength to shout to the phone: "Gu Yuan, I'm Lin Xiao, don't hang up, don't hang up, don't hang up!!!!!!" (Later Gu Yuan described to me my voice at that time, he said he thought I was giving birth????) I briefly told Gu Li about the problems Nanxiang and I were facing on the phone. Because Nan Xiang had no money to pay her tuition, she took a part-time job in a nightclub to accompany someone to drink (Gu Li: "Fuck, she thinks she is the heroine of a third-rate TV series?"), and there happened to be a man who was about to lose all his hair. The man with a greasy face opened his briefcase and showed off the bundles of money inside.But in fact, the money is not his at all, but the current money of the company he works to pay for the insurance, which must be sent to the insurance company the next day.And according to the law that a blind cat will always meet a dead mouse, this man fell in love with Nan Xiang and insisted on taking her out for supper.So, when Nan Xiang and he walked out of the nightclub and walked onto the pedestrian bridge to cross the road, the man vomited out with a loud wow, and then fell drunk on the ground.At that time, there was the most unconscious man in front of Nan Xiang, and bundles of pink banknotes. To be honest, no one can withstand this kind of temptation.Just like the exhausted Tang Wanru who was trained by his father suddenly saw someone else's soft kingsize mattress, what can you blame Tang Wanru who suddenly fell down on someone else's bed? "So she pushed that man off the flyover, murdered him, and then fled with the money?" Gu Li asked me furtively in a low voice on the phone. "I thank your sister. We are talking about Nanxiang. Do you think such a delicate woman can do such a thing? We are not talking about Tang Wanru!" I replied angrily. "Of course I'm talking about Nanxiang, if it's Tang Wanru, I'll ask you if she murdered this man, poured sulfuric acid into a pile of coke and buried it in a cornfield outside Songjiang. " "What you said makes sense," I nodded lightly, "Nan Xiang just took out that person's cell phone and threw it away, and then ran away with that person's money—of course, he came to find me. However, that man called the police after he woke up, and it is estimated that countless policemen are looking for her. She dared not turn on her phone, and I also pulled out my phone card. The police will definitely find you to exchange with Tang Wanru, Gu Li, think of a way!" "You mean to find a way to prevent the police from finding Tang Wanru?" "...Gu Li, I have no doubts at all. When you lie in the coffin, you can still be calm and joking!" "Of course, I won't raise my hand 'I'm still alive' until the last nail is driven in. Well, you and Nanxiang stay in Nanjing now, and I'll take care of the rest. I'll go find the man first." Yes, with Gu Li here, there is nothing I can't handle. It's nothing if you rob the money, as long as you don't kill him." After hanging up the phone, Gu Li stood in the living room, looking at a group of people who were almost staring out of their eyes, with a particularly puzzled expression.And Tang Wanru fell weakly on the sofa, leaning on her chest with a pale face, looking exactly the same as when she found out that she had gained two kilograms during the last physical examination.But while she looked like she was about to die, she kept stuffing grapes into her mouth, and she ate smoothly, without any delay. Gu Li raised his eyebrows; "Why are you looking at me like that? Lin Xiao and the others just stole hundreds of thousands of cash and fled to Nanjing. It's not a big deal. What about you?" And if the atmosphere at this moment is not weird, then the atmosphere in the whole room in the next second seems to be Harry.Potter uttered a "Screw to death!" spell.Because, Gong Ming, yes, it was the Gong whose surname Consrarily became a living teaching material, walked in calmly and indifferently from the gate. In the process of him slowly walking from the door through the living room into the bedroom, while flipping through the documents in his hand, he raised his eyes, looking slowly and nonchalantly at Gu Li, Gu Yuan, Neil, Lan Jue, etc. The faces I had seen passed by, and at the same time, I was still talking to the three people who looked like bodyguards and assistants who came in in black suits: "Take this proposal to the people in the advertising department tomorrow, and then you call Rocky sent a copy of the contract that needs to be signed from the company to my room tomorrow, and let these people out who don't look like they know what they are doing." The whole process was smooth and smooth, and seven seconds later he disappeared at the end of the corridor and turned into his own room. Gu Yuan and Gu Li looked at each other expressionlessly with their mouths open. As for Gong Ming and Chong Guang, with their heads down, they stood awkwardly in the living room without moving. When Gu Li got into Gu Yuan's car, he slammed the door hard: "I've never seen such an arrogant person! I thought your mother, Ye Chuanping, was already unbearable. Compared with Gong Xun, you Mom is Miss International Friendship—and she even wears a wreath around her neck!" Halfway through the speech, she turned her head and looked at Gu Yuan, who was holding the steering wheel still and rolling her eyes at herself, and said, "Why are you rolling your eyes, I'm not here I'm talking about your mother, I'm talking about Gong Xun!" Gu Yuan snorted twice, and said, "Come on, Gu Li, when Gong Xun walked into the room, your eyes were shining brightly. Isn't it your dream to become someone like him, sitting in private every day?" The planes are all over the world. In the morning, He Qingjiu went to Egypt to bask in the sun in the morning in Japan. In the high-end hotel, he exchanged American and French words, saying that when someone calls your mobile phone, it will always be transferred to voicemail, and There are assistants in suits and leather shoes around you at any time to help you complete all kinds of unimaginable and acrimonious instructions or to help you grab Birkin bags from the Hermes store... Do you still remember the article you wrote in high school called "My Ideal" Composition? The last sentence of your full text is; I think Buffett is the biggest bitch in the world - but I love him!" Gu Li took a deep breath, turned to Gu Yuan angrily, gritted his teeth and said, "You're right!" Gu Yuan's face was full of "can't stand it", and he turned his face to one side, ready to hit the gas pedal and leave.Shimao Manor is a nightmare. "If I can become Gong Xun, I would rather never buy Prada!" Gu Li added. While turning the steering wheel, Gu Yuan said, "Even if you don't buy Prada, you won't be able to become Gong Xun. If it were me, if you could become Gong Xun, I would like to lose ten years of my life because maybe I would risk my life like him. It’s really possible to become like him. And if you don’t buy Prada...it’s like Tang Wanru swore she would never use a Nokia mobile phone again in order to become as thin as a European and American supermodel...it’s a matter of where)" Gu Li turned his head to look at Gu Yuan, with "Fireworks of Love" written all over his face.She just likes her face when she is so sane, like everything in the history of the world is a weight that can be converted into grams and is thrown on the balance to measure. Any emotion can be measured with a vernier ruler to the decimal point the third.