Chapter 4 Director Wang

I don't like Zhenxing Hospital. I don't like it just because of its ugly architecture. Its shape is a double cross, which is too feigned.False Day refers to the National Day of the so-called "Republic of China", which was called the Double Tenth Day. When the revolutionary army revolted on that day in 1911, the National Day was true, but thirty-eight years later, it perished and shrunk. When it comes to Taiwan, it becomes fake.Fake double tenth is also a double bad thing. The architectural shape of the Taipei City Government is a complication of revitalization. It is also double tenth, which looks even uglier.

Like it or not, on August 1, 2007, I still moved in.My good friend Director Wang, who is in charge of the Department of Metabolism, arranged a ward for me, which was assigned to the Department of Neurology.Why Neurology?Because I signed a book to a principal ten days ago. I wrote a poem and embedded the principal’s name in it. But when I stood up, I felt a little dazed. It's a bit messy. After getting on the bus, I saw that the passers-by are all plural and twins. It will be fine after a while.The culprit should not be me, but the allergy medicine I took twenty-four hours ago, but there are different opinions. Director Wang caught me and detained me in Zhenxing. Pain, back pain, neuralgia, muscle pain, numbness in hands and feet, weakness in limbs, dizziness, fainting, convulsions, convulsions, epilepsy, tremors in hands and feet, involuntary movements, unsteady gait, Parkinson's disease, stroke, hemiplegia , disturbance of consciousness, dementia, facial nerve palsy, paresthesia, encephalitis, meningitis, muscle disease, neuropathy, brain tumor, multiple sclerosis, cerebral palsy, sleep disease, various dementia, etc. Congratulations, take care of your nerves. If necessary, we also have neurosurgery, including cranial nerve trauma, various cerebrovascular diseases, cerebral hemorrhage, hydrocephalus, vertebral fractures, spinal cord injuries, spinal spurs, and spinal displacements , cartilage protrusion, hyperhidrosis, various nerve pains (such as headache, trigeminal neuralgia, neck pain, back pain and sciatica, etc.), limb numbness and various nerve weakness. Specializes in microscopic examination of brain tumors and cerebrovascular Surgery and endoscopic surgery, microspine surgery, endoscopic surgery for hyperhidrosis, etc., are all in one bag.” He laughed while talking, good friend.

"I think you are the director of the marketing department, the director of public relations, right?" I also laughed. "Anyway, since you're here, don't expect to see your home until you recover from your illness." "That's not necessarily the case, Director, you probably don't know that I bought a new home, just opposite, across the Sulfur Creek, that building, on the left of the twelfth floor, is my new home, and it is currently being renovated. So, even if you are ill, you can still see my home.” "Oh." Director Wang suddenly realized and patted his head. "I finally understand that you don't like Zhenxing Hospital but are willing to live in it. It turns out that we have become neighbors, and you must love your neighbors."

"If the neighbor is too ugly, love it?" Director Wang smiled mysteriously. "Your master's ward is No. 1212, No. 12 on the 12th floor. The ward next door to yours has a neighbor who lives in it. It's very beautiful. She lives in and everyone sees it. Amazing, Zhenxing lives in such a beautiful woman, don't call it ugly anymore." "Beauty?" I questioned. "Beauty." He affirmed. "Have you seen it?" "I haven't seen it. But I'm sure. Because I have side evidence." "What evidence?" "On the second day after she moved in, I was drinking coffee with my friends at STARBUCKS (Starbucks), and there was a circle of high school girls at the next table. They talked about this beauty, so, she is a beauty, and the evidence is not all from the revitalization The hospital, there is circumstantial evidence.”

"What kind of beauty is it?" "I haven't seen it, I don't know. I only heard that she is so beautiful. There are too many beauties nowadays, but they are too vulgar. I heard that this one is so beautiful that she has her own style. How important it is to have her own style, Think of Lin Qingxia, she is so unique, isn't she?" "Until you marry a vulgar. That's not vulgarity, it's vulgarity." "You, Master Li, are fair and mean." "Director, you aroused my curiosity. It turns out that I was reduced to revitalization, but I was lucky enough to be next to beautiful women."

"The ancients said: 'Qiantang Suxiao is a fellow.' Today people say: 'Zhenxing beautiful women are neighbors.' Congratulations, Master Li, you have neurology, neurosurgery, and neurobeauties." "Crazy girl?" "I'm sick in my brain, aren't you still nervous?" "I'm a little surprised, Director Wang, why do you know the patients in the ward so well?" "The neurotic beauty next door is not an ordinary patient. She came here in an ambulance. The story is a bit gossip. I heard from the high school girl on the side of STARBUCKS that this beauty is not a real person, but a female ghost."

"It was a disaster for me. I lived in a hospital, and I lived next to ghosts." "Perhaps when you see this patient, you won't complain anymore. I heard that she is very beautiful." "You keep saying that she is beautiful, but what kind of disease does she have?" "It's a ghost disease. She put on the uniform of Zhongshan female middle school students and ran to class. She didn't attend class by herself, but for her cousin who died in a car accident for a month. She claimed that she was the dead cousin. This is not the possession of a great god, This is a cousin possessed. It’s scary. But because she is so beautiful, the Zhongshan Girls Middle School students are living as hell, and they don’t care that she is a ghost, and everyone praises her for being beautiful.”

"and after?" "Later she passed out, and came to Zhenxing for first aid. Since the establishment of Zhenxing Hospital, many records have been broken. This time, it was a fake student from Zhongshan Girls High School. It was found out later that she was an eleventh student from Taipei American School. Grade students are our sophomores.” "You promote benevolence and benevolence, and even accept fake ones." "Aren't we accepting you? Master, is your illness real? Generally speaking, your master's illness is 'the hands of doctors', because it is impossible to find out what is wrong with you."

"I'm self-aware, let me tell you." I smiled. "What I have is factitious disorder, which is the "pseudo-disease" in mental illness. This kind of patient only cheats doctors in exchange for care and attention, which makes everyone go around, isn't it me?" Director Wang laughed, and he said: "People with factitious disorder, some inject insulin to pretend to be hypoglycemia, some drip blood on the urine sample to pretend to be hematuria, and some even ask for surgery to do unnecessary surgery, you , A while ago, he was stabbed twice in a row, which is probably the case! When it comes to factitious disorder, it’s no coincidence, the fake students of Zhongshan Girls’ High School are a little suspicious, maybe they have something to do with you.”

"There is a kind of factitious disorder called proxy, 'para-pseudo-disease', a plan to pretend that someone else is sick, maybe that's what's going on?" I said with a smile, "It's great to have a famous doctor as a good friend! , There are people in the hospital who are very sick—false sickness.” Director Wang said: "The case of this fake student is a bit strange. It's like being possessed by an evil spirit. We Western doctors don't believe that evil is evil, but it's really strange. This girl skipped class from an American school, and the female ghost haunted Zhongshan. It’s really evil. I overheard it in STARBUCKS again: a girl said: “Our Zhongshan Girls’ Middle School has good Fengshui, and we have such beautiful classmates. It’s a pleasure to meet you, but unfortunately, we only met for 20 or 30 minutes.” , and disappeared.” One girl said: “Zhongshan Girls’ High School really saw a ghost in broad daylight, but I saw such a beautiful female ghost.” Another said: “If she is a female ghost, I am willing to be seduced by her, and also Same as her." What about you? The master who pretended to be sick at Zhenxing Hospital, what do you think?"

"What about me? I was originally a ghost, a ghost, and a ghost. As a ghost, if I can be seduced by a beautiful female ghost, it's worth it. Hearing you say that again and again, I really want to have the opportunity to meet this beautiful woman in the next ward .is it possible?" "Possibly, if you come three months earlier." "Three months?" "Yeah, what I said was all three months ago. The next door I said was the one three months ago. That beauty has been discharged from the hospital since she had brain surgery three months ago." "Oh." I pretended to be annoyed. "Your director has been teasing me. You were talking about three months ago." Director Wang laughed. "Life is so unknowable. Life has a front and a back. It is not from a superstitious point of view, but from a probabilistic point of view. Maybe three months ago, it will appear in front of your eyes. Who knows?" "Thank you for giving me hope." "Does Master believe in ghosts?" "Why believe it? All I have to do is look in the mirror and I'll be damned." "Our Zhenxing colleagues have admired the name of the master for a long time, and we also want to come to see the living ghost. Everyone will come to see you, so you can talk one by one." "I will chat one by one, but the director who is superstitious about Falun Gong will have a headache when he comes." "Master against Falun Gong?" "Of course I oppose it. I have already written the reasons. I mentioned: Its leader wrote in a letter on December 25, 1998, saying: "We are not Health Qigong, we are practicing, but we can use Practitioners can get rid of diseases and keep fit.” If it is purely “disease cure and fitness”, no one will object to it. The problem is that it requires “cultivation”. In the beginning, all cults started with "cultivation", but in the end they caused turmoil and disaster to the country. Even the cult itself can't control and clean up its trend. This is not terrible, but what is even more terrifying is its ability to spread. Due to modern With the help of science and technology, radio, television, Internet, video, fax, etc., have exploded an amazing "movement warfare" energy. Think about it, when the Communist Party of China was founded in 77 years, there were only 50 million members, but "Falun Gong It has only been established for seven years, and it claims to have 100 million disciples. Once the disciples go crazy, how old are the "White Lotus Sect" and the "Boxer Regiment"? Coupled with the intervention of foreigners who are afraid of China's chaos, it is not difficult to see This trend. Therefore, I am in favor of denouncing "Falun Gong", because it has explosive scourges and is too unstable. In recent years, it has become more and more violent. Its funds are supported by the CIA, so it can control the media. It is convenient. I always feel that it is very inappropriate for people in the 21st century to believe in such a substandard new religion. Your director also sent a copy of Mutant Message Down Under ("The voice of the wilderness: An American woman's spiritual journey in the Australian desert"), I wonder why he believes in such a low level of "Falungong" even though he has such a high standard." "For the sake of the truth, the master often turns against his friends?" "I believe in the words of the Indian Mahatma Gandhi: A man must always sacrifice his friends for the sake of the truth." "Including revitalizing the hospital?" "At least you're safe in the hospital." We laughed. "We want to detain you for a few more days," Director Wang walked to the door and clenched his fists, "I will teach you how powerful Zhenxing is." "Long live Zhenxing!" I also clenched my fist and pretended to scream. We laughed and said goodbye.